/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Im so glad I dont eat like this anymore

>>18679218
Looks like it needs some pickle relish on top

>>18679231
You would suck a dick to have 1/16th of the money I have.

>>18679231
That's funny, I'm so glad that I can still eat like that and not be a fat bastard

Lez getting glizz gang

>>18679245
Lookin' good

>>18679218
7/10 it might hit 8 but there's no relish

>>18679218
Not much beats a classic mustard and ketchup combo
8/10

>>18679238
>>18679244
More power to you, but this is depression on a plate. It feels so good making yourself a real and filling meal. You should try it some time, friend

I've been an Merrican for like 30 years and have never heard this term nor seen these speccific serving suggestions ever in my life.

Should I make a trip to DeeCee and if so where should I get glizzin'?

just hit the glizzy emporium and copped another $1.99 for 2 glizzy bundle.

>>18679260
You should try out some booburry poptarts you fuckin fag

I hate to be that guy but
>ketchup

>>18679273
Only Del Monte, not that shit from hunts or heinz

>glizzy
so which negro did the groid worshipping zoomers adopt this retarded term from

>>18679231
Heart attack?

>>18679277
quick rundown on the Del Monte pill?

Rate mine bros

>>18679288
Gun = Penis = Hot Dog

>>18679471
straight up bussin no kizzy ! u a certified glizzy globbler jit.

>>18679288
Yung Glizzy

>>18679218
-1 point each for ketchup, no chili, no slaw, and no top split bun, 6/10

>>18679218
6/10
lose the ketchup and add grilled onions or kraut

based glizzybro

>>18679919
Post your dogs instead of pulling stock images, tranny.

Glizzy gang

>>18679218
solid 5/10 glizzy

>>18679218
I enjoy the ketchup and mustard combo but my dogs always look more appetizing than yours.

I prefer the new England style bun to toast with butter on each side.

>>18679218
Oh forgot to rate 3 out of 10.
No toasted bun, also it's covered in condiments probably to hide the nasty looking dog which probably isn't very tasty nor delicious. But assuming it is, 5 out of 10.

>>18679919
Slaw is fucking nasty. Doesn't belong on proper dogs.

>>18679218
When did we start calling hot dogs glizzys?

Bump

>>18683455
>necrobumping a hot dog thread
>>18682556
Idk but it sure is dumb as fuck

>>18683475
I agree it's dumb. I think glizzys were slang for guns first.

what the fuck is a glizzy

>>18682556
right now in this thread

>>18679218
Your glizzy looks shizzy, my nizzy

>>18679288
>i'm cool

>>18679482
nina got a dick no tranny

I'm so glad I don't speak ebonics.

>>18686822
must be weird not knowing your own language

>>18679263
>Should I make a trip to DeeCee
unless you hate yourself and all life, no

>>18679218
Glizzy gang

>>18679245
fuck off with your nose discharge tiddlywinks amount of "chili"

>>18679288
I saw "tryna" in a video game the other day. It really is something else watching the degradation of language in real time. Yeah I'm sure bees knees seemed radical to boomers at the time and I know every generation comes up with their own slang but this newest set feels completely forced and unnatural. I just can't accept it. Guess I'm too old for ebonics 2.0.

>>18682556
When a black "rapper" coined the term on twitter and the zoomers eat anything they say up like breastmilk for a newborn baby.

Don’t say glizzy , you sound retarded
1 out of 10
You didn’t even try

What's your favorite 'tard for glizzies? Typical USA dogs I go for dijon or classic yellow, but if I'm having some nice juicy smoked thing I'll mix up a batch of Colman's.

>>18679238
All that money and you’re still a miserable loser bragging on an anonymous image board. It’s so sad. Buy a shotgun and kill yourself since you clearly won’t buy happiness.

>>18689715
It's mustard

Glizzy is unirocally the stupidest term

>>18679272
2/10
>>18679218
7/10
>>18679245
4/10
>>18679270
4/10
>>18679471
6/10
>>18679919
6/10
>>18681671
1/10
>>18682275
6/10
>>18688713
7/10
>>18689715
0/10

>>18681671
>>18679471
>>18679270
Toasting the bun in a pan first with a little bit of butter takes hotdogs to the next level.

>>18691136
I toast your mom's buns in some of my butter.

>>18691139
just don't leave them for too long or they'll get too crusty

>>18690833
it'd be a shame if that bread were about as crunchy as next mornings little ceasars crust

>>18691555
that's a sourdough baguette with a firm crust and light, fluffy middle.
Please don't compare my craft to the goyslop, I find it most rude.

>>18679218
Small, insignificant, and repulsive. Next.

>>18679919
Swap the slaw for mustard or cheese and you've got something good

>What'll ya have?
Severe diarrhea and a large cocola please

>>18690833
Holy fuck, this guy won!

glizzy thread? glizzy thread

>>18679238
>thinks it has to do with money
Where were you when you witnessed peak autism for the first time? For me it's this post.

>>18679288
Yea I hate the term glizzy. Faggot wannabe niggers

>>18693886
swap the peanut butter for mayo

>>18679238
Who cares if you have $160?