/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Those things aren't cheaper than human food. They have tiny portions because they are made for animals that weigh like 10 lbs.

>>18749074
im not doing it because its cheaper

>>18749061
>that it would be palatable for a person?
I don't think that will happen.

supposedly they add stuff to cat food that makes it smell and taste really good to cats, but you would probably think it taste like crap.

basically if you smell it and it does not smell good there won't be anything you can do to make it taste good.

also pretty sure you could find literally ANYTHING else for less money that taste better.

ok ill sort the taste/smell situation out, but what about the texture? if i fry it, will it firm up a tad?

Why would you fry it? It's already cooked.

>>18749099
i dont care much for the soft, fatty texture

>>18749061
That's gross. I use them to lure the cat I crammed out

>>18749061
one can of pic is 80 cents at my frys.
accounting for can comes to $3.20 per pound.

chicken drumsticks $2.29 per pound.
pork shoulder roast $1.79 per pound
spiral cut ham $1.29 per pound

OP confirmed for idiot

>>18749111
how many times do i have to explain im not doing it to save money? trust me i know why i do the things i do, i just need the method
please stop questioning me and just tell me how you do it

>>18749111
So you admit yo eat worse than a fucking toxoplasmosis vector. Lmao. Lol even. Get a life fag.

>>18749113
how many times do I have to tell you That you CAN'T.

>>18749114
pic related

>>18749118
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "CANT"

TELL ME HOW!

>>18749061
actually I do know a way

but since I think I know what you are up to, I will NOT tell you.

>>18749122
no you can't.

>>18749130
yes you can TELL ME HOW!!

>>18749132
no you can't

>>18749124
> I think I know what you are up to
What would that be?

>>18749118
This is your brain on toxoplasmosis

>>18749139
meme disease

well i might as well just bite the ball and give it a go
might make a thread when i decide to fry some up and tell you all how it tastes

Heat the cat food, 1 tbsp teriyaki sauce (per can used) and some garlic powder in a skillet over medium heat. Cook and stir the for about 5 minutes. (Let it cook longer if you want it crispy) Then you can serve it over rice or pair it with vegetables.

>>18749171
finally a solid answer i can follow
thank you anon, ill let you know how it ends up

I had a dream the other night that my roommate asked me for a can and then he started using it like a chip dip.
Though I believe he was eating the beef version, not the chicken.

>>18749175
like shit.

>>18749061
I gag every time I open a can of cat food and you want to fucking eat it?

Why can nobody ever answer what is wrong with catfaggots.

>>18749217
Toxo. Don't let catfags try to brush it off as a meme

>>18749217
>why won't anyone tell me how to cook cat food for a person to eat
>HURR TOXOPLASMOSIS DURR
No one is helping you because no one here eats, or has the desire to eat, cat food. Wet cat food is boiled meat scraps and meat jelly that smells like rusting metal. It couldn't be less appetizing and it has never occurred to me once that it might be suitable for human consumption in any capacity.

>>18749196
If I was going to eat any pet food I would only consider kibble and it tastes pretty bad. I can only imagine how horrible wet food tastes.

>>18749061
salt + pepper

>>18749466
>it has never occurred to me once that it might be suitable for human consumption in any capacity.
It's occurred to me a couple times.
But more in a "how long could I survive the apocalypse" kind of way.

>>18749522
would you eat spiders, bugs and rats as well?

>>18749524
Let's not go into what order we'd start eating things just to survive.
This thread will go from bad to worse really quick.

>>18749545
I'd try rat meat if I knew where it was sourced from, apparently it tastes kinda like chicken
ground up rat meat for some rat burgers? Sign me the fuck up

>>18749061
Have any of you tried this?
is it any good?

>>18749571
>is it any good?
only if you are a cat or a schizophrenic

>>18749572
good to know
will be trying some soon

>>18749061
If this is for a joke I salute you
If this is for some fetish furfag thing you should kill yourself