/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Technology versus nature. On which side in this war do you stand?

>>18774844
i can do it with one hand
i use a vice to open my wine bottles though like JFS

>>18774844
Real question is are you a flat surface chad or edge of the bowl virgin?

>>18774844
Unless you have a medical profile there's literally no reason to be using this

>>18774850
lmao use the fucking yolk separator, doing it 12 times that way would take forever

>>18774911
>faster
>cleaner
Why not?

>>18774844
>video of Jack not fucking up
RARE

>>18774844
Only with my greased up, nondominant hand.

>>18774844
Do I use an egg for what? And don't call me cracker.

>>18774850
What happened to jacks ring? He used to crack eggs with it

>>18775307
so many years of thinking and "cracker" is the insult they chose for wyte pipo? embarrassing honestly

>>18775504
>t. cracker
The unsalted ones too, because I know how your kind loses your shit over any kind of salt and seasoning

>>18774844
I would use that for the egg separator (if it actually works well) otherwise I just smack it on a flat surface.

>>18774844
Of course I use an egg. In fact I used 2 of them just last night. But please don't call me that :[

>>18775307
ah shit bæt me to it. didn't see this cracka's post before I replied

>>18774844
this is almost as bad as the soybot

>>18774844
And here I was thinking rice cookers were the most retarded appliance you could buy.

>>18774844
Only with powdered cryogenic hardened super-steel parts. Beware of cheap substitutes.

>>18776056
anon you are either wyte or ayysian, get help

I do not use unitaskers. This also looks slower than hand cracking an egg.

>>18774921
Congrats you are as retarded as jack

>>18774844
no but maybe ill get one for my grandma

Reminder that most of the tools are for people with arthritis and other mobility/dexterity issues.

>>18775504
they have plenty of words for whites and those aren't lackng in creative either, chalk demon

>>18774850
he's such a fucking idiot

>>18777055
how did the lip smackers find out about chalk?

>>18774844
Only on my testiculars

>>18774844
Yes I do nigger

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>>18777137
gentlemen please stop with the casual racism we are on a serious board with a reputation to uphold

>>18777055
imagine thinking whites are the evil ones.

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(you)

major ja/ck/ & anime victory

>>18774926
It's not faster at all. And it's only cleaner if you don't know how to crack open an egg on a counter.

The egg cracker Gizmo is the height of Western decadence. You might as well just hand over all your money to the corporate oligarchs.

>>18777777
Now that's a get

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>>18774844
I really do wonder how you can be Jack's age and just give up on ever using one of your arms again. Does he just want to eat himself to death or something? How do you end up like that?

no, i'm not retarded and haven't had a stroke.

>>18777777
Digits damn>>18777777

are eggs good for you?

>>18777777
I kneel

>>18774844
I'm not a weak ass redditor that needs an egg cracker or a soy bottle opener.

>>18778500
wtf its fucking plastic? use your fucking teeth. more fool those retards for giving money to the company

>>18777777
Waste of a get

>>18777777
Jackbros...we fucking won

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>>18774872
flat. using an edge just pushes shell fragments into the egg

>>18774844
This seems nice

>>18774844
Ironically he doesn't use it now after he lost one hand. Probably forgot he even has it.

>>18774850
>he doesnt use the bottle method
Lmao

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>>18780829
But that's retarded, too. I just crack the eggs into a bowl and use my fingers to fish the yolks out. I'll never understand people who do the stupid eggshell method (tedious and stupid) or the bottle method (cuz I sure do love unnecessary dishwashing!) instead of using the implements the Lord our God gave us already. Just wash your hands before (which you should have done, anyway) and after. It's fucking simple.

>>18780955
Its easier to throw away the bottle that was lying around anyway, and i dont touch food with my hands when not necessary.

>>18780963
>using old, dirty bottles to prepare food rather than nice, clean fingers
Oh, you poor dear.

>>18780955
Remind me to never eat anything you've cooked.

>>18774926
Because it costs money, needs to be stored somewhere, isn't faster, and isn't cleaner.

t. actually cracks eggs

>>18774844
no only people with weak grip do that.

fat fuxck