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I told the young lady at starbucks that an Americano is supposed to be equal parts water and espresso and she say no that's not right and laughed at me.

>> No.18689390

>>18689386
Americans...

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>>18689386

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>>18689386
I'll take care of your barista problem.

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>>18689386
you know what to do fren

>> No.18689781

>>18689386
I'd give that young lady equal parts of deez nuts for disrespecting my best friend OP like that.

>> No.18689785

I don't believe you because it's clearly on their menu
https://www.starbucks.com/menu/product/406/hot

>> No.18689790

>>18689399
you'll.... get a job at starbucks and make me an Americano correctly??

>> No.18689793

>>18689785
>https://www.starbucks.com/menu/product/406/hot
what does that show? I always ask for "light water"

>> No.18689794

>>18689386
She's right. It should be more like 1:3 espresso to water

>> No.18689806

>>18689790
Heh.. something like that..

>> No.18689814

>>18689806
cool, thanks bud. You are a true legend in your own time.

>> No.18689893

>>18689386
I had to look up what an Americano is. Then I found out that apparently I don't know what anything in a coffee shop is. Also I learned that when I put the complimentary milk in an espresso I ordered once (I go to a coffee shop maybe once in a year when I need caffeine and don't have another source, and the only coffee drink I enjoy and don't want to overpay for is espresso), that was apparently a ghetto breach of etiquette that could get me kicked out (undercutting their latte markup or some shit).

So fuck your coffee shops and coffee culture. It's been brutally mocked in pop culture since at least the 80s for good reason.