/ck/ - Food & Cooking

gonna get deleted bro

Jannies tongue Ja/ck/'s anus

>>18864817
That rag guy is paying jannies to delete jack threads.

>>18864827
What rag guy

>>18864771
This thread will be deleted soon. Sorry anon

>>18864830
i think he means raguesa?

>>18864827
He must of forgot to pay this months

>>18864771
>It's real.
Big F to our court jester. Say goodbye to the other arm's movement if he makes it out alive.

"Jack" has been dead for years at this point. What you see is an E. Coli colony that has taken over his body and is trying to convince viewers to eat raw meat.

>Dumbass improperly cooks a chicken and constantly eat junk food
I have no sympathy for the ignorant.

>>18864832
>must of

>>18864861
looks fucking gorgeous anon you got a link for that recipe? (looks abit overcooked for mytastes)

>>18864827
rag guy is the janny

It's a shame he couldn't hold on for a few more days. He just missed out on seeing the return of the BIG NEW YORKER PIZZA

>>18864771
>it's real
ruh roh

>>18864878
who needs that when you can make the lazymans version

>>18864771
Any proofs on this?

>>18864886
front page of KF

>>18864886
its all over his sons and mother/mother in laws facebook

>>18864771
My friend Josh played this webm on his podcast today.

>>18864771
I guess he was a bad guy anyways.
https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

>>18864884
So today, we're going to be making the lazy man's big new yorker pizza:
We have some eggs, some puff pastry and a slimjim.

>>18864890
>>18864889
He literally uploaded a video about an hour or two ago. How is this possible?

>>18864906
You can schedule video uploads, anon.

>>18864896
Who tf is Josh?

>>18864904
"and i got this old jar of peppers i found in the pantry and im not gonna let it go to waste because i like it spicy"

>>18864906
A lot of youtubers schedule publishing of new vids. Notice that he still has Christmas decorations on, clearly it's an old video.

>>18864907
I hope he has several more scheduled so we can maybe see what was the meal that finally pushed his heart over the edge.

>>18864771
>He had a heart attack
I guess something went wrong during SRS.

post ja/ck/s

>>18864890
Idk wtf their names are

>>18864935

>>18864935
>that gross residue from being left in the fridge way past its date
god i hate him but i dont want him to die

How old is Jack anyways?

>>18864942
neither do i? ive just seen it posted here earlier

>>18864947

>>18864955
mid 30s

>>18864896
kek

>>18864955
late 40s but its been a while since i cared so maybe early 50s

>>18864957
Having a heart attack in your 30s?! Holy shit, tf he eats THAT bad all the time?

>>18864957

>>18864906
Any ideas why his chicken soup wasn't browning properly?

>>18864957
i love how he realizes what's about to happen and thinks about it for a second and then just commits

>>18864966

>>18864966
imagine you where his son
>hey im gonna bring a girl around
>okay son
>cooks them food
>i made you som food guys
>hands her some under cooked chicken on a bun drenched in lard and salsa

>>18864971

>>18864976

>>18864971
love how he has to avoid the luke warm oil

>>18864980

Fuck, my gf found my ja/ck/ folder bros. How do I explain this to her?

>>18864964
>>18864957
He is 55

>>18864987

>>18864987
That's Kay

>>18865007
Say you're studying how to not fuck up cooking

>>18864771
Hasn't he also had a couple strokes before this'?

>>18865010
this is my last jack, please someone else adds to the thread.

I love food gore.

>>18865021
He was just pre gaming

https://files.catbox.moe/jl00p7.mp4

Don't care. Still mourning Francis.

>>18864896
Based Mad at The Internet enjoyer

>>18864771
>RIP
>severe condition
make up your mind

>>18865025
sure thing

>>18865010
this one doesn't look terrible

JACKS IN A BOX
JACKS IN A BOOOOX
HEART ATTACK JACK, YOURE DEAD IN A BOX

>>18865047

>>18865047
not much food related but still saved.
>jack11 parenting.webm

>>18864861
You're gay though

>>18864774
They fear him.

>>18865010
That's not Jack

Why did Jack's son cut off ties with him?

>>18865010
That guy is based.

>>18865080
It is in spirit

also i'm too lazy to change the filename.

Jack is a piece of shit but I feel bad for his family.
Losing someone you love always fucking sucks.

>>18865084
my guess is he wanted him to be part of the channel because hes a self absorbed fat ass and didnt consider if he wanted to or not so the kid went "fuck this i dont wanna be part of it anymore"
thats what i always guessed from it and i dont think he cut ties he just didnt want to be involved with his weird youtube shit, his sons probably aware of us, wouldnt you wanna take a step aswell?

Why wont he move his arm in his latest video???

>>18865100
you need to be 18 to post here

>>18864771
may he burn in hell, amen

>>18865084
Jack strangled him for smoking weed. They have kind of patched things up a little in past years, I get the sense that Garrett still hates him though because Garrett is a typical california weedlord and Jack is a boomer conservative. Jack Jr is quickly becoming his father though. Similar to WOTLK, there must *always* be a ja/ck/

>>18865099
Could have something to do with being strangled. Just saying.

>>18865036
RIP to that perfect poodle.

>>18865103
Is he left handed?

>>18865112
white people trying to use chopsticks it always looks so retarted....they just do it because theyre pretentious

>>18864976
he literally defies the laws of phsyics

on one hand the batter is so thick that his fork literally get stuck in it, and so thick he can't even immerse the chicken in it. on the other hand it's so runny that it runs off the chicken immediately and doesn't coat it at all. how does it even work

>>18865113
oh i know that man, imagine your own father going on a "podcast" and saying it nonchalantly like nothing really happened
>>18865117
he had a stroke dipshit

>>18865117
I'm left handed

>>18865061
What actually happened with Jack and his son?

>>18865121
Using chopsticks is a fun little game, it makes eating food a little more playful and amusing

>>18865112
>Jack strangled him for smoking weed.
Based

>>18865125
No he had a heart attack...

>>18865121
I'm 90% sure this dude is just mad because he doesn't know how to use chopsticks.

>>18865121
>trying
Sounds like you're jealous.

Bros... He's gone... Look it up

>>18865130
his son acted like a teenager so his father thought it would be a good idea to literally throttle him like a fucking simpsons homer/bart gag, he then after he had the fallout with him went on to talk about it like it wasnt a family issue and made it out that he was somehow in the right

>>18865137
and what about the strokes hes had

>>18865137
He had two separate strokes prior to this.

>>18865142
Jack is kill.
No :(

>garret says he has a pinched nerve in his neck
>jack repeatedly choked the fuck out of him

Really makes you think doesnt it

Seeing normies on youtube rib at ja/ck/ doesn't sit right. It's been years and only now they're giving him shit, when he's well past his retarded prime.

>>18865168
lolcow channels are the fucking bottom of the barrel for content they just regurgitate shit that you most likely have seen before without looking for it

>>18865117
hes no handed

>>18865179
well now he isnt
guess were just gonna see his wife cooking now and him occasionally shouting at her

>>18865168
Everyone is taking the opportunity to dogpile on him while he still has comments enabled.

>>18865168
yeah where the fuck were they? I hate that shit content, same deal with the entire "british people who read wikipedia articles" genre.

sauce??????????? no I dont have a fucking facebook account

>>18865124
non newtonian batter

>>18865199
>"british people who read wikipedia articles
i watched one video about a murder, and then my youtube was full of these random droney sounding dickheads rambling about cases from 5 decades ago in britain
im british but fucking hell get a better waste of time, really does show that teens cant be bothered reading anymore because its easier to watch on your phone

>>18864771
anyone have any good ja/ck/ gifs?

>>18864771
VAXXED

>>18864873
When he carved it, there's ducking blood coming out.

>>18865142
sauce

Does anyone have a link to the Texas Investor Club thing with Ja/ck/? I can't find the full thing

>>18865244
i think you're the only one who cares anon

>>18865247
yeah im pretty sure everyone on this board knows that

Thanks fauci

>>18865266
Meds

>>18864771
Jack could be saved but it will cost him his humanity

>>18865271
Elder God Mark Weins...

>>18865246
>>18865266
Jack is a notorious anti-vaxxer and boomer Republican

>>18865271
Mark has done gokkun? hot

>>18865271
that man is a fucking monster and i refuse to believe anything else

>>18865269
Untested

>>18864987
That's Kay's Cooking, not Jack.

>>18865291
Still better than being a mentally ill faggot like yourself

>>18865271
Mark should do one of those happy test to see his power level.

>>18865300
I'm not ill. u are the sick one.

>>18865215
I think they do it because burgers have some weird thing where they think someone speaking any non god awful cockney british accent is intelligent. Funnily enough the couple of similar channels I've seen with an American narrator incorporate a lot more interesting stuff like original recordings because they actually have to work to get a following.

The funny thing is all of these content people end up making videos on the same sets of disasters and murders over time. Like most youtubers after 2-4ish years they run out of content to steal from wikipedia on their chosen history niche and are forced to branch out.

>>18864771
Thank goodness. Looks like my prayers were answered after all

>>18865339
pretty sure it was his wifes prayers that where heard not you
you dont share a house with the fat prick

>>18865010
That's Shotgun Red. He died a few years ago. Cool dude. I miss his content.

>>18865432
>He died a few years ago.
he literally posted a video yesterday.

>>18865010
rip shotgun red

>>18865488
They're previously recorded.

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/tennessean/name/steve-hall-obituary?id=8369085

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6JAAbS9tDE

>>18865092
>It is in spirit
That's insulting. Shotgun Red had tons of good recipes. Also, fried Coke is a county fair staple in a lot of the country.

>>18865529
>3 years ago and they still have vids with him
woah
>>18865538
>fried Coke is a county fair staple in a lot of the country.
Yeah, in America.

He’s dead. Expect the family to announce it tomorrow or in the next few days. And fuck the jannies that would ban ja/ck/ posting. They were worse than that Canadian Asian literal MtF tranny janny.

>>18865553
I'm just trying to figure out what's so offensive about fried dough.

>>18864947
Is that all butter the egg is cooking in?

>>18865570
if he dies he better get a fucking sticky. I don't care if he buttfrustrates jannies, he is a board institution and much better than the keto/vegan schizo threads. If not he'll haunt this place forever.

>>18865583
Not fried dough, fried coke. It's pretty much like deep-frying sugar cubes.

It's offensive as butter burgers.

>>18865596
No, it's water. If it was boiling butter, that egg would be golden.

>>18865570
same jannies that wiped the NYP threads. Delete this post or ban me Janny and I'll get a VPN. Dunno why that Tohru-fag can make those avatar posting threads but threads like this or NYP are verboten.

>>18865570
>tranny janny.
so that boils it down from 10 to 9

>>18865603
I'm with you on this interpretation of a "butter burger" but the fried Coke looks good to me. It's basically a donut with a cola flavor to it.

If jack is dead he deserves a sticky like the /g/ one

>>18864771
>Jack is dead
Huh?

>>18865570
Where can I read about it?

The man is a legend in his own right. Should've kept better care of himself however.

>>18865616
Speaking of donuts with soft drinks, I regret not trying Cheerwine donuts at Krispy Kreme when I was in North Carolina.

Did all that salmonella evolve and attack the heart instead of the stomach?

>>18865669
I fear the owner of both of those hearts might be dead.

>>18864771
>heaven gained another angel

>>18865674
why?

>>18865674
Most likely. But I'm thinking one of them died from heart issues.

>>18865682
the other had his heart literally ripped from his body. What you would call that if not a heart issue?

>>18865694
An organ donor? Dude could've got hit in the head.

>>18865669
Are you sure pic on the right isnt some sort of extra cheesy bacon burger

>>18865247
That's not blood, that's myoglobin.

>>18865701
Getting hit in the heada makes your heart stop working (after a while)

clearly heart issue

>>18865271
For me it was when he jizzed himself over fresh milk in an environment where everything was slathered with liquid shit.

>>18865720
I guess we'll never know what a healthy heart looks like.

>>18864771
is why cheese and meats are bad

>>18864771
Was he in the middle of choking out another one of his children when it happened? Puts a lot of stress on the heart.

>>18865680
You need a heart to live. According to the articles I've read at least.

>no sticky

>>18864922
The apex of found footage horror

>>18864771
he's eating all the frog legs up in heaven now, bros

>>18865124
That's actually the proper consistency for General Tso's. You're not supposed to try and force it in.

>>18865788
Walkin with a limp like an oldschool pimp

>>18864771
Oh my god finally

F

why dont these threads ever have any proof

>>18865199
>british people who read wikipedia articles
i really thought i was the only person that noticed this

>>18865817
there were a few other threads before this one but they got janny'd

>>18864878
HOLY SHIT BROS

>>18865772
This. Have some fucking respect for the king of /ck/

>>18865112
he is finally free
godspeed, fuck jack

>>18865669
cool
i want a yellow heart

>>18865855
It's definitely cooler than the lame ass purple heart my dad got.

>>18865831
Damn.. I'm unironically sad even though I've called him a fat retard countless times.

F

>>18865080
There's a bunch of webm's of Kay in this thread labeled as Jack, yours isn't the worst offense.

>>18865749
>citation needed

NO FUCKING GOD DAMMIT NO

RIP TO OUR SALMONELLA SAINT

>>18865831
Man if this is true I'll be so fucking bummed out. Jack is a legitimate legend at this point and I feel like he had so much more to give.

>>18865025
I can't watch
His arm
It's too much
It drives me crazy

Damn, this is the end of an era. RIP Ja/ck/. You were shit, but you made for great entertainment.

>>18866035
That's Kay not Jack

>>18866040
I'd recognize them voluptuously pendulous northern British TATS fookin anywhere mate

fucking normiefags shitting on jack NOW of all times absolutely disgusts me

>>18866035
poser faggot

Pull through Jack, the world won't be the same without your genius

>tfw this is actually finally it
Man... I remember when he survived the SE obd stroke I thought "whatever's next must surely kill him" and here we are. If by some miracle he survives this I swear to Jesus Christ that I will attend Sunday mass this weekend having lived a heathen life for the last 31 years.

>>18866097
>I swear to Jesus Christ that I will attend Sunday mass this weekend having lived a heathen life for the last 31 years.
you'll still be one going to the literal progenitor of globohomo

>>18866097
He already survived a heart attack since then.

he's gonna make it

Deep down, Tammie will probably be relieved when he goes. She's spent too much of her life supporting that oaf.

Personally I wanted to see the dead arm get amputated

>>18866179
>Tammie will probably be relieved when he goes.
God will curse Tammy by denying her Ja/ck/'s life insurance payout and letting /our chef/ live. The Lord made avarice a sin for a reason, TamHam

>>18864771
Hes an abuser and exploiter. Fuck him

>>18865025
That is clearly Kay. Jack is fat but he doesnt have massive tits like Kay

>>18866209
>Hes an abuser and exploiter. Fuck him
the reddit morality police have arrived
don't smoke weed if you don't want to get choked out
also, remember that gum is biodegradable

>>18865899
gonna miss that Eggplant's goofy cooking videos

>>18866179
Tammie seems so checked out of life that she won't miss a beat. She'll keep doing what she's doing transitioning into the role of fat grandma for Jack Jr's retarded kids.

>>18866209
That only makes me like him more.

He hasnt officially been announced dead yet
Garrett claimed he was on his deathbed, but hadnt actually seen him.
Radio silence since then, there is hope that he comes back in a wheelchair with no use to either arm.

He will be just like The Wolfe Pit

>>18866290
Then he'll lose his eyes the one time he forgets to spin the food while dropping it in the deep fryer, and before long... Jackros.

>>18865432
I also miss him, bro.
He would do something weird like make pickled Bar S hotdogs or grill entire blocks of bologna.

>>18865199
>>18865215
the absolute bottom of the barrel is channels where it's just an ai voice reading reddit threads with clickbait titles
I hate youtube so fucking much now

wait jack is only 55? I thought he was like 70.. holy shit

>>18864951
He's gonna kick the bucket.

I don't want ja/ck/ to die, hope he makes it

>>18864904
Don't forget a whole jar of mayo and four sticks of butter.

>>18866382
Ah yes, the blood and body of Ja/ck/

>>18864896
how the fuck lmao

>>18864896
Didn't this happen because he cooked the thing upside down?

I hope he dies and people will start appreciating to his old content, kinda like with Shakespeare.

>>18866406
I watched ja/ck/ long long before he became a /ck/ meme

>>18864906
Jack also tweeted within 12 hours of his alleged heart attack. Unless he's dead 2 weeks from now this shit is dumb kiwishit. To be fair I don't know why anyone actually cares about Jack. I think most people only "care" because they want to see what's happens when he dies. Those people are not human; they are demons in skin suits.

>>18866184
it needs to be preserved and put into an e-celeb museum

>>18866398
It has a clamp which is only meant to keep it closed during storage but must not be engaged during cooking. It's kind of silly design, because designers should know there are lots of people like Jack who never ever even glance at instructions. But those people who assume they know everything are still retarded.

>>18866410
> demons
ok lobster anon

>>18865596
The problem is that he's trying to poach the egg in too little water. You cannot successfully poach an egg in a skillet. It must be done in a pot, saucepan or other reasonably deep vessel.

Half of these aren't even ja/ck/
who's the retard posting webms

>>18864947
not the worst egg he ever cooked

>>18866413
I don't recognize the maymay you are referencing. All I can say is that there is no glory in rejoicing in the suffering of a non enemy and that to do so reveals your inhumanity.

>>18864947
Are you being retarded on purpose? That's Kay, not Ja/ck/.

>>18866419
it's a newfag test, to see if they can tell who's ja/ck/ or if they're just here to hate on a person they don't evem recognize

>>18866415
Yes you can. I always poach eggs in a frying pan, and they're fine. You can see there's plenty of unused volume in his pan because he's an idiot.

>>18866424
suck my cock faggot

>>18866432
Enjoy perdition, soul sucker. You will burn for eternity. It's not too late to change.

>>18864947
jfc I'm in tears! The way he gently scooped the egg up and then fucking whips it over sunny side down. Slapstick gold!

>>18866445
why are my balls are still dry?

>>18865669
Seeing his makes my chest hurt.

>>18866209
go back please

>>18866209
fuck off

>>18866460
Fortunately, it must be psychological because there are no nerve endings in your heart. Your heart could be completely clogged with fat, and you won't feel a thing until it nearly kills you or maybe does kill you.

>>18864771
He actually got better

>>18864896
Josh doesn't have friends

>>18864771
Was watching some of his videos recently. Guy cannot cook. Wonder If he'll survive this.

>>18865603
>french drown everything in butter
Ooohhhh ahhhh so sophisticated
>americans use butter
Woah woah wtf are you doing holy shit no one uses butter gross eww

jack became a "facebook famous" figure in the north nashville neighborhood groups as he always reviewed new restaurants in the area. normies actually loved him and were completely oblivious to his meme status from youtube.

Postin my old jack oc since who knows if I'll ever get a chance to post it again?

>>18866553
Based hypocrisy caller outer. Fuck yuropoors.

I wouldn't be surprised if he committed "suicide", he was way too anti establishment and was asking too many questions lately.

I dont wish death on him but he's a fucking idiot that thinks he knows how to cook. Eating raw food coated in excess butter will do that to a person. How do you have a channel about cooking for over a decade and learn NOTHING???

>>18866633
He only wanted to publicise his contract manufactured sauces and become a billionaire without effort like his self help books said he could.

>>18866633
Realistically he's probably borderline retarded. Like 80 IQ. It explains everything.

>>18866644
>he's probably borderline retarded. Like 80 IQ. It explains everything.
That would just be your typical trumptard

>survives a heart attack and 2 strokes
>still carries on with his old lifestyle without fear
Truly fascinating

>>18864771
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18864896
jewsh is fatter than ja/ck/ has ever been

>>18866040
>>18866228
I looked through her channel. I can't find it.

>>18866668
Thats just the typical American.

>>18865247
The heat of the blood cooks the chicken

>>18866040
>>18866228
>>18866686

>>18866644
>>18866654
so true sister

>>18865029
My sides, this is very timely.

>>18865092
How are the yokes hard and the whites runny, what a strange man.

Still all fake and gay

no link, no proof

>>18865603
I love butter and this is just too much butter.

>>18865246
Jack being Vaxxed would be very, very out of character

Maybe he won't die and will just functionality of the other arm. He could be a giant meatball man that rolls around with his limbs flailing about wildly.

>>18865278
>>18866741
being a vaxxed antivaxxer is a very boomer thing, at least here in slavland. me uncle was like that, he kept complaining about mask mandates and telling me how bill gates was on the board of directors of pfizer but he took the jab "just in case", and never stopped complaining about the vaxx either kek.
i'm not even some vaxxfag he was trying to convert either, i didn't get vaxxed but it was just due to lazyness not some political conviction. he just liked talking shit about the vaxx

>>18864896
How the fuck do you play a webm on a podcast it's all audio

>>18866729
Front page of Kiwi Farms idiot

>>18866797
Didn't some tranny shut that place down or something?

He's dead it was just confirmed.

Holy fuck RIP Jack

>>18866830
no they delisted it from google search results

>>18866830
something like that around the time chris chan was arrested for you know what
probably felt a kinship with chris and came to his defence

>>18866837
Link. Huge if true

>>18865529
Ms. Sheila sure is purty. reminds me of Blondie.

>>18866668
Well it's only doctors who said there was a problem. Sciencefags, not certified ministers of God.

>all those webms
how comes that after years of cooking he is still much worse than an average person that just cooks at home
he really must be somewhat retarded

>>18866837
Don't listen to this anon. He's alive and well

It's confirmed. It's over anons.

>>18864955
He recently turned 57