/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18740239
Hot n spicy 'zits

why are itoddlers like this

>>18740239
Love poppin a couple zits in my mouth

>>18740239
>no extra toasty

no buy

>grooves are ok. haven't had them in years
>snaps get stuck in my teeth, so not worth getting
>normals are great, though

How do I stop myself from eating the whole box in one sitting?

>>18740421
Halfway through the box, go to sleep

Used to love the hot and spicy ones, but I got fuckin old and now they destroy my esophagus. So, gotta just go with the classic here, but I'll grab the bacon and cheddar if I see it.

>>18740302
they're cut off in the bottom right corner my patrician friend

>>18740239
>take a serving of zits
>a serving of peanut butter on a plate
>dip the zits in the PB
best lunch in the world. very filling and relatively low-cal for a lunch

>>18740239
One time when I was sick as a kid I ate an entire bag of 'zits and puked them all up later at night. It was chunky and bright orange.

>>18740239
pepperjack, just a tiny singe of heat

>>18740239
Hot & Spicy with Buffalo being a close second
stuff is like crack and i eat an entire box in one sitting

listen entry level is having a fav box. the real deal level though is making your own mixes.

>>18740239
cheddar jack was always my favorite then the flavoring started fucking me up, so I go with sharp cheddar grooves

Extra toasty is the best, white cheddar is good occasionally.
God tier is making them yourself, as toasty as you want:
https://heartscontentfarmhouse.com/discard-sourdough-cheddar-crackers/

>tfw in Canada the only way we can get extra toasty is to buy them in the family size
I CANT MAINTAIN THIS LIFESTYLE IT'S DESTROYING ME

>>18741166
there's a trick you can do:
instead of opening the box and eating all the 'zits, you can actually eat only some of them and then use something called a "chip clip" to close up the bag and put it back in the box for later eating. i just learned it the other day

>>18740239
Hot cheddar (or white cheddar) Grooves, or snack mix.

>>18740239
>>18740243
I wish they made the Tabasco in Extra Toasty.

>>18740542
ok fatty

>>18740239
This shit is addicting
1/2 cup Vegetable oil
1 packet Ranch seasoning mix
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon dried dill
1 box Cheez-its, (I like the White Cheddar)

Mix oil, Ranch mix, garlic powder, and dill in a large bowl.
Mix in Cheez-its and let sit 10 minutes.
Preheat oven to 250 degrees.
Spread Cheez-its out on a baking sheet and place in oven for 20 minutes, stirring halfway through.

>>18742016
>1/2 cup Vegetable oil
stopped reading there

>>18740239
I stopped eating cheezits when I realized they were just bread

>>18742063
Well I copy and pasted I use olive oil

>>18740247
Fuck 'ples, we're talking about 'zits, brother /cuck/

>>18740595
Did your parent(s)/guardian(s) have anything to say about that?

>>18740239

I prefer store brand cheese crackers

>>18740243
fpbp

>>18740239

>>18740239
I love the original, used to be a bigger box and way cheaper
Now they don't taste the same
never buy them anymore

It’s gotta be the cheez-it snap’d for me.

>>18742295
This isn't a goldfish thread

>>18742115
Yeah they beat the shit out of me because it was the last box of zits at the food bank

Even at 4:50am in the morning I wouldn't go for that shit even if free, what are you shady fucks trying to push?

>>18740239
I miss pepperjack and the duoz Jalapeno one. I don't know why my local store cut back on those ones.

>>18740349
>>normals are great, though
This statement has NEVER BEFORE been made on 4chan.
I checked all the archives.
Amazin'!

>>18742063
>>18742109
both palm and my go to, coconut work well for this as well.
Olive in a pinch, but may impart a somewhat "grassy" or "olive-y" flavor.
These days coconut oil can even be found at Dollar trees, or pound-shops.
For the lazier /ck/ denizens: a regular box of 'zits thrown onto a sheet tray and into a 325°F oven works just fine---you have to watch 'em though; the line between extra toasty and burnt/inedible is rather fine.
I don't know how the flavor powder ones would do.

>>18742466
Looks weird odd to me, my girlfriend would have to check it out as well before either of us would touch it. Purple food isn't in the norm except for freak zone weirdos.

>>18741644
We're not ready

>>18740239
this is pretty much my kind of snack, but if amazon isnt jewish enough to locally stock it in yurop that already tells me all i need to know.
and while they might rebrand i doubt they wouldnt show at a quick glance.

>>18742306
Try the extra toasty, they are closer to the cheese it’s of our childhood fellow gen-x.

>>18740239
cheez-its are pretty lame and I haven't bought any in probably over a year, but very rarely I'll get a craving for these in particular

I removed high carb snacks from diet but I loved the hot spicy ones. Especially more so because my entire family is pussies and don't like anything hot so they'd never fucking touch them and I'd always get the whole box to myself

>>18740239
I'm sorry, the only version of the White Cheddar in this picture is... rEdUcEd FaT and gRoOvEs?
Dafuq...
Where is my normal White Cheddar?

>John Travolta looking around and shrugging dot jpg

>>18742295
Based.

>>18740239
Anyone try the new puffed ones?

>>18740243
even since they stopped making them with Tabasco they're just nasty now

goyslop thread #21273

>>18740239
Any of the ones with powder flavoring on them are garbage. Extra toasty or bust.

>>18740239
none of them cause they're six fucking dollars a box

>>18740239
These were my favorite thing to stock when I worked grocery night stock. Super satisfying.

Pass. Give me the 'nips, please and thank you

>>18743949
What should we be eating, then, Mr. So-Called Ubermensch?