/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've wanted to try those chicken nuggets

>>18757763
popplers

>>18757763
>>18757767
I just want to see if the Cajun kickass actually kicks ass. Also a big Kahuna burger and pic related.

>>18757763
A colorado sandwich

>>18757763
I am 32 years old, born and raised in western country and have tried kfc for the first time this summer. The fries the horrible, and the chicken felt like it was boiled before put in a fryer for about 3 minutes. It was just bad.

Cartoon pizza where the cheese is almost liquid

>>18757858
Vegan cheese is like this

>>18757767
>>18757763
those are tater tots

>>18757763
for me, it's the franch

>>18757763
Blue milk

>chicken nuggets
>fictional food

>>18757763
Runescape lobbies

>>18758046
He's specifically referring to chicken nuggets that are so bad you lock yourself in the bathroom and commit suicide, even after try dipping them in Franch sauce. Do those actually exist?

>>18757763
>>18757767
>>18757934
the whole point of this thread was to troll by stating that the tater tots were chicken nuggets. you see them up close and notice it's tiny flakes of potato fried. seethelets without HDTV in 2012-13 didn't know

>>18758174
No they don't, because in this scene they're fucking tater tots not chicken nuggets

>>18757858

Madrigal

>>18757763
Lembas. That might be what I need to get through a long day on the job.

pussy

>>18758269
You're not as smart as you think you are.

Why would you have a weird ceremony for eating shredded potato rounds. Why was he so serious? How much money and time does this company waste on lunch breaks for executives? And he acts like a prick the whole time. Completely ridiculous.

The Fourth Flavor

>>18757763
Those weren't chicken nuggets, they were potatoes. In ore Ida they'd be called crispy crowns, in Kroger brand they'd be tater rounds. But basically they're flatter tater tots.

>>18758257
Bone-in eye of round or cross-cut shank. You can better have some sharp knives and strong teeth if it's cross-cut shank and you're throwing it on the grill like Tom and Jerry.

I want to have some dragon.

>>18758433
>anime soon

>>18757858
anon thats just mozerella. stop eatting goyslop franchise pizzas and you will get this experience.

>>18758481
finally, more Marcille porn.

>>18757790
probably just popcorn shrimp

>>18758174
Yes, Burger King sells them for $2.50 for 8 pieces

>>18757763
anime girl poop

>>18758537
hype

>>18758218
>>18758220
>executive of key big name chicken chain in the show testing sauces for that restaurant
>tater tots

The sweets in this book

>>18758638
>use plain tater-tots, the most bland product in existence, while taste-testing general-purpose sauces
checks out to me

I would like dwarven bread from Discworld.

>>18758658
ok coomer. go jerk off to Japanese hentai

>>18758723
lucky guess

many people have said they're soup dumplings, but i've never seen soup dumplings so big. i want them anyways

The crackers from Aristocats and the yellow shaved iced from Monster’s Inc

>>18757763
Rufio's cock

>>18757763
This is effectively fictional

>>18757837
KFC is literally the worst fast food fried chicken restaurant. Try Popeye's. Adam Sandler is a corporate shill but he isn't wrong here.

>>18757763
pizza and hot dogs from the lunch tree in Abadazad

>>18758481
looks fun, I'll give it a read

>>18758537
>Marcille
>not Izutsumi

>>18758866
SOVL incarnate, hope you enjoy

>>18758925
the rising tide lifts all boats

>>18758939
A wise man speaking in this thread.

>>18758939
well said mr bing chilling

>>18758638
every single chicken place in the world has potato as a side. you're really this fucking retarded 10 years later still

>>18758220
You are canonically wrong, I have the bluray box set with the director commentary. The actor actually attempted self-harm on set because they served him limp, cold "plant-based" vegan chicken nuggets like on Hot Ones.

>>18759122
>it would break us bad

yes

>>18759228
comfy. what is this from?

>>18759232
Dragon's Crown

I had a recurring dream as a kid that included eating the burrito thing from Shrek 2

>>18759247
neat

>>18759284
i always thought it was a kebab, the euro version of a late night burger. take a trip to spain, uk, or germany and you'll fulfill your fantasy

>>18757790
do they taste more like boneless wings or like chicharronnes

>>18758310
What if it's Peanut Ice cream.

The pink soda(?) from the book Go Dog Go.

Looked so refreshing back then.

>>18759318
Numbah Zero said that the closest thing to it he could find was Blurpleberry.
My headcanon is that Blurpleberry is the artificial flavor version of it.

>>18758753
Looks like a cooked rabite.

>>18757763
>chicken nuggets
>fictional
okay, bud

>>18757807
Second Big Kahuna burger

>>18757837
Even in Australia KFC is garbage compared to what it used to be it must be utterly inedible in America now. they do popcorn chicken at hungry jacks (burger king) now and it's somehow better, although the best is the coles brand cooked in the air fryer, mind you the best of what you can get now the actual best was what KFC used to have

>>18759228
>sautéed myconid
>myconid soup
myconid is just mushroom. you could make these today.

>harpy egg omelette
i'm sure any large egg would be a good substitute

>stewed minotaur tongue
this is just beef tongue. you can make this today.

>deep-fried scorpion
honestly the one and only impossibly fictional dish in this entire menu, and even then only because scorpions don't have any meat.
deep fry some lobster instead.

>>18759817
I see what you did there

anything from monster hunter world
ESPECIALLY the handler's pussy

>>18759817
>today
Stores are closed

>>18759830
based

>>18758529
Nah, Mozzarella is stretchy but way too firm to behave like that

>>18758481
Can't. Fucking. Wait.

>no one said cram
for me it's cram

>>18757763
>work in industrial lab kitchen with amenities most chefs will only ever dream of
>serve food to your boss with a fishbowl and a pane of glass
did they run out of plates? who does the dishes in a place like that anyway?

>>18760470
>you won't do shit about it goy

>>18760450
isn't that just spam, though?

>>18760487
No, it's cram.

>>18757790
this
popplers and a can of slurm to wash them down

>>18758723
>Japanese hentai
That implies that they make hentai in different countries.
Imagine German Hentai...

>>18757763
All-syrup Super Squishee

Cajun sushi from Howard the Duck.

>>18759830
But if you're including vaginas in that there are multiple female characters and that would make you unfaithful to eat them all

>>18757763
Whatever the fuck he was eating here

This whole series was incredible food kino, RIP

The spaghetti Buddy makes in elf

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>>18762055
Based

>>18760450
>>18760487
Definitely not.

>>18759633
it's pink lemonade but same

This stuff

Memberberries.

I just want the world to go back to normal, where rent was relatively sane, and there was no covid.

>>18762682
they literally had GEARS in them

>>18762821
cat on the far left kinda hot tho

>>18759817
Fried scorpion is a real world food, it's just a whole scorpion instead of a giant claw.

>>18763047
she can talk, which means she can consent if you succeed in seduction

>>18762699
Holy shit I need this

>>18757763

>>18762850
There is no covid. When you one day wake up you will notice that.

A grilled cheese deluxe from Cheezers.

>>18757763

>>18757763

>>18757763
Bob’s best burger

>>18764395
Forgot to type Neo Kobe pizza

>>18762055
came here to post this. Baste taste

the phantom space ramen from space dandy

>>18757763
Sea Salt Ice Cream from Kingdom Hearts

>>18766095
>He doesn't know
Sea salt ice cream is a real thing, and it was around before KH. Nomura tried it at Disney in Tokyo, and liked it so much that he put it in the game.
You can find lots of recipes for it online. It turns out best if you have an ice cream maker, but there are ways of doing it without one. Here is a recipe by Quinton Flynn (Axel VA).

>>18766104
Part 2

>>18762369
Spaghetti mixed with M&Ms and chocolate sauce? Should be pretty easy to make.

>>18759633
Go Dog Go is the shit. Hella underrated.

>>18759305
those kebabs are like 4 times bigger

>>18766150
Not in this fucking economy.

>>18762039
Seemed like just chunks of meat.

>>18757763
Although not a fantasy "food" per say, I've always wanted to know what a hobbit tasted like.
Specifically Sam, as he is fatter like a cow.
I imagine his walking made certain parts of him extremely tender.
Most hobbits are well fed with super good ingredients, kind of like cattle, so they would taste better than humans or elves.

I certainly can't be the only person who wanted to eat a hobbit right?

>>18757763
Those are not tater tots or chicken nuggets. They are tater rounds.

>>18758310
Holy shit, that photo is an absolute wave of nostalgia.

The everlasting gobstopper

>>18757763
Those are tater tots/hash browns

this would make a great keto meal

id do anything for just a taste

the food they ate in that one scene in hook

>>18758866
It's an excellent example of old-school d&d, Record of Lodoss War is also in that vein (but not /ck/ centric)

Any of the Klingon food and drinks from Star Trek.

I never wanted to eat a bug more in my life than during this scene.

Cartoon chocolate cake, the type that a character would cut a slice into and take the rest for a gag. It stays together perfectly in your hand and you can take a big bite out of it.

bekfast

>>18758046
why do whites always look at me like this

>>18769083
that one episode where riker is preparing to be an officer looked like appetizing food, but you really wanted live gagh?

>>18758646
Based fellow kiwi bro

that drink from Fetus Delivery Simulator