/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18683437
Agree. Any blant dish can be improved by it

For me, it's Tabasco on hash browns

>>18683473
You should try it in coffee

i think it's a bit too acidic

>>18683483
Sorry, I meant to say, you people fucking idiots for not using this hot sauce. It's cheap and it's 100,000 scoville at least.

>>18683473
yes but also syrup

goes good on the eggs too but less is more

>>18683437
how's the thread going bud?

>>18683486
Once you grow up, you will realize that people enjoy many things. Liking one thing does not mean they don't like something else. This thread is about a specific thing. It is not the thing you are talking about, you fucking retarded infant.

>>18683437
>>18683493
>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>>18683437
The only one I like. The rest is mediocre.

>>18683560
Yeah I love this one

>>18683560
yes, way better than original and basically settles hot sauce war.

>>18683498
God you sound autistic.

>>18683437
Tabasco's good for mac n cheese but Franks is better for everything else.

>>18683498
Not joking, have you been diagnosed?

>>18683437
gazpatcho!..

>>18683591
>>18683583
>even autists have the basic social skills that I lack
dam bruh...

>>18683604
you poor thing.

This has been my jam lately. It's very flavorful and fruity, pretty hot. Absolutely slaps on pizza.

>>18683604
Where'd you go, psychological post?

>>18683437
I tried putting some hot sauce in my water I was boiling pasta in a few days ago but it didn't really work, the sauce mostly just went to the top instead of seeping into the pasta like I had hoped

>>18683437
puts it on ice cream

>>18683437
It's best in rich soups, and making sauces. Other than that, it just adds too much acidity...

Step aside children, this is the best Tabasco variant.

>>18683473
You put Tabasco on over easy eggs then mash them into your hash browns. Serve on toast

What about this?

>>18683437
>Tabasco

The absolute challange for white ppl

>>18684389
Get a new joke, I eat spicier food than you, Steve. I'm also whiter than you.

>>18684398
>I'm also whiter than you.
post pic of nipple

>>18684160
Based and smokedpilled

>>18684423
>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt/

>>18683437

no question, but as runner up I'll put cholula if I somehow don't have any tabasco

and if THAT happens, I'll settle for texas pete

>>18684427
thats the whiteness test, retard
only pure whites have pink nipples

>>18684389
>challange for white ppl
Where does this lazy and false assumption even come from? Every person I know who likes spicy food is white. If I look up spicy challenges on youtube it's always white dudes. Hot sauce recipes are all made by white people. Even koreans and malaysians eat more spicy food than blacks and mexicans.

>>18684461
It's literally all they have lol

They want to be racist and insulting but they cannot think of anything that's actually negative so this is what they go with lol

Kind of like how they keep trying to invent slurs against whites and nobody ever cares about any of them

>>18684398

Holy cope

>>18684461
>>18684474
For sure. White people literally colonized the entire world and became the dominant race on the planet because they couldn't get enough spices.

>>18683503
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>18686570
why are you doing this to us and yourself

>>18684181
>soybean oil

>>18684160
DAMN, there's more then red and green?!
Thanks /ck/, I learned today!

>>18683730
Add the juice from your pepperoncini pepper jar.
Have fun :)

>>18687349
I will give something like that a try

>>18683437
Do you know the actual nonmeme answer that improves every food and isn't kiddie hotsauce?

>>18687465
Stepped up my macaroni game.
Also, it it helps, I save my old jars for this purpose.
I can use up like a quarter to half of a jar of juice for one meal depending on type & amount of pasta.

>>18683586
Franks is so sour I love it. I buy them by the gallon

>>18683437
>Overpowers every other flavor until the food just tastes like vinegar
No thanks.

>>18687962
Franks is just salt. And I love it.

>>18684160
Smoked anything is a turnoff for me.

>>18683503
>>18686570
i love this pasta and all its variants

>>18688174
Salt and vinegar kek. Finally, I can just drink my chips straight

>>18684461
It's because in the southern states and Caribbean hot sauce and spicy food is everywhere... its just a normal thing. White people actively seek to ruin dishes with hot sauce while black people incorporate ot into a lot of their dishes.

I've been to alot of Caribbean islands and the degree of the amount of scotch bonnet in their marinades and such depends, but its always spicy.

>>18683437
even on ice cream?

>>18684160
based

>>18688151
what if i really like vinegar?

Kinda true. This little bottle keeps me eating beans and rice throughout the weak. I wouldn't put put on shit that actually tastes good though