/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18762025
Usually with a fork, or maybe chopsticks if I'm doing sushi.

>>18762029
Oh we've got a wise guy eh

>>18762025
I don't eat "diversity food" because I am not ashamed to be white or american. Yes I like steak. Yes I'm proud of that. If this makes me a bigot, sorry not sorry.

>>18762030
Some even say Im wise beyond my years.

Here's my advice if you want to eat more fish. Start the seafood diet. You sea food, fish in your case, you eat food. It's really that simple!

>>18762025
Almost all of my seafood is either sauteed in a pan or grilled.

>>18762042
What are the practical implications of fingernail cutlery

>>18762080
For me it's popping a frozen filet in the oven

>>18762086
Efficiency - automatically cleaned whenever you wash hands or shower.

Truly hygenic - you know where your cutlery has been.

Convenience - you have your eating utensils with you, literally at your fingertips. Never have anything stuck in your teeth with pinky nail toothpick.

Multi-use - small spoons can be used for consuming soup, snorting drugs, or precisely measuring out ingredients while cooking.

Attractive to those with a refined and efficient aesthetic.

Powerful self defense implements.

I could go on, but I think I've said enough.

Start with Mahi, barramundi, sea bass or any firm fish. Easy to cook and will introduce you to it. They’re all mild I’d just cook it with butter or olive oil and basic seasoning.

>>18762025
im Danish, so i eat a lot of pickled herring, smoked salmon and sardines

im an outdoorsman/fisherman so when the season hits i get a lot of cod, garfish and mackerel. for fresh water i get perch and pike, never met anyone here besides myself who bothers eating them, but i do. fuck carp tho

this year i am going to get my license for traps, for crayfish and such, gonna be great

>18762035

>>18762097
based /ck/ autist

>>18762035
what the fuck does this even mean?

>>18762143
It's literally crystallized retardation in the form of a few sentences on a basket weaving forum. Also probably some eurocope with how absolutely out of touch it is.

>>18762042
why isnt the spoon-knife a thing? would be useful imo, and the non-bent fork, which are way easier to use and feel way nicer to use when youre eating 99% of food, the bent only works with cake and as a makeshift knife
>>18762042
Lead poisoning, gets you insanely high

>>18762177
Bent forks are meant to be used properly...

A spoon knife would be uncomfortable to use.

That's antibacterial silver ackshully! Is lead poisoning a nice high? How's the come-down?

>>18762025
deenz erry day

>>18762025
I'm a big fan of Cantonese seafood recipes. My favorite way is probably a classic Cantonese steamed fish. One note on the recipe below, I do not recommend adding salt like they suggest the first time you make it. I think it's too salty with it it. https://thewoksoflife.com/steamed-whole-fish/ just make it with fillets if you can't handle the whole fish. I usually have to chop the head off and set it above the body so it'll fit in my steamer. Then I put them together when I plate the fish and nobody is any wiser to my ruse.

That website has a bunch of other good Chinese seafood recipes too, so browse around.

Other ways I like to eat seafood:
étouffée (I make it with shrimp, crawfish is a popular way to make it too)
sardines
fresh oysters

>>18762143
It's trolling

>>18762948
Also, posting this reminded me that I need to make étouffée again soon. I have a bunch of shrimp heads and shells to make stock with. I started making étouffée after seeing this on King of the Hill https://youtu.be/rz9rQsutfuo?t=21

>>18762025
Fishie gud on yellow rice

>>18762025
It's "yinz" not "youse"

I love mussels
Boil in a bottle of white wine with chorizo or Andalusian, onion and garlic
remove mussels, add cream and nutmeg and use as sauce
Eat with grilled bread, can grill with butter, garlic, parsley and a sprinkle of parmesan or Pecorino

>>18762035
Yea cos clams, lobsters, crawfish, salmon, tilapia and king crabs are unAmerican

>>18762035
>95,000 miles of shoreline
>unamerican to eat from it
The whitest state in the country is world famous for lobster.

>>18762150
quality bait, i struggle to see if this is genius or an obsessed tard

>>18762025
I love some many thigs with seafood in them

>>18762025
Fish sticks. I have little kids and they love that shit

>>18764997
pedo

For fish - pan fry
For everything else - simmer in marinara
For canned fish - eat straight or with sauce (eg mayo)

>>18762025
I usually pan fry white fish in tempura batter and eat it with hot sauce, saute shrimp in garlic butter and add them to pasta dishes (works really well with vodka sauce and arrabiata imo), and honestly most good quality light tasting fish just needs garlic or herb butter, salt, pepper, and lemon juice.

Well OP, it just so happens I'm making some fried flake and scallops tonight

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>>18765835

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>>18765874
Hey that looks pretty dang good, but where is the sauce? Hope you enjoyed it regardless.

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>>18765881
Nice man looks good hope you enjoyed!

>>18765881
yum

>>18762035
>angry side of knife pointing out
fuck you

>>18762025
Smoked

anyone else ever notice that if your hands smell like fish and you touch your dick, your dick will immediately reek like fish for the rest of the day until you shower or is that a me problem?

>>18762025
I live in the midwest, so truly fresh seafood is hard to come by.

>>18765881
Excellent, anon.

>>18766549
If you're in a larger city in the midwest, there should be a local seafood store that gets fresh stuff flown in daily. A lot of frozen seafood is perfectly good these days too.

>>18762035
your utensil setup is backwards

>>18762035
>I don't eat "diversity food" because I am not ashamed to be white or american.
You don't eat more types of good food because you're a badly raised tastelet moron who hasn't realized that food doesn't have to have been grown in backwoods Missouri. There's a whole world of other good things to eat, even just within the USA, and we eat them because they're nice and tasty.

>>18762110
Not even the poorest black people eat gar

>>18762025
>eat your fish?
with great difficulty desu

>>18762025
Hot and black, how I like my women

>>18768585
>Hot and black, how I like my women
Black wimminz have mayonnaise receptors inside their pussy so they know when a White BVLL is breeding them

>>18768590
>>18768585
beastiality breaks federal law

>>18768601
>beastiality breaks federal law

>>18762110
Nice, I can catch fairly large pike and also tons of these

>>18762110
Have a crayfish boil, so good
happy fishing

>>18762025
when noones watching

>>18762035
>American
>SIG Sauer
Go back to Deutschland, kraut.

>>18768646
I like crayfish but imo they're too much work for not enough meat. I'll eat it at restaurants but I don't cook it myself

Avocado toast with sardines and hot sauce is a top tier start to the day. If fishy nutrition is what you're after I highly recommend it, it's quick and tasty.

>>18768721
>Schweizerische Industrie-Gesellschaft
>German
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww