/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Washing your hands
Rookie mistake

you washed your hands
you washed your pots and pans
you washed your glass and plate
you washed your cutlery and knives
you washed your ingredients

>>18756074
Washed your hands

>>18756074
You made it right.

>>18756074

>>18756150

>>18756074
You need to let the ghee set out at room temperature all day. And yes of course you probably washed your hands

>>18756074
Your hands were not covered by the diarrhea.

>>18756074
You forgot to shit on the street, wipe your ass with your hand and not wash it.

If eating Indian food gives you diarrhea then you are a weak genetic defective who should be removed from the gene pool.

>>18756769
even indians get sick from other indians' food. it's half the reason they still have a caste system.

>>18756173
You are supposed to leave the ghee out at room temperature. Thats like one of the reasons to even make ghee. Retard.

>>18756074
you forgot to cover yourself in shit first

>>18756777

Yes, and they are weak genetic defectives who should be removed from the gene pool.

>>18756769
>>18756845
>our people had to evolve around living in squalor while eating food with faeces contamination
>we are somehow superior
The absolute state of Hindogs

came here to post >>18756123

>>18757269
This is more embarrassing to India than the fact that Poojeeta is a real name

>>18757774
>Poojeeta, what does the toilet say about his shitting level?!

>>18756074
u probably pooed in the loo instead of the chicken vindaloo

>>18756074
Nakadashi.

you probably washed your hands

>>18758641

>>18756173
You can safely leave ghee out at room temp. Do you put olive oil in the fridge?

>>18756074
It's the amount of tumeric you use.
There was a weightloss phase people went through here where they had a teapoon of tumeric every morning as a "cleanse." The more of it is in your food, the greater your colon exorcism will be.

Isn't it illegal for Indians to wash both their hands

>>18760101
Olive oil is always inside a closed bottle, ghee is stored in big opening containers and they usually leave it open all day gathering stuff from the air and germs

>>18757269
>>18756074
Here's the answer OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk

>>18762197

>>18756074
you probably allowed the lentils to soak an appropriate amount of time. restaurants don't have time for that shit.

So is there like a racial dogma about why they don't wash their hands? I mean shit even 1000 years ago European peasants would at least dunk their hands in the a trough or the nearest water source at least.

>>18758641

>>18758641
>zero!
>what but that's impossible!
>apparently most of ut is in the streets

>>18758641
11/10 would laugh again.

>you have got to be shitting me, it's over 9000!

>>18762791
They do wash their hands, but with just water so they're still covered in fecal particles. They refuse to believe micro particles and germs exist

>>18763034
>even the mingol herds knew about germs
It's beyond embarrassing at this point.

>>18758641
oh fuck

>>18763034
Don't Japs, especially men, do this too? Like, no soap in men's bathrooms. Fuckin gross.

I am pissing out my ass right now and I did not eat any indian food at all ;_;

I would post pics but the retarded mods would b& me even though I am on topic

>>18764535
That's the chinese

>>18761047
Not since gaining independence from the British

>>18766249
china is such a shit hole

>>18764865
You can't spell opinions without onions

>>18766800
>opinions without onions
and 3.14

>>18756074
you didn't shit on the food.

>>18758641
hearty kek, good sir

>>18758641
I dont get it

>>18758641
lol'd, thanks

u forgot the fecal matter

>>18757774
They look Chinese or something

>>18756074
You used toilet paper instead of swishing your hands around in the dish of water next to the toilet.

>The dish of water is also the secret ingredient for many sauces, as it contains the experience of all those who have used it.

>>18757269
These are cambodians, not indians

>>18756074
You washed your hands.

>>18768699
>campoodians

>>18757269
this is why i don't associate with straight people

>>18760923
a teaspoon is completely ordinary culinary dose. i usually have a quarter teaspoon in any savory meal. it's on my daily to-eat list

>>18756074
Did you remember to use liquid shit for the base?

I've never gotten the runs from Indian food.

>>18769495
They don't like when your ass leaks from years of misuse and fills the air with your proprietary shit cum blend?

>>18770786
it's an established fact that most straight-identifying men don't wash their hands. if you spent any time in public restrooms washing your hands, you'd have noticed this

>>18756074
You need to add trace feces for an authentic experience

>>18770955
I wash my hands after I shit, but my white cock is cleaner than any surface in the bathroom. I grab paper towels to open the door every time. But I get why fags wash their hands all the time, obviously…

>>18758641
"we've been expecting you Cacarot"

>>18771014
"My name is Gopoo!"

>>18758641
>>18771014
>>18771016
KEK

>>18762197
happy birthday

>>18771014
>>18771016
My sides

>>18758641
>>18771014
>>18771016
excellent thread

>>18769471
Oh no no no
Kmhersisters how will we ever recover

>>18756074
>thread about op not having diarrhea
>the whole thread continually shits on India
Ironic

>>18771014
>>18758641
kek nice

I've been eating food from Indian restaurants since I was 5 years old and I've never once had diarrhoea after eating it
Honestly I think it's just something in American food which destroys your gut flora and causes you to get watery stools

>>18774951
>Honestly I think it's just something in American food which destroys your gut flora and causes you to get watery stools
Yes it's us Americans and not the culture that wipes their ass with their bare hand and lets food stay in the temp danger zone for a day or two.

>>18762197
I remember seeing this on /v/, /ck/ and /int/ when it first got made.
My fucking sides.

>>18774951
most americans get like 7 grams of fiber a day.

I fed a hotdog-american some lentils and they had issues

>>18771014
AHAHAHA

>>18756769
I've never had food poisoning in my entire life until 29, when some Indian buffet curry took me out of commission for two days. I was pissing out of my ass 5+ times a day

>>18758641
>>18771014
>>18771016
fucking kek
The best part is Poojeeta is a real name

>>18767898
Crunk Prime is that you? The leader of HARDCORPS??

>>18762197
yonkers...

>>18775122
>didn't soak them

>>18769495
Kill yourself

let me just leave this right here.

>>18777094
god what the fuck is wrong with these animals
how can you see this and not realize they're absolute subhumans?

>>18777180
I got more.

>>18777180

>>18756074
>washing hands
>preparing on clean surface
NGMI

>>18756074
Are you sure you made it with the correct technique?

>>18756074
>>18756074
>Where did I go wrong?
>talks about poo food
>posts Marina
Right fucking here fellow /v/ tourist

>>18777380
I mean, it's not like it makes any difference compared to cutting with their hands

>>18758641

>>18777693

>>18758641
>>18771014
>>18771016
finally some good fucking food

You most likely didnt use enough fat

>>18756074
>he didn't use ghee stored uncovered for a week at room temperature

>>18777572
wtf did he expect to happen?

>>18770955
how brainwashed by hatred are you to believe that? you probably "see it everywhere" you go now too.

>>18777711
>>18777688
india's most sanitary food cart

>>18780646
T. Unwashed Ass

>>18770955
Yeah I bet you spend a lot of time in public men's restrooms queenie