/ck/ - Food & Cooking

who in their right mind would eat that many calories

>>18683137
all of these just make me sick and want something to counter the sweetness.
this is coming from someone who just scuffed down 2 tubes of anchovy paste that expired months ago with old bread and had absolutely zero issues

>>18683137
It's weird cause here milky ways have no carmel like that musketeer thing and instead we got mars bars which have the carmel

>>18683141
it's bulk season friend
where do you think you are, /fit/ is here for the winter

>>18683141
>>18683152
You fools, you don't just eat it in a sitting. You put it in my freezer and cut off a piece once day or so.

>>18683137
Why is the Milky Way bar called a "3 Musketeers", and the Mars bar a "Milky Way"? And why is the Milky Way wrapper not blue?
Who made this picture, a fucking retard?

>>18683141
Who in their right mind actually cares about calories?
I'm serious. Calorie counting is harmful to your mental health.

>>18683166
pretty sure that shit's under 400 calories bruh or ill have to start buying some

>>18683171
The cute girls with flat bellies, outtie belly buttons, whose old bras are too big so they just stop wearing them altogether. They CICO by eating minor amounts of indulgence food like french fries.

>>18683171
counting calories is very important or i could be slowly losing my gains and not even know it

I can't afford them anyway
That thing cost as much as a single meal

>>18683141
It’s only 230 calories I think

>>18683190
>gains
Oh, you're one of those faggots.

generally speaking the higher calories you eat in a day the bigger you are, the lower calories you eat in a day the smaller you are.
calorie counting is a learning experience of how much energy your body actually needs so you can meet those needs in the future through something called eyeballing
it's not rocket surgery

>>18683141
Well I'll tell you right now I eat it
And I know that you won't believe it
when I say it's just a fact
I'm not fat I'm not fat I'm not fat

>>18683137
But what's the next step?

>>18683227
adding pretzels

>>18683195
the Snickers I have in my hand says it's 400 (200x2)
that's like 1/5 of the daily intake and it's from useless sugars
I'd rather eat some soup

>>18683249
>400 (200x2)
That's not how it works, you retard. You can't say a Snickers bar has a total of 400 calories when you literally have two of them, with 200 calories each.
A full sized Snickers bar has 250 calories.

>>18683171
/fit/ seems like a bunch of together people though lol

>>18683310
>You can't say a Snickers bar has a total of 400 calories when you literally have two of them, with 200 calories each.
you fucking retard, I am talking about Snickers super which has 2 small bars

>>18683157
>tfw just came from /fit/

>>18683332
<3

>>18683137
Why does your milk way look like a mars bar?

>>18683329
Yeah, that's what I said. That's not a normal Snickers. A normal, average Snickers bar is 250 calories. A Snickers Super, which isn't a normal Snickers bar, has two smaller, 200 calorie bars. One Snickers Super bar is 200 calories, not 400.

>>18683401
completely irrelevant
if you're only eating half a snickers super you might as well eat half the normal bar and call it a day
we're talking about the entire package

>>18683152
What does that have to do with your aversion to sweets?

>>18683481
>buy a six-pack of Snickers
>eat all of them at once
WTF why does a single Snickers have 1500 calories??????

>>18683494
Because it satisfies.

>>18683487
silly billy i'm saying that normally i have a very strong stomach but these shred me. you're so silly.

>>18683494
>buy a halloween pack of snickers
>wtf bros it only has 50 kcal per bar, why would you lie about snickers being bad for you?
this is what you sound like, retard

>>18683137
you like snickers because it's the closest thing to actual food. you could eat food instead. if you have a real blender, not one of those imitation blenders dads buy, you can make all kinds of stuff with fruit and cocoa that can also satisfy most of your nutritional targets for the day.

>>18683706
>nutritional targets
Nutrition is a pseudoscience. There's literally no proof for any of it.
>there's little tiny particles of nutrition in food
Yeah, as if. Fuck off with your bullshit. A banana is comprised only of banana, not of carbohydrates or potassium or what ever.

>>18683155
if I'm not mistaken it's been decades since we had mars bars in the states, I thought they had almonds in them
I could be wrong on both though
>>18683137
I usually pick a milkyway or 3 musketeer over snickers, I like all candy bars though. I just don't eat them anymore since I stopped toking reefers, or sweet snacks or cereal

>>18683171
ketolards and carnitards really are just fat fucks, it seems

I only have 3 reasons for ever buying cheap chocolate
1. Using it in a recipe
2. Buying it for retards with shit taste buds or children
3. Terry's Chocolate Orange

>>18683332
Quack

>>18683640
Have sone self control faggot

>>18683171
How fat are you?

>>18683825
I'm slightly underweight.

>>18683826
>t. Amerilard
lol

>>18683834
I don't know where you got that idea but you're wrong.

>>18683231
But in the process you removed the nougat and worsened the product.

>>18683723
based.

This isn't entirely wrong. Individual nutrients and extracts often behave differently outside the contexts of foods they're in.

>>18683227

>>18683141
AHHH OH NO OH GOD CALORIES!!! THOSE ARE LIKE SO AWFUL FOR YOU!!! NOT THE CALORIES ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!

>>18684482
I don't know about this...it seems icy

>>18684485
Seriously though, this fat american mindset of
>high calorie = unhealthy
>low calorie = healthy
enrages me.

>>18685262
Yeah, bro, it's waaaaaaaaay icy!

>>18685301
Same, it's a big part of the reason I'm anti-CICO. People focus so much on calories they forget that food is actually more complex than a simple math problem and their stomach isn't a food-burning furnace.

>>18683168
Euro detected

>>18683168
American website.

>>18683743
I lost 70 lbs in 4 months on keto. It really works if you do it right, and no counting calories. Low carb is not great long term though.

*blocks your path*

>>18685645
This image makes my teeth hurt.

>>18685524
Why did you save that webm?

>>18685650
I like it.

>>18683738
Maybe the American ones did but nah mars bars in the rest of the world are caramel and nougat

>>18683171
t.

>>18685744
I was not prepared for that.

>>18685744
>Why would overweight people be interested in counting calories?
Y'all don't even try anymore, hey? Even if it's a total non sequitur.

>>18685301
Are you burning a lot of calories? Eat the carbs. Are you not burning a lot of calories and getting fat? Cut back on the calorically rich food. It's not completely 1:1 - disorders, enzymes, whether you chew your food or swallow it whole, etc. - but if you scale it out (like if your diet largely consists of wheat, potato and cane sugar, and you have a tendency to binge), cutting back or nearly cutting out those carbs will help you lose or maintain weight in most cases, and a lot of that is just fewer calories in.

>>18683137
I want a Snickers bar without the nasty ass chocolate.

>>18683137
do you think they drizzle the chocolate to look like a veiny penis on purpose

>>18685953
Yes. It triggers an Oedipal nostalgia

>>18686035
What do veiny penises have to do with fucking your mother and killing your father?

>>18686048
Elektral then, Mr. Papalopolous.