/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18708328

>>18713315
unfathomable

>>18713265
I always watch this webm with TUNAK TUNAK TUN in the background

What if you fall inside

>>18713315
I wonder if this man knows how famous he is.

>>18713411
So much for my lunch

>>18713265
what happens if they fall in the hole?

>>18713713
Is the schleam repurposed for later batches?

>>18713736
They have to start the whole thing over again

>>18713265
What happens if someone falls in the oven?

>>18713411
Me in the Middle

>>18713478
You become the oven troll and spend eternity in the oven unless you can lure another soul in to take your place.

>>18713713
this is demonic

>>18713598
And? What a waste of time.

>>18713713
So that's how pizza is made.

>>18713736
>>18713765
Probably just burn to death. I don't see any other way. Even if you started screaming, I'd bet very little of it would make it out of that domed exit + the other guys being too busy to notice + kitchen noises. I'm sure they're very good at their job but all it takes is one bad slip.

>>18713713
That's a shit ton of sauce, and not nearly enough cheese.

>>18713811
>>18713765
>>18713736
>>18713478
You get to keep all the bread and eat and also eat whoever fell in. It's a win for everybody except the dumbass who fell in.

>>18713747
The dough probably is, and maybe the tomato sauce, but the cheese isn't judging from the vid (and cannot physically be unless it's velveeta shit), and I don't see how the veg could be either if it comes into the feed separate, is then mixed, and then falls through. So at that level of waste, with cheese being easily the most expensive, I don't know what they do with it.

>>18713967
>>18713901
Oh is that actually pizza? I was taking the piss. I thought it was something getting coated in chocolate and coconut and something else

>>18713265

>>18713967
>I don't know what they do with it.
Maybe pig or cattle feed.

>>18713985
Shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking buzzwords. Fuckin /pol/ has rotted this website from the inside out.

>>18713747
Its shleem you uncultured gromflomite.

>>18714040
/pol/ is this website. Dont like it? Go back to fagland.

>>18713736
smoked pork flavor bread obviously

I've been binge watching a lot of Indian and Pakistani street food videos lately

>>18714069
Retard

>>18714069
based and true.

>>18713713
I'm sure it has it's ass pains like any job, but designing and planning out these production lines must be so satisfying. Every step is like a physical puzzle that you have to chain into the next step at a five nines success rate, I wonder how you get into the industry.

>>18714082
Holy shit that looks horrid. It's 99% bread.

>>18713315
Last move is that a eggflex or is he going to boil them?

>>18714333
You just KNOW she does anal

>>18714333
congrats, i'm angry

>>18714189
Usually an industrial engineering/industrial design degree along with internships

>>18714082
that's actually worse than the satanic pizza manufacturing video

>>18714505
I'm sure he does

>>18713315
what country is this from anyway?

>>18714082
Damn, sirs know how to eat. That looks delicious.

>>18714082
I noticed these vendors favour alot of busy work. Like they look busy and fast, but only because they make unnecessary movements and touch the food too much. They're also wasteful with ingredients.

>>18714505
since "she" doesn't have a vageen, yeh.

>>18713478
Hansel and Gretel go free?

>>18713478
you dont
>but what if you do tho?
skill issue

>>18713736
The prerequisites for the job are being 6 feet tall so you can reach the opening, being able to do a pull up (sorry americans with your presidential fitness test), and hands so calloused you don't pussy out from touching the clay.

>>18714732
>>18714789
ok chuds

>>18713736
>>18713765
There's no fire when they're loading it.

This is a long shot, but does anyone have the webm of the chinese dudes cooking an entire crispy pork in a mountain estate? I recall him washing the intestines in the river and roasting the pig over a large campfire with his friends/family watching before cutting into it.

>>18714992
Average male's height in Kazakhstan is 5'3 though so they'd have to be outliers. Hope they're paid well. In the land of manlets, the 6ft baker is king.

>>18714082
Are you a masochist or something? I'd get E.Coli by watching more than the designated /ck/ webms.

>>18713411
>3rd webm, not even food related
this board sucks

>>18713598
interesting
wonder what hes gonna make with that, typically you grill or bake your chook with the spook

>>18713315
>filename
holy kek good one

>>18714333
i dont get the problem.... she meant to order a smaller size, said it fine, and had her drink? am i supposed to relate? women who work in cafes always find issue with the most mundane of things, its like theres some secret code or list for things youre supposed to get offended by when you start working in one of those places
i remember seeing a vid where a chick complained that a man came into her place and ordered coffee in the morning... and she had to... make it for him
its like they get to work and then expect to not work

>>18715636
>she
>her
lmao

>>18715637
id ask your point but i dont think i care, its probably lunacy

>>18715640
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>18714333

Would

>>18715654
yeah i
i figured its gonna be crazy
thanks
you can return to your room now the nice nurse will be with you shortly

>>18714333

Mega cutie

>>18715654

>going this mental over a girl with ahort hair.

>>18715740
girls don't have penises though

>>18715851
do you ever think youre a bit... how do i put this... obsessed?

>>18713265
Many people die each year because they do this retarded shit just because it's culture.
>the oven is badly cracked
>let's spray water on it
>let's hang off the edge headfirst

>>18715861
there is nothing uglier in a person than passive aggressiveness

>>18714333
conan looks hot.

>>18715851
I love that your brain has been so addled that any tomboyish girl you see you must convince yourself it's a man.

>>18714082

>>18713315
Not the full webm

>>18713489
he's dead

>>18715894
>0:09
too much sauce
>0:14
way too much sauce
>0:15
stop!
>0:18
fucking stooooop!
>0:24
really? More sauce?
>0:25
STOOOOOOOP!
>0:30
you're putting sauce on the outside of the sandwich?!

>>18713901
sauce>cheese
fuck you american pig

>>18715959
>no endless chunky pb tap

>>18713598
>those uneven cuts
>miss the previous incision and end up with a misaligned score
>meat is completely mangled
I know Im not great with meat, but what the fuck is that

>>18714069
fuck off back to whatever subreddit you crawled out from and stay there, niggerfaggot

>>18715904
not a bad concept, plating method extremely retarded

good morning I hate americans

>>18716109
looks like a ugandan sitcom

>>18713265
Where's the cheese, mfkrs

>>18716113
Can I get a kiss with that latte haha

>>18715954
THIS NIGGA EATIN BEENZ

>>18716113
is she purposefully pretending to be retarded? does she think its cute or charming? or is this some kinda passive aggressive act
are we meant to agree with her? find it relatable?

>>18714189
I bet you play Factorio.

>>18715630
I don't know why this webm infuriates me so, but it does.

>>18713771
This

>>18716122
TEEN'S CART WAS OVERTURNED ALLEGEDLY BY CIVIC OFFICIALS
The republican usurpers FEAR the power of the egg monarchy.

>>18715959
Everything looked better without the added kilogram of peanut butter

>>18715894
Noice

>>18716145
Egg-based neofeudalism is the way forward.

>>18716139
after a day of seeing it posted 100 times on every board I just filtered the image MD5 and I never have to see it again

>>18715954
The brap bar

>>18716189

>>18713478
you win an immortal legacy on /gif/

>>18716192
What a creepy old guy

>>18716197
She should be serving the baked beans that way

>>18716137
I keep meaning to try it properly, I liked the demo but didn't get in too deep.

>>18716197
>No, I said I want SCHLITZ BEER

>>18716250
Hypnotic.

>>18716061
If you're only making shish taouk or popcorn chicken, the shape of the cuts does not matter.

>>18715941
The original and the best. The director's cut adds interesting detail, but at the cost of vital pacing.

>>18714333
I want to cuddle and impregnate her.

>>18714333
broke the 180 degree camera rule.

>>18716181
thanks, I'll be resetting the MD5/recoding it.

>>18715861
>no foam cappuccino

>>18716295
The cut is confusing, but the characters stay on the same side. The skit is that the barista drinks half the customer's drink to turn it into a small.

>>18716250
>this is what happens in cheese slaughterhouses

How can you guys eat cheese slices and not feel guilty?

>>18716197
I need it so bad

>>18713765
It becomes Tel Aviv bread

>>18716131
You're supposed to find it cute and relatable, but she's a lesbian so it's mostly just other lesbians who see it like that. From what I understand, it being off-putting to others is part of the appeal pr something.

>>18716192
ugh that looks gross
guy's also creepy

>>18716206
>>18716624
Heard you the first time, dood is also extremely friendly, just look at his interviews and lessons with Worth It

>>18716634

>>18716638
I also own MSPaint

>>18716192
Mmm salmonella

>>18716645
Then go turn your IQ test result into two digits LMAO

>>18716139
>>18716181
Are you guys incels? I suspect that people who hate this video are genuine incels. I'm not even passing judgement on you, just genuinely curious.

>>18714082
he's touching things with the poop hand

>>18714505
>>18716294
>assuming gender identity
niggas it's 2023

>>18716698
Nah I fuck whores. Just hate women simple as

>>18716733
>I fuck whores
>Not an incel
Anon...

>>18715894
>that faggoty finger rub sprinkle
If you do this, don't bother locking your doors. I'm already on my way over.

>>18713411
It's always disturbing to see the front guy drop into his own body like that. It's like a turtle or something.

>>18713478
Watch The Ring 1 & 2

>>18716646
t. american

>>18715871
Great post.

>>18715992
Why are Americans so cringe? Holy shit.

>>18716131
>is she purposefully pretending to be retarded?
Are you?

>>18715956
Is this the Simpson's Hit and Run? I played this game years ago as a child. Good nostalgia anon

>>18715904
That's basically just a really retarded scotch egg.

>>18715959
Why is the peanut butter so thin? It's like water.

>>18716646
Do americans really get salmonella from raw eggs or is it just a meme?

>>18714040
The fuck are you talking about, using waste food products as animal feed is completely standard, what the fuck is /pol/ about that?

>>18716733
You fuck no one and you'll never be loved, faggot

>>18715180
Take a second look

>>18717076
cattle feed
AKA goy slop
and now you know who keeps posting that every thread

>>18716350
A Kraft Single killed my grandfather. I watch them being cut with nothing but satisfaction in my soul.

>>18715904
>tonkatsu with sloppy eggs
Why did he do it

>>18713736
>>18713765
It would be extremely painful.
>you're a big guy

>>18717203
4u

>>18716072
Is pumpkin actually edible? I thought it was just for Halloween decorations

>>18716113
how does she keep fucking up her own orders

>>18715861
>orders a cappuccino
>receives a latte
>asks for no foam
nothing about this webm makes sense.

>>18717428
kek

>>18716848
why are nonamericans so gay lmao

>>18717432
I used to work at tenbux... we'd get at least a dozen no-foam cappuccinos in a day... but yeah, that was definitely a latte, and it was dealt with exactly how I'd deal with it now.

>>18717042
Just a meme. I eat Kogel mogel all the time

>>18716108
The Leidenfrost effect cooks the egg

>>18716113
>>18716616
I love lesbos so much it's unreal. By far the best variant of woman.

>>18716295
Not to mention she wears exactly the same clothing and hair for both characters, adding to the confusion. Its not great filmmaking.

>>18717027
uncut peanut butter does that when warm if the grind is fine enough. So do hazelnuts.

>>18717076
Low IQ Family Guy enjoyer
>>18717096
High IQ Ricky and Morty connoisseur

>>18716139
You haven’t heard it with sound. She’s much more humble with audio.

>>18713411
>Drop down
>Instantly become a sofa

>>18715959
>drown the whole plate in peanut butter for the "WOWZA" shit
>after the cut the plate suddenly has much less PB
You know that bitch was seething getting PB on her finger like that.

>>18714082

>>18715959
I hoped such a meme place would've gone out of business by now, but nope...

>>18716112
but she is german

>>18716192
He makes mad bank off those omurice, but I can’t help but feel bad for him in a way. I watched some kind of YouTube vid where a guy goes there and asks the chef what his top dish was, and he recommended the beef tongue stew, which apparently was money. He put a lot of work into it, and it showed.
Obviously he really pushed the omurice, which is his bread and butter, but I couldn’t help but feel like he came across as wanting to be something more than just the omurice guy. That’s the price to pay for fame I guess.

>>18714740
India I think

>>18713315
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>18713265
What happens if he falls inside?

>>18718827
I thought it closed after lockdowns hey

>>18718898
it would be very painful

>>18717416
You can make soups and desserts from it.

posting a /ck/ classic

>>18716112
german show about fat germans.

>>18713411
he looks like he just sinks into himself

>>18716250
Fuck that cheese grabber hand was accurate as fuck.

>>18716646
>>18716192
The heat of the rice cooks the egg.

I'm looking for two webms please sirs.
Chinese plastic food video
Brazilian pizza maestro
Here's some in return

>>18719477
>delightful crunch"
Crickets are dry as fuck and not fun to eat
Bits of their everything get stuck in your teeth with every bite

>>18717416
Pumpkin soup is fucking delicious. Roast pumpkin has a weird texture to it though and I don't like it

>>18719503
Oh wow was this all Chinese food? I seem to have been misinformed

>>18719523
>saving deliberately wrong 5 minute craft clickbait

>>18719523
Wtf are the americans eating?
Is this why they call it goyslop?

>>18719523
>hey what's that Chinese video
>posts video but america
so you knew the video, but posted the greentext meme one.
good one xong

>>18719542
Yes
>>18719581
Americans are filth
>>18719600
Not Chinese, just retarded. So I'm marginally better than the bugs

>>18713736
You are supposed to fall into the furnace to keep the fire alive. If you are a good worker, the council of bakers will welcome you and will allow you to bring someone else to take your place, but it needs to be done quickly.

>>18719523
>glue to bind meat scraps
post this shit on facebook and see how many retards actually believe it

>>18719629
That's like the one legit thing in the video.

>>18719657
It does happen, but it's more like a seam in the meat where the grain doesn't make sense, not a chunk of fat like in that video. It basically dissolves the edges of two pieces of meat into each other - more like a meat friction weld than a gluing.

>>18715861
Ew, dyke body. Gross

>>18715908
Nice im gonna try this fuck wasting 8hrs making panntonne when i can do this in an hour.

>>18714333
major FTM vibes. Or the most boyish soft butch I've ever seen.

Also, FUCK THE IDIOT JANNIES. They don't know what the word pornography means.

>>18716109
Kino

>>18716192
>take french omelette
>perfect it
Why do japanese keep improving western culture? What's their endgoal?

>>18719791
The fuck was that last lady doing?

>>18714333
I think this girl is the 2nd ranked barista in the world standings

>>18719820
Trying to get the sandwich the bird stole.

>>18719842
lmao holy shit that's 100% Eckroth i didn't realize

>>18719791
>girl tries to go into the store
>immediately leaves before of a seagull
white people are so cringe

>>18719906
>barely legible english
>obsessed with white people
yep, it's shitcel time

>>18719863
I thought that. What's the endgame though, you hand some random co-op employee a bird-pecked sandwich for them to chuck in the bin?

>>18719915
>barely legible english
>obsessed with white people
>yep, it's shitcel time
What kind of food do they buy? T. Whitecel

>>18719915
cry more yt

>>18719971
youtube?

>>18719933
Probably literally that, probably didn't have a plan, just saw a winged rat stealing some shit and tried to retrieve it.

>>18719778
post more diner fights
>ywn be a burger who is able to experience the denny's/waffle house/burger king/mdicks midnight fight club

>>18713598
This is inhumane.

>>18720315
so much cope

>>18716781
>people are mad about salt control
Amazing

>>18719937
same feminine energy desu

>>18716112
>Pures Leben
Scripted Reality bullshit made for the bottom of the barrell tv consumers. Complete and utter fake over the top trash. That person is pretty fat though.

>>18719232
Not enough dish soap i guess, also why the fuck would they feed the hired help the same shit all the guests are eating? More so if they're going to be literal ungrateful niggers.

>>18715908
>upside-down pinapple cake
>pineapple cake
I always though it was universally called Pineapple Upside-Down Cake. Why are these shitty other esl names?

>>18717416
Yeah, the carving pumpkins have a thinner inner wall for easy carving. The ones he has in the vid have a thicker wall used for soups and pies because you get more meat from the pumpkin. I believe they are called "Sugar Pie" pumpkins or something.

>>18719232
what a racist nigger, but if you are to feed the help and get a free meal it would be very niggerly to bash it. So this checks out.

>>18719971
>;( they called me nig nog

>>18720315
Just eat normal chicken, you fucking freak.
Or don't try to make fake meat, just be proud of only eating veggies.
You made your choice to have this shitty obsession, now live with it.

>>18716192
I don't know what the fuck that is but it's disgusting and I don't want it anywhere near my mouth.
It's the food equivalent of negro dicks.

>>18720468
>american doesn't recognize rice and eggs and immediately starts thinking of naked black men

>>18715630
all I remembered from this webm was that she was hot, but she really isn't

>>18719937
nips ahoy

>>18716698
I'm a wizard and it doesn't bother me or strike me as interesting. Maybe it would have in my 20s.

>>18713598
>completely ruining the meat
Fuck this guy for wasting food like this.

>>18719937
I believe everything she eats goes straight to her teats

>>18715904
That is fucking vile. You could've just made a nice steak with an egg salad instead of this monstrosity. Also what is it with those dumb tik tok or whatever videos that always deep fry shit? Is it the go to cooking method for zoomers?

>>18715959
That must be so fucking sweet.

>>18715966
This has got to be one of the most mireable things i've ever seen someone make.

>>18719937
Ok who is this

>>18719937
>Playback speed: 0.25

>>18715894
The Raj should have mass sterilized them all

>>18716109
the negress tries to attract a male with her strutting and the traditional gift of hard boiled egg hat

>>18720493
>Assuming I'm a fucking yank
Must be a fucking american who's projecting their perception of the world being obsessed with them.

>>18718499
poor Xi that blini must be dreadful

>>18719906
nah she walked past a second earlier
she was aiding and abetting

>>18719778
Is it weird that i want this fat ass bitch to dominate me by inserting large objects into my anus and slamming her enormous milkers at my face almost knocking me out while chocking me?

>>18720526
looks fine to me

>>18716189

>>18719778
This is exactly what having an abusive fat girlfriend is like but god forbid I take a swing at her.

>>18715861
>>18714333
>>18716113

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul1n-TQWvR8

Why don't you make it like your life depends on it.

>>18720853
that ended so much worse than i expected

>>18720853

>>18720343
Jazz is back on the menu boys!

>>18719937
Udderly Ridiculous

>>18713713
Imagine being Italian and watching this.

>>18714333
I hate women so fucking much.

>>18720498
i would though

>>18715861
the cappuccino looks cute with that latte art but there is barely any foam on that """cappuccino""".

>>18720943
Don't worry, we hate you too

>>18720921
Imagine eating Jazz
I'd be worried about all the growth hormones and shit they've been on

>>18721007
Prove you're a woman and not some tranny or faggot

>>18714333
This guy should wear a fake mustache so I can tell the difference between his characters and actually follow what the fuck is going on. Doesn't help that he exclusively makes videos about being a barista or whatever, I've never ordered a coffee in my life.

>>18720343

>>18720935
Feels like this
https://youtu.be/h2ocBnraYhc?t=462

>>18716114
>YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SOUP

>>18720913
damn that looks good

>>18717416
anon no offense but what did you think went into Pumpkin Pie? Or did you legit never have that growing up?
most common uses are in soups or in desserts like the aforementioned pie, though I also know of people making pumpkin raviolis. You can also roast the seeds and eat them they're pretty good (keep in mind they have a shell on them if you're roasting your own from a pumpkin. the shell is edible but you may want to remove it, your choice)

>>18719778
This is why I don't pick fights with my girlfriend... and why I go to the gym at least three days a week preparing for the day she picks a fight with me.

>>18720853
If those Spam rings were given a quick blast under the broiler or something, I could jive... but I'm mostly just weirded out that he used spam at all with this.

>>18721312
Pepitas are tits! Finished off with some salted garlic butter - makes me want to orphan a pumpkin right now.

The insides cam be somewhat firm in some younger specimens of some varieties, but they wind up having a texture like mangled spaghetti squash as they grow - Acorn squash are cheaper here, so I usually use them, with yam as filler/binder as necessary (as in pies).

>>18719778
>tfw no pure str build shortstack gf
>>18720026
Just don't go at night or in a bad neighborhood

>>18721439
or to a fried chicken restaurant during a chicken shortage...
>"Can we get Popeyes tonight?"
>"Absolutely not."
>"Ok... why?"
>We drive past a Popeye's mid-riot
>... "Ok. Sushi it is."
>t. Canadian.

>>18719232
they can taste the food just fine, but that's a problem to them. if they can actually taste the fresh ingredients a meal is made from, it's a problem. it's what happens when all of your food is prepared like vidrel.

>>18721462
How's chicky up north? Down here it's so pricey idk why anyone even goes to a fast food place. Grocery store chicken is just as good and cheaper. That and i eat it like once a year because i feel fried chicken kill me harder than any other fried food

>>18721474
holy fuckin shit i guarantee that tastes like vomit

>>18721474
Looks alright except for the Sunny D base
>t. Whitey.

>>18721491
Despite being a Canadian Canadian, I really haven't been in a while. It's expensive enough at the grocery store, and I find my fried chicken's better than the chains anyway.

Think they'll deport me when they find I've been using my innate bass skills for tech-death?

>>18721508
at that point you wouldn't taste the shrimp or sausage. the only flavor would be the brine it's boiled in. the corn would be even worse because of the amount of crevasses the brine will get stuck in.

>>18721535
It's gumbo-like. The sum is the whole of the parts. It do look like a shittonne of salt tho.

>>18719937
>>18720607
Yani the Body, for the coomers

>>18719810
It's not really a good thing. Koreans/Japs have cultural penis envy and try their damnedest to distinguish themselves by improving on things the west introduced to them. It's the same idea behind kpop and anime, they're just built on top of what we already had here (boy bands and cartoons)

>>18719820
She took it personal that a bird took a sammich. Or wanted to grab it and open it for him. We will never know!

>>18715630

>>18721474

>>18716072
>>18714086
>>18714040
>>18717096
>urgh FREAKING REDDIT!!!!
Shut the fuck up niggerlover

>>18716763
>>18717077
>WHY IS SEX SO HARD FOR ME TO HAAAAAAVEEE??????????
die niggers

>>18715966
grim

>>18717027
If it's anything like those chocolate fountains in buffets, they might be diluting it with vegetable oil.

>>18719937
standard nig just buys cookies and chips. im sure she just didnt see the chicken.

>>18721474
I've seen calculations in similar "recipes" and sometimes it ends up with easily 1kg of salt. It's insanity.

>>18718954
he's a big guy

>>18713713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

>>18721474
This has to be a joke right? RIGHT?

>>18719791
The person recording trained the seagull to steal for for them.

>>18716192
looks like those weird growths trannys get that when cut open, is full of hair and puss

>>18716108
unusually, the heat of the pan cooks the egg in this one.
not pictured: hot rice hidden under the wok

>>18721202
Imagine the sad life somebody has to make this. Seek help.

>>18720307
>implying putting a chili next to some meat does anything

>>18715630
Jesus I just found out she’s 22, this bitch looks 30

>>18722011
What a treat

>>18722006
>>18722011
Once this faggot starts posting, I know the thread is dead. Good run ya’ll.

>>18721474
Look you know what, at least this guy is using fresh ingredients and he's not skimping out on seasoning.

t. watched too many restaurant nightmare shows

>>18713780
you make a roulard by doing that, stuff it with a heap of different types of stuffings, roll it and tie it off, sear in a pan and oven to finish

>>18721474
>Wipipo don seasun dey food

>>18713978
We should have let the brits bash those americans fucks, US was a mistake

>>18715992
carl's jr always has the worst presenting burgers when you actually buy them, just a slop of hamburger ingredients.

>>18722710
Fool. The guy in the first webm is the thread killer. The 2nd is unrelated and nothing wrong with it , you may aswell be bitching at the egg guy

>>18720315
what's wrong with non-retarded vegetarian recipes?

>>18720315
fuck, that is indeed vegan

>>18723154
so have vegans genuinely never seen food up close or eaten it? i noticed whenever they try to copy meat it only extends to the outermost layer, which is easy to do with stuff thats fried or breaded
they focus on apperances more than taste, even when they make something that might taste good they try to pass it off as meat
like whenever they make something actually tasty like say,fried banana or something... thats p good, but they feel the need to call it "vegan bacon"or something. whats wrong with fried banana or chips or something? sell it for what it is and youd get way more interest than trying to pass it off as a food its not, but it seems like vegans have meat on the brain 24/7 more often than carnivores do its kinda odd
its like its a fashion statement more than a diet

>>18721780
tiktok is just drama club for chicks who would manage to get bullied in drama club

>>18716763
>anon fuckd
>therefor hes.... involuntarily celibate?
do e-kids even know what words mean anymore, or does every word eventually devolve into another varient of "guy i dont like online"

>>18723324
Sometimes you just need something satisfying. Real meat/the taste of suffering/whateva might turn them off, but I think we're all kind of hardwired to enjoy chewy protein with some maillaird browning on the surface, especially if it can involve a layer of fat and carbs (like dredged wings or beef wellington).

Every now and then - when I'm sick of the price of meat, or I remember that I've got tofu slowly going bad in the fridge - I'll marinate up some firm tofu in something salty, and somewhat acidic with a lot of ooh-mammi (soya, garlic, onion, bit of tomato, mushroom-oyster sauce), let it dry a little bit, slice it up, dredge in flour, cornstarch, salt and a tiny bit of baking soda, and make me some tofu nuggets. You'd be hard pressed convincing children that it's chicken, but somehow it's hard to convince vegans that it's not.

>>18720935
>>18721055
>>18722538
>imagine imagine imagine
Imagine my nuts draped across your face you actual faggot. Stop saying this word.

>>18723481
Oh you Neo-Dresden Powerbottoms, no imagination.

>>18713736
It's hard to tell how deep the oven is. If it's at human-jump height, you'll very likely survive with some medium/minor burns

If it's deeper they are simply retarded monkey, building a thin or multiple thin logs that cross the oven doesn't change the heat distribution and it also allow to avoid falling on direct flame

>>18713736
Why would they? They don't normally do that, it's just for show because they're being filmed. Everything you see has been cherry picked for you to see.

>>18715992
Murricans please

>>18723753
You didn't say FUCK YEAH!

>>18719778
>white guy: oh my goodness me!
>black guys: WORLDSTAR!

>>18723867
I think Arsenio's choking, perhaps on the tip of a penis.

>>18719778
Is that lipstick smeared across the entire lower half of her face, or did homiesmurf pop her one?

>>18720026
I saw some in a aussie maccers carpark a bunch of times cunta fucked and the foods shit
>>18720749
>>18721351
>>18720710
>>18721439
>>18723867
>>18723875
Having a short stack strong mommy gf is heavenly. She can also cook
God i need a big breeder gf

>>18722538
Sure as hell brightened my sad life.

>>18723911
The lack of health problems is surprising... the fucking attitude though. "Why don't you want to come to the club with me?" "Because I wind up as a target. We both know you go out to flirt with dudes and then smack them around while security watches. Why do you want to drag me into this?"
"Because it's fun!"
"..."
"I'll cry."
"Fine, I'll get my coat... watch my body language - if it's whispering into a guy's ear that you're literally just looking for reasons to have me pick a fight with him so you can kick his ass, it's time to go."

>>18723948
Nope... I'll eat just about anything, but brain weirds me out. I don't know if it's a phobia of prion diseases or what, but I don't dine on cerebrum.

>>18724027
I've tried a similar recipe to that webm and it was delicious. Very tender and a good base for herbs and fried stuff. I know its 'weird' but think about it, you also eat other organs as the liver or kidneys. They're very nutritious too

>>18724285
They don't weird me out in the same way. Even thalamus, which... is still kind of brain... doesn't make me shudder the same way brain does.

>>18723911
The structural integrity of those leggings is admirable.

>>18715904
I mean all of the components are nice and it's probably quite delicious but it looks like more of a pain in the arse to eat.

>>18724552
Her body shape is a mockery of god's will, and yet I would gladly smash repeatedly until she begged me to make her breakfast. I'd make shitty jokes; she'd laugh. It would be incredible until she went to the club, and fucked a black dude in the handicap stall. I wouldn't find out about this until roughly nine months later.

>>18724585
Anon..

>>18724624
It's ok. I'm sure there would at least be a few hours between breakfast and clubbing.

>>18724585
Smash what? Unless you've got a telescopic dick you might as well be sending humps via smoke signal.

>>18724732
I'm an avid spelunker!

>>18716108
Weeeee!!!