/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18843436
I would gladly be her toilet bowl iykwim

>>18843438
I don't know what you mean, can you please elaborate?

>>18843436
you have acid reflux. start taking a PPI

>be god
>put taste buds that can only taste spicy foods in people's assholes
why did he do it?

>>18843618
Epic prank

>>18843438
>her

it's just pointless machismo beyond the medium heat at most
>painful
>causes poop to burn
>causes liquid poop spray

>>18843618
>god
>g

dilate

>>18843510
just give yourself osteoperosis

>>18843510
You don't know what you're talking about

Take soluble fiber whenever you eat spicy food. Take it anyway even when you don't because it's good for you and makes you shit heroic solid logs.

stop drinking alcohol
>>18844232
>heroic solid logs.
those hurt.

>>18844232
Fiber gives me constipation

>>18843436
Yeah, it sucks.
Love it all but have to limit it severely now.

>>18843510
It helps but severely spicy stuff will still cause a reaction.
BTW it's not about the reflux it's about the painful constipation followed by explosive diarrhea.

>>18843436
why do anons keep posting this 4/10 goblina?

>>18843436
i always order the spiciest level whenever I get thai food (i say make it spicy like i'm a THAI PERSON, Ngyugen) and it's always not spicy enough in my mouth, but later when I drop a burning solid log that feels like magma I regret my choices.

>>18843436
Have a bowl of rice after eating your spicy food.

>>18844700
>>18844639
You are taking too much fiber if they're coming out so solid that they hurt. You really don't need that much. Like a teaspoon of soluble fiber with a large dinner of low fiber food. If you're grabbing a random spoon from your drawer and filling it with fiber you're using way too much.

>>18843659
hang yourself kike

it is not pointless machismo to eat spicier and spicier food- heat enhances the flavor of every other flavor. food without that heat is blander in every way. the hotter it is the sharper the flavors are. acids work this way to an extent too.

god also favors me and i can eat all of this shit with no effect on my GI tract.

>tfw 31 and i can still drink huge glasses of milk, entire crave cases, dozens of hot wings and nothing happens

>>18843436
>love chili week so much, my chili is delicious
>the entire chili week i have dirty shits that take half an hour to wipe

>>18843436
>tfw you love spicy food and are at that point in your life but you find having diarrhoea pretty fun

>>18843510
I literally broke my femur while simply walking at a very young age and I was also taking over the counter anti acid drugs around that time, I believe it's possible they weakened my bones. Doctors are not sure 100% why it happened but I will never take anti acid drugs ever again.

Anyways I personally improved my acid reflux by avoiding all processed foods and eating a healthier diet. also I are more acidic foods like beans and tomatoes boiled with apple cider vinegar and balsamic vinger, because it's the only thing that settled my stomach and reduced the acid. chalky over the counter anti-acids and proton pump inhibitors just made me violently projectile vomit and then I would have 10x worse acid reflux an hour later. so this is the only thing that helped me.

I am NOT a doctor. This is NOT advice. ask your doctor before doing anything.

>>18843436
same, and if it's spicy+oily it's painful

>>18845127
>Anyways I personally improved my acid reflux by avoiding all processed foods and eating a healthier diet.
>I am NOT a doctor. This is NOT advice.
Phew, I almost started reaching for unprocessed meat and veg for a second there.

I used to have terrible AR but I fixed it by never eating anything after 6pm unless I'm forced to if I'm out with friends or whatever. If I eat too close to when I sleep I am guaranteed to have a sleepless night writhing around while my stomach tries to murder me.

>>18845068
I made this soup wifh cabbage, potatoes, bok choy, dried shiitake, and beef meatballs. 1-2 wipers everyday. I think it's the cabbage and shiitake mushrooms.

Fix your gut with SAUERKRAUT

>>18844825
Better than the dumb food truck bitch

>>18843436
>tfw you've reached the point in your life where spicy food consistently gives you diarrhea
You mean birth?

>>18843436
isnt this the really cute girl from youtube who makes videos about cool lgbt topics and other stuff like vampires 8

>>18843618
>taste buds
>spice
That's now how it works
Capsaicin causes a CNS receptor that normally responds to extreme heat or severe abrasion to misfire, that receptor is present in basically every mucous membrane in your entire body.

Did you think you had taste buds in your eyes?

>>18843508

Same here. If I eat too much spicy food I get extremely painful cramps + diarrhea

>>18843436
The concept of spiciness in the first place is for plants to ward off predators from completely consuming their entire bodies and also to cause diarrhea in the predators that consume their seeds in order to give the next generation of their plant species a new environment to live in...

>>18847917
>plants evolve chemical defense that makes anything with a mucous membrane feel like it's on fire
>the apes that can live on those plants evolve to like the feeling of their mouths being on fire
Nature.