/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18749120
i went to a cake shop like that in osaka but there was a line of like 15 people plus it was in the middle of summer so hot as hell and i just said fuck it

>>18749207
anon you shouldn't fuck your food now matter how "tasty" it may look like

>>18749309

>>18749293

>>18749206
I wonder what kind of upbringing leads a human to behave this way

>>18749322
*incel noises*

>>18749288

Bro, all these vegans look like they're a week away from dying of cancer, wtf

>>18749336
Men live like this and really don't see any problem with it

>>18749266
Imagine how his sack smells

>>18749120
What bread has the consistency of a young woman's natural tiddies?

>>18749296
How does he get out?

>>18749293
I have a special homemade white sauce for her.

>>18749206
this has to be staged...it feels like watching a junkie do multiple shots of opiates followed by amphetamines followed by opiates

>>18749288

>>18749431
>this has to be staged
Take one look at how fast she is.
You've seen these creatures in real life and probably wondered how they ended up like this. This is just the honest answer.

>>18749431
Would they just go and stage a tv show?

>>18749207
i was there too, don't worry you didn't miss much. the jiggle is fun to watch but they're basically tasteless. the jiggle also disappears within a few minutes once it cools.

>>18749348
He has two children and a wife

>>18749657
Is this supposed to be funny? Why is she so sweaty?

>>18749423
An eggcellent question, sir

>>18749296
Tell me kind sir, how doth this nobleman abscond from hitherfore fortress of ovum?

/ck/ webm threads are the same twenty or so ones. How do you not get bored?

>>18749330
cast iron fags on suicide watch

>>18749694
>Why is she so sweaty?
Cocaine

>>18749266
Jackd

>>18749346
FAT

>>18749839
Schizo prison gay nerds that never go out post in these threads. Its like a repeating collective meltdown.

>>18749486
>Average British
>Clearly American license plate
>TLC
Wut

>>18749293
How do I give her money? Does she have anything I can sub to?

>>18749330
Motor Oil Eggs, a Kay Klassic

>>18749120
what are these and are they good?

>>18749313
Can you make cheese with that

>>18750236
probably

>>18749206
>>18749266

>>18749657
I can already hear the retard filming saying "oh wow" every 2 seconds

>>18749341
>>18749431
it's german rtl2 trash tv. Scripted Reality. Over the top bullshit.

>>18749363
Probably like Tammy's greasy pussy.

>>18749657
these are just made for virality and click/ragebait

>>18749266
looked great until he showed the cross section

>>18749293
>the webm that broke 4chan

>>18749313
I told my friend that I wanted to try a breast milk latte and she offered me some of the stuff she had in her freezer. I kind of got the ick because she kinda mid frfr

>>18749486
>>18750164
also the steering wheel is on the left dumbass

>>18750468
>>18750164
newfags

>>18749346
They look gaunt, but time and evidence has shown these people do live longer. It used to be called the calorie restriction diet.

>>18750204
>>18749120
Tastes like fucking farts. Japs are weird.

>>18749298
He's ascended.

>>18750426
This female friend...is she in the room with us right now?

>>18749348
Yeah men generally don't care much for anything beyond the essentials. If you can eat the eggs, it's fine

>>18750277
All media is scripted, directed, and cherry picked.

>>18749423
He doesn't.
That's why he doesn't smile.

>>18749296

>>18749944
CHECKED AND JACKED

>>18750699
Is this the same stall as >>18749293?

>>18749319
>we're gonna do a bunch of shit nobody does and pretend like it's unbearable!
probably the most reddit video ive watched

>>18749309
What is he trying to make here?

>>18751542
The 3 Olive Trashfire Special

>>18751083
anon pls

>>18750721
No, I'm on my meds. She is an older woman, about 15 years older than me. To be fair none of my other friends have met her. But she is a mum so that's what's up with the boob drink.

>>18749694
>Why is she so sweaty?
Because she is wearing a winter hat indoors

>>18749266
>leaves ring and watch on dominant hand while handling raw meat
every time, I find something new to laugh about with ja/ck/

>>18749657
water pie with junk food and booze?

>>18752142
that's hot. need pics.

>>18751684
>>18751083
https://www.tiktok.com/@melloserena/video/7153418028330257707?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7175101412325295622

>>18751002
ah yes, the sallow egg cuck prisoner, right next to the surly king of the egg fort. poor fella
>>18749120
leave it up to the japs to make a cake that jiggles just like an ass
>>18749293
this triggers every board on 4chan. better with sound

>>18750694
Sure, they live longer, but what the fuck kind of a life are they living? None that I want anything to do with.

>>18749341
Hungry Fat Chick once explained how she got this fat, her parents were giving her candies whenever she behaved good so she ended up sublimating the goodness of that feeling by eating as much as she could. she is really nice

>when you don't like the hot sauce

>>18751083
>Is this the same stall as >>18749293?
Yes

>>18752560
>dozens of halal food stall customers tiktok vids
how do they get out?

>>18752565

>>18752280
Ew, no. As I said before she is pretty mid. Also not going to share photos with a horny wanker.

>>18749431
although it is staged it is not far from reality

Does anyone have the 'what I eat in a day' webm?

>>18752811

>>18749293
>>18749322
>>18749345
>>18749426
>>18750179
>>18750410
>>18752498
Go back to r/eddit you unfunny retards.

>>18752844

>>18749206
America was a mistake

>>18752878
>mfw I am an American girl and I see a Muslim spray his "white sauce" on my food

>>18752576
Well fuck off then faggot!

>>18749657

>>18749312
The three azeitonas kill me every fucking time

>>18750699
Why do cutie patooties keep demanding food truck meals?

>>18749293
I have no clue why this exists. Why is someone filming in there? Does that girl have autism?

>>18752878
that's german, but yeah it is still America's fault. the nazis would never have allowed this

>>18752560
Why are they randomly dancing?

>>18753014
In America you have to dance after you tip for your meal

>>18749266
Why didn't he go to physical therapy bros?

>>18749293
>>18750699
>>18752560
>>18752574
>>18752825
>>18752873
>>18752883
He's on his way to become the Salt Bae of street foods

>>18749346
Its understandable that you wouldn't understand what a healthy person looks like if you are surrounded by obese people

>>18752517
A very happy one actually. This lady is 89 and looks like a smiling skeleton but is high on life and when she makes cakes for events usually has to make 2 because she eats the first one all herself.

>>18752825
i hate people enjoying life and having fun

>>18753014
Because like the original, its a fake video to get likes on TikTok or whatever to become a meme. They desperate to be a Bingley Mega Chippy

>>18749298
Well now I know why gore and porn dump threads stay up for so long.

>>18749298
no way he's actually consuming that slurry

>>18750694
kind of unrelated, but if it were discovered that not using 4chan would add 2 years to your life, would you stop coming here?

>>18749207
The summers in honshu

>>18749293
She let him cum on her face kater.

>>18752251
she didn't even make it edible, all liquid,

>>18749657
the type of people who make this stuff must be insufferable

>>18753009
Couldn't agree more. We should have let the Reich scorch the UK and everything eastwards.

>>18749120
Everything reminds me of her...

>>18750236

>>18753014
They want to become viral like the first girl.

>>18753723
>implying it's only 2 years
I'm dead certain that browsing this mind rotting website for a prolonged time takes at least 10 years from you.

>>18749313
Dream woman

>>18750468
the camera is clearly flipped to avoid copyright

>>18749313
This would be so hot if she wasn’t butt-ugly as sin

>>18754689
> if she wasn’t butt-ugly as sin
LOL you're posting on 4chan you silly dipshit

>>18754689
eh, shes really mid for literally not trying at all with no makeup, give someone with some makeup talent just 45 min with her and she'd be a solid 7.5/10

>>18751002
How did he get IN?

>>18754745
Are you blind

>>18754736
>ha haha you’re on 4CHAN buddy, the butthole of the internet. We do things a little different around here, we like to push the boundaries the furthest to the edge. Having standards? Standards here? Forget about it pal, this is the Wild West of the internet. Heh, you’re on 4chan after all

>>18752844
what's her problem?

>>18753014
Because they're white women.

>>18754627
You can see the TLC in the corner..

>>18749296
We must imagine Sisyphus surly

>>18755708
kek'd

>>18755064
>Anonymous 12/31/22(Sat)03:58:27 >No.18755064

>>18754736
>ha haha you’re on 4CHAN buddy, the butthole of the internet. We do things a little different around here, we like to push the boundaries the furthest to the edge. Having standards? Standards here? Forget about it pal, this is the Wild West of the internet. Heh, you’re on 4chan after all

>>18749206
Source. I need this with sound. What the fuck is the explanation for this heresy?

>>18756278
Kys

>>18749206

>>18749457
Are Steroids part of the Carnivore diet, too?

I assume that's what our ancestors did.

>>18749313
Mommy!

>>18752574
Thats it im starting a food truck and wait for the drunk waifus

>>18757167
uh bros don't only the bull get horns? so like thats not a cow and uh thats uh not like cow milk?
also why doesn't that guy in the back have a mouth?

>>18757259
Lol

>>18757167
Oh look, a negress.

>>18752574
Why do they have to ruin everything

>>18752825
Are the Muslims running the food truck laughing at these people?

>>18757518
Oh look boobies

>>18749657
Drunk bitch spilling the flour.

>>18757636
Holy cow! Look at how big those milkers are! Baby wanna suck! :( *bob bob bob* Milkies for baby! Give baby MILKIES NOW!!! You fat fucking cow. Present your tits for me to suck on.

>>18749206
>Leben
Tod.

>>18753420
Same tbqh

>>18753172
All the whores wanting their 2 seconds of internet fame

>>18753004
This right here
I don't understand whats so special about this webm

>>18757795
Hot girl being hot makes anons seethe

>>18749486
>to your health written on the bench

>>18750694
>time and evidence has shown these people do live longer.
It's the exact opposite you delusional retard. Their health declines dramatically long term.

>>18753004
>Why is someone filming in there?
The food truck saw that a hot girl was a customer and asked whether they could film her order for their social media (advertising).
>Does that girl have autism?
She went along with it and hammed it up for the camera. It obviously worked given the attention that she has gotten via the webm.

>>18752574
I have jungle fever, and these whores alleviating that sickness.

>>18759347
are* damn i'm retarded

>>18750164
It's a joke filename because of another webm named average American featuring a European woman

>>18759315
>attractive and supports local businesses for free
Honestly? She's based

>>18749330

>>18753017
Sounds horrible, do Am*ricans really?

>>18749120
looks kinda puddy puddy...

>>18749346
That's nothing new, when I was a little kid it was vegetarians who looked like skinny whack jobs, now its worse, its vegans pushing political agenda

>>18758136
You can't even see her body

>>18751684
Kosher turned into halal. Next: halal salt shown in EVERY video taken by Americans.

>>18759907
>>18759944
It loses some of the charm after you find out they're all doing the same routine, eh?

>>18749961
On behalf of the team here at 4channel dot org I'd like to sincerely apologise for not providing fresh OC fast enough for you. May I recommend tiktok?

>>18755673
They eat fucking natto and raw fish nuts. How is a little vegemite filtering them?

>>18759238
Thats also healthy than watermelon because watermelon is all sugar.

>>18760013
>>18759907
>>18759944
I'm just giddily waiting for the day they try this on some hoodrat and he just leaps the counter and starts pounding them.

>>18760006
Fucking WHY?

>>18760408
What hoodrat is going to Europe let alone turkey, retard?

>>18752878
It's German you fucking newfag

>>18760408
Fucking lmao I went looking to see if something like that had already been filmed and found this little ice cream gremlin.

>>18760375
I wish I could get this in America. Between this shit from Mexicans and munchy boxes from the U.K., I'm starting to feel like we're being beaten at our own game.

>>18760560
Lol what a chad.

>>18760568
is there not a la michoacana or similar american establishment anywhere near you?

>>18757167
You just know

>>18760560
Go little fat boy! You get what's yours!

>>18760691
I have no idea what you just said to me.

>>18760408
I remember a vid when some guy just started eating the empty cones he got and the turk immediately stopped.

>>18750404

>>18749346
Okay fatty

>>18749313
When my wife went off of birth control it kicked her breeding fetish into high gear, and alongside it a lactation/breastfeeding one. She was hyped up and had the goal of becoming productive enough to make it unnecessary for us to buy milk ever again, but in a tragedy that I'm convinced is God mocking me, the shift off of birth control also fucked with a condition of hers that ended up giving her terrible migraines and she ended up back on the pill.

>>18750699
>>18752574
>same species
I don't buy it. Not one bit

>>18750963
>All media is scripted, directed, and cherry picked.

>>18760368
Looks like they put it on like nutella, ya only need a little bit

>>18755708
She's about to wail on him with her slipper, lmfao.

>>18759350
its ok anon it still sounds normal

>>18760373
this is what nutritionists actually think

>>18760560
Hahaha mogged by the little fat kid

>>18762058
whats that?

>>18762169
an asian...they used to be pretty hard to come by locally, but it seems they are everywhere these days. surprised you have never seen one before

>>18760568
Go to a Michocana. You probably won't be able to get the nacho cheese and crema, but you can certainly get an esquites and takis with nacho cheese.

>>18762169
fancy bread

>>18762045
>>18762248
Who is this inquisitive Japanese gentleman?

>>18762248
Why is Asian culture so PERFECT????????????????

>>18752576
says the fucker with his breastmilk fetish LOL

>>18762308
Goro, from kodoku no gurume, it’s pretty good but I just skip the non-food parts. the female version gets a little hammy with her reactions to food

>>18755064
Fuck off normie tourist. Your post reeks of newfag

>>18762061
What's it like being this naive? Zoomers truly never did hear "don't believe everything you see in tv"

>>18760560
>the way he latches on to the rod
>that determined little wrist punch
>the way he waddles away at the end, cone in hand
I have been laughing myself silly for the past 5 minutes.

Anyone got any industrial food webms?

>>18762466

>>18759315
But all the attention seems to be a bunch of people rightfully pointing out how lame and tryhard she looks giving off an uncanny unlikable vibe and the subsequent tsunami of mouthfrothing losers screeching "incel' at the former.

>>18762466

>>18749266
strangely enough this is not too far off from the thinks /ck/ unironically enjoys

>>18749288
>fellow vegan shitting on obesetard meat eaters

hello?
based department?

its for you dude

>>18762311
Significantly less jewish subversion

>>18757259
Underrated

>>18762466

>>18762466

>>18762466
someoone please post the crab generator

>>18760560
Ice cream nazi got owned.

>>18762056
Because you're an idiot.

>>18760691
>>18762271
Why is every Mexican ice cream shop, whether in the US or in Mexico, literally every single one, called "La Michoacana?"

>>18752281
>>18751684

>>18762292
I meant the thing eating the poor bear
>>18762230
thank you

>>18762712
This just convinces me all the more that niggers are subhuman

>>18762775
You're just yakub's failed experiment wyboi

>>18762781
pasty cheeto-encrusted fingers typed this

>>18762326
>the female version
shut up, they made a female version?

>>18762576
Here it am be, yo:

>>18762477
Maybe on 4chan that's what the attention looks like. In real life I'm sure her socials blew up with mostly simps.

Anyone got the webm of jacks bean dip?

>>18749266
Ayooo who remembers the bacon weave meme from 2009-2011? This is the definitive line dividing zoomers from millennials. If you don't remember, it's OK, but you never knew what life was like back in the good times.

>>18760560
Don't you think he's had enough ice cream already? Fucking little fatshit.

>>18762477
She seems like a normal person in a good mood.

>>18762326
Aw, the non food parts get pretty funny.

>>18762801
There's a couple live action versions of Wakako Zake, another clip here: >>18762075

>>18757167
spoilers: thats a horse she is milking

>>18762513
>based
kys

>>18762781
If you subscribe to the Yakub shit, you have to acknowledge that he set out to make a race that would surpass existing humans in every imaginable way.
And looking at the current state of racial dependencies, he succeeded.

>>18762944
>pretty
Asahi is good beer

>>18762950
>horses with horns
it's torrent

>>18750699
She's super hot

>>18759944
awww this is so cute i love women

>>18761722
Her body probably just needed more time to adjust after she stopped taking high doses of artificial hormones, which is what female birth control is. Consider trying to taper off if it to reduce or prevent those withdrawal symptoms.

>>18754627
>bestgore.com

>>18762311
That’s Japanese culture.
Trust me, Chinese and Korean culture are nowhere as autistic and perfectionist.

>t. lived in China for more than a decade

>>18755673
haha im imagining them trying my cum and reacting like that

>>18749206
i can't find the webm with the finish result, anyone has it?

>>18762874
thanks but i was lookin for this but backwards, so it looks like theyre making the crabs

>>18755708
what a pussy. that's normal chinese cooking. he deserves the slipper

>>18755708
It's obviously staged, but I keked.

>>18762771
This one always pisses me off. What the actual fuck did that moron think would happen?

>>18749296
where does he get off?

>>18762466
God, I wish that was me

>>18749839
>>18749961
not true
>>18760041
this.
mystics said that repetition enables vision. we need to repeat in order to understand. also every thread has new webms so haters can go suck a dick

>>18764679
After all that the mince is raw

>>18764679
already its bothering me how shes squeezing the meat out of the packet, her idea can be totally stupid but she genuine is a moron the way she handled that beef tube

>>18749293
>>18750699
Who's filming?

>>18760006
>>18760416
This looks distinctly normal to me. Ice cream + fruit deserts are a standard where I live and this is just the sort of fancy stuff you expect from the restaurant tier ice cream desert.

>>18764753
>cream + fruit deserts are a standard
Ewwww

>>18764811
Wait, do people really object to having fruits mixed in with creams and ice cream? I thought that this stuff is perfectly normal thing. Like jello and the whipped cream. Or jello and chocolate.

>>18764679
On second thought, I'll do the cooking. You just keep the house clean and have your tits out when I get home.

>>18764827
Chorizo in my country is form. What the fuck is that shit? Did someone eat it already and just packaged up their shit?

>>18756946
Gotta reach their Test Levels somehow, dontcha?

>>18764855
God damn brits are obese

>>18764824
>jello and whipped cream
My.mom does this kind of dessert but it's definitely not common
>jello and chocolate
No.

>>18764878
To be honest, jello and chocolate combo only works with the dry types of jello that are effectively soft gummies.

>>18764887
I forgot to add, the good example of this consistency would be Jaffa cakes.

>>18764904
witch

>>18761622
But they are throwing the used cones away anyway, d-dont they?

>>18764922
The heck is going on here?

>>18755673
i once got shilled this stuff and had to try it... tasted like burnt tires. family hated it too. took awhile for me to redeem my selection abilities.

>>18764855
Fat people always be like “I don’t eat too much food!”

>>18762045
>>18762058
>>18762065
>>18762075
>>18762203
>>18762214
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>>18762226
>>18762248
>>18762944
i hate chinese people and women so much it's unreal

>>18764845
Fuck you beaner go kill yourself

>>18764848
Whats the Point ?

>>18760011
Imagine cumming on that hahaha I bet that'd be so gross hahaha man now I really want to try that to see how gross it is haha

>>18762500
is that how frozen burritos are made?

>>18764993
Classic practical joke used to demonstrate the workings of the self-starting siphons.

>>18762771
Rediscovering his German heritage.

>>18764978
This is how we know you're Jewish.

>>18765028
I'm a shitskin, nice try retard

>>18765044
>Calls a Japanese person a Chinese person.
Israel not sending their best.

>>18749657

>>18765092
Like you can fucking tell the difference.

>>18763862
> black guy losing it in the background
Lmao

>>18765030
> all that effort for a single patty

>>18764679
ja/ck/ would be proud

>>18764753
Yeah, fruit and cream is perfectly normal to me, like a fruit salad with a bit of double cream. Jelly and ice cream is absolutely standard kid's party fare.

>>18764679
Cheese is not supposed to behave like playdough

>>18765959
I don't like watching w*men eat food.

>>18749657
I've seen people being gored, rapped and beaten on this website. This is the only video I immediately clicked away on out of disgust in years

>>18762874
worst roller coaster ever

>>18764922
Do Americans really?

>>18765959
Imagine the level of deflected prudence that these women must have. First, their comfortable on camera, so you know they're comfortable deflecting attention. Two. their Asian business women. Do you think they'd ever actually settle down with a guy who makes less money than them or a has lesser title than them. Even if they did, it's solely for status of not being those things whether they choose to believe it or not.

>>18764679
Davis is coming

>>18764679
Fake af. Some loaded bimbo making stupid shit to be a meme and make internet dollars

>>18764858
No ricotta, no calzone. Simple as.

>>18749657