/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18788020
yes, next question

>>18788022
Since starfleet has a stance where they tolerate all cultural practices as long as no innocents are harmed does that mean Warf could eat live replicated babies for every meal and nobody could do anything because they're not technically real?

no you sick fuck
your brain is broken

>>18788020
I don't know startrek but I searched and apparently it can't create stuff that's alive.
Still, I would not eat a human body it creates.

>>18788020
i wouldn't eat anything from the replicator

>>18788083
Just imagine Warf tearing into screaming babies before chucking them over his shoulder like chicken bones. Giordi throwing up and begging him to stop. But he won't.

Nah I like human babies. Now if it was the flesh of a microcephaly baby maybe I could, since real ones don't really have a soul

>>18788154
What about a foot? Remember it's not a real foot. Nobody is missing a foot. It's just a foot you can eat.

>>18788173
yeah sure

Where does the matter the replicator uses to replicate things come from?

>>18788182
All.

>>18788182
Literally any matter. It's a tiny little atomic collider. It can turn human shit into gold. Or gold into human shit.

>>18788193
Terms & Conditions (faggot)
>replicator will not be used to solve plot points
>never used for trade
>never really used to it's potential at all despite being the most powerful starfleet technology
>will constantly fuck up and threaten the crew, same as the fucking holodeck, (someone should really put some failsafe on these things)

>>18788036
No. They literally have a filter on the replicator so it can't make booze. Though Star Trek is hypocritical as fuck liberal shits, so maybe it can't make alcohol but it could make Hennessey and edible children. Fuck the Federation.

>>18788530
Don't they have an alcohol that gets you drunk without the hangover?

>>18788182
Literally every bit of waste in the ship is recycled through the replicators, and they can convert energy into matter if needed, so warp core.

>>18788558
No they have synthehol that tastes like alcohol but doesn't get you drunk

>>18788566
What's the fucking point of that haha

>>18788568
Some people like the taste of alcohol. But even in Star Trek they admit that the synthetic doesn't taste right.

>>18788568
Like most things in star trek that don't make any fucking sense when you think about it for 10 seconds, it was one of Gene Roddenberry's retarded communist "utopian" ideas.

>>18788593
Bro it's fiction. Are you upset that star trek isn't real?

Only if it’s breaded and served with bbq sauce

>>18789216
not that guy but you can criticize a show even though it’s fictional dipshit. I love tng but yeah the ideals of the federation are arbitrary and retarded at times

>>18788020
Is it sentient ? If not it's perfect, already has the right ratio of protein fat and carbs.

>>18790603
Yes, it will struggle and feel pain. But it's not real.

Deanna Troi's ass. Hot. I'd eat that.

>>18790619
food coming out of the replicator is real, but it can't make living things. try a transporter malfunction for that

>>18788020
>mfw autistic wife just started watching star trek tng so I actually know what you gay nerds are talking about

>>18788020
>I prefer eating IVF babies
>They're not really human
why though?
>I saw it on some show
>Do you agree?
No I don't, you're a retard.

>>18788020
It's amazing how repulsive a tv series can be

>>18790869
If it can simulate volatile organic compounds in earl grey tea then it can simulate cellular division. No live babies is just an artificial limiter. Giordi could disable it. In fact he does. Every two weeks for his shore leave he prints a pocket pussy with a 48 hr lifespan. Not a whole woman. Just a warm, wet cunt that he can throw in a garbage can on Sunday.