/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18716881
No. I have been a few one star. I nearly went to L'enclume but decided I'd probably enjoy Rogan and co. more, so went there instead.

Why would you want soap suds on your overpriced food?

>>18716881
half expected it to drop on the floor and have them be like
>h-ha that's p-part of the experience anon!

>>18716881
Fyi. The "cloud" is made from distilled mushrooms. So it is in fact a mushroom cloud

>>18716881
I had a delectable Vichyssoise with table side cramming

>The place must be amazing because a tyre company said so

>>18716957
>Why yes I do dine at Applebees how can you tell

Who's poopin right now?

>>18716940
That sounds as bad as it looks

me inside the rolling bar farting into a bubble blower

>>18717015
Mechanical jerk

>>18716976
prairiedoggin' as we speak

>>18716881
Is she using a piece of broken window to serve them?

>>18717085
Yea. Once you reach 3 stars you're not required to use food safe equipment

>>18716881
i view people who pay for this shit in the same way i view people who pay for random paint splatters on a canvas. lol, lmao even.

>>18717015
based

>>18717106
You can at least hope to resell those. This is shit in, shit out, quite literally.

Yeah, between courses they gave us these sugar-encrusted tea leaves. They tasted sorta like Juicy Fruit wrappers.

>>18716881
Seriously, what the actual fuck are the bubbles and why are they being hung over some type of shitty looking likely obscenely overpriced slop?

>>18716881
>That face
Even the server knows this is fucking retarded

>>18716881
love these poorfag bait threads

>>18716881
thread full of tasteless who can't appreciate the delicate art of foam. keep buying happy meals you degenerate children

>>18716881
>>18717354
This is what it is. It's inspired by rain in a forest with the cloud dripping down onto the food like rain and the food is shaped like leaves and twigs etc below

>>18717483
Black trumpet mushroom air cloud?

It looks like soap bubbles over a bowl of turds and sticks

I've been to two three-star michelin restaurants. One was brilliant in terms of food with exceptional service, the other was good, but IMO not three star quality. From what I understand that place was two stars until that year, and went right back to two.

I like these fancy, experimental restaurants. They're fun.

>>18716881
Do they all call each other chef in the kitchen, chef?

Please note, what you're paying for is all that exposure, location, wages, interior fancy decoration. The food itself,.because you haven't had something like this before, you assume it's great?
Emperors new clothes on a plate.

>>18717451
How much would you pay for the deer turds and the soap suds?

>>18717497
The mushrooms are distilled to become a liquid. It intensifies the flavour, and that liquid is turned into a foam with the machine they have

Never ate at one, but my buddy was a chef at a couple pretty high end joints up here in Canada. Taught me a bunch of shit. Made me the best roast beef I ever had too.

>>18717514
This is part of this tasting menu which is €250

>>18716881
What a stupid gimmick.

Only the nouveau riche would enjoy it.

bone apple tea

I've been to the Fat Duck for their Christmas menu. The food was good and the plating was beautiful, but I wouldn't go again. There's better places to spend your money if you only care about the quality of the food.

>>18716881
>>18717547
Looks like shit. If I wanted to eat a bunch of meme food I'd go to that Mexican place in the webm where he just pours an ungodly amount of stuff over some chips. This sort of meme-Michelin is not about great food cooked well like a Michelin starred place should be. It's just about doing quirky stuff for the sake of being quirky and charging a lot of money for it.

>>18717564
Boy does this image sum up the problem with these fucking places. Dude doesn't give a shit about the food or how it's being served, he just wants to sit there filming a shitty movie of the food on his smartphone. Whoever filmed the video is doing the same thing. It's an absolute disgrace to cuisine.

>>18717547
>fir tree dust, ice cream of anise, wormwood
The gayest way to eat the forest.

>>18716992
Unironically this, looks and sounds really neat. Mushrooms taste GOOD.

>>18717567
Did you try the snail porridge or the beach thing listening to sea sounds?

>>18717280
Who says you can't resell it?

i hate it when the wagie comes near my table.

>>18717637
what a steal
she could probably charge 2k for them nowadays

>>18717564
Was that food or some gay ass art

>>18717547
>squab civet and its parfait
"Yes sir, your pigeon shit will be €250 please"

>>18717933
Menu says colourology. You should already want to punch the Executive Chef regardless of whether or not you are dining there.

>>18716957
>tyre
your opinion doesn’t matter

>>18717974
Who are you again? Oh wait.. an absolutely nobody.

>>18717547
>distilled earth and sea anemone
and confusion was my middle name

>>18717670
It's Alinea. Guaranteed to make /ck/ seethe every single time.

>>18716881
Id never waste money on stupid shit like this. these people should be ashamed of themselves, all of them.

>>18718000
Digits wasted on a poorfag

>>18717983
Haven't you heard of surf and turf?

>>18718024
Im euro. So no.

>>18718024
>Megumin
I'd surf her turf, or beach my craft in the muddy soil. Fuck if I care.

>>18717609

Unfortunately both weren't on the Christmas menu. I always wondered where the beach listening scene from Always Be My Maybe came from.

>>18717982
You talk like you pay for a blue checkmark on twitter

>>18716881
Duck, medium-rare, with potatoes and vegetables and an orange-chocolate toffee sauce. It was very good. I was the only one who got something "normal" and I guess the line cook in the back breathed a sigh of relief.

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>>18717564
everyone in this video is a faggot

>>18717386

No and I find the pretentiousness irritating. I much prefer something simple and cleanly done.

>>18717564
this is worse than 9/11

>>18718089
You talk like you listen to those people.

>>18716881
imagine eating at a tire store.

>>18717993
>seethe
Mocking something for looking retarded is not being angry

>>18719378
It being retarded is your opinion. Plenty of people feel otherwise. Chances are you couldn’t afford to dine there anyway.

>>18719449
Mocking something for looking retarded is not being angry

>>18717637
>>18717656
she got pregnant and still tried making videos even though she looked ugly as fuck. cant believe people get married to porn models and have babies with them

>>18717564
I lol'd at the guy who comes up at the end of this and just slams some powdery shit down that covers almost everything up

>>18716881
In Michel Bras restaurant in Laguiole, about 12 years ago.

Cool scenery at the top of a hill in the countryside.
Can't recall what I ate except aligot (which was good, but it's aligot, it got a low ceiling of how good it can be), but i recall the meat was the best I ever tasted.

why do poorfags get so seething over shit they can't afford? it's literally every thread like this. you can't talk about it with them shitting up the thread. go back to your fast food threads, bro, this isn't for you.

>>18719534
"poorfags"
>eat 20$ steak
"richchads"
>eat 20$ steak with 400$ gold foil
alternatively
>eat a sixteenth of a meal for 150$

I've been to French Laundry and Le Bernardin, would have been to a third but it turned out to be closed the day we went despite our reservation being greenlit months in advance.
I was going to take a picture of the menu I kept as a memento but I can't find it. If I do I'll post it. Food was great though, honestly I cried at one point. It was a really simple bite, too. Just a roast cherry tomato done so well it popped in my mouth like a water balloon.

>>18719296
You eat at a gas station, knuckle dragger

>>18717106
Its targeted at women so your gf gets +social points on her friends group for eating there.

>>18719560
The people going to The Little Inn and the people going to Nusr-Et are not the same. Such a sad wagie cope.

>>18719560
>eat a sixteenth of a meal for 150$
multiple course meals like that have existed for at least a century. no one cares you can't afford it. go back to your goyslop containment threads

what do they eat?

>>18719560
>eat 16 individually curated 16ths of a meal for $150
ftfy

>you will eat the cloud
Lol

>>18716881
I eat at Red Lobster several times a year worth every penny 10/10

>>18719449
you're also retarded
and the opinion that anon has about it being retarded is shared by many others
you speak like an actual jew

>>18719682
>claims the other anon is the one eating goyslop
>happily eats up slop just because it's expensive
top kek

>>18719832
>that garlic butter shrimp
God I haven't had shrimp in years, that looks great.
What's the filling on that baked potato(?)

>>18719878
back to your fast food thread poorfag

>>18716881
I would never pay stupid amounts of money for marginally better food at significantly smaller portions

>>18719682
>goyslop
LOOK AT MY MEME GUYS I POSTED IT

>>18719873
t. Olive Garden is a nice night out

>>18717106
And they laugh at you right back, poorfag.

>>18717409
They always seethe hard it's mindbobbling

Why do tire companies get to rate restaurants?
Is there a Perelli's version of Zagat's I can refer to?

>>18720105
Actual answer: they provided a guide for drivers that contained a list of restaurants that were highly recommended. This was from around 1900, so only rich people had cars then. So it catered to them. Like an old fashion version of Yelp

>>18716881
>alcohol at the table
degenerates

>>18717106
>don't understand don't wanna understand it
>this makes me smarter than and superior to them

>>18716881
No, but I went to a 3 star rated Michelin and all I got was some average tires.

>>18719584
>Food was great though, honestly I cried at one point.
Lmao, what a fag

>>18719584
>crying eating food
Was that when you looked at the bill?

>>18717519
Concentrating that earthy flavor sounds unpleasant.
Mushrooms are good, but their strong flavor needs to be mixed in with other ingredients. Concentrating it sounds heavy.

i can't even afford mcdonalds

>>18719584
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>>18717564
is this howtobasic

>>18720417
French Laundry isn't even that absurd. Think it was $350 per person when I last went.

>>18717483
Rainforest soil distillate. Absurdism? ON MY /ck/?

>>18719584
you sound like that douchey guy in The Menu that hangs himself lmao. Crying from a cherry tomato, give me a break. Stuff can just be really good and high effort. No need to actually suck their dicks about it.

>>18719534
The only ‘richfags’ eating at places like this are new money retards who made their wealth by being social media influencers. Old money have personal chefs who make simple but delicious food with 8/10 ingredients (because they understand the law of diminishing returns, and know how to spend money wisely). They won’t pay $300 for chocolate sauce splurted on the table, but they will pay $100 for a handmade black forest cake on their anniversary.

>>18716881
I've eaten at a 2 star and 3 star place. I thought the 2 star was overall better since it included a stay in the hotel and truly luxury experience. Here were the highlights:

>picked you up from the airport in a luxury car
>asked what sort of bedding you preferred before your arrival
>room came with fresh fruit, wine, nuts, bottled water, and you could take any of the books or things you liked with you.
>drinks and amuse bouche in the garden
>7 or 8 course menu with wine pairings
>drinks and coffee after in the study
>they shined my shoes before dinner since they had been scuffed up
>they organized private activities that were actually really reasonable to partake in. Classic car rentals, fishing excursions, falconry in the orchard, etc.
>and of course it was easily some of the best food I've ever had.

All in for a night's stay, the meal, the drinks, the activities, and an hour ride from the airport it was $1200 a person. Seemed pretty reasonable all things considered. Probably won't do stuff like that too often, but it was a fantastic experience.

>>18717451
Both are incredible.

>>18720575
One of my firms partner comes from a long line if Ivy attorneys and old money and he probably spends an easy $60k a year dining out at Michelin tier places.

>>18720585
Dubai?

>>18720575
Lol, this idea that the old ultra rich are somehow more humble is a fucking meme.
Its something you poverty ponies come up with to feel better about yourselves. That you're like them.

>>18717933
if you use an image like this you forfeit your right to an opinion

>>18720691
>this idea that the old ultra rich are somehow more humble is a fucking meme
There is some part of truth, at least where I come from (Northern Europe) old money people do not show off their money and you might not recognise that they're rich just from looking at them BUT...
>Its something you poverty ponies come up with to feel better about yourselves. That you're like them.
I agree with this wholeheartedly. Rich people lead very, very different lifestyles compared to poor/middle class people and even though some of them are in fact penny pinchers , acting like they're the same as everyone else is a potent cope

>>18720638
Oxford actually, Le Manoir. It was pretty cash money, though this was before COVID. Looks like pricing is still similar.

>>18720729
I had this guy that would send in his tax return info sandwiched between two pieces of a cereal box and rubber band to "Save money on folders". Meanwhile he was paying for all his kids to stay in luxury apartments, drive nice cars, etc. They have this delusion that all their penny pinching is what contributed to their success, but in this guy's case his family owning half the city before he was born probably had a lot more to do with it. Trusts on trusts on trusts, must be nice.

>>18720823
Indeed, some of them penny pinch on things that shouldn't matter when you have that kind of money. I think that some of them are trying to prove a point, for example arguing about ten bucks when they're multimillionaires. I think this stems from their need to prove that they're not "suckers with their money...but that's just my opinion, maybe there are other factors contributing to this

>>18720803
Nice that is one of Raymond Blancs places. He is often a guest on Masterchef

>>18716881
What a waste.

>>18717637
cant get over that some anon actually ate these once

>>18716954
A tableside WHAT

>>18719940
Why would you admit that? Cringe

>>18716970
ohhh mr bigshit too cool for applebees
get a load of fancy pants over here

I've been to quite a few Michelin star restaurants but can't always remember their names, DESU.

Some of the ones I remember:

Le Bernadin (NYC) - ***
Daniel (NYC) - **
Gabriel Kreuther (NYC) - **
Aquavit (NYC) - **
Jean Georges (NYC) - **
Gramercy Tavern (NYC) - *
Blue Hill (NYC) - *
The River Cafe (NYC) - *
Le Saint James (Bordeaux) - *
Le Gavroche (London) - **
Kitchen W8 (London) - *
Portland (London) - *
HIDE (London) - *
Brasserie Zedel (London) - *
Hakkasan (London) - *
Galvin La Chapelle (London) - *
Jose (London) - *

I dread to think how much money that adds up to. Most of these were dates with my wife but there is the occasional business meeting in there.

Now that I have kids, we very rarely go out to Michelin star restaurants as it is hard to justify the consooming. The most recent was Gabriel Kreuther before seeing a play on Broadway (Leopoldstadt).

My overall view is that *** and ** places can be overpriced and a bit soulless at times (but not always). I'm not really interested in all the bullshit food theatre you can get at some of those places. There can also be a typical consoomerist fight to secure a reservation, which is really just quite tedious.

Nowadays I tend to prefer * restaurants as they are often more low key (and better value).

1 michelin star > 3 michelin stars
If a restaurant has 1 star, you know they serve really good food that actually fills you up and isn't pretentious even if it might be more fancy than usual.
3 stars is bullshit faux-artistic barely edible glorified hors d'oeuvre with a 500€ pricetag

>>18722833
>Le Gavroche
Thats cool. Did you see any of the Roux family there?

>>18716881
Do you see that cloud

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>>18722858
lot's of poorfag tastelet energy in this thread!

>>18723090
(You)

>>18723090
>he PAYS for literal food samples LMAO

>>18719899
patheic, imagine not cooking your own food and sucking the restaurant jews cock
do you seriously think that if you don't get food from overpriced places the only thing you can do is buy fast food?
fucking brainlet

>>18722833
Intredasting. I could afford to go to such places once or twice a year, but I am far too stingy for that. I also like to eat without sticking to too much etiquette. But some day I will try some fancy shmancy menu in of of them.

>>18722833
pretty much this, albeit your breadth of locale is limited pretty much anywhere you go what separates * from ** and *** is the theatrical and experiential factors which can be incredible and elevate the meal but often are just paying a massive fee for the room to be pretty enough to justify a formal dress code, whereas a * almost certainly got that accreditation based on the quality and methodology of food being prepared over anything else

>>18723543
He really struck a nerve there eh pal?

>>18716881
No, but several 1 and 2 stars. The food was bomb but not really worth so much money. Fine dining is the last escape of bored richfags

>>18723593
>replying means feelings are hurt :'(
is attempting shitty witty replies all you faggots can do?

>>18723706
Nah, we can also cook.

>>18723706
yup, you are absolutely seething

>>18723730
>>18723735
you guys replied
therefore you're seething

Only been to a 1-star michelin place, but it was really fucking good. Best food I've ever tasted. We also opted for the wine pairing.
Pic related, this was the menu we had. Favourite course was either the raw orkney scallop or the cod, which is impressive considering I'm not really a fish guy. Didn't take a pic of anything other than the snacks before we were seated because I'm not cringe

>>18723769
ffs, fuck EXIF. 4chan could fucking auto-detect rotation data and apply it itself before stripping EXIF, but no

>>18723745
cope however you want, little guy

>>18723745
Don't forget to tip 30%!

Inn at Little Washington
was really good

>>18720261
educate me

>>18717564

when they finish does one of them tell the guy "now eat it bitch" and throw a fork at him?

>>18716881
mmmm dish soap

>>18717483
>catalan

>>18723769
1 stars are usually better than 3 stars if you're going for the food... 3 stars is when the they have like a fresh herb cart for teas, and the wait staff have a room flow rotation and demand you wear a jacket.

>>18716881
Never been to a 3, but i did go to the 2 star Moody Tongue and had their 12 course tasting menu.

It was fantastic and I'd do it again.

Pic related, it's their 3 way fois gras dish.

>>18719885
Sour cream...

>>18717547
>Orange fool

I went to a one-star restaurant in Germany and a two-star restaurant in Vienna Austria (Steirereck). Both times were amazing, the food was great, especially Steirereck was a great experience, it's not flashy food, almost exclusively local apart from the sea food, they have this huge herb garden on their roof, service was crazy good. 10/10 would recommend and will go again.

What's in the bubble cloud? Soap?

>>18726499
Distilled mushroom essence

>>18716957
>tyre
Fucking Australians I swear

>>18726545
A Scottish man invented the tyre, therefore it is originally referred to as a tyre. Tyre is correct

>>18723090
Mass repliers will be first to get the rope

>>18726585
>the wheel was invented in scotland folks

>>18726603
>thinks a wheel is a tyre
Brainlet

>>18716881
P

>>18717106
>just think how much goyslop I could buy instead!
Faggot

>>18716881
Le Calandre in Padua. Ask me anything

>>18716881
Yes in 1999 for lunch as a kid for a birthday
I had veal kidneys and the staff was reluctant to serve it. It was delicious, they gave me a tour of the kitchen as well which was amazing.

It was not ultra convuluted dishes

>>18726744
What is that?

>>18726799
The name of the dish is "Capuccino murrina", it's a cuttlefish and sea urchin "cappuccino". Very tasty

>>18717564 Faggots, all faggots

>>18717564
>halo above his head

How fitting. You gotta be brain dead to pay for some shit like this.

>>18716881
>puts soap on your food
No thing personelle

>>18716881
Several times. Just proper food. Smoked eel, caviar, artichoke, turbot, octopus, veal sweetbread. I don't get the obsession with foams, crumbles and other garbage. It never tastes better than the original.

here's your fine dining bro

>>18726658
no one wears a wheel except for africans you retard

>>18726744
What burger/sausage ratio should I use for meatballs?

>>18719534
Bro I definitely can afford that shit. It just makes me angry when people wanna act like they can afford this and these "restaurants" capitalize on these people selling them literal scam shit. Go to a proper restaurant where food gets treated with respect, not like a canvas

>>18716881
id crack this dumb hoe over the head if she served me detergent bubbles FUCKIGN HELL

>>18716881
This seems like a good thread to post this in.

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>>18728001
How the fuck is this shit interactive?
Also
>eat off a dusty dirty ceiling tile, retard

>>18729192
>That $2 per person WHITE MAN tax
Frankly they should charge more

>>18729192
>Lamb Loli

>>18728001
any reason i couldn't pick up a flask of nitrogen and serve that to the femboi squad en casa?

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>>18723839
Noticed that you reply to that anon twice each time. Why do you want to pretend there's more than one person who shares your opinion?

>>18716881
What if I ran through the restaurant when this was being served.
Or just walked slowly with a really wide cape.
Finally, what if I brought $6 of Taco Bell to chow down after, making everyone else in the place hungry.

>>18729192
I moved from FL which has a 6% sales tax to Montana that doesn't have sales tax. I miss the level of selection that comes with being a Port state, but goddamn if being able to buy shit at the cost it says on the price tag isn't a special sort of magic. I bought a 3070 ti and it woulda been like 170 more dollars if I bought the same product in FL.

>>18729631
I then used the $170 I saved toward discounting the $400 flight to Florida for 2 weeks over xmas holidays. No family there (so add $1200 for a cheap hotel + restaurant food), it's just that now that all of us moved to boring-ass deserted landlocked states for tax purposes, nobody had the motivation to visit anyone's home.

>>18716881
This webm makes me unreasonably angry. If I saw that bitch doing that irl I don’t think I could help myself not to say “can you please knock that gay shit off, if you could see yourself right now and how stupid you look you wouldn’t be prancing around like such a retard.”

>>18717564
That dude at the end holy kek
>here’s your goddamn powder, FUCKFACE

>>18719584
>roast cherry tomato done so well it popped in my mouth like a water balloon
Sounds disgusting, anon.

I've been somewhere that would be a Michelin starred restaurant but isn't for weird bullshit institutional reasons... Canlis in Seattle. Fucking fantastic. Maybe not 3 star worthy but one star at least.

>>18720203
not gonna lie that explanation made a lot more sense and is way cooler than i expected thx anon

>>18726742
Or you know, actual fucking food you pedophile fuck

>>18727978
you're the guy who orders the sweetbread? what car do you drive?

My favourite was Egg.

>>18729192
>sword
Pork sword?

>>18729994
You're welcome! At the time France had a population of round 40 million people but only around 5000 had a car. So it was a small niche upperclass group of people they catered to with their guide. A case of "you are posh enough to have a car, so heres a list of fancy restaurants you can drive to to cater to someone of your class" The star system came out about 30 years later

>>18730225
Noma is just Ikea for food

>>18730225
This is actually genius since it's poking fun at all those people who act like gourmet masters but cannot even cook an egg. Funny story, an acquaintance of mine who owns several restaurants told me about that time he was invited for dinner by a food critic (and yes, he admitted that it's better to be friends with them so they give you good reviews, awards etc...) and she couldn't even cook an egg (she also admitted to it lmao) so they had food delivered to them... Just goes to show that awards don't mean much and you should think for yourself when visiting a restaurant. Moreover imagine being judged by somebody who has no experience in your profession, I think Marco Pierre White has talked about this in length, saying that he felt that he shouldn't pander to these people since they don't even know how to cook.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk

>>18730429
Sometimes I prefer to be judged by those who can't do what I've done for their enjoyment. When I can make a meal or (re)create a piece of music, or design a tattoo that's so far beyond my victim's experience that it's like pulling off a magic trick - that awed "HOW?" no matter how it's worded - that's a great experience for me. I also enjoy having my mind blown, and will openly admit it and hurl my praise at genius, unlike so many cooks/chefs, musicians, artists, and production designers that I know and (have) work(ed) with. 9 times out of 10, those people just give themselves wrinkles trying to poke holes in other people's work, and tell everyone who will listen just how much better they could have done it.

>>18717585
Filtered.

>>18730429
Sorry, my response got a little wordy. It started as "You don't have to know how to cook to be able to taste, but you don't have to take any opinion to heart if there's nothing to back it up."

>>18721590
Yeah he's my favorite chef, he taught tons of other really famous chefs and his story is pretty sick. Also he seems pretty nice, I was there for my honeymoon and apparently he normally likes to congratulate people personally when he's there. He wasn't around at the time, so instead they gave us a free upgraded suite to one of the nicest ones on the property. The service and treatment was pretty remarkable. At least compared to what I'm used to.

>>18728886
Not who you originally asked but I would do roughly as follows

>30% ground beef
>50% ground pork
>10% pancetta or bacon
>10% another cured ham product

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>>18730524
I totally understand what you mean but the people you are referring to are honest laymen with no pretense. The food critics are part of the latter group you mentioned, snobby people who judge harshly so they can look like they know more than they actually do.

>>18730843
I've dealt with them... I've cooked for them (thankfully only as sous or saucier). I've even edited for them. Some are absolute ogres, masking their cigarette singed palates with unkind words and unacceptable demands. Some are actually pretty decent people - decent despite/because of honesty. The only time I've been fired from a job is because of a slop of sauce on a critic's plate. If you're going to fuck something up that you've done a million times, it's going to land on the plate of someone who can reach a million people.

>>18730917
Indeed and that's what pisses me off, these 'people' yield their power without having properly earned it. All art critics are like that

>>18719560
>I wonder what a $200 steak would taste like. Surely it would employ all sorts of exotic ingredients and techniques that make it worth-
>Oh it's just a $20 steak but they add gold to make it worth $200 completely arbitrarily

I could wrap a $1 microwave Great Value pizza in gold, and sell it for $200.

>>18731169
Their voice reaches potential customers - they have a tongues and editors and that's all the power they need. Some of them are pretty decent writers, and can accurately pick out and describe what went into their face holes. Unfortunately, their quotas are usually more than any normal person would consider, so they're exposed to a lot of killer and substandard food - if you're near the top of their pile, you're under it.

>>18716970
You couldn’t handle Applebees. Those loaded waffle fries are too good for you.

>>18730482
jewish

>>18719534
>you’re not allowed to hate something if it’s expensive
Fuck off you evil kike. Shit is still shit if you have to pay 700 dollars a scoop.
I’ve had several hundred dollar meals from rich restaurants and they’re better than normal restaurants but not so much better to justify spending 10x as much.

>>18719940
It is if you aren’t a sperg. I don’t know why everyone on here says Italian food is the best ever but hates Olive Garden. Imagine seething because you aren’t paying enough noodles in sauce.

>>18723839
A waiter would throw wine in your face if you only tipped 30% at these places. You tip the bill or you don’t go you poor fucking loser.

>>18716881
I don't know I don't eat rubber tires

>>18716881
no, 2 star tho. enjoyed it. but it was vegan which is a shame. still it almost all tasted really good

>>18716881

This looks unappetizing and frankly i think Mcdonalds would be a better dining experience

>>18716881
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>>18716940

she can cut a cloud onto my plate anytime she likes

>>18723536
That's a great idea for a boojie restaurant. Make it themed like a typical supermarket and customers walk up to different waiters serving the dishes on a sample tray

>>18732812
Anybody with a bit of money has been to cocktail parties before, though.

>>18732885
>not saying your gay without not saying youre gay

>>18723769
That looks really good desu.