/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18772882
cum

>>18772882
The wife bought me a hario technica 3 cup for christmas and I'm at a loss.
Why does this legit have to make the best tasting cup of coffee for me? Is it more forgiving then other methods? I'm not here shilling the hario, in fact if you decide you want a coffee siphon I would recommend probably getting a stovetop model. I would love to get a halogen heater for it, but I cannot find a source for a reasonably priced known name manufacture. Honestly, an open flame is stopping me from making this my primary method of brewing.
Anyone else have coffee siphon/ vacuum pot experience?

How does /ctg/ clean their French press?

>>18772882
Look anon, I understand wanting to put that breeding-instinct-triggering tomboy in the OP, but at least use a pic where she's actually making coffee.

>>18772947
After I rinse it out and take it apart, I put the filter back together and run soapy water through it like you would froth milk. Then I take it apart again and rinse it back down. One a week I will put done espresso cleaner in it, among with all my other small coffee stuff like espresso basket and puck screen, and my cotton filters and let those all sit for a bit. Obv rinse it all again after.

>>18772829
Wait is the Krups grinder good or can I get this Cuisinart one to match my electric kettle?

>>18772962
just get a df64

>>18772962
Both are dogshit.
>>18772948
I've had that picture in the /ctg/ folder since January 8th 2022. The last time you were all sperging out about her.

>>18773023
Good for you, but it's not coffee related.

>Thread for discussing coffee and coffee-related topics.
>God I want to drink that (cereal) milk edition

>If you're new or confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLz
>If you're old and confused, drinking anything muddy lately?

>Previous Thread:>>18764555 #

When making an aeropress I lose like ~1/2 the volume of water. Am I making it wrong or something? My mug is 16 oz but I dont fill it all the way. Lets say I use 12oz of water, after brewing and pouring I end up with only like 8oz of coffee in the mug.

I understand its a smaller device but I still feel like Im losing a lot of liquid for almost no reason? Theres always a lot of water left in the kettle once I put the grounds and water into the press.

>>18773027
It's normal to lose some water since the grounds absorb it, but not that much. Are you pressing al the way to the end, to squeeze as much out of the grounds as you can?

Could any anons with a comandante c2 give me a general starting point on what setting will get me a grind close to what the Hoffman reccomends for his 1 cup v60 recipe?

>>18772882
She gets me so horny.

>>18773031
Yeah. I pour my water into the mug, then the kettle, assemble the aero with the grounds, pour the hot water in and let it brew, then press it all the way to the end as well as pressing the air/grounds as much as possible. But the kettle always has a relatively large amount of water left in it in comparison to what I pour into the aero. I don't use a lot of grounds either.

Idk, maybe that's just how it is because the aeropress isn't that big, but it just seems off. Plus I prefer to have bigger cups of coffee in the morning (as its usually the only time I make it during the day) so when I make an aeropress and get a small amount of brew it doesn't satisfy me.

>>18773041
>comandante c2
holy kek

>>18773046
i'm sleep deprived right now anon don't judge me for saying dumb shit we all know what i meant

>>18773024
Cereal milk lattes aren't coffee related? Get fucked.
https://youtu.be/8JnBnqWQ-BU

Eurobros, shill me a good kettle

>>18772948
>breeding-instinct-triggering tomboy
To me, with her haircut, she looks like a dyke instead. Makes me want to beat her and give her a bruise right under her eye

>>18773046
Speaking of, looks like Comandante's actual 25 gram grinder is out. Seems neat, and might be comfier to grind with since it's not as wide

>>18772947
I put it in the dishwasher

>>18773045
Try pouring in more water than a mug's worth I guess

>>18773131
>she looks like a dyke
That's what makes me want to dick her more

>>18773045
Try following an actual recipe and not just eyeballing your water so you can have a consistent measurment of what you're making

>>18773177
Based fetish, but women are already stupid and you choose to surround yourself with the most stupid kind of women

>>18773330
I don't care.

I've gotten to the point where I think my coffee is decent, which turns me off experimenting because if it goes wrong it'll ruin my day... I'll forever be making decent coffee

>>18772958
It's pathetic that you're even asking this question, but I'll help anyway.

Partially unscrew the plunger assembly to allow water to wash the grounds out under the faucet. Rinse the carafe out with water, with or without soap. Every so often, I give the plunger and screen a thorough soak in soapy water.

>>18773341
That sucks. Bad tasting coffee is more fun than bland decent shit

>>18772958
Forgive me for misreplying to your (correct) comment by mistake.

https://voca.ro/1d0TlVQpiZmb

Disgusting. Both a tripfag and /r9k/ user. Awful on so many different levels.

imagine being so fragile that a girl with short hair makes you want to get violent lmao

>day 2 of trying to use a K4 with a Breville
>three 18g doses used up without getting a drink, including one dose that got launched everywhere when my portafilter decided to unscrew from the handle while tamping
>got mad and set it to 120 clicks
>done in about 18-20s with some ugly channeling
Shitty under-extracted coffee never tasted so good. I'll try again at 90 tomorrow. Now I just need to go find my blue loctite.
Ironically, I will soon run out of beans and have to go get more and dial those in. Hoping to get some better ones, this cafe has gone downhill the last year or so. Got some really shitty coffee last weekend, and I'm not sure if the baristas are just new or what.
Thanks for reading my blog, hope it can be useful to someone who ends up in the same weird position.

>>18773375
Not 90, 110. I can do trig and calc but not basic algebra.

>>18772947
>rinse off grounds
>froth dish soap
>rinse with hot water
>wipe
wa la

Is it too late to get into coffee?

>>18773840
Yes there's too many sequels and spin offs and an entire extended universe
You'll never catch up or know where to start

Is it worth paying 2x for 1zpresso JX over Timemore C3 or is it all the same chink shit?

>>18773883
look up the kingrinders starting with k1

>>18773883
Man this chart gets a lot of use.
tl;dr get a 1zpresso q2 instead

Do you guys actually rest your coffee? Is there that much difference in flavour?

>>18772909
This little coffee shop in Vancouver used to sell syphon coffee makers, really wish I bought one when I lived there

What does /ctg/ think of these moccamasters? My parents got this model

>>18773982
Oops forgot pic

what are your favorite beans for moka pot?

>>18773936
I never get my coffee fresh enough to bother resting it

>>18773923
Does the K6 ACTUALLY still go on sale for 100$? I've never see it below 130€ on aliexpress.

>>18774049
If you drink it with milk, any supermarket type that is dark-ish will work. Lavazzar is fine for mokapots.

When I wash my beans no matter what I do the coffee brewed with then always tastes like soap. I have rinsed up to 5 times and I'm at a dead end I need suggestions on what to do. Is it because I use dollar store dish soap? I don't really want to use dawn because it's half the price of the beans and I'm already $10+ into this. If I roasted them again after washing would this work?

>>18773375
Welcome to the based life of turbos. Piss that espresso thru, taste, and dial in.
>>18773923
Glad you guys like it. How can i make v10 better? Pics of the burrs underneath? Show budget combos to pair with?
>>18774067
It's been $99 on us Amazon for months now.
>>18773936
I wait about a month to start drinking/freeze my roasts. I think my cups are WAY more consistent after that.

>>18774132
>It's been $99 on us Amazon for months now.
Oh what the hell. Now I'm wondering if my 80€ Q2 was such a good deal.
Kinda weird that it's somehow that much cheaper compared to aliexpress' listing, and even weirder that it's not available in european's amazon.

>>18774132
>I wait about a month to start drinking/freeze my roasts
For espresso or filter?
A month seems way too long to rest for filter

>>18774162
Both. Give it a shot. I keep them in jar with one way valves, "burp" for the first week, then don't open them until I sample or feel like freezing. You wouldn't believe the gas that still comes off my pourovers after a month rest+a month frozen. Lighter roasts rest for way longer. Moodtrap(ultra light roaster) used to explicitly say 45+ day rest on their bags.
https://espressoaf.com/guides/storage.html

>>18774145
>Kinda weird that it's somehow that much cheaper
Since 1z has come out with the v2 burrs on jmax and kultra, I wonder if they're not just offloading old burrs and they're already going through comandante shit in the EU.

>>18774344
God that handle is stupid

>>18773982
>>18773986
I picked one up for free. I don't know much about drips but it does drip. nothing special from what i see.
that being said it is super easy to clean since everything is external. If you ask me the stale taste from leftover coffee residue is the worst thing for any coffee machine.
Just watch out for the metal bridge/spout at the top. That fucker will rust on you in seconds if you don't maintain it.

Is it worth it trying to roast my own beans in an old stove top popcorn popper? It's the thin aluminum kind which I heard can be tricky, I wonder if it would work to just set it on top of a heavy stainless or iron skillet to even out the heat?

Thinking about grabbing the sample pack from Sweet Maria's 4lbs of green beans for $25 seem like a decent deal?

>>18773131
>To me, with her haircut, she looks like a dyke instead. Makes me want to correct her and give her a baby right in her womb
Fixed

>>18772882
who's this lesbo

>>18773986
>>18773982
>>18774710
just do me a favor and don't take anything abrasive (back of a sponge) to it and piss off your parents. its a coated metal and you'll scratch the coating.

>>18774809
Queen of goffee

>make coffee
>tastes fine
>take longer than 2 minutes chugging it
>immediate profound sour taste

>>18772882
Froze some bags of ground coffee I got for Christmas.

When do i thaw them out? On the day I'm ready to use it or the day before? Is it bad to use it while it's cold and am I to stick it in the fridge now it's been in the freezer or is it all good to leave in the pantry as normal?

>>18774929
>she doesn't preheat her mug

>>18774932
Thaw it when you want to use it, thaw it fully before exposing it to air to stop condensation
https://espressoaf.com/guides/storage.html

>>18774779
If you're going buy greens from sweet marias just pick one of these up with the sampler added on.
https://www.sweetmarias.com/nostalgia-electric-popcorn-popper.html

>>18774932
just watch hoff's video bro

LADS

I'm completely fucking out of V60 filters and feel like I'm gonna lose it and they won't be here for another week
Will basic bitch coffee filters work in a pinch? They don't have to be perfect I just want to sip my beans

Posting again. Should I worry about the grime in these places? I can't reach them with the urnex brush.

>>18775187
This is why you always keep one more of anything consumable than you need. Two sets of filters, two shampoos, two boxes of salt etc. And when you use one you buy another.

>>18775200
That's normally what I do but it slipped my mind this time.

>>18772882
"She" rooka rike a man

>>18775229
yeah i was abit gutted when i found out it has tits because you can see them in one of the videos

>>18774810
Nah I just rinse it out afterwords.

>>18775192
Yes.

>>18773006
If I wanted to deal with clogs in the morning I'd fuck a Dutch girl.

>>18775233
WHICH ONE?

>>18775370
shes wearing the same sweater mate, she just bends over slightly and you can see shes clearly got some okay little boobs

>>18775374
and again, I ask, which one?

>>18775390
i dont know i dfont follow lesbians its the one that gets posted here where shes complaining about pouring milk
find it yourself

>>18775370
All sorts of tits on her tittok.

>>18772909
>halogen heater for it
>I cannot find a source for a reasonably priced known name
Anon, it's literary a lightbulb in a gaudy case.

I hate tomboys. Especially culinary ones. Fuck off with your horrible taste in food and youtube. You're probably a weeb too, pathetic

>>18772909
>Why does this legit have to make the best tasting cup of coffee for me? Is it more forgiving then other methods?
Water boils at lower temperatures the lower the air pressure, with it boiling at something stupidly low, like 12° C in a total vacuum. That's also why baking and cooking instructions also had different temperatures for higher altitudes. With a consumer coffee siphon, the water will boil at something like 93° C or lower, resulting in a better cup of coffee because you don't extract the more bitter compounds in the grounds.

>>18775617
weeb website bro

>>18775617
I like tomboys. That is not a tomboy. It's either a man or a dyke. And is being dramatic for attention, quite possibly to promote their channel which has nothing to do with food and cooking.

Good recipe for cinnamon simple syrup for cold brew? All the google ones have low ratings.

>>18775639
>>18775640
Le tortured weeb face.

>email from seller
>"your order is done processing and is now complete!"
>no packages or mail or even a tracking number
>go to contact them
>"we're really sowwie but we're on holiday until the 9th"

>>18774938
I was thinking about trying the stovetop popper because I already had it but damn that's a nice deal.

Does the act of "plunging" actually do anything besides filtering out coffee grounds?

>>18776030
Literally nothing.

Anyone use the 4:6 pourover method?

>>18775187
you can fold a paper napkin.

>>18773131
Get mental help so other people don't have to deal with your problems.

>>18775187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN2IpHdDBBc
You can use the melitta ones. At least where I live they're easy to find at supermarkets

>>18776326
no. look and behave the way i expect you to.

What's with the dyke simping? Was this thread always of SJW Starbucks latte Americans?

>>18776355
Always made of*
She's not even knowledgeable, got nothing on the hoff or the shrek looking guy.
You're only simping for her because she looks attainable and mediocre

>>18776357
>attainable and mediocre
FUCKING WHERE? ive literally never seen some lesbo like this
ive seen all sorts of gays but never a girl like that

>>18776362
She's a cookiecutter femlet. If you get out of your house, you'll see plenty. Especially in College coffee bars

>>18776377
>If you get out of your house
stop projecting, doesn't suit you

it's bedtime but I want cohee

>>18775818
happy holidays, anon

>>18776381
That's speculation, not projection. There may be some other reason he has never encountered such a common type of person, but being a shut-in is the most probable.

>>18776357
She's only the best barista in the entire US.

>>18776465
Coffee actually helps me fall asleep somehow. Go figure.

>>18776836
My dad is the same

What does /ck/ think of our coffee kween?

Living off Starbucks instant coffee because I'm moving house and had to pack all of my set up and machine. It's not so bad, sometimes it's kinda fun to do this.

Can't afford a good grinder atm, when I buy preground for a Moka should I get Filter or Espresso? Had Espresso Lavazza preground before and it tasted like shit but idk if that was the grind or the coffee

>>18776856
Looks like she has her Chemex routine down

>drink instant
>"bro you gotta brew REAL coffee, instant is shit"
>buy ground coffee, tastes much better than instant
>"noooo you gotta buy the beans and grind them yourself!"
>buy beans, grind them myself, tastes a little better
>"NOOOOOO you gotta buy raw beans and roast them yourself THEN grind them, you dumb pleb. For fucks sake"
Fuck off. God I hate coffesnobs

>>18776976
There's always gonna be diminishing returns as you go down the rabbit hole. That said I don't think I've ever seen anyone advertise roasting coffee yourself as the endgame or anything, it's more like a side branch of the progress tree.

instant coffee is underrated

>>18776976
I don't think I've ever seen anybody seriously suggest roasting your own beans, a lot of shops don't even sell green coffee

>>18776976
I've seen recommending specialty coffee over generic beans, but never self roasting (which isn't that practical). Which coffee snob did you meet?

>>18776984
no its adequately rated

is this turbocharged mokka pot really worth 400+ euro bucks?

>>18773840
depends.

>>18777146
I thought it was sub 400€. And not really, if what you're looking for is just performance. It's very neat, but the only practical advantage I can think of is it's size.

>>18777111
he's making it up

>>18777146
depends.
it has all the drawbacks of a moka pot + some unique to it.
like even with normal moka you can do a bit of temp control and whatnot but with this you cant.
onces its on the heat thats it.
so the only things you can actually control is beans, grind, water.
it makes good espresso but if you want to improve the taste there is a very limited amount of things you can do.

>>18776089
so it's pretty much a glorified plastic french press?

>>18777164
It's a french press with a smaller capacity but better filtration and generally shorter brew times.

>>18777154
>sub 400€
that's without shipping and tax all in it's like 430€
>if what you're looking for is just performance
I just want to drink espresso at home
>the only practical advantage I can think of is it's size
it probably is one of the cheaper ways to make decent espresso isn't it?

>>18777163
>very limited amount of things you can do
that sounds like a pro to me I'm not looking for the finest subtleties espresso has to offer
just something simple and reliable

what more traditional espresso machines would you recommend around this price range?

>>18777193
If you want espresso on the cheap then a flair is probably what you're after. More fiddly than a boiler espresso machine, but then so is the 9barista.

>>18777184
gotcha thanks

>think my espresso is tasting good now, it tastes good to me
>realize I'm not positive I actually know what 'good/excellent' espresso objectively tastes like because what if my local cafe's have all been shit too?
I can't make anyone drinks because what if it's actually bad espresso bros?

>>18777205
>objectively
dummy

>>18777195
>a flair
that's probably the "better" choice because you have more control
but honestly i don't like it, seems like a much more involved process with the pre heating and all, way easier to fuck it up too
also it is autistic in the bad kind of way not the sexy autism of the 9barista

>boiler espresso machine
i feel like i need to spend way more to get a decent one and then it's a giant machine that sits around unused most of the time

might just get a Bialetti and call it a day

>>18777193
>around this price range?
nothing.
the hoffmann video was good(as usual)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcZMGx15QBU

>>18777229
>hoffmeme

>>18777217
>seems like a much more involved process with the pre heating and all, way easier to fuck it up too
not with the flair 58 or whatever. its got an electric heater in it so no preheating necessary.

>>18777230
>faggot poster

>>18776856
Unironically cuter than the dyke in the OP

moka pot keeps surprising me with medium roasts, it brings up notes and pleasant acidity that I can't get with aeropress or pour-over

>>18777232
>flair 58 or whatever. its got an electric heater
lol that looks like a diy hack
also it's only 100W so wouldn't it take ages?

that really is the bad kind of autism

>>18777229
i guess you are right and the best option is a mokka pot
only question is if it's worth 400 more to get it supercharged

>>18777146
At that price, Flair offers a lot more control and pressure profiling. 9bar is like an automatic espresso machine that isn't electric

>>18777251
>automatic
that's a plus in my book

>>18777244
>only question is if it's worth 400 more to get it supercharged
well ill put it like this.
i really really LOVE moka, and im still very much on the fence about it.
i'd say there is a 75% chance i spend $1k on a grinder this year. after that well see who wins between the 9barista and the flair 58.
idk in my currency(aud) its close to $700 which is a bit excessive, if it was like half that i would be more likely to buy it.

>>18773044
They, chud

>>18777146
No
Just buy a machine

>>18777456
which one?

What's /ck/'s opinion on Mystic Monk coffee?

Rate my tamp setup.

>>18777605
where's your meme spreader m8

>>18777618
I have WDT!

lance would not be impressed

>>18777551
Shitty coffee, taste like any supermarket coffee ass shit at least they not doing any BS marketing like the other

>>18777551
Those poor beans.

>>18777635
lance would bust out into song and then quietly ask you to praise his singing voice

>>18772882
i want to give her a kiss

>>18777777

>>18776329
dunno why i never thought of this

>>18776101
>Anyone use the 4:6 pourover method?
seems like you have to grind super coarse for it and i'm already loving the cups i'm getting from daddy hoff's 1 cup v60 method where the grind is much finer so i dont want to have to redial this shit

>>18772882
>Local coffee roasters closes for 3 months while it moves to a new building
>Decided to buy from trade
>Fill out their little survey
>Ask for light roasts and "surprising and unconventional" flavors
>First bag shows up
>Medium roast, tastes like diner coffee
>Review it poorly, ask for something lighter
>2nd bag, medium roast diner coffee
>Ask for something lighter
>3rd bag, medium roast diner coffee
>Cancel subscription and just start buying from a roaster directly
What the fuck is wrong with trade coffee?

>>18778092
I was subbed to their service in 2019 and halfway into 2020 enjoyed it, only got one kind I didn't like. I cancelled when they sent me those faggoty emails groveling about Saint Floyd and burn loot murder.

>>18773149
I just got my second 1zpresso, thicker is better for grip AND grind, as it turns out.

Just made my first ever cup of fresh ground coffee
Fucked up the technique a bit and probably have to go a little finer since it got pretty acidic towards the end of the cup
But holy shit there's a lot more caffeine in fresh ground than instant I haven't had a caffeine buzz like this in a while

>>18778163
>thicker is better for grip
oh yeah sweetie

>>18773883
get 1zp pro, it's nice. It can handle light roasts that my Niche clogs up on.

>>18778092
they sent me 2 interesting bags out of 6 and the other 4 mirrored your experience

>>18778273
>>18778092
my friend whose taste in coffee i trust swears by Bottomless coffee: https://www.bottomless.com/coffee/index.html

>>18778307
this looks pretty good unfortunately i am broke at the moment
will give these lads a shot when that is not the case

>>18778307
>NSA knows exactly how much goffee i gonsoom
grim

>>18772947
I rinse it before each use. I've only ever washed it once because I didn't have coffee for over a week and it went mouldy.

>>18773840
No. Within a frighteningly short amount of time you will be able to make yourself better coffee than 90% of commercial establishments just by virtue of giving a shit and doing a bare minimum of research.

>>18778097
Hey, cool it with the racism pal.

coffee is actually for low iq people
>gives you dry mouth
>gives you flatulence
>gives you bad breathe
>gives you dry lips
>leaves you with even more fatigue when you inevitably crash 4 hours later after drinking it
>makes you go pee every 30 minutes
>time consuming and expensive to make it taste decent
yet they drink it every single day

>>18778745
I think you need to see a doctor anon

>>18778745
Tell me more about how it gives low IQ people "bad breathe."

>>18778808
george floyd drank coffee

>>18778817
I think he used fentanyl

>>18778832
he drank coffee that's why he bad breathe. read a book

>>18778835
I would if I could. Busy drinking goffee

>>18778817
The officer wasn't choking him with his leg, he was pouring folgers down his throat

God I want her to pour foulgers down my throat.

>>18778975
>pouring her foul germs
Gross

>>18778022
his ultimate technique is so reliable he has to come up another ultimate technique for a different serving amount.

i've been using the hoff's one-cup v60 for the past month and it has served me well every single morning

>wanted to upgrade my coffee beans
>local roaster has a decent subscription system but it's mostly based on lighter/fruitier
>rest of my family hates the lighter/fruitier roasts, saying it "tastes like tea" or "too acidic"
Welp. Guess I'll keep buying Lavazza Gold or something, without ever knowing their roast date.

>>18776856
she dumb as hell but I like her anyway
friendly in a sincere way that, while her personality is annoying, can cover most sins.

>>18779276
just brew better
I hate this criticism when it comes to light roasts.
>"it's tea like"
Use more fucking coffee for the same amount of water. Keep going until it has the strength/body you like

>"it's too acidic"
Extract more until it gets sweet as fuck and balanced. Boil your water. And if you still can't get it right? Increase the KH of your water.

No fucking excuse

Can someone recommend me a good grinder for my Hario V60 Mugen? I don't think my Porlex Mini does coarse enough for a 90 second brew time like Kasuya's method.

https://youtu.be/ATgeSolqXSU

>>18779754
Kin k6.

I went looking for an alternative to chinkshit coffee tubes and I've settled on swedeshit spice jars, aka IKEA ÖRTFYLLD
>decently thick glass
>wide enough mouth to fill without a funnel
>lid has a gasket seal (don't know how effective)
>flat bottom so it can stand without a meme wooden base
>large volume
The last point may be a con if you just want single-dose sized containers and don't like wasted jar space. I consider the extra space a nice buffer for any off-gassing from fresh beans and the thick glass doesn't hurt either.
In pic related, the left jar has about 36g of beans while the right jar has 22g which is my typical amount for a doubled-up Aeropress brew.
I have no doubt that if you have peaberry-sized beans, you could fit 45g+ in a single jar.

>>18780194
Forgot to add, they're $5 leafbucks for 2 so a fair bit cheaper than the chinkshit that goes for $60 - $80 for 10

Just ordered a flair classic lads. Anyone have any particularly good guides for it?

>>18772882
>>18773077
god I just want to stuff that throat of hers so hard she's wearing my balls like a goatee

coffee.

>>18773923
I got the Porlex Mini II a few years ago for Christmas. What is the actual problem here? Is it the adjustability? I grind a 6 cup Bialetti in <1 min. Also it holds 30g.

>>18780496
Grind consistency (how many of the grounds are bigger or smaller than you wanted), adjustability, general build quality, etc.

>>18780496
Shitty ceramic burr, poor alignment, burr wobble, adjustment. Outclassed by $30 shit like the kin k0.

>>18780513
>>18780505
Gotcha, is the consistency a real issue if I only ever use by Bialetti, I was told it's a mid tier preparation method anyway.

>>18772882

I prefer the press method, fuck filters fuck machines, just a plunger and a mesh filter.

>>18780527
It's a real issue if you're unhappy with your coffee. If you're not, don't worry about it. If you want to see what you're missing out on, regift that porlex and check out something decent from the chart. This is an older video before 1z/kin flooded the market but at the end Hoffman talks about the porlex vs others.
https://youtu.be/dn9OuRl1F3k

>>18780554
Thanks

>>18778745
>gives you dry mouth
not for me
>gives you flatulence
not for me
>gives you bad breathe
brush your teeth you fucking loser
>gives you dry lips
not for me
>leaves you with even more fatigue when you inevitably crash 4 hours later after drinking it
not for me
>makes you go pee every 30 minutes
not for me
>time consuming and expensive to make it taste decent
this filters wagies and poor fags.
cry more you genetic mistake.

>>18779276
>local roaster
just buy online you fucking idiot.

>>18780421
if you watch hoffmann and are still lost sorry but its over for you.

>>18780421
Gentle preinfusion, piss out espresso, taste from there. You shouldn't be choking the machine at all.
>>18771351
>>18771368
https://youtu.be/q7arLkEmo3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBlktYMFGXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMQLNm28-MQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VeW-_IAFyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxT20npnnak

>>18772882
>first experience with Rwanda
>so dense and oily that the grinder clogs at a grind setting of 12
>shot extracts at a snail's pace from dense grinds, water may not have made it completely through

>>18780706
>oily
Post em so we can laugh.

>>18780706
????????

What do you guys think of mushroom based products like MUDWTR? My brother bought me this stuff here (https://juliancoffee.co/products/adaptogen-coffee-7oz-ground)) and I've been drinking it, it's good, but I want to know if there are other products that are like it which you guys enjoy.

>>18780727
>mushroom based products like MUDWTR
Not coffee or coffee related at all.
>juliancoffee
You're going to get better coffee and better adaptogens by buying and preparing separately. Think about what you're enjoying about that mix and we'll probably be able to point you in the right direction coffeewise. Ask /fit/ for anything else powder related.

>>18780741
What I like is the aroma of the coffee, but I don't know anything about it besides the fact that I like the taste. It also feels less harsh than my usual caffeine dose.

Would I go about getting started by picking my own beans, grinding them, and then mixing with various adaptogens? I'm genuinely really new, but intrigued.

>>18780790
Ideally you'd be brewing whatever coffee you enjoy, and then taking supplements separately.

>>18778745
What kind of genetic throwback are you?

>>18779725
You might very well be right, but I feel like no matter what factors I change the critic is always the same. For reference, I was already using something like 65g/l for the past couple brews and I've pretty much always used boiling water or 95ºC at lowest.
I'll probably try a finer grind size next, but it feels weird to go completely outside of the recommended range for my specific hand grinder on a pour over.

>>18780975
>but it feels weird to go completely outside of the recommended range for my specific hand grinder on a pour over
It shouldn't. The only things that should concern you are (your own) tastes and repeatability.

>>18781014
The problem is; I quite like the coffee I'm brewing. Like my last brew was a Kenyan light roast, notes of peach and red fruits; it's SUPPOSED to be acidic. But it was still sweet and left the peachy aftertaste while still having a good body and coffee texture. I fucking loved it.
Rest of my family? "Nah this isn't coffee". If I half-ass it with some lavazza beans that've been roasted at least 3-4 months ago? "Wow that's really good, I can taste the coffee".
I hate it so much.

>>18781025
Yeah. Fuck em. If they want to eat steaks well done let them. Keep some med-dark preground on hand(or just grind them up a mason jar at a time) and drink your kenyans in peace. You paid for adjustment. Use it.

>>18772882
There's something about this girl which makes me want to piss on her face. Even though I'm a lesbian. There's something about her which makes me want to flog her with a stick.

>>18772882
I bet she has a nice butt

Good morning ctg I am going to make a cup of coffee with my aeropress

>>18780717
Why bother replying if you need spoonfeeding?
>>18780712
Post your stale light roast that's 50% chaff

>>18781340
4chan is all about spoonfeeding now

>>18781274
>aeropress
>coffee

>watching absolutely nothing happen inside my aeropress for 2 minutes before swirling and pressing

I have a cuisanart coffee machine. For the moment, my wife is the coffee snob but I can live with instant coffee.
What is the perfect grams/ml of coffee/water for both coffee in a machine (no idea how it is called) and for instant coffee?

>>18781601
Never heard cuisanart product here, Batch brew machine? 100ml/6gr coffee, 500ml/30gr is good enough for you both to enjoy.

which eureka grinder is an optimal choice to buy for my parents, they make espresso. Their current grinder is a shit 50$ burr grinder.

what do I do guys
>be me, parents buy me an automatic mr coffee espresso machine for Chirstmas
>didnt even ask for an espresso machine
>it looks like shit
>what do i do

pic related

>>18781825
sell it and buy something better.
then you tell them what you did and break their hearts or you lie to them forever.

>>18781953
>then you tell them what you did and break their hearts
But then make them a nice cup of coffee so they don't be so heart broken

>>18774809
Morgan Eckroth

>>18781102
ywnbaw

>>18782026
that lighting under the cabinents is a nice touch.

>>18781102
Envy.

>>18782091
Is that new to you?
That is normal everywhere here in Finland.

>>18772882
I wish I liked anything as much as this girl likes making fucking coffee. I am so dead inside.

>>18782026
morgan PLEASE sit on my face while disparaging my coffee tell me how terrible it is and how terrible a person would have to be to make such shitty /ctg/ Coffee Time General

>>18772882
what a handsome fella

>>18782112
Reminds me of Rick Astley in the 90s.

>>18782099
If it makes you feel any better she tried to get a real job and quit after a week to make tiktoks.

>>18782125
It does actually. But not much.

My boomers ruined their single-serving reusable keurig-style machine by leaving the heating element turned on forever Any god-tier options for replacing it or are they pretty much all the same shitty disposable bb&b-tier garbage?

>>18772947
I use the Aeropress instead.

Does everything French press does, better, and with far less cleanup and less grounds/murky coffee.

>>18782140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqrsWRRDUhU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8G7LWBKi9g

>>18782097
I don't see it here in murica

>>18782164
>keurig-style
>god-tier
Yeah

Is espresso shit always supposed to be 25-30s?
I typically do this for my double shots, but what if I want a single or a triple? Is it still 25-30s?

>>18782350
https://youtu.be/hQaV3w_XNiw

>>18782350
real baristas don't go by time but by eye. just watch the flow of the brew and when the crema starts to thin out and appear watery you cease brewing. making espresso is an art.

>>18782407
what is artistic about that? stopping when it gets watery isn't a creative choice, it's the only right thing to do

>>18782407
Just say you don't know what you're talking about and move on.

I make espresso in my aeropresso

>>18782026
>trash espresso machine, trash espresso grinder, drip coffee machine, no dedicated grinder for drip, coffee canisters that dont work as well as just leaving it in the bag

how the fuck is this bitch relevant?

>>18783041
Hedrick used her to take 2nd at the wbc.

>>18781594
>Swirling every morning even though it clearly doesn't do anything

>>18783651
what do you mean it doesn't do anything it causes a swirl
i like the swirl

>>18783721
The grounds still float on top I've watched it

>>18783742
i've watched it too
the water goes swirl swirl and makes me happy

>>18783754
You leave donte out of this.

>>18783912
i'm pretty sure dante is the "pour coffee grounds and boiling water directly into the mouth" kinda guy

>>18783917
>The water needs turning on and the aeropiss needs flushing

Anyone ever do an arduino mod for a Gaggia Classic? I'm budgeting out the parts and everything is about 90$ following this guide: https://gaggiuino.github.io/#/

I don't have a machine yet but I can get one for 250-350$ based on ebay results. Total project budget is <500$ for custom pressure profiling and PID all controlled through a touchscreen interface.

Just cleaned my K6 with Urnex cleaning tablets but only ran half the amount of beans recommended afterwards to flush out any residual tablet dust
Hope I don't get any funky cleaning tablet taste in my coffee tomorrow

>>18773149
wtf looks just like my new 1zpresso. fuckin nobody making original shit anymore. Oh well, given how great the 1zpressos are I can see why there'd be some cheap imitations coming out.

>>18782026
i'd give that pussy a good rub

>>18782203
well your "houses" are made from cardboard.

>>18783041
>coffee canisters that dont work as well as just leaving it in the bag
she should by the ROK Zero Jar, no kitchen is complete without them :)
perfect for storing coffee beans and looks great next to the ROK Coffee Grinder and the ROK Commercial Edition Espresso Maker GC
:)

>>18773149
Wow, what a piece of shit. This is a 1zpresso, but shitty plastic. I think 1zpresso should sue them for copying their cylindrical body design.

>>18782123
you mother fucker

>Morgan Eckroth
>Eckroth
>eck
finally something to put my 'ick on.

>>18784495
it's short for eckspresso

How much of the grinder autism is valid if I'm just going to making french press coffee? Immersion seems pretty resilient to grind sizes as long as you let the sludge settle and don't pour it into your cup.

>>18784562
Theres an anon who went from a c2(I think) to k6 for fp and said its a very noticeable difference. Hopefully he can chime in.

>>18784495
This time is more of an 'ick in 'deck
Post a video when you do it

>>18784562
i cant imagine anything over $300 being worth it for fp.

>>18784562

A french press doesn't work with the bare minimum blade grinder; you pretty much need any burr grinder to get consistently coarse chunks.

>>18784747
I was hoping to not spend anywhere near $300. That said from looking around I'm pretty sure that any decently constructed burr grinder should be "fine". I can get an 1zpresso Q2 for not much than a Timemore so that seems like the sensible thing to do.

>>18785023
>1zpresso Q2
I can vouch for this grinder

>>18785057
same, very happy with it

>>18785057
>>18785077
Me too. I like how small it is

>>18783041
she a barrista if i recall, so thered be plenty of equipment at the cafe.
i dont recall seeing much of hoffmans stuff constantly in the background, its like a poster of bean types and a houseplant

>>18785245
thats his studio not his actual home.
also im pretty sure he has said he uses an automatic pour over/drip style machine at home every day.

I prefer "cold brewing" at room temperature.

>>18785317
i prefer to cold brew in a sauna

AEROPRESS FUCKING GANG
>>18782673
>>18782170
>>18781274
Based
>>18781594
Buy better coffee

>>18785309
>pour over/drip style machine at home every day
there's no way he isnt using a great grinder with his drip machine

>>18784474
do this experiment next time you get a resealable coffee bag with a one way valve in it:
1) keep half the coffee in the bag and squeeze the excess air out of the valve after sealing
2) keep half in your displacement canister
3) make coffee with both over the coming weeks
4) notice how fucking stale and flat the coffee in the canister tastes vs the bag that was free

>>18785778
>great grinder
niche zero so....

>>18785787
i did.
the jar is better.
also it makes me happier
:)

>>18772882
Had 3 coffees today:
2 espressos
1 latte
Latte was really good as a change of pace but I'd barely call it a coffee drink, it's a milk drink with hints of coffee

>>18785914
>Latte was really good as a change of pace but I'd barely call it a coffee drink, it's a milk drink with hints of coffee
moron

>>18772882
>>18772882
I like Nescafe. I can take it black. With milk and sugar. Sometimes I like it with a couple of teaspoons of black treacle.

Who is this person? I saw a TikTok of her doing a coffee with cream skit. Whats her Youtube?

I’ve just ordered a Lelit Grace + Eureka Silenzio set.

Can’t wait to try them as they’re my first espresso equipment.

>>18786133
a fellow Wired Gourmet enjoyer?

>>18786203
No, I learnt from this guy

>>18781102
quiet, tranny

>>18781250
it actually looks rather shapeless from the end shot of that video. it's a real shame, she seems to just fall apart below the ribs.

>>18785716
i will when i can grind my coffee fresh again
we slummin'

I've been looking for an eternity for a coffee mug with a handle design like this. Preferably one that's tall rather than wide, also like this. Anyone know of something similar?

>>18785993
It's >90% diary and <10% espresso

>>18786006
MorganSucksCream.

>>18786553
Sounds like a solid plan

This is the gayest thread on 4channel right now

>>18787047
Nah, it's >>>/fa/frag
Sipping on my V60 brew while smelling the frag coming off my skin

I get the feeling somebody pays people to talk about aeropress here

>>18787278
i wish someone would pay me to talk about aeropress, i could've bought an electric grinder for my aeropress.

>>18787278
Definitely don't. I've been commenting the same thing for years at this point. But I wouldn't expect you to know that, n00b
>>18787310
Kek

>>18787278
They pay me in more Aeropresses

Even after I bust a huge nut she's still so cute

Getting that flair tomorrow lads

FLAIRGANG

share some aeropresso recipes

>>18787451
1. throw aeropress in trash
2. buy an espresso machine
wa la

>While Fellow doesn't recommend the Ode for espresso — like, at all — the brand does claim that the Opus can grind fine enough for "true 9-bar espresso shot."
>The burrs are powered by a motor cranking out 6 n*m of torque at the burr, which Fellow claims combine to deliver excellent grind consistency and flavor profiles that are approved by certified Q-Graders — essentially sommeliers for coffee.
>That [Ode 2] anti-static tech has been brought over to the Opus, meaning users won't have to wait for the device's second generation for a clean grinding experience.
>The Opus will go on sale February 21 for the price of $195.
waiting for the catch

>>18787578
Welcome to the world of mass market chinese electrics. Its an sd40 with support and better qc. I'd bet a k6 with the right drill kicks the shit out of it.

>>18787636
that sounds like a win to me. an inexpensive electric grinder with good grind consistency and fellows customer support sounds more or less exactly like what I need with my dumb crippled hands ruling out handgrinders for the forseeable future

do you take the time to grind coffee and such before work or do you scoop some of this in your coffee maker for a quick cup or 3

>>18787649
I hand grind beans every morning from my local roaster. Off with your head

>>18787649
Grinding beans is like a 30 second or quicker job
How can you not have 30 seconds to spare?

>>18787703
don't have a grinder, have a coffee maker/pot

>Been making coffee with a moka pot for close to a year
>Get a pour over funnel for christmas and decide to use it for evening coffee since I have to time to do it slow
>The coffee it makes is not only stronger tasting than the moka pot, but is so strong it keeps me awake for hours into the night, something not even the supposedly stronger moka pot did
Is this just a result of me not being used to the different brew type or does pour over actually brew stronger coffee? I'm using the exact same beans and everything too

>>18788063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etnMr8oUSDo

>>18788063
Pourover is just based like that

>>18787578
I can't see this being bad for filter if it's a conical burr focusing on grind consistency
waiting for reviews ofc but this looks super promising at that pricepoint

>>18788429
wut da blue thing doin

BROS WHAT AM I IN FOR

>>18788608
>anaerobic natural

>>18788897
>>18788897
>>18788897