/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18748932
I can't read the shitty off brand red can, but if it says dragon ape I'll have that one.

>>18748936
furry detected

>>18748943
Furries drink pepsi.

>>18748932
water.

>>18748932
Hawaiian Sun Guava Nectar--in the vain, insane hope that it will help attract a native islander GF with whom to find true love and happiness despite the inescapable and unignorable context of colonial race relations. Naturally we eventually move to Hawai'i where there is no ice or snow or biting cold and somehow live a comfortable, peaceful, pleasant life despite the high cost of living. Every day, I wear Hawaiian shirts from Costco and eat spam musubi and say "aloha" to my neighbors with a blissful lack of self-awareness; if I look ridiculous to my neighbors and the native kids shit on my lawn, somehow I never know it. We have weekly luaus with roasted pigs and coconuts and pineapples and I mow my FUCKING LUSH lawn (which is probably considered invasive flora but it's FUCKING LUSH bro) with a $20,000 supercharged John Deere tractor with Vance & Hines straight pipes. Often I hearken back to the strange beauty of life, and the fact that I owe all this well-seasoned joy, all these rich memories and experiences, and most of all, all this love and tenderness with my beautiful island princess... I owe it all to a single simple can of Haiwaiian Sun Guava Nectar soda, and the chance conversation that it struck up with that skinny little nubile golden-brown queen of the surf and sands, so many decades ago. I eventually succumb to Spam-induced heart failure, mournfully surrounded by my dozens of mixed-race children, grandchildren--and also an official contingent of 4chan /ck/ jannies, who came to present me with an award for my many years of shitposting. They carry a scroll, a formal printout of all my shitposts, from all my IP addresses, even those on NordVPN. I don't know how they backtraced it, but I don't care, it's so beautiful. And as they read the posts one by one, they play the MLG airhorn sound effect on a bluetooth speaker to indicate every time that I got banned. (I got banned a lot.)

>>18748932
Cokes, smokes, and a bottle of rye

>>18748932
Bepis :)))))))
Haven't had it in a long while, so I'd like that.

>>18748973
lol my babymomma's an islander (not Hawaiian, tho).

>>18748945
Is this a thing? I like Pepsi and I'm not remotely a furry. I had a roommate once who was and he was a Coca Cola guy who hated Pepsi.

>>18748932
>no coke zero
none of them

>>18748932
want me some guava nectar

>>18748932
two of the HI. sun, the two at the bottom middle
I've never seen those before
are they just juice or is it a sodapop?

>>18748932

where is the RC cola at?

>>18748932
>pog juice

>>18749535
There's no pog in that image.

>>18748932
I'm having a really hard time connecting with other people.

>>18748973
It's kind of adorably when haoles describe what they think living in Hawaii is like.

>>18749915
"haoles" piss off you sack of shit, you were defeated and know it, just fuck off alread.
Do you often wear sketchers and vans around trying to be "cool?"
Go chant or something, that might help you with your cannibalist evil hawaiian ways.

>>18749966
>do you often wear sketchers and vans around trying to be "cool?"
I've seen this posted a few times over the years and never understood it. Is this a zoomer meme or something? Vans were what skaters wore in middle school when I was growing up and sketchers are like what nurses wear.

2 black hawaiian sun

lemme get ahhhhhh that guava nectar

>>18748932
>drinking goyslop in plastic
I'm having a 360 and getting out of there

>>18749976
It's for west coasties and hawaiians like I wrote trying to "be cool" and coming across as cunts.

>>18749989
But I'm from Hawaii and this is not a stereotype that applies to anyone from there or the West Coast. Like, I've literally never seen anyone in my life who thought Sketchers are cool. Sounds more like something a Midwesterner would do.

>>18748932
Regular coke, please

>>18748932
you can get those at 75c where i live

>>18750024
I don't think I've seen a Hawaiian Sun for under a dollar in 15 years.

>>18749456
They are sweet juices, pretty good mixed with liquor if you do it over ice with half hawaiian sun and half soda water.

>>18750028
$.99 at my Hmart

>>18750063
>$.99
That is NOT under a dollar.

I bought a pack of these.

Did I dun goof or it's good?

It was on sale

>>18750087
Squirts are great, I found them out about a year ago and they don't disappoint especially with vodka or gin

>>18750087
fucking great with just about any gin too

>>18750067
I do not know which realm of math you inhabit.

>>18748932
Diet Coke

>>18748932
sprite

>>18750112
Tajin-rimmed higball glass
2 oz tequila
0.5 oz lime juice
2 oz tomato juice
1 oz orange juice
pinch of salt
hot sauce to taste
stir
top with squirt
garnish with orange wedge

>>18750112
>>18750120

>>18748973
Saved, but removed the 1st parentheses block

>>18749915
Thanks for the pineapples, Chud! They taste great in my piña colada

>>18748932
MTN DEW (your mom)

>>18748936
diamond ape

The guava nectar. Never had this brand, but Guava rocks in general

>>18748932
>wateronlyfoodtruckguy.jpg

>>18748932
Picking anything besides these ones makes you a pleb

>>18748932
Vanilla Coke. If you don't have that, Vanilla Pepsi.

Probably water or Mt Dew... I don't really drink a lot of soda and cola is gross

>>18750087

Best with tequila, aka a Paloma in Mexico

>>18748932
My local citgo run by ahkmed has these but he doesnt plug them in so all drinks are sold at room temp
So none of them I guess

>>18748945
Why do you know that

>>18748932
Mountain Dew and it's not even close.

>>18749966
>you were defeated
Wait, do you think Hawaii was conquered in battle or something?

>>18748932
Just water, fuck your goyslop drinks

I’d probably try the pineapple orange one.
>>18750087
It’s good. Pretty sweet. Fresca is the OG and is a less sweet grapefruit soda.

>>18748932
Guava nectar. I love guava

>diet pepsi cherry
>diet mountain dew
if they don't have either i'm not drinking

>>18751425
Because a furry said so while I was beating the shit out of him asking why he got a Pepsi.

>>18748932
>no grape soda

i guess mountain dew then but i'm definitely settling. i'd get the root beer but it looks like a&w

>>18748932
Looks like my only options are high fructose corn syrup

>>18754523
Only like half of that has hfcs. Hawaiian Sun has a lot of sugar, but it's cane sugar. Diet sodas are disgusting, but they don't use hfcs. The entire bottom shelf is literally water.