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Not like this, Hootersbros.

>> No.18747211

>>18747201
Maybe it's because their food is shit and all the hot girls work at twin peaks?

>> No.18747217

You did it 4chan. You convinced an entire generation that small boobs are better. I don't know how you did it, but you sure tried and it stuck.

>> No.18747221

>>18747201
good. that trash "90s american pornstar" look is so garbage.

>> No.18747226

>>18747217
>You convinced an entire generation that small boobs are better.
That's not what happened and I'm surprised anyone could be ignorant enough to think it.
Millennials and zoomers are now obsessed with shitters. They like huge, cellulite-ridden buttocks. They like to lick anus. Tits take a back seat to the obsession with the backside.

>> No.18747229

>femboy hooters is real

we did it!

>> No.18747231

>>18747201
this is unironically pathetic. modern """men""" are so emasculated that simply even being seen at a restaurant with skimpily dressed women makes them self-conscious. nevermind that they spend all their private time watching the most debauched porn

>> No.18747236

>>18747229
COME ON DOWN
TO THE BUSSY BARN

>> No.18747238

>>18747226
>Rebranding into Pooters
Yes, YES

>> No.18747248

>>18747201
With the rampant rise in homosexuality and transgenderism, hooters workers will be replaced by flat-chested 12 year olds because every blue checkmark is a pedo.

>> No.18747253

>>18747201
what an asinine headline

it's because people have no reason to go to a restauraunt, pay sticker prices for chicken strips, tenders, and hamburgers when the entire novelty is that you are there to look at the female co-ed's college students tits implicitly (but explicitly). It's a gimmick that's time has come and gone

why would you ever go with friends to hooters

>> No.18747257

>>18747201
If their business isnt doing well its not because we dont like boobs its just that we'd rather buy better food if we can afford to eat out, a number of people would rather get food doordashed, and a lot of people cant afford to eat out

>> No.18747262

Is there really a shortage of just regular restaurants that have mildly hot waiters? it's not hard to find a restaurant that has a bartender with nice tits. why go to hooters, gawk at tits, and eat shitty food when i can go to some other restaurant, gawk at tits, and eat nice food? Or just go to a strip club and get rid of all the prevaricating, it's not like hooters being a restaurant is a good enough excuse to take the family there or something.

>> No.18747270

>>18747238
This. So much this. I can't even, take my money! Yasssss queeeeeeennnnn!

>> No.18747274

>go to hooters impromptu with group of weird biker friends
>immediately disgusted by the crowd there
>go out for smoke break
>get on my bike and never text them again
Anyone that eats at sfw strip clubs should be shot

>> No.18747276

>>18747257
grow your balls back and support breastaurants

>> No.18747292

>>18747201
Hooters is a con anyway. Most don't even have huge tits

>> No.18747293
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18747293

why go to hooters and gawk at fake tits when I can go to the local mom and pop to flirt with the real deal

>> No.18747306

>>18747201
pooters? ive always been an ass man anyways

>> No.18747307

>>18747201
Most guys under the age of 30 are faggots now. It's all about anal for them. That's what happens when you've got a massive spike in virgins who are so desperate for sex that they're willing to go "prison gay" or take hormones, pretend to be a woman then date a guy or another dysphoric failure. The younger generations are full of this shit.

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18747315

>>18747211
Fpbp

>> No.18747317

>>18747238
Kek

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>>18747238

>> No.18747324

>>18747293
stalking and creepshotting is not flirting, anon.

>> No.18747329

>>18747315
oh shit now i have to go buy some brie