/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Moneybags and pad thai

>>18813352
>hear her talk
>boner lost
What an ugly language

This video is on the top of my youtube feed for like 2 months now

>>18813360
Chinese and Vietnamese do the same thing for me. Bug languages just at not pretty to me.

>>18813360
>>18813365
agreed, thai and vietnamese are the most unpleasant sounding languages
chinese isnt bad though

>>18813360
Mate you might have erectile dysfunction, you should see a doctor

>>18813352
She's wearing a mask outside, so yeah she's probably dumb enough to fuck a /ck/ dweeb. This was the implication right? Thai woman = sucky sucky. Haha good one.

>>18813352
Egg, banana, bit of carbs from wrap, and the fry oil.
Nutritionally seems almost the perfect breakfast.

But then she smothers them in sugar sauces :/

Gonna try egg and banana wrap though. Maybe with plantain instead, but thats difficult to get here in Finland.

>>18813417
If it's not terribly inconvenient, would you mind driving over a country and smacking the retards at fatshark for fucking up darktide? I'll email you a bitcoin, thanks.

>>18813352
BUILT FOR BWC

>>18813417
I hate you nutritionfags so fucking much.
Does it taste good? Is it made with ingredients that don't actively harm you? Then it's good to eat, no need to even think about nutrition.

>>18813352
A lot of the youtube comments are saying she has a dick.

>>18813428
>I hate you nutritionfags so fucking much.
You misrepresent me, you shiteating HIV riddled idiot whore.

I prefer a relatively fast to prepare, easy to eat, tasty, but also nutritious breakfast item. This seems to have all of that.

The core function of food and eating is nutrition, you subhuman niggerfucker. That doesnt mean that it being tasty doesnt matter, and ofc cost and time to prepare are involved.

Do you understand, faggot anuslicker?

>>18813445
Then why the fuck are you complaining about the sugar sauces? It's just food, same as anything else on the plate, except that it's sweet.
Nutrition literally doesn't matter. It's a secondary function of eating.

>>18813447
>Then why the fuck are you complaining about the sugar sauces?
A) I dont want a sugar high/crash mid morning.
B) I prefer savory, to sweet. In my mind sweet is for deserts.
C) I generally dont eat sugar. There is no need for it except in small amounts, and primarily specifically for in deserts. Nor in this dish, as the banana is already sweet with fructose.

You are either a fat whore, or a fat homo.
Which is it?

>>18813447
>Nutrition literally doesn't matter
You are a braindead moron.
The fact you dont understand the science of nutrition is no excuse for your inane conclusion.

The primary function of food is nutrition. That is why we eat. The primary function of your senses (as to taste) is an evolutionary result for detecting whether the food is spoiled, and to determine some of its nutritional attributes. Foods have a vast spectrum of nutritional content, sometimes quite surprisingly so.

But then there are niggeridiots like you, that because YOU DONT KNOW OR UNDERSTAND what is at issue, presume "it doesnt matter", as an excuse for the fact that you have subhuman IQ, attentionspan, and now knowledge of the topic.

Shut up and sit down, while adults are talking. You are a fucking embarassment to us all everytime you open your retarded fucking mouth.

>>18813474
No, the primary function of eating is to stave off the unpleasant feeling of hunger. Nutrition doesn't matter as long as you're not hungry.

>>18813352
Absolutely no regard for knife safety 0/10 would no bang

>>18813372
Chinese doesn't sound that bad at all, unless it's the Cantonese/southern dialects, which are much more similar in tone to the Southeast Asian languages.

>>18813483
>Nutrition doesn't matter as long as you're not hungry.
Nutrition always matters.

Example: You can eat mud till your guts are full, to alay feeling hunger, but you will still be starving, dying and getting no nutrition.

Cooking and cuisine can rationally be said to be the art/method/science/practice of preparing nutritious food in such ways as to also be palatable, desirable and satisfying with the ingredients available.

You are a little child in your understanding of this, years away from realizing how much you do not know and do not understand about this, and how you are not mentally even developed enough to be able to process that.

You should shut your fucking mouth, listen and learn from your betters.

>>18813393

>Why would someone who works next to a road wear a mask outside?

>>18813506
>Example: You can eat mud till your guts are full, to alay feeling hunger, but you will still be starving, dying and getting no nutrition.
Exactly. That's my point. You can eat anything if it fills your stomach. Nutrition doesn't matter.

>>18813511
Please don't tell me you think masks protect you from anything.
The harmful particles from the trafic are too small to be stopped by something as flimsy and porous as a facemask.

>>18813514
just go away retard

>>18813521
You first. You know I'm right.
P.S. There's no proof that any nutrients even exist.

>>18813517
It does, you dumb fuck. If even thin clothing can shield your skin from literal sun rays, why wouldn't masks be able to shield you from inhaling airborne particles?

>>18813528
Clothing doesn't shield you from anything. It blocks and reflects some of the radiation but not all of it. The thinner and lighter-colored the clothing, the more radiation it lets through.

The mask is porous. The tiny holes in the mask are larger than the airborne particles. Therefore the particles can go through the mask. QED.

>>18813539
Thia guy's getting sunburnt underneath his clothing

>>18813525
Caloric content is proveable by burning the food item. Its direct joule measurable output, as in degrees centigrade.

Mineral and vitamin content are demonstrable by specific various tests. Fiber is measurable, and clearly demonstrable.

You are a niggerfaggotwhorekikeretard that is too stupid to count as human.

>>18813550
Reddit spacing aside, you're a fucking imbecile.
Nutritional science (just like physics or chemistry) isn't real. You cannot prove that anything you cannot see with your naked eyes, and you can't see calories or carbs or vitamins.

>>18813393
Probably to allay the concerns of paranoid vaxxoid customers.

Might also have been a legal requirement for street food vendors. Some Asian countries can have pretty draconian laws, and you dont fuck around with the cops.

>>18813539
Nigger, have you seen the difference in skin shade shade when it comes to tanlines? It isn't just "some."
All solid material save for pure metals are porous. That's a non-argument.
>The tiny holes in the mask are larger than the airborne particles
Also wrong and completely missing the factor that not all particles are the same size. Learning about how microscopic particles interact with solid objects isn't that hard.

>>18813560
Yep. You are confirmed as a faggot, whore or nigger. No actual sensible human is as congenitally stupid, obstinate and retardedly egocentric as you.

I literally explained above the methods whereby all of that are proven.

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>>18813575
Can I see a joule? Am I able to touch a single vitamin? No? Then they cannot be proven to exist.
>egocentric
I'm literally saying that no one, including myself, can know anything about the world other than what we can directly sense. I don't know how that's supposed to be egocentric.

>>18813499
yeah cantonese sounds ugly too

Why'd the faggot janny delete the only active thread on this dead board

>>18813352
Larb

>>18813474
Seek help

>>18813617
did anyone watch the video lol? she sells crepes with chocolate and icing. It's a dessert cart.

SEXO

>>18813372
lmao have you ever heard chinese? no, you haven't

it's embarrassing to hear flyovers try to talk about langauges

>>18813352
I would take one look at the cheese and pay her the price of a few meals out of charity, probably pray for the Lord to have mercy on whoever actually eats anything from her stall.

>>18813447
You are so fat lmao
>inb4 no i'm not
Yes you are

>>18813456
>There is no need for sugar

The human brain runs exclusively on glucose. Your body will begrudgingly process protein in to glucose (gluconeogenesis). It is true that added sugars should be generally avoided, however. You can get your glucose from starches and some edible muscle tissues (glycogen).

anyway ur fucking cringe d00d lmao for getting triggered like the stupid Falmer u r kek

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>>18813365
>>18813372
More for me

>>18813991
>have you ever heard chinese?
of course he do. his parents speaking Mandarin at home.

thai booba
https://youtu.be/8gA2D0tcZY0

>>18813352
fucking coomer
at least post one that dress modestly.
>https://youtu.be/GThZWnXHnec

>>18814368
>fucking coomer

>>18814368
>that one chop at :08
kek almost got herself good. social media was a mistake

>>18814185
it's not like there aren't enough

If only she was still eight then I could consider sexual activity. I am not a geriatric fetishist.

>>18813352
I’d give her $50 to eat then stretch her asshole

>>18814598
20 years ago.

>>18814368
careless, reckless, dangerous, and alarming

>>18813372
Depends on the Chinese language, Mandarin sounds worse than Cantonese. But, I agree that tonal languages don't strike my ear well.
Probably why Malay is the best sounding language from that area.

Little girls speaking Klingon in the heat of it is best.

>>18813352
What’s up with all the fat whites guys walking around?

>>18814679
We conquered the world. Fuck off. Also the child sex almanac 2020 rated it #3

>>18814045
>>18813456
>>18813445
Me and my woman be jealous faggot eurocucks

>>18813352
The people that work these carts are they generally poor poor, or are they able to make a decent living for their area?

Also if I had to place an order I would order sum fuk long time.

>>18813352
>scrambled eggs
>banana
>chocolate syrup
Absolutely bizarre.

>>18813372
Whatever dialect of Chinese they speak at the Chinese restaurant I go to sounds like angry nails on chalk board, worse than any Thai or Vietnamese I heard.

>>18813352
>see thumbnail
nice, cute twink
>open video
ew woman, cringe
>see first comment
ok now this is based

y..you...

>>18813352
I found it interesting, that green dough is something I have never seen.
But are you all thinking the girl is sexy because you can see her belly and she isn't fat? I can't even see her face, how ca I think she's pretty if I could only see that cuck muzzle? Also, no butt, but that's common for asians.

>>18813991
Coastal urban rednecks trying to appear "cultured" by drawing from what watered down corporatized internationalism they have being sold to them on their street corners is the most embarrassing thing of all. Go out and live outside of your theme park, baizou

>>18813360
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>>18814726
for me, it's mandarin and all the scandinavian languages. absolutely horrible.

>>18814707
>are they generally poor poor
the girl in this vid >>18814368 sale 20 baht coffee on street but she drive camry. it's cost $48k in Thailand (vat 300%).
but if your vendor is really famous like girl in this vid then it's not surprise that she have many luxury goods.
>https://youtu.be/qm9Wgvy3QAc

>>18813360
wait till you hear british women

>>18815035
H-how do they know?

While we are posting comments, this is peak Live Love Laugh core. Jesus.

>>18813360
it's a dude

>>18813360
>preferring the dubbed version of ong bak

>>18813352
Why did she cut a hole in the styrofoam containers?

>>18815299
Probably to help vent steam

>>18815178
Thanks bro

>>18815299
For the flies to get in, for more protein.

>>18813365
>>18813372
depends on which region of Vietnam. Have you heard nortern vietnamese? It's like the british of english. North vietnam sounds sophisticated as fuck
https://youtu.be/mZN4HC4u6BY?t=305

>>18813474
SPUUUGNOLEEE :DDD

>>18813360
that is a manlady, as stated in the first comment.

>>18815176
absolutely hate mandarin too, grew up around tons of mandarin people, constantly talking in their loud ugly language with heavy emphasis on some words that sound like they're gonna cough up phlegm. I also never met a decent mandarin speaking person too so that's a major contributor to my hatred of their language

>>18813352
Your body

>>18816237
this is supposed to sound sophisticated to you?

>>18816237
Anon, I...

>>18813360
i remember there is some southeast asian girl with huge breasts who does cooking on youtube in shirts that are practically lingerie. then she talks and its the most high pitched horrific language ive ever heard. its thai, vietnamese, cambodian, something like this. tried to find her but couldnt.

>>18817084
pong? if so that's vietnamese

>>18817084
pong? if so that's pongese

When you guys are reading things online do you hear them in your head as your voice?

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>>18817339
oh yeah her. see look, see thru top with huge breats but listen to this fucking language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhpR-6QNyYc

>>18813352
salted pork rack... with extra peanut and hoisin sauce

>>18813365
Cantonese is shit but mandarin is goat.

>>18813991
Which dialect retard?

>>18814658
Absolute retarded bitchnigger.

>>18816613
Retarded faggot.

>>18815169
urban areas have huge immigrant populations though lol wtf are you even getting at.

>>18816558
I don't mind cock, but the man's voice ruins the deal

>>18817612
man... im trying not to fucking coom and you post this? jesus christ

>>18817612
I want to pafpaf.

Uhh just a banana, thanks.

>>18813360
>her

>>18817822
chink mad

>>18817612
Imagine her yelling out you while you stand there nude.

>h-hey...

>>18817970
Which self-isolate into their own communities, you aren't getting any actual cultural exchange by talking to the Philippines at your fast food counter. You are just as sheltered as any of your strawman ideas of more rural areas (who generally have more community integration of their immigrants).
In short, you are the redneck.

>>18819176
And they work outside of their communities. And you end up working alongside them, and becoming friends, and hanging out, etc., you fucking idiot. It's also a hilarious tell that in your mind the only way you could possibly interact with an immigrant is if theyre working a service job. You're just showing off how sheltered and clueless you are yourself.

>>18813352
One hambagah please

someone post the one with huge tits that spits in the food

>>18818400
For me, it's yelling at Cambodian women while they're nude

>>18813352
Y'all got hamburgers?

>>18814645
Traveling is fun, isn't it

>>18819273
How about a whammy bar too?

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>>18813360
I'm sorry, but Thai, Vietnamese and Cambodian sound like cats trying to speak a human langauge.

>>18817612
>wong wong pang pang bong bong wong bong pang dong wonogong bonogong pang pang yong
Heh heh heh funny

>>18813352
one large serving of panang curry please

>>18813352
Pad krapow gai with curry fried rice

Mandarin doesn't sound like ching chong chung shit. It sounds robotic and weird, but it isn't like the cat-dying sound that Cantonese/Vietnamese/Thai people speak.

My enduring memory of food in Thailand outside of restaurants is everything being covered in flies.

Spent christmas in Thailand.
Banana pancakes were pretty fucking great.

>>18813360
Japanese and Korean are the only Asian languages that doesn't sound insectoid.
Filipino is funny though

>>18813352
Can I hab hamburga pleasee?