/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Sriracha!

>>18819925
>dude did you just post a hot sauce?
>how dare you?
>have you not thought about people like me with perpetual rectal damage
it's true, we don't think about anons with chronic faggotry enough, rispect

>>18819954
>Sriracha
>hot

>>18820009
aparently it is for people with rectal damage

>>18819919
I agree, but I havent tried huy fong since they made it even shittier

>>18820015
>aparently it is for people with rectal damage

>>18820024
>being this rectal damaged
ngmi

Choose wisely

>>18819919
I like Trader Joe’s

>>18819925
>noo i cant eat this tasty sauce because my personality is built around hating popular things
>haha fucking normies will never understand how based and smart freethinker i am

>>18820056
Holy seethe

>>18820085
>haha I used this mass word I bet that normie doesn't know how jews control the world im so special and smart

>>18819919
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>18820035
I have just a normal regular sriracha I guess. It's not even on this list. But I'd like to try all those different varieties.

>>18820140
The screenshot tool has failed me, here you go.

>>18819919
flying goose kinda sucks imo, way too sweet
been enjoying the tabasco sriracha lately

>>18820092
Topkek. Solid pasta

>>18820497
This, Tabasco sriracha is actually great

>>18819925
So is there any actual problem you have with it? Or do you just hate it because 4chan
Because this reminds me when people here were bashing it for having a ton of sugar even though it doesn’t have any

>>18820035
>Mayo
>Vegan

>>18819919
huy fong rules over the tryhards and wannabes

Flying goose is better, but not really good.