/ck/ - Food & Cooking

imagine having no discernible talent or skill set to offer your community beyond being a food delivery driver
lol, lmao even
you want a tip? here’s a tip: get a real job

>>18791947
fuck the community. you want a tip? here's a tip: bend over.

>>18791922
Lmao nah, kys faggot.

I have never tipped on these apps and always get my food just fine (sealed and hot)

this thread is even gayer a second time
kill yourself op

Get a job you fucking bum.

>>18791922
I might start tipping again like i did couple years back if all those corpo fuckers will fuck off with their service fee, pissass fee and 2 others. Wasn't an avid delivery user since i know how that affects small businesses where i usually order. Would rather text the placs directly for a take ouf and take a walk.

>>18791922
You can go fuck yourself because i'd never order from a delivery service and never tip your lazy ass if I did anyway.

I enjoy going on the doordash and uber eats reddit and laugh at the wagies, although in the pit of my stomach I feel like I'm building up bad karma which will one day put me in a bad position.

its your choice to tip or not i dont care. i always tip even if its just a dollar because im a line cook and theyre busting their asses off back there

>>18791922
Get a real job, faggot.

Easy way to get out of a cushy job, keep kicking and screaming everyone is gonna say fuck off
then what?

i pre-tipped once.
food didn't arrive, uber refunded price of food but kept the tip.
uninstalled the app right there and never used it again.
not gonna do the tip on delivery since theres so many cunts like on op's pic

I ordered from these fuks once order was wrong and the little shit knew it so he set it on my porch didn't ring the bell and ran away...never again

>>18791922
don't you get paid enough? why the fuck would i tip prior to reciving good service?

>>18792096
doordash pays small amounts based on the distance, like with being a waiter the big money is in the tips, but no one who's ordering a bag of mcdonalds is going to tip big bucks

>>18791947
Imagine being such a pillar of the community and not even having the sense of charity to help those less off than you, or worse, to not have the disposable income that makes tipping just a normal part of ordering food.

>>18791922
Put large tip in order

Get food delivered quickly

Reduce tip to 69 cents.

We are all laughing!

>>18792164
it's not my responsibility to make up for what your employer doesn't give you

>>18791922
I go to the drive through or just go inside and get it myself. I also order pizza for pick up and never tip. I pick up all my food and avoid tipping all together.

>>18792212
i like picking up. i like a nice little drive or walk

>>18791922
Doordash, Grubhub, and Ubereats and other food delivery services should be fucking outlawed for the sole fact that they contribute to the continuing decline of our communities. They've made it so people can just sit at home instead of eating out like the rest of the world does. It's nice to go out and sit down in a place and enjoy a stupid snack or a meal. Fuck all of their delivery drivers. I would never use your services, let alone pay you a tip. You contribute nothing. I get my own fucking food every time I want something from a place. I haven't had anything delivered to me in a decade. These fast-food places need to stop enabling this shit.

Not only that but getting food through these apps apparently requires thirty fucking fees.

>>18791979
Seriously. I hate how utterly entitled servers have gotten. It's gotten to the point where I am about ready to start giving a flat 2-dollar tip. It used to fucking be tipping was given for good service, then it was a flat ten percent for most people, and now it's 20 percent. A fifth of the bill. 120% of the actual price of the entire meal is what you pay at the end. What's next? Fifty percent? Fuck that shit. You can have a fucking dime before I give you half the cost as a tip. The servers don't even fucking deserve it anyway. It's work a child could do. I could literally train a ten-year-old boy to do the work and do it well within the span of a week, and there's a restaurant in my town where they do that. they have two boys and a girl who work for the family. I asked the dad who runs the place, when they turned ten he trained them, and it took about a week.

>>18792209
>Imagine ever thinking of something so mundane in such terms
Such a low class mindset. Pitiful.

>>18791922
Service worker? Respect? You're literally a servant.

>>18792134
imagine looking at these payment terms and believing thats a real job

>>18791922
Y'know, it's funny, it used to be just niggers that prided themselves on not tipping.

>>18791922
I almost always give a $5 tip. 4 minimum. Is that enough?

>>18791922
Jokes on you retard.
>Door dash allows tip adjustment AFTER delivery
>Put up $30 tip for a single big mac
>Drivers GOBBLE that shit in an instant
>Food delivered in 15 mins when it normally takes 25
>"Thanks so much"
>While I'm taking the first bite adjust tip to $0
>Even if the driver immediately cashed out door dash still takes it back even if that means they're now $30 in debt to door dash and have to do the next two deliveries for free

I've literally done this over 20 times with the same account.

>>18791922
Based. I doordashed for a couple months over the summer and it went like this
>get order for any fast food chain
>its lunch/dinner rush and its 10-15 mins per order, sometimes more
>drop off is 3-5 miles away
>$2.35 tip
>start declining 75% fast food orders
i'm not spending 30-45 minutes for a single order for 2 dollars and change, get fucked idiots

>>18792429
somebody has to make those deliveries. you are being selfish by making someone else do work that you should be doing

>>18792428
Lol same

>>18792429
i usually tip 5 bucks for 1-2 miles and never order anything beyond 1-2 miles. and guess what?
my food always comes hot and on time. be it a big mac or spicy asian
poorfags deserve the rope
delivery is a luxury and you pay a premium to be a lazy fat fuck

>>18792367
>wagie mad he's not getting tipped calling others low class
pot, meet kettle

>>18792007
I do have a job. I drive for doordash. I set my own hours and it's pretty cool except for when you faggots don't tip me

>>18792521
kek i fucking love this board some days
SOME days

>>18792541
>I do have a job. I drive for doordash.
that's not a job, it's a hobby
stay malding

>>18792429
>>18792443
In Canada, only the swarthiest temporary foreign workers who can’t speak a lick of English work for Uber and Doordash etc. We’re turning into a de facto slave economy like the Gulf Arab states, where all the menial labour is performed by non-citizen foreigners working for like a dollar an hour.

i deliver for uber eats and i reject macca's delivery requests because i know that i'll be standing in the store like and idiot for ten or fifteen minutes waiting for my order to be ready. fuck that i have other orders to deliver.

>>18792557
i'm the only white delivery driver that i've seen in my city

>>18792541
Here's a fun experiment: actually factor in the maintenance and mileage you're costing yourself with your car. I know you work for Door Dash and don't really understand money that well. But, I assure you that unless you're routinely getting $20+ tips on every trip (you're not) you make less than minimum wage. Don't do that. Literally the ONLY time it's worth working for Door Dash or Uber is if the cost and maintenance of your vehicle isn't your problem. So, either you're an idiot or mom needs her car back.

>>18792541
>I do have a job. I drive for doordash.
man that's really sad

Real driver here giving actual information. No, its not a tip, you are bidding for my timely and professional delivery of your goods. No bid? No delivery. Low bid? You wait hours for us to get a dozen orders at the same place to pick yours up and deliver it to you cold. By the way we do have telegram groups and do tell each other which addresses not to even bother visiting due to no tips or low tips.

>>18792581
Some people are so low skill or low IQ that it is impossible for them to generate more than minimum wage’s worth of value for a company as an employee, making app-based stuff with no barrier to entry and sub-minimum wages their only available type of ‘employment’

>>18792428
holy based

>>18792581
In my city many door dashers have electric scooters or bikes for this reason, no need to be rude

>>18792581
I ride an electric scooter to make deliveries.....

>>18792620
You don't. You drive moms car. Nice try though.

>>18792599
How is it sad? I'm in college and I make good money doing it. I can set my own hours like I said and I don't have to put up with annoying coworkers. Plus I'm in a big city so I'm always busy

if delivery apps allowed customers to select their driver then i'd be busy because i'm amazing and handsome

>>18792652
send your cutest delivery boy

>>18792659

>>18792672
i said cute not good looking

>>18791947
I used to work in a restaurant as a busboy and there was a server who threw away a debit card someone left behind just because they didnt tip him before leaving. I know tips are important to servers since it's the only money they can get but really nigga

>>18792200
>>18792428
This shit would make me paranoid
>what if I get this driver again. Will he fuck with my food?

>>18792745
Nope, part of removing tip includes a 1 star review and complaint of a rude driver. This auto blocks that driver from that user permanently, specifically so that one bad customer/driver experience can't have shit like that happen as a result.

>>18792521
I make stupidly good money and don't think twice about tipping fat everywhere I go because I don't have to. Because I'm better than you.

>>18792760
god some of you people are fucking scum

I refuse to eat in sit down restaurants or use services like door dash because of tipping culture. Add a delivery or service fee and I'll participate, but tipping makes me irrationally angry

>>18792791
>tipping makes me irrationally angry

>>18792795
teh fact you expect it is pretty fucking disgusting and im not that anon
in the uk tippng is considered a nice thing to do but no one has a little mardy over not getting tips
dont gimme that "we live on tips" thats your govs fault not the fucking patrons

>>18792541
Honest question here, when I put a tip on the website do you get it directly?

I just don't tip. Workers see me in the eyes and I watch them in eye as I pay and leave(without tipping obviously). I play like the dumb foreigner but I just don't do it bc its a pretty gay and retarded culture. Not only that, I was at IAH and bought a breakfast at Bam Bam. Paid 20 bucks despite amount being 16$+vat+ a pretty gay and big JEWISH SERVICE FEE. On top of that the tip was preset to 25%...Fuck that gay nigger shit, that roastie just walked 7ft to bring me my breakfast and orange juice. Should've gone to Wendy's for sone proper slop

>>18792826
Yes. But this thread is a bit misleading. Drivers don't get notice in advance if the customer tipped or not. We are only alerted after if a customer tipped. We're only told where to go and that's basically it. You don't get to choose unless the location is like over 30 minutes drive away.

>>18791922
Former customer here
I gave cash tips because then the company doesn't get a cut of it and it's not reported as taxable income
You and every other dipshit on social trying to make this a thing helps nobody but the cunts using you as a scab to kill taxis and in-house delivery.

>>18792164
>it's charity to tip waitresses
>but it's also mandatory
This is your brain on Americanism

>ordering from a service like this
how about just make some food at home or let me guess, the oven is scaaary?

>>18791922
I started rounding to the nearest dollar because I know Ranjeet will always pick my delivery over some cheap college student 100% of the time

>Driver was brown
1 star review and cancelled tip

>>18792850
Fair enough

>>18791947
>jawn
Is this some new ebonics slang I don't know about?

>>18792883
Be glad that you don't know ebonics slang, nobody in their right mind needs to know that.

>>18792876
How do you ever get your food delivered then?

>>18792885
not that guy but i still dont know what finna means
i thought it was short for "find a..." but someone told me it isnt

>>18792887
I am brown so I deliver it to myself

>>18792889
Don't look too far into it otherwise you might go nig

>>18792889
It's means "going to".
It's short for "fixing to".
I know far too much about US nigger speak for a white Brit

>>18792896
well thats stupid
then again brit slang is fucking stupid sometimes

>>18792804
>you expect it
you presume too much. i enjoy getting tips because i see them as a pat on the back for a job well done. also the more a customer likes me the more they'll tip me and it's nice to feel liked. does anybody like you? i don't.

>>18792900
keep speaking my Father's language, faggot.

>>18792905
nigga im from the fucking lake district shut your fucking hole cunt

>>18792905

>keep fucking my father's wife, faggot

>>18792900
I don't know if its stupid but it is,
Like "This is England" and others, we do this in NY to each other, it's not so personal its just what is.

>>18792908
>im from the fucking lake district
that's not my fault dickhead, you don't have to take it out on me
>look at the natural beauty
can't see it under this umbrella fuckwit.
Hate your county. SHITE HOLIDAY THAT WAS.

>>18792360
100% agreed, I will never use those cancerous apps. I tried them a few times and the food was always barely warm or cold by the time it got to me and they frequently forgot things. I don't want to contribute to a service that makes the customers and the employees unhappy. They should all disappear.

>>18792909
you motherfucker!

>>18792913
you called me faggot nigga what did you expect
you jsut assumed i was some septic because i said british slang is stupid
SMACK BARM PEY WET
MARDYBUM
i could go on and yeah i hope you had a shit holiday dont come back

>>18792921

>>18792932
is that a sword in your hands or are you happy to see me?

>>18792935
both

>>18792924
>you called me faggot nigga what did you expect
well maybe a hand on me arse at the very least you homophobic bastard, it's not doing anything for you why not give me a hand?

>>18792938
me on the bottom

>>18792941
im the opposite of homophobic
i hate lesbians because im a fag myself

I don't believe in tipping.

>>18792946
...and lesbians steal all of the cock!

>>18792949
nah just in my experience theyre always fucking awful and rude.

>>18792772
I also make stupidly good money and I don't tip so I get to keep more money than you.

>>18792905
your faggot dad doesn't own the language you shit eating hobgoblin

>>18792958
>hobgoblin
fuck i havent drank that since i was like 16

>>18792954
my brother's girlfriend's sister is a lesbian and she is eight and a half months pregnant. i don't have a point to make. just thought you should know.

>>18792960
good for her?

>>18792946
then touch my arse!
>>18792958
He actually does, my Dad is MR Language

>>18791922
I only order pizza sometimes by delivery and I do trip them very good, which why they come here very fast because they put me on the priority list for triping them well.

>>18792964

tfw can't have kids

>>18792959
For me it was a midori sour at some hollywood place in nyc for a birthday, some older cousin took me there,

BEHOLD THE GRACE

>>18792968
Why not?

>>18792974
because i don't have a womb

>>18791922
Delivery work, fastfood, coffee shop, retail clerk, janitorial, etc, low-tier menial entry-level work for people just out of highschool, just got their GED, winners with a useless college degree, the mentally disabled, or the uneducated and unskilled. A job you do to make money until you can move to a better occupation. If you're over 30yo doing any of these and are not a manager (or company owner) then you are subhuman.
The concept of tipping is vulgar, by both definitions, and is not the fault of the customer. It is a systemic problem of capitalist slave labor forcing you to beg. And you're better off begging anyway: I did my bachelor math thesis on "beggars accounting", gave me reason to lounge around outside and in my car instead of being in class, had videos for the professor to back up the observations I put into the calculations. Basically most beggars make $50 a day for about 1 hour of actual work, untaxed, and easily can hit $300 on a good day. Their capital is near zero, they steal everything they need, and many other costs are covered by charity and social services due to self induced disability (usually drug addiction). You should try it, would be the perfect lifetime career for you OP.

>>18791922
>tipping
SHALL'NT be having any of that jew shit in my 1st world country

>>18792978
kek. nice try to make new pasta but your bait is too obvious

>>18792944
I want to tickle your armpits with ice cubes while you try to sword swallow

>>18792983
i'll let you fuck my mouth and cum in it

>>18792413
>walther
>delirium
>not tipping is for niggers

Chad

>>18792850
>a bit misleading
>entire premise is a lie

thanks for pointing this out, gonna start pointing this out the next time some faggot reposts this thread

>>18792760
Expect popped ties/vandalism

>>18792413
people will preach about the fall of society then brag about ordering food on purpose and not tippin. They literally take pride in not caring about other people. Total nigger shit.
people shoot themselves in the foot, run around, then complain that there's blood everywhere.

>>18791947
Helping disabled people that can't drive is a real job. Using GPS and navigating traffick is a skill. You're probably just angry that you can't afford it since inflation. I agree inflation is bad

>>18792428
>>18792760
Kek, based notip fundamentalist

Lol most the people complaining about tipping here are neets or methhead line cooks in some flyover state

>>18793026
Gated community in a Castling law state. 3 rifles, 2 shotguns, 2 handguns. Fuck around. Find out.

>>18792084
1. The guy who got your food at no idea
2. If you pick drop off at door they don't knock

>>18792428
Damn I did this twice and they banned me

>>18792360
I just got done working in a restaurant and yeah, it's crappy work. The workplace is rife with cynicism, management tends to resort to coercion on everything, and pay doesn't make up for all of that. The biggest copium servers have is telling themselves the money is good. It's not.

I could see a good work environment making server work decent, but I find that coworkers at most places ruin it.

>>18793184
You're saying I can get banned from app delivery services? As a binge eater, this is a useful prospect. How would I do it?

Is there a food delivery service that allows you to choose who delivers your food based on reviews, and most importantly, a picture?

Yeah this is why I just pick it up myself. The tipping thing has become a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" thing.

>>18793214
Write "fuck niggers" in the special instructions field.

>>18791922
Service workers are what led me to only cook at home and never eat out.

>>18791922
This thread is an excellent reminder that while normies are shitty, people here are worse.

>>18793039
>>18792413
Everyone is a nigger now, especially in a degenerated Western city. A nuke on Seattle would just be pest control.

Tipping is a cancer borne out of flaunting your wealth until it becomes the expectation and not the exception. Cultures where it's rude to talk about money don't have this problem.

>>18792212
This
Delivery is fucking gay

>>18791922
Is this autistic tipping culture just an American thing?

>>18793274
Yeah pretty much, I cant think of any other place where tipping is common or even necessary because the employers are trying to get around paying their employees properly, where else is this in the world, nowhere.

It is pretty pathetic when it's thought through, employers pushing off their costs onto the customers. How lame can one be?

>>18791922
>Daily reminder

If you aren’t making ATLEAST $100,000 a year you’re all the same, McDonald’s worker, delivery guy, salary man. Apply yourself.

>>18791922
No trip, no job. Checkmate.

>>18793289
the money is easy but for that, no thanks

>>18793281
americans just think they deserve everything for some reason
"i stand here smiling and taking orders, give me more money for trying to smile!"

>>18793299
I prefer barking out orders to shitheads such as you and you will carry them out, got it scumhead?

>>18793299
Stop taking our money, then you can hold your head high instead of being a eurotrash or asian cunt.

>>18793303
yes chef coming right up!
>>18793309
cry more retard

>>18791922
Reminder that doordash uses an algorithm that manipulates the pricing of your deliveries so nothing really matters in the end and they ensure you always make a little bit over minimum wage. For example let’s say minimum wage is $10 bucks where you’re at, doordash will make sure you make $12 dollars an hour on average even if you do 4 deliveries at $3 bucks each or just 1 at $12 dollars.

So there’s no point to choosing which order you take, they will just manipulate it so you average $12 bucks an hour. Example: you receive an order and it’s $9 dollars, your next order will be a $3 dollar order and yes this includes tip. They will manipulate everything to ensure you only ever make a little hit over minimum wage, don’t believe me test it yourself.

>>18793315
That's "chief" baby!

>>18793317
To add to this yes you might have an hour where you make $14 instead of $12 but they will manipulate it to average out to $12 dollars in the end of your shift/week. Worked 40 hours? You will average out around $12 an hour when you add everything up.

>>18793319
please tell me to kill myself and im a worthless idiot with no cooking talent daddy chief

>>18791922
glad u are willing to travel to a store in the cold and rain and pay for gas so i can get my goyslop for a few extra dollars, you are the one winning here

>>18793323
Kill yourself you worthless idiot but really dont, none of us want that maybe some psychos or something. Just chill.

>>18793331
i was thinking more this but that works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFKe3o_yCE0

>>18793331
this looks like chuck mcgill with a wig on

>>18793341
That's the indian chief from the 1970s, before my time, he was crying because of pollution and well we can see that now.

>>18792428
how??? I never see the option??

Is it during or after the deliver?

>>18792428
Literally omegaluled

>>18791947
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