/ck/ - Food & Cooking

lol

>>18689326
I'm a humanitarian

In the dietary sense

vegetarians

>>18689326
Based

lol

>>18689326
kek

>>18689326
Aren't you supposed to be dead, Mitch?

>>18689326
this is probably the first joke

>PEPE

>>18689326
I don’t get it

>>18689563
I didn't like that

>>18689563
:(

MODS

>>18689563

>>18689326
Haha! Yeah!

I once got a month long ban for making this exact thread

>>18689563
Not cool

>>18689326
Haha! Me too!

>>18689326
that's binge eating disorder

>>18689563
I despise chinks so goddamn much. Literal subhuman demons. I wish Japan had won in WW2 just so they could've colonized & atricitied these insects out of their existence. 5000 years of being bred for the filthy, crowded, fetid slave life of the rice-farmer and the city-dweller - life unworthy of life.

https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/article/1879850/chinese-most-dishonest-japanese-and-british-least-study-finds

https://stoneageherbalist.substack.com/p/cannibalism-with-chinese-characteristics

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Wang_Yue
>other commentators credited the high-profile Peng Yu incident in 2006, in which someone who helped an injured accident victim was accused of having injured the victim himself and was forced to pay for the victim's medical bill

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Shoulan_v._Peng_Yu
>The court decided in favor of the plaintiff and held Peng liable for damages, reasoning that despite the lack of concrete evidence, "no one would in good conscience help someone unless they felt guilty".

Basic empathy is incomprehensible to chinks. They relish in death, cannibalism, and wanton cruelty. "Traditional Chinese medicine" is just an excuse for these human Zerg to wipe out what beautiful animals remain and absorb their biomass. A million chink lives are not worth one tiger, rhino, or even pangolin!

Banzai! Sieg heil! Death to all Han vermin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueNr7mfFZu8

>>18689414
lmao

>>18689807
Stop being butthurt, the Chinese doctrine of making the animal suffer as much as possible by dismembering it and cooking it alive for the tastiest meat is anciently proven.

>>18689563
quite anti semitic

>>18689326
based

>>18689563
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>18689807

>>18690516
what is going on here? i know the fish were accidently served alive, but how do you eat this even if they were dead?

>>18690524
>accidently

>>18690528
that fact that it's filmed so intently is what leads me to believe it's a mistake. how do you eat it? just stab your fork and knife in and let it bleed everywhere?

Its like an ad for a weight loss center. Before and way before

>>18689326
So if you were blind you would starve to death? Oh no...

>>18691042
HOOOOOOOOO

>>18689807
Holy based

>>18689563
tbf, while we'd look at this oriental person enjoying this bizarre meal, we occidentals have our own odd food rituals which are just as horrific, such as eating steak that's not fully cooked.

>>18691644
No, that isn't as horrific.

>>18689673
Lmao

>>18690554
Are you serious? Do you not know how meat works?

It's essentially a garnish that shows off the freshness of the fish. They are dead, but still twitching.

>>18689563
This would actually be hot if, instead of a frog, it was a sexy and beautiful girl looking at you while you eat her raw meat.

>>18689563
delete this immediately

>>18689673
It's like telling a joke at a gathering where nobody reacts to it. And then Chad repeats it five seconds later and has everyone in stiches.

>>18689326
Haha, good one!

-Steve, "twelve gauge" Smith
-USMC 1967-1972
-Selling 1970 chevy nova 25k no low-balls
-30-06 is god's calibre
-ass, grass, or cash. No one rides for free

>>18691644
If steak wasn't meant to be eaten raw then why is beef so clean and benign
people even eat the cysts

>>18692458
abscess w/e

>>18689326
Eileen, you HAVE to sned this to Jim! So funny!!

>>18689546
You don't get vision?

>>18690119
Only honest meat eater here

>>18692499
>meat eater
is this the new "cisgender"? ie weird terms for normal people

>>18689326
based frogposter

>>18689563
>>18690511
>>18690516
>>18690528


reminds me of padak... nightmare stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOP6vz5i5XM

>>18692507
It's an old Indian insult.

>>18692615
No wonder they live on reservations

>>18689563
:(

>>18689563

>>18689673
Mods are completely useless at this point because all the janitors are redditor new fags who make threads like this. If mods actually deleted this thread like they should it would only make a janny quit.

>>18691644
>odd food rituals which are just as horrific, such as eating steak that's not fully cooked.
Nigga at least the cow is dead by then. Fuck you you chink pos

>>18692128
lol

>>18689326
I'm just a social drinking, if someone has a drink, social I.

Im on a seaweed diet. i see weed and i friggin smoke it lol

I'm on a ladybug diet. I see a lady, I poz her.

>>18693296
Based

>>18689563
>>18690511
>>18690516
>>18690528
Based chinks making the animal suffer as much as possible before eating it

>>18689326

>>18690516
Nice extra suffering points ramming a skewer through one of its eyes and keeping it there.

>>18693615
>i sense that the animal isn't suffering enough
>but...
>stick a skewer through it!
>like how? it wouldn't make any structural sense
>fuck it i'll skewer it myself

>>18693621
there literally is no structural reason for the skewer

I heard you break your backs to ensure a painless death for your food. You are like a baby. Watch a culinary superpower show you how it's done.

You cowards don't even boil and fry dogs alive after breaking its legs.
https://files.catbox.moe/46ql54.mp4

>>18693688
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4646200/Horrifying-moment-dog-cooked-wok-China.html
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/defenceless-dogs-scream-agony-boiled-8788111
https://fightdogmeat.com/dog-meat/yelping-in-boiling-water-pan/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4082640/Horrific-moment-dog-BOILED-ALIVE-Chinese-villagers-rip-fur-clumps-incredibly-gets-runs-away.html

>>18689563
epic
fuck frogposters

>>18693698
video of picrel
https://files.catbox.moe/s5mx5a.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/k1wleb.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/pyw3gt.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/t5vxi6.mp4

>>18689563
I hate every race except white people

>>18693688
>>18693707
Talk about hot dogs

>>18693807
Why should Asians let Western taboos hold back culinary progress? After centuries of proven experimentation, China determined that making the animal suffer as much as possible produces the tastiest meat. I don't see how the impotent butthurt of westeners is a logical reason to eat less tasty meat.

Nice

>>18693807
They equally hate you
You’re not special translucent boy

Japanese love their whale, the meat ships directly from the whale to the supermarket for optimum freshness.

>>18693296
DUDE.

>>18693921
My blue eyes say otherwise :^)

>>18693942
>be japanese whale
>watch dudes take meat from your torso like you're a giant fridge
>watch them load the boxes of your meat into a truck to the supermarket

>>18689326
Based

>>18691715
they are not dead.

>>18693688
>>18693698
>cooking without properly butchering and gutting
why do chinese do this?

>>18693688
>>18693707
>>18693796
somebody please just post the webms.

>>18694037
i'm sure the japanese at least make sure the whale is dead.

>>18692643
>If mods actually deleted this thread like they should
>advocating mods deleting food threads on the food and cooking board
that's actually the faggiest thing they can do

>>18694413
They do all that while the animal is still alive sometimes in the middle of frying, like in >>18693707 where they let the dog out temporarily

>>18694463
>>18692643
Why would mods delete one of the few food threads on the board

>>18693374
Sounds like factory farms

>>18693986
>Ze heckin pigments

>>18694413
Daily reminder chinese cheat on their IQ tests and they're not half as intelligent as advertised. There's a reason why most of their scientific breakthroughs involve finding new and creative ways to steal western breakthroughs.

>>18694499
factory farms have been regulated to death over westen animal rights inspections
in china the animal is screaming to death the same hour it's on the dinner table

>>18693986
Good on you , pink boy

>>18693827
Caaarlooooos!

>>18693379
I dream of the day when every single post is an identical expressionless pepe

>>18689563

>>18690516
>>18693396
>why is there a skewer through one of its eyes and just floating there for no reason?
>you clearly don't know anything about cooking

>>18694490
It's actually kind of impressive how the practitioners of the Chinese culinary art let the dog out of the fryer for a bit to make the cooking process take as long as possible to drag out all the suffering and marinating the meat in it, making a 30 minute process take all day.

>>18690561
>i have an idea for the tastiest dish
>what is it?
>let's just put a monkey on a clamp and saw the top of its skull open then people take their forks to eat the monkey's brain while it's trying to escape

>>18689807
hahaha

>>18690516
and they say nazis are bad sheesh

>be chinese
>daydreaming about how to make an animal feel the most pain before eating it

>>18689673
you just didn;t tell it right

>>18694409
define dead. and even if they are alive why does it matter?

I am fully convinced that any person who engages in the torture of their meats is not actually a person at all, but some kind of sub-human demoniac. Who gives a fuck if it "tastes better" (which is something I don't even believe)? The disgust and sympathetic suffering incurred easily defeats the alleged superior taste.

People should be forced to experience the worst death they intentionally inflict (or would be willing to inflict) on another living creature.

>>18691715
You're thinking of the dead octopus and the soy sauce. This is different, this is ikizukuri where the fish is deliberately kept alive as it's being sliced into and served alive as the name implies.

>>18691715
you can see in >>18690511 that the fish is definitely alive and not animated by salt or anything

>>18689563
not cool :(

>>18694602
>People should be forced to experience the worst death they intentionally inflict (or would be willing to inflict) on another living creature.
fantasizing about karma existing is kinda cringe

>>18694602
Well China and the victims in Mexican cartel videos already do, but they still throw alive animals into fryers

>>18694602
>(which is something I don't even believe)
Well, Chinese don't have to "believe" it because they've spent centuries proving it.

In China, the cultural default with dogs is that they are almost always cooked alive in the frying wok or thrown into boiling water after disabling (partially or completely) its legs.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/chinese-boil-dog-alive-video-17115879

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BYPuLnAscA

>>18694640
That's not karma, it's simple poetic justice. You'll find its like in various non-karmic religions.

Chinese have festivals where dogs are tortured to death and then eaten
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/yulin-dog-meat-festival-video-china-blow-torch-animal-cruelty-a8969361.html

>>18694602
It's morally justified because Chinese people are happier eating animals alive than the animals are sad about dying so the total happiness of the world increased.

A cat at the Yulin Dog Meat Festival being skinned and gutted ready to be boiled alive

Sold on market to residents

always a woman with the cart full of rotisseries

dog

The Yulin Dog Meat Festival in 2022 lasted 10 days and cooked over 5,000 dogs and cats alive and eaten.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/pets/news-features/animal-cruelty-in-china-what-can-be-done-about-it/ https://archive.vn/DfDfx
>Cruelty is an inherent part of the dog meat trade: there's a traditional belief that the meat tastes better if the animal suffers as it dies, with adrenaline coursing through the body.

Damn, I thought /ck/ was the designated Chinese Communist Party board.
You better work a bit on your propaganda, Chong — this thread is making me hate China and the rest of Asia, not bend my knee to them.

>>18694818
Maybe 10 years ago when Americans still had a choice in the matter this post would've made sense.

Why :(

>>18694830
Chinese culinary doctrine intentionally doesn't include killing the animal before the skinning, gutting and frying/boiling so that the animal feels as much pain as possible before or while being eaten, which traditionally nets the tastiest meats as was developed in China for centuries.

>>18694843
But dogs are not livestock we evolved together for millennia for our mutual benefit to hunt together and become companions

>>18694843
Buddhists believe that every living being may represent a reincarnated ancestor. Communism is a hatred of and war with your cultural past. Chinese are both buddhist and communist.

>>18694851
In China dogs and cats are companions and pets too but still there comes a time where their legs are broken, skin pulled off and they're thrown into a pot of boiling water regardless.

>>18694859
In China dogs and cats are companions and pets too but still there comes a time where their legs are broken, fur coat pulled off and they're thrown into a pot of boiling water regardless.

>>18694851
In China dogs and cats are companions and pets too but still there comes a time where their legs are broken, fur coat pulled off and they're thrown into the pot of boiling water regardless.

>>18694862
I hate it

It's only a matter of time till automation saves the day and there's Chinese factories that automatically tortures the dogs & cats with revolving blowtorches, skins them and cooks them

>>18694868
I love watching you pussies squirm when it comes to your precious pets.
I carry a sidearm just in case somebodys dog walks up to me with no leash on i can put a bullet in its brain.
>sorry bro your animal was coming after me
Is what ill say even if it was just walking up to sniff me. Dog owners are retarded so they deserve it

>>18694934
also dogs & cats can automatically be fed into the process with drones that snatch strays and flys them over to the auto-blowtorches

>>18689326
Sounds good.

>>18694937
No you don't. You'd have your right to bear arms revoked and spend the rest of your life crying because you have no remaining way to express power.

>>18689326
Alri dad

When the food keeps running from the pot but it's okay because prolonging its suffering creates more flavor

>>18695205
video https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3498394/Horrifying-moment-Chinese-farmer-cooks-LIVE-dog-boiling-water-village-party.html

>>18691644
Anon I'm sorry youre a psychopath, I know that hypochondria is a symptom of that.

>>18693807
is it really opposite day already schlomo? time flies right?

>>18689563

>>18692458
>>18692471
>>18692478
dunno if you are serious or not but every food defends itself from being eaten. thats why so much shit is poisonous.

Blowtorches are used whenever possible in the traditional chinese cooking of dog alive

>>18693827
Carlos!!!!

>>18695220
Blowtorches are most likely used because the Chinese realized it's literally the slowest way to cook something and dogs overheat easily so the blowtorch can cause the greatest amount of suffering in the longest amount of time with the least effort. Simple Chinese ingenuity.

>>18695205
>animals have feelings too!
Shut up faggot

>>18695228
I am merely stating what people in China actually believe. It's documented by mainstream sources.

>>18695228
Yeah the feelings are even stronger than for us humans. The feelings are called instincts.

>>18695256
[citation needed]

>>18694779
The Chinese market isn't settling for inferior untortured dog meat

>>18689326

>>18695227
chink monsters truly deserved every mass murder in the several millions that happened to them, hail mao thank you for your service!

>>18689326
>>I'm on a seafood diet, I see food, then I eat it.

Not when presented with certain vegan food you ain't or are you saying you would eat the bugs?

>>18694951
Obviously i didnt tell them that when i got my permit, which i dont even need in my state anymore. Face it, one fuck up and im killing your dog while you watch helplessly

>>18689326
haha!

>>18692128
The funny thing is, most of these guys can't ride for shit and just putt around town on their Mexican oil strainers a few times in the warmer months of the year.
>>18692458
What the FUCK.

>>18689326
I am on a seafaggot diet
I see OP and he is a faggot

>>18689569
>>18689594
>>18689625
what was deleted?

>>18694937
you have to be 18 to post here

>>18692045
That's because the people are laughing at YOU, not the joke.

>>18695307
based
>>18695639
here
>>18695636
also based

>>18695345
>permit
yup, definitely not 18.

>>18695220
>>18695227
>>18694692
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/China-dog-on-fire-.mp4

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9402349/horrors-of-yulin-dog-festival-animals-are-blowtorched/

>>18695220
>>18695227
>>18694692
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/China-dog-on-fire-.mp4
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9402349/horrors-of-yulin-dog-festival-animals-are-blowtorched/

>merchants in yulin dog meat festival 1up each other saying their dog has the most suffering
>my dogs were blowtorched for 2 hours before it died
>we blowtorched our dogs for 3 hours
>customers buy and pay extra for dog meat they think suffered the most
>premium dog meat from dogs who were tortured for days prior

source
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/27/eating-dog-vietnam-thailand-kate-hodal
>Some diners believe the more an animal suffers before it dies, the tastier its meat
https://news.yahoo.com/foreign-protesters-bark-unleashes-chinese-dog-eaters-bite-041509376.html
>the beating and boiling alive of animals in the belief that the more frightened the dogs, the tastier the meat
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/pets/news-features/animal-cruelty-in-china-what-can-be-done-about-it/ https://archive.vn/DfDfx
>Cruelty is an inherent part of the dog meat trade: there's a traditional belief that the meat tastes better if the animal suffers as it dies, with adrenaline coursing through the body.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1139769/yulin-Lychee-and-Dog-Meat-Festival-china-animal-rights-peta-ricky-gervais
>They believe torturing the dog makes the meat tastier. They beat them, burn them, skin and boil them alive
>Dogs are often cooked alive so their meat becomes “tastier” because of Adrenaline
https://networkforanimals.org/news/chinese-migrant-workers-torturing-and-eating-dogs-in-jordan/
>Chinese believe that torturing the dog makes the meat softer and tastier. And the dogs are often skinned alive before being eaten.

>>18697716
I hope I live to see Beijing burn

>>18694413
pain is flavor you stupid gweilo

https://files.catbox.moe/k3tha3.mp4

>>18689326
Same.

>>18694409
>>18694616
>>18694627
Wrong. Learn to feesh, bubs. You don't need to put salt on chicken for it to run around after you slice its head off.

https://honestfishers.com/why-do-fish-still-move-after-being-gutted/

Excerpt of usual dog blowtorching process
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/China-dog-on-fire-.mp4

Living dog with legs broken being skinned and gutted
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/China-Dog-skinned-alive-.mp4

Dog with intact legs being boiled over a day
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/China-boil-dog-alive-.mp4

Pre butcher boiling water torture
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/China-Husky-dog-meat.mp4

Taking meat from living dog
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/C-skinned-alive-.mp4

Another blowtorching, broken legs
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/China-dog-burned-alive-.mp4

Boiled alive
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/China-Dogs-boiled-in-drum-.mp4

>>18697716
SLAANESH HAS PLEASURES BEYOND ALL HUMAN IMAGINING

>>18697767
kek

>>18696806
>>18695949
>not knowing permit to carry
noguns soyboy zoomers detected.

>>18689326
I can't believe you just made that stupid pun. I absolutely hate puns like that. They're just so annoying and childish. I get so angry when I hear them. I want to scream and throw things. You need to grow up and stop making jokes like that. They're not funny, they're just irritating. I'm sick of hearing them and I wish people would stop making them.

The traditional way to prepare dog in China is skinning it alive, gutting it, beating it for hours, breaking its legs and using the traditional blowtorch to slowly cook it while it's screaming so it feels the most pain as possible for the tastiest meat.

>>18698291
>https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/China-dog-burned-alive-.mp4
can you even imagine what the full 3 hour video is like
white people watch movies, lord of the rings
chinese people just blowtorch a dog on the lowest heat setting

in the time you watched the first lord of the rings movie simultaneously chinese people were watching a dog get blowtorched on the lowest heat setting for 3 hours
im sure some of you people saw lord of the rings in theaters when you were a teenager
ok and peter jackson's masterpiece was unlike anything you've ever seen before
you had hopes for the world and the beauty of life
lord of the rings must have had an impact on you in the early 00s craze
that moment in your life was special and formative
and the chinese verson is instead dog gets blowtorched for 3 hours

Sometimes they take breaks in between the slow blowtorching for prolong the process to 6+ hours
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1142804673793052677/pu/vid/544x960/UMMSfxV506tWH2z5.mp4

https://fightdogmeat.com/asia/china-police-officer-bludgeons-golden-retriever-three-hours/

https://files.catbox.moe/v9thr7.mp4

>>18698772
Seek help

>>18692045
You can get around this problem by repeating your own jokes five seconds after you say them the first time. I guarantee people will laugh the second time.

>>18699114
I actually tried this once, and somebody said "we heard you the first time." Then some people laughed.

>>18698872
The Lord of the Rings movies drained my imagination. The books had evoked images in my mind that came to be replaced by an inferior imposed vision.

China is a big country. If something like 5 million people practice torturing animals, that's still only a fraction of the country. I have to believe there are perhaps more affluent parts of China whose citizens disprove of the peasants who torture their food. Otherwise Chinese food in the West should be a lot worse.

>>18699989
>I have to believe there are perhaps more affluent parts of China ...
there's chinese ppl typing in english talking about how their parents would just cook the family dog/cat one day lole

>chinese dog blowtorch compilation video

>chinese dog blowtorch compilation video shown to US congress

Butcher finds meat to serve
https://files.catbox.moe/t8cqka.mp4

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/C-Shiba-tortured-.mp4

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/China-police-beat-dog-.mp4

Dog blowtorching
https://files.catbox.moe/lgwf79.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/dhec1r.mp4

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/VN-dog-screams-in-bag-.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/du4pnf.mp4

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/China-burned-alive-.mp4

How did this thread devolve into a thread about Chinese animal crudity?

>>18700726
>Chinese animal crudity?
This is Chinese cooking. Mods deleted the original post

IT'S RAW!! THE MEAT IS STILL BARKING

>>18700726
It's a pepe thread.
These threads are notorious for attracting this type of faggotry.

>>18700726
Traditional Chinese dog blowtorching is a culinary art confirmed by wikipedia and mainstream media sources

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/China-burned-alive-.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/2ig205.mp4

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/China-Gryhound-slammed-to-death-in-Hebei-.mp4

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/VN-woman-chops-dogs-leg-off-.mp4

>>18691644
>we occidentals
you're chinese
fuck off

>>18700765
imagine unironically being this butthurt

>>18690528
hello! i am the peacful chill guy that has been trying to hype everyone up in /ck/ all night but upon seeing this gif im so mad at nearly all asian peoples even if they have no relation with this i wish to crush their tiny penises and toes i want their teeth to become rubble and their bellies to no longer hold food but my shit that is consistently leaking into their bodies as they decide in which dialect they want to cry to me

>>18693621
>>18693630
it prevents the fish from jumping off the plate. I would call you a mongoloid but clearly even they understand this concept

>>18701040

>>18701040
I see it now

>>18693615
haha they took my nigga that squid and did him like that okay asians just wait until next reset you will be boiled alive again

>>18698962
THE OUTSIDE IS CRISPY BUT THE INSIDE IS RAWWWWWWW

>>18700693
THIS IS GOING TO TAKE HOURS. IS THAT A FUCKING STOVE STARTER? MY CREME BRULEE TORCH COULD COOK IT FASTER.

>>18701119
>>18701159
Stuck in 2010

>>18698291
WHAT IS THIS, SUSHI? YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO COOK IT. IT'LL BE BITING YOUR CHOPSTICK HAND

>>18698279
IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO SET A BLOWTORCH THIS LOW. YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP HER WAITING FOR HOURS

I got a weight problem
I can't wait to eat

I USE THAT SAME MODEL TO IGNITE MY STOVE

>>18698070
I USE THAT SAME MODEL TO IGNITE MY STOVE

>>18701231
uhh based department?

>>18697549
YOU'LL BE ROLLING THE DOG DOWN THE FUCKING STREET STUPID DONKEY

>>18694681
WHERE IS THE HEAT SOURCE
THIS COULDN'T EVEN COOK RICE

>>18693707
THIS IS THE ONE SETUP THAT COULD ACTUALLY COOK IT BEFORE SUNDOWN. ONE PROBLEM, YOU LET IT OUT OF THE FUCKING POT

>>18693688
Tip: Put a cover on it, it'll drown out the barking and cook it faster. Otherwise good.

>>18700796
YOU'RE COOKING WITH HAY

>>18694681
The heat of the boiling water cooks the dog

>>18700233
I don't have a problem with butchering any animal if that's their culture. It's the torturing that's subhuman.

>>18701306
Blowtorch is standard for cooking dog in the Yulin Dog Meat Festival and is popularly almost always done if a blowtorch is available.

>>18699187
That sounds like a personal problem

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>>18689326
lmao

>>18701304
The suffering of the dog flavors the meat.

>>18698834
>>18698962
>outside is fried to golden crisp perfection
>it's still barking tho

https://files.catbox.moe/hnjc2e.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/5j6t07.mp4
>Dog skinning before blowtorching at Yulin

https://files.catbox.moe/hnjc2e.mp4
>Blowtorching, picrel

https://files.catbox.moe/si5ol4.mp4
>their cans run out and need to be replaced
>this goes on for an hour

https://files.catbox.moe/3ob0x6.mp4
>Blowtorching and tenderizing

https://files.catbox.moe/5j6t07.mp4
>Dog skinning alive before hour long blowtorching at Yulin which processes around 5,000-10,000 dogs and cats in 10 days yearly during the Yulin Dog Meat Festival

https://files.catbox.moe/si5ol4.mp4
>their cans run out and need to be replaced
>this goes on for an hour

https://files.catbox.moe/hnjc2e.mp4
>Blowtorching

https://files.catbox.moe/3ob0x6.mp4
>Blowtorching and tenderizing

https://files.catbox.moe/pgps07.mp4
>Dog tenderization

>>18689326
Meta...

I hate meta.

>>18702522
Positively subhuman.

You can tell which videos are authentic Yulin and which ones are amateurs trying to copy it with the sloppy skinning and the handheld tank blowtorches

>>18702522
I get that they're poor and will eat almost anything but can't they stab their heart like the way I heard the Native Americans and the blue fuckers from Avatar did it

>>18702589
see >>18697716
The suffering is for taste

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>>18702522
Lmao imagine filming at a butcher shop and censoring the guy cutting steaks. These people have no grasp on reality

Authentic Yulin Blowtorching: https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/China-dog-on-fire-.mp4 https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1142804673793052677/pu/vid/544x960/UMMSfxV506tWH2z5.mp4 and >>18698070
Authentic Yulin skinning: https://files.catbox.moe/5j6t07.mp4

Amateur blowtorching: https://files.catbox.moe/lgwf79.mp4
Amateur skinning: https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/C-skinned-alive-.mp4

what the fuck is the connection between OPs joke and Chinese dog torture spam? This has to be some mental illness, normal people don't do this

>>18703079
>torture
This is the Yulin Chinese art of cooking.
All of the replies to a deleted post were reacting to a Chinese cooking webm.

the dog's reaction to blowtorch, immortalized until eaten

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/China-skinned-alive-.mp4
>Amateur skinning

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/China-Blowroched-alive.mp4
>Boiled dog being blowtorched

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/China-beaten-to-death-.mp4
>Tenderizing before blowtorch

https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/China-boiled-alive-.mp4
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/www.FightDogMeat.com-7-.mp4
https://fightdogmeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/China-boling-water-.mp4
>Dog boils

They do the same to cats but there's no videos for some reason, only pictures.

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I'm on a seafood diet. Icy food? Then I yeet it.

Those racist dogs said the g-word. Deserved.

Glad to see the gore thread is still up, thank you mods
>>18694738
So this is the secret, tortured cat meat has the true protein that every fitizen should get

>>18704001
>this
>gore
absolute clown. learn 2 cook noob.

>>18690561
Imagine a hot Chinese girl scooping up some monkeys brain while it screams in pain and terror, meanwhile she's sitting there laughing her ass off at the monkeys suffering, lol that'd be so fucked up like who would even get turned on by that? Not me, thats for sure.

>>18704163
t. Wang Dong

>>18704001
>don't post THOSE chinese cooking videos
fuck off

>>18704329

>>18704329

Holy fuck, the Chinese are fucked up

Exquisite pain level, very good dog I taste it has been tortured well. Nothing like blowtorched dog.

Chinks really are subhuman