/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18703859
never tried it, what does it taste like?

Kike Killer Morning Blend is my fav

>>18703870
Depends on the variety you get. My favorite is Silencer Smooth

>>18703880
well, what does that one taste like?

>>18703859
Tried it once. It wasnt exceptional for the higher price imo

>>18703884
Citrus, caramel, and milk chocolate.

I drink this coffee because its EXTREME. I can tell because of all the guns and skeletons. Fuck yeah bro. Im a sick ass dude who needs sick ass coffee, bru. You expect me to drink Folgers??! That's fuckin gay bro. This shit is literally made by mossad, bro. It's totally sick bro, check out tje rifle, bro.

>>18703891
wow really? that's like all over the spectrum
citrusy milk?

>>18703880
BRO IT COMES WITH EDC GEAR NOW BRO?! BRO THATS FUCKING SICK BRO

goyim should die for Israel

>>18703895
Have you never had coffee?

>>18703926
yes, that's why it's surprising
a cup of coffee can be citrusy or milky but not both, or at least I've never come across such coffee

>>18703859
Grifter jew worshippers, s œ y faggots that just wish to parasitize.

Its loot crate for larpers who want people to think theyre ex special forces

>>18703859
the united states is a rancid shithole, and I despise as much of what passes for their culture as I can manage. So, I'm not really inclined to buy usa armed forces culturally adjacent bullshit.

>>18703859
You know they actively donate to DNC backed anti gun groups right?

>>18703859
don't know and don't care about you coffee addicted freaks. I like smoking a joint from time to time but then you call me some kind of addict when it's really you are the addicts you fucking hypocrites. You starbucks faggots just dont being called out on it or standing in line like little fucks do you?

>>18703859
>le heckin manly gun-themed coffee

>>18703859
I love guns but I’m not going to buy some retarded meme coffee>>18703946

>>18703859
it's owned by a jew who didn't support kyle rittenhouse.

>>18703946
>>18703874
Oh good, some /pol/cels are here to chime in. You can actually smell the virginity from their posts.

>>18703983
Deal with it, all big companies and groups donate to the same major political parties. They do it equally and have money to spend so they spend it they do. It pays for their little sauries in Manhattan at big hotels with hookers.

>>18703859
Looks gay.

>>18704009
The coffee group is nothing compared to the teachers union, look into them.

Americans are the stupidest nation ever.

>>18704015
No we're really not.
Compared to you who doesn't specify like a fucking rat, piss off back to the hole you came from. Cunt! Even a little sparrow on my windowsill knows more than you.

>>18704015
Go drink your coffee in culture and think that anyone cares.

>>18704015
what in the unholy fuck are "dude wipes"

>>18704062
Maybe some starbucks coffee drinking faggotry trying to promote their shit stock pricing?

>>18703859
They turned their backs on my boy Kyle. Fuck 'em.

>>18704070
This one is better,
Leave the gun, take the cannoli, the treacherous cunt

>>18704005

>>18704062
>>18704069
Wet wipes but more expensive than normal ones and marketed to DUDES

>>18704070
That remindes me of some judge that was jerking off with some penis power thing behind the bench, that was some years ago but it was proved out and in the news.

Coffee of choice for glowniggers on gang-stalking operations.

>>18704086
Ok, virgin

Here it is
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ex-judge-donald-thompson-busted-penis-pump-trials-pension-cut-article-1.968325

>>18704095

>>18704086
Why on earth would anyone bother to respond to /pol/ posting with a thoughtful response? They’ll just call you Jewish/black/liberal/lgbtqia2pocx+

It’s much easier to point out that they get as much pussy as jannies get in salary

>>18704107
>Jannies do it for free
>/pol/fags don’t do it at all

Don't forget that freak french job DSK dominic strauss khan who was going around NYC attempting to group hotel maids and then when nailed for it tried to run for diplomatic immunity.
It's fucks like that that make us normies very aware of these government and associated types very aware of who gets the noose first.
It's not niggers, it's these types. It's who we're not aware of and paying for.

I heard that they're actually shadow owned by George Soros so i refuse to buy from them (and "them," if you know who I mean and who "they" are).
No shekels for you, George.

>>18704126
There is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c01jjSwX7s
Driven to tears

>>18704070
this

>>18703980
>punching up this hard

>>18704107
stop being a sex fiend.

>>18704008
>sauries

>>18703995
>fuck you drug addicts!
>*uses drugs*

>>18704070
Yep, exposed themselves as leftwing jews grifting rightwingers.
Siding with Antifa pedophiles over our boy Kyle was pretty pathetic, but its better that they exposed themselves as grifters

>>18704107
All the left wing men i know in real life are actual incels always complaining about not being able to get a girlfriend and all the right wing men i know are either married or popular with women

>Unironically shilling for black kikel coffee on 4chan.

You people really do have no shame.

>>18703998
They're anti-gun, actually. Lefty faggot wolves in sheep's clothing.

>>18703859
Now if Steve made and sold Instant Type 1 I would buy the shit out of that. But not the mall ninja, operator simps shit that's Black Rifle.

>>18704062
Regular wet wipes that cost a premium due to targeted advertising.

>>18703859
Never tried it, I find it suspect they are riding a wave of political controversy to sell coffee. Also a bag at local hipsters costs the same so I go to them.
>inb4 nogunz cope
SHALL

>>18703893
>folgers is literally made by mossad
Goddammit what the fuck is that true?

>>18704303
shall be a well regulated militia?

>>18704307
This nigga doesn't understand the definition of "militia" or how to parse english sentences lol. What did you get on the reading compression part of the SAT?

went to a location in TN on vacation and it tasted like any other coffee
then i found out they denounced kyle rittenhouse, the most clear-cut case of self-defense this century because they're anti-white snakes
they can eat shit

>>18704451
>clear cut
>run into group of protestors
>start shit with them
>become active shooter
>get away with it because of a corrupt judge
>clear cut

>>18704015
based post bringing out insecure tards

>>18704452
very weak cuck bait, as weak as tards drinking shit from OP

>>18703870
Freedom

>>18703859
>20.5 kg
What? That bracelet is 20.5 kg? No way unless its depleted uranium or some shit.

>>18704198
>has never had sex
>gets enraged at the idea of other people having sex

I thought all you lefty cucks thought sex was rape so shouldn't being an incel be like a good thing????

I’m going to start drinking this crap to make /pol/cels seethe and keep eating at Cracker Barrel to make lefties seethe

DUDE IT'S COFFEE FOR ALPHA MEN

>>18704494
Have you even seen a boob in real life famalam?

>>18703995
This is peak weed brain rot spilled out on to a post. Im no saint when it comes to either but you should be able to recognize that filling your lungs with smoke vs enjoying some caffine are vastly different.

>>18704497
I dunno what zoomers do now but back when I was a teenager the first thing you did after getting a fake ID was go to a strip club

>>18703859
I love collecting and shooting guns but tryhard bro vets like these guys are peak fucking cringe

>>18703859
>Whats /ck/'s opinion on Black Rifle Coffee?
i'm a gun owning white man and I drink Dunkin'

GRIFTER
SHILL
THREAD
DETECTED

>>18704452
ok antifa

>>18703859
Keep drinking that stuff and you'll get skeletor hands like in your pic, it's past halloween you freak.

>>18704526
I dont think they're "TRYHARD" as you say, they're just really good and if were up to me, I'd rather have nobody at my back but them. The real question is, would they let me have them at theirs?

>>18703859
Stocking Mill Coffee is what you are looking for.

>>18704575
Lol, source?

>>18703859
>Black rifle
>Picture of white rifle

>>18704005
Oh no, the /pol/cels will ruin your blatant advertising thread!
They should do it more, /ck/ has never been this bad.

>>18703859
>called "Black Rifle Coffe"
>anti gun

>>18704787
How is this anti-gun?

Have any of you caught Back Rifle Coffee pod cast with based Dan Crenshaw?

>>18704005
What's it like being obsessed with /pol/?

>>18703859
Goy slop

>>18704810
Because Kyle was a use-case scenario where having a gun served its purpose. Being attacked by an armed riotous mob and all. If you're putting out your "ownthelibs" brand name of black rifle but don't have the balls to support when it's used, then you're a laydown faggot. Pure and simple.

>>18704015
I’m trying to pick out a Christmas present for my bf and everything that comes up is cringe shit like this. I’ll probably get him a book.

Like searching “gift for woman” and you get a bunch of t-shirts and cups referencing how much wine they drink. Sad to think about these kinds of people.

>>18704255
I know a turbo lefty who married a very fat woman and then they both swapped genders like 3 months into the marriage. I like watching it unfold on Instagram, delightfully horrific.

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN A STABLISHED BRAND WITH A MASSIVE CLIENTELE DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY SUPPORT A PERSON ACCUSED OF MURDER
why are knee-jerk reactions the only language that some american can speak?
do they really need to align every thought with every goyslop brand dangling in front of them?

>>18704889
googling “gift for x” is a retarded thing to do so the results are tailored for retards. The fact this surprises you is even more retarded.

>>18704878
Laser precision, friend.

>>18704724
>Lol, source?
Alex Stein, he became famous for cat calling AOC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zohqaxi0z28

>>18704911
Trying to get some general ideas by performing a web search is retarded? Huh?

>>18703946
This. It's literally a scam by a Jewish owner taking advantage of the usual (((right))) winged citizens

>>18704928
Yes, faggot. Using google at all is retarded.

>>18704941
Edgy

>>18704941
Did I say Google, bitch? Seems you are miserable and dumb?

Its pretty that you fucks get so millitant about your coffee addiction yet mj is so horrid to you, you fucks dont see the hypocrasy and you never will. Sad for all of us.
What could be next, people thrown in jail for not wearing their government mandated masks?

Doesn't George Soros own this brand or invested in it heavily or something?

>>18703859
based operator brand that makes libtards seethe, available at bass pro AND wallyworld, try the gunship roast

>>18704070
based cookie book enjoyer

>>18704304
Yes, Black Rifle is the kosher coffee company attempting to cash in on righties

>>18704543
Hoffmann unironically scored Duncan as one of the best grocery store coffees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfqvTCgglYA

>>18704307
Let's play a game.
When I say "SHALL NOT"
You say "BE INFRINGED"
Ok let's go:
SHALL NOT

>>18705488
She remindes me of copter girl

>>18703859
>Wonderful bait post.

Evan is a grifter faggot and the coffee just tastes like repackaged folgers. I'm not nearly the coffee snob that the guys over in the coffee-time thread are, but the coffee is just bad.

Also, I hate vetbros, vetbro culture, and "vet-owned business" grifting. Yes, Caleb, we get it, you went over to Iraq and sat in a guard tower all day for 3 months and then shot some poorly armed farmers because Israel said so. We're all very impressed. Now please stop trying to sell me your t-shirts, bumper stickers, and shifty coffee.


Tl;Dr if you want actual based coffee people, check out Above Time Coffee Roasters.

>>18705566
You have issues, there are vets all over where I live and not once has anyone tried to sell me anything. Girlscouts once in a while selling cookies, I guess they're kind of vets at selling stuff, for when they're older...

>>18705577
Good for them. They enlisted to fight for foreign interests under the false pretense of "muh freedom", but that's fine, lots of people were duped there including me for a long time. I have no issues with vets until they start grifting, being entitled about it, or turning it into their entire personality.

>>18705599
How do your personal problems relate to say macaroni & cheese?
You might consider Lucy, she's cheap therapy.

>>18705622
Little flat for my tastes but sure, why not?

>>18705599
seethe more kek

>>18705631
If she doesn't do it for you then there's always the pepto bismol 3 pack, I'm always willing to help an anon in distress

>>18705648
Keep it. You need it after drinking this shifty coffee.

>>18705655
I'm not a starbucks fag and I dont drink coffee, never did, never will, the stench of it makes my stomach wretch, it always has. The "coffee culture" never did jack for me.

>>18705655
>shifty coffee
Does the shifty coffee come complete with a fillet of soul?

>>18705683
> I don't drink coffee

So why the fuck do you care enough to reply to this thread?

>>18705692
Dunno, ask Evan.

>>18704070
this fuck BLM coffee

>>18704228
You didn't understand the plot you're so vested in it.

>>18704005
Go back, and you will never be a woman

It's shit. No, I've never had it. I just know it costs more than it should and will stick to folgers and tiny unknown store brands.

>>18703859
Actual grifters who back down on their "no fucks given" attitude if it means a drop in profit. Their coffee is also pretty mid, nothing exceptional.

>>18704228
How in the hell is thc any more of a drug than caffiene, dumbass?
>b-b-but caffiene is legal
So is cannabis
>b-b-but caffiene is federally legal
So is fucking fentanyl

>>18704514
Kek I never got a fake because I had a full beard at 15 and didn't go to strip clubs because they're a waste of money and I got laid a lot in high school

Is there some kind of unwritten rule that military guys from the states HAVE to make their service in the forces their personality? It seems like the only people who don't are the people who go there to pay off their college debt or get employment.

>>18705900
lol stoners really are this dumb

>>18703880
>silencer smooth
>suppressors don't actually silence anything

>>18705900
I've met more people who rely on pot to even function than people who're dependant on caffeine. The worst your get is a power slump and some head aches in the latter case, but once you mess up your cannabinoid receptors you're fucked.

>>18705923
Thanks bro not everyone watches Hickok45 and gun jesus and would know that.

>>18703859
That cliche:
> conservatives: weak men pretending to be strong
> leftists: strong men pretending to be weak
Fakers always exaggerate. Bravado doesn't mask insecurity so much as emphasize it.

>>18706117
>leftists: strong men pretending to be weak

>>18705926
What a total load of shit

>>18706117
Thats not a cliche, its never been a cliche, nobody has ever said or thought this.

>>18706155
>>18706161
I guess you guys must be a bit behind. It's not like I just made that up. I never even wrote it down. I've just heard it often enough on 4chan that it's stuck. Don't try and gaslight me with your astroturfed incredulity. Your denialism says a lot.

The thing about leftist men; they at least have the courage to speak their opinion, and own it. They may be silly and demonstrably wrong opinions. But they're doing much better than conservative "men" who are usually too bitch scared to speak an opinion, and often backtrack and mimimize it when put under the microscope. Better to just grow a beard, eat keto, drink whisky and larp as "manly". It's such a cope, and in the poker game of life such bluffing faggots are just bleeding tells all over the place.

>>18703859
I get better coffee for less money from local roasters.

>>18704889
Give him a rimjob, he'll appreciate it more.

>>18705923
>suppressors
Get your faggy UMM ACKSHUALLY shit out of here; the word "silencer" is what's on the patent.

>>18703859
Just screams GRIFT to me. Like if someone made a "hammer and sickle coffee" company.

>what's /ck/'s opinion on faggot retard entitled zogbot piece of shit coffee
dude ukraine is based /k/ is my homeboard and i totally don't throat dick

>>18704889
He'd love some cookies you made yourself

>>18704787
If they had left it at that one tweet, that would have been one thing.

>>18704089
>>18704291
they are flushable and aren't overly scented, I got them because they were actually cheaper than other flushable wipes I saw on amazon and I wanted them for travel.

>>18704000
This. It's a fucking grift. It's a bunch of shit marketed towards we are and support vets and the people who support vets, but they don't.

>>18706433
>/k/ is my homeboard
how the mighty have fallen

>>18704113
what

>>18704878
based and true

>>18706252
>they at least have the courage to speak their opinion
lolnope, they have only the "courage" to parrot corporate talking points and the power of the state to protect them no matter how depraved and obvious their crimes against anyone who dares speak out against them

>"hey can we clean up the human fecese and syringes all over the streets here in SF?"
>WHAT YOU FUCKING ALT RIGHT NAZI
>"what no i'm asian, i just w-"
>BLIND THIS WHITE SUPREMACIST WITH LASER POINTERS
>"help police i'm bei-"
>Sorry; we're no longer responding to calls for service on the orders of Governor Newsom.

>>18704878
It gets so much worse when you find out that BRCC donates to Dem PACs, they have a really cool diversity officer, and their CEO is/was a glowie contractor.

>>18706716
That's just pure cope. Cry me a river, bitch. Interestingly you never contended my point that conservtard "men" are too cowardly to speak their minds. Is it because it's true? I guess you have no further argument with me. As for that greentexting rant of yours. I'm sorry, I'm not a psychiatrist.

>>18703859
anything past medium dark is worthless dogshit and is only able to be called coffee on a technicality
black rifle is about as bad as it gets.

>>18703859
Faggy tryhards. When they Disavowed Kyle because he was wearing one of their shirts it told me all I need to know about them. Its not like I can boycott them though as I dont drink coffee.

>>18706716
>Governor Newsom
andy samberg is his cousin-in-law, if that's a thing

>>18705923
Get a load of this living dunning-kruger case study

>>18703946
You're on /ck/. Soy isn't wordfiltered here

>>18704451
>thinking a guy was guilty of murder means they're Jewish, despise anything white, and want to insidiously destroy western society and replace it with a globalist engine that serves the zionist elites while they have sex with children and drink their blood afterwards

>>18705599
>They enlisted to fight for foreign interests under the false pretense of "muh freedom",
Lmao dude 95% of the vets I know including myself joined for free college and shit. Nobody cares about muh freedom, they just want a pension and something to put on a resume... maybe blow something up along the way.
>b-but they're perpetuating the system
So are you by slinging shit on 4chan instead of doing something about it

>>18703859
Never tried but can tell you with 100% certainty it’s garbage.

>>18704045
This reads like you're having a stroke

>>18704015 you gave this ^^^^^ guy a rage stroke lol

>>18704964
>hypocrasy

>>18703859
>Whats /ck/'s opinion on Black Rifle Coffee?

you're literally drinking stale coffee.

>>18706716
>they have only the "courage" to parrot corporate talking points
corporations parrot leftist talking points, not the other way round anon

>>18706764
>you never contended my point that conservtard "men" are too cowardly to speak their minds.
Might have to do with the fact that the left has made sure they have no platform to be able to speak their minds. As he said, the confidence of the left comes from the fact that everyone with any power is on their side and fully supports them. It's easy to be zealous in that case.

>>18703859
It's shit.

>>18704908
The CEO personally stated he believed Kyle was a murderer and should be in prison for the rest of his life. That's not "staying neutral" or staying out of it.

>>18703859
Cuck coffee. These wannabe tough guys can't even drink coffee without it being an homage to their favorite dick replacement.

>>18704015
I like nice smelling soaps and while I make fun of the stuff targeted at men the duke cannon soaps smell really good and I bought some.

>>18704105
But you are an incel virgin, right?

>>18706548
>they are flushable
yet another sheep herded by Big Wipe(tm)

>>18706548
Flushable wipes aren't flushable my dude. Don't find out the hard way like I did.