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What are some fictional foods you've always wanted to try?

>> No.18701539
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energon

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>>18701531

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>> No.18701999

>>18701531
w-what would you do with it anon?

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Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell’s half acre, baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.

>> No.18702017

>>18701531
anon, that's just a parody of the real world product spam, it's available everywhere

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>>18701531
lembas bread

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>> No.18702088

>>18702044
Probably tastes like elf ass.

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Unironically this.

>> No.18702170

>>18702088
I always imagined unsweet shortbread. But according to the book a small bite will keep you going for ages

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Muhfuggin tubby custard

>> No.18702236

>>18701531
pussy

>> No.18702244

>>18701531
>spam
>>18701539
>uranium
>>18701976
>uranium
>>18702006
>subway + red food dye
>>18702044
>shortbread
>>18702100
>human flesh
>>18702193
>pink stuff
>>18702236
Those exist, it's just female orgasms that don't.

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>>18702236
best i can do is this

>> No.18702325

>>18701531
haggis

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>>18701531
Lembas bread

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>>18701531
pretty much any food from FFXI Online, especially the HQ versions with tastier descriptions

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>>18702956
meant to post this one

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Geck steaks from New Vegas always looked super tasty

>> No.18704025

>>18702244
>spam is... LE BAD
it's better than whatever modern goyslop you shovel down your
>human flesh
krabby patties are actually 100% vegetarian, lorelet.

>> No.18704029

>>18703250
looks like fish desu. I don't think gecko meat would be like that IRL but the only reptile I've ever ate was alligator, so who knows.

>> No.18704464

>>18702088
are you saying that's a bad thing?

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>>18704464