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yule log

>>18723548
Schokostrudel

>>18723548
A yule log cake?

rolled up lidl-tier cake shaped like a tree trunk

>>18723548
It's an M1 Abrams

swiss roll

yule log or christmas log more traditionally (or the original french term that i don't remember)
it is DISTINCTLY NOT a swiss roll nor a roulade

>>18723548
Bûche de Noël, or Yule log if around the undereducated. Burger btw.

>>18723548
cockroach log

>>18723568
It's Bûche de Noël in french wich means exactly Chrsitmas log

>>18723594
it's Bûche des Fêtes if you want to be inclusive or Holiday Log in english.

>>18723548
Larry

buche noel if u nasty

r8 mine (bûche, btw)

tree trunk cake

>>18723667

>Presentation: 7/10
Presentation is pretty nice, I like the leaves and mushrooms, but the cake itself could use some more definition. Right now looks all bark.

>Flavor: 5/10
If only because I don't like chocolate, so any coco yule log will always be pretty mid for me.

>>18723548
Sixx Special

>>18723607
no, it's Bûche de Noël because it predates globomo.

>>18723607
>inclusive
no thanks

>>18723548
bûche

>>18723564
That's a Mauschen

>>18723548
I don't know but I want it

>>18723548
My mom makes this and calls it a pumpkin roll

I know Buche de Noel from Duolingo French

Looks like a log cake

>>18723555
dis shiz rite here, nyigguh

>>18723548
The log crammer

>>18723607
Inclusive of what? There's only one holiday on Christmas Eve.

>>18723548
Bifurcated Swirlog Dessert

>>18723555
/thread

>>18723548
rulltårta

Logroll

>chocolate buttercream actually makes it look like more of a log

Why is the standard version white filling? Does it have something to do with the French and their negrophilia? At least chef John will teach me how to make more than a glorified swiss roll. Melted marshmellows are perfect mushrooms and then I guess you just dump some raspberries on it too. What do you do for the leafy twigs, rosemary?

>>18723548
Swiss Roll XL

LOG
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>>18723548
yule log

rolada

>>18723548
>the one i ordered for Christmas is sitting in the bakery right now and I'm unable to get it because of the upcoming blizzard
Why would anyone live in the midwest.

I've never heard it called anything other than a yule log even if it's a lazy one that's just basically a swiss roll.

>>18723548
The Sixx Special

>>18724231
Homogenous ethnicity

>>18724248
Pfft not anymore. Literally an Indian family accross the street.

>>18723551

Brazo Gitano

The logs were burnt as effigies in place of human sacrifice, the logs represent the bodies, and this cake represents those logs

Another demonic part of XMAS

>>18723792
>spring/summer berries on a winter dessert
i fucking hate the japanese so goddamn much

Hurendurchfall

>>18724985
Oh shit put cranberries on it then? What about the sprigs? Any evergreen? Rosemary?

>>18723548
It's a Yule log

>>18723548
boosh day know L

>>18723548
Rulltårta

>>18723548
Looks like a cake we had in French class once. I forget what they said it's name was tho.

>>18723607
>if you want to be inclusive
non merci

>>18723548
drop-a-log

>>18725207
Don't mind if I do

>>18723607
>it's Bûche des Fêtes if you want to be inclusive
I don't, so it's Bûche de Noël

baton des noire

>>18723548
Buche de Noel

>>18724039
You see Yule Log and the first thing you think of is "race fetish". The absolute state.

>>18724257
newfags have the worst memes

>>18723548
>What is this dessert called?
cake.
giving it any different name is ridiculous since cake sucks.

>>18723548
A swirl cake

I wish they sold it around here

>>18724255
my best friend growing up in Millard, Nebraska was a poo-in-loo
I bet she grew up to be a hot Indian girl but we moved away

>>18723548
Brazo de gitano

>>18723548
Buche de noel, or log cake if that's too french

twinkie

Larry.

>>18723548
Me tangled up with multiple black men

>>18724231
You think things are better anywhere else? Its just suffering, everywhere. Nigger cattle perpetuation, apathetic consumerism, and blind anti-human "progress" ad infinitum.

>>18727894
>I bet she grew up to be a hot Indian girl but we moved away
Indian women are the most disgusting and least sexual women in the world

>>18723548
Chocolate swiss roll

buche de noel

>>18723548
Appears to be an overdressed Ho Ho.

>>18729033
What's yer mum got to do wiff anyfin M8?

>>18723548
Buche de Noël

Or a yule log

>>18728862
sounds like this guy has been taking a few too many yule logs this holiday season, if you know what I mean.

>>18723548
yule log, you saw it on chef jean pierre channel? if so. keep watching

>>18723548
Juul log

>>18723830
Well if it's made a pumpkin flavor and is not presented like a log then it's a pumpkin roll. The basis of both these desserts are just Swiss rolls though

>>18723555
This, it’s a Yule log

>>18724985
based japan representing the southern hemisphere in its media

>>18723548
Buche de Noel.

>>18724985
Half the world cenelrtevate Christmas during summer.

>>18723792
>noel
why are gooks so backwards and intolerant?

is this weird cake thread?

>>18730322
The vast majority of humanity live in the northern hemisphere (6,500,000,000 vs the southern hemisphere's measly 8,000,000).
Saying "half the world" isn't even geographically accurate since most of the planet's landmass is in the northern hemisphere, too (70ish% vs 30%).
There is no objective reality where "half the world" celebrate Christmas in summer unless we're counting the Atlanteans, Lemurians and the lizard people of Fayndshacc, but as none of them have accepted Christ as their Lord and saviour (and, indeed, don't even fucking exist), it's safe to say that you are not only wrong but also supremely gay.