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18709817 No.18709817 [Reply] [Original]

Is this really the best food America has to offer?

>> No.18709825

>>18709817
>country with the biggest amount of jews has the most goyslop

really makes you think

>> No.18709835

You should see our """british""" aisle.

It's basically Heinz Beanz, Irn Bru, PG Tips and Jaffa Cakes

>> No.18709844

>>18709835
ive always wanted to see one of those for real
i love going to "candy" stores we have in the uk theres a different flavour for everything
>peanut butter twink
>cherry dr pepper
>mint fucking m&Ms
the uk one must be so fucking bland and boring

>> No.18709849

>>18709817
What the fuck is a cereo
>>18709835
My Asian isle is just sauces and Ramen.

>> No.18709856

>>18709849
fake versions of american cereals because american imported products lie on the ingredients
theres another one called lucky marshmellows
guess what fantasy creature is on the box

>> No.18709861

>peanut & lime chocs
Wtf?

>> No.18709874

>>18709861
you put the lime in the choco nut

>> No.18709877

>>18709856
Happy merchant?

>> No.18709882
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>>18709817
Hell no, you haven't even started into proper corner store / gas station stuff yet, let's start with corn nuts and beer. Here have some corn nuts courtesy of the USA

>> No.18709886

>>18709882
Corn nuts suck. How about you suck on deez nuts. Faggot.

>> No.18709892
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>>18709886
That's DEENZ you faggot fish bait!

>> No.18709896

nah, that's just the garbage we don't want and a few knockoffs.

>>18709849
cereos looks like an oreo o's knockoff.

>> No.18709900

>>18709882
>>18709886
Corn nuts were literally invented as artificial peanuts for faggots who are allergic to real peanuts.

>> No.18709901

>>18709817
STOP POSTING THINGS FROM REDDIT YOU FUCKING LOSERS

>> No.18709903

>>18709900
Thanks Einstein. How about you go invent an atom bomb and set it off while you're on top of it.

>> No.18709905

>>18709903
How about you go within 30 feet of a speck of peanut dust and die of anaphylactic shock you genetic reject

>> No.18709911
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18709911

>>18709905
savage

>> No.18709913

>>18709905
I'm father and mother have doctorates. I'm an unemployed genetic reject. I am not allergic to peanuts though.

>> No.18709916

>>18709913
>I'm father and mother have doctorates.
any other inane facts youd like to badly type out and share?

>> No.18709919

>>18709916
Yeah you need to stop trooning out and go ahead with the transition you faggot.

>> No.18709922
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>>18709817
>AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! SUCK ON MY BALLS

>> No.18709924

>>18709817
dont know anything on the bottom two shelves except Reese's Puffs

>> No.18709925
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>>18709919
you kiss your daddy with that mouth?

>> No.18709928

>>18709925
I kiss your mother with my cock. Your dad watches and jerks off in the corner. You're downstairs with your boyfriend making quiche

>> No.18709935
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18709935

Where are my honey buns?
I DESERVE HONEY BUNS!

>> No.18709937

>>18709928
>im downstairs making quiche lorraine with my bf
okay thats normal but what the fuck is this ? house of leaves? im sure its just concrete under me

>> No.18709944

>>18709937
That was a threat. A 6 feet under threat.

>> No.18709946

>>18709928
I'm so glad to be here on a saturday night with you savage mfs

>> No.18709951

>>18709928
>>18709946
I think that was from a Law & Order SVU episode, probably earlier.

>> No.18709953

>>18709944
oh fuck theyre actually digging up my front garden to replace the gas pipes recently
nigga you hiding in my pipes?

>> No.18709957

>>18709953
Clearly dead bodies the corpse hounds have sniffed out, what are you hiding?

>> No.18709959

>>18709817
No, the best food america has to offer is already elsewhere on your shelves and in you're restraunts, that's the second place tier.

>> No.18709963

>>18709957
2 rentboys from neighboring towns
dont tell the fbi i buried them inj minecraft though
theyll never find em there

>> No.18709966

>>18709953
Nigger why would you hide a body near utilities? You take a mini excavator out into the woods and bury it there. Some dumb cunt will dig it up in 40 years and say it was ancient Indians or some gay shit.

>> No.18709971

>Cereos

Kek. My fucking sides.

>> No.18709979

>>18709963
Seems like one of those old British laws that allowed squatters.

>> No.18709985

>>18709979
> old British laws that allowed squatters.
nigga that still applies, just with alot of rules now

>> No.18710000

Where are the overpriced pop tarts and the marshmallows you can get in the normal candy section too?

>> No.18710191

>>18709817
>my grocery doesn't have a british aisle
>they genuinely have nothing to offer
Damn, you guys need help? I know the power situation is fucked, but food too?

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>>18709911
Is that Sting?

>> No.18710452

>>18709825
#thenoticing

>> No.18710473

>>18709849
>What the fuck is a cereo
Europeans have to make their own version of American products to sell because Americans put harmful chemicals in their food that are banned here.

>> No.18710500

>>18709844
cherry chocolate rain

>> No.18710511

>>18709835
what's wrong with PG tips?

>> No.18710772

>>18709817
Have a Brit friend who unironically wants to bring home several boxes of Apple Jacks when he visits next year.