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I hate onions. I absolutely despise onions. It's the most worthless, tasteless, disgusting vegetable ever created. Whenever I'm eating something and I feel even a single atom of an onion on my tongue I automatically throw up.
How is it possible for people to even consume this abomination? Everything is disgusting: the taste, the smell, it even makes you cry when you cut it. It was clearly not meant for human consumption. And yet here we are, onion is one of the most consumed vegetables on the planet. You can see it in every restaurant, during family dinners, fucking everywhere. People just consuming onions with their onion-eating grin, and then you are forced to endure the smell every time they open their fucking mouths.
The only reason I can see for someone eating an onion is to remove the taste of cum from their mouth. That's what I think of onion people, they are basically major dick suckers. Why else would you eat an onion? What's worse, no matter what you do with it, whether you boil it, fry it, broil it, fucking step on it - the taste still remains the same, basically it tastes like shit.
I wish I could burn every single onion farm on the planet, and then proceed to murer every onion seller. I want to basically commit an Onioncaust. The math is simple - you enjoy onions, you do not deserve to live.

Onion hate thread

>> No.18798479

lol

>> No.18798492

>>18798467
It's 'almost' like you're trying too hard with your copy pasta. Anyways tl/dr.

>> No.18798496

>>18798467
Anon I do not understand how you can think how caramelized onions taste the same as raw.

>> No.18798507

>>18798496
Carmelized onions are just as disgusting, if not worse.
The onion by itself is just horrible, no matter how many spices you throw at it or how you sweeten it

>> No.18798512

>>18798467
onions go great with pr0k chops, perhaps you're being a bit too critical and not enjoying life

>> No.18798513

this is a fun thread.
how long before the screenshots show up on Reddit?

>> No.18798516

>>18798513
I'm sure you're right on it and will tell us all

>> No.18798551

>>18798479
Namefag

>> No.18798597

>>18798467
I actually know an older man, he's in his 50s and he cannot eat onions, he vomits if he has even the sllightest taste of them, not like he just hates them he physically can't eat them.
Anyway it seems it's a very rare phenomenon or type of allergy that OP might have too if he's serious except OP is acting like a fucking brat about it

>> No.18798638

>>18798467
its pronounced car mool

>> No.18798672

>>18798467
>tasteless
>Everything is disgusting: the taste,
rolfmaoing @ ur lief

>> No.18799196

>>18798551
It was for a shitpost on /mu/ and I forgot to clear the field after

>> No.18799201

>>18798467
>makes you cry when you cut it
baby

>> No.18799687
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18799687

>>18798467
I imagine OP sitting in his van (rusty old Volkswagen) furiously typing his blind rage using stolen wifi from an unprotected access point at a dry cleaners in some shitty side of town. bags and wrappers strewn about the cabin of his starship of depression from a mcdonalds he has been frequenting when he scrounges up money from begging under a nearby overpass.

He gazes longingly at the picture of his gay lover taped over his nonfunctional speedometer. "Oh crap" he says looking at his gas gauge. Time to blow hobos in the park for travel money. Then he's off to the next town to find fault in some other popular food. He starts to get a feeble hard on just thinking about the impotent rage he will engender.

>> No.18799703

Cool I hate all kinds of shit why would I think anyone else cares?
You can't change what people like or don't like
duh