/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18661435
>crockpot with wifi
Why?

>>18661435
Bump

I already have a crockpot I hate

>>18661455
so you cantell it to stop while youre out and from your mobile

>>18661435
This fuck is the DSP of /ck/ I swear to god
>audience of hatewatchers
>known for being bad at his hobby
>italian
>fat

>>18661435
I see his arm hasn’t improved

>>18661435
wasn't he trying to sell his channel for like 400k not too long ago?

>>18662319
Oh and I forgot the health issues as well
>DSP has his Gout and bad back, post-nasal drip
>Ja/ck/ has stroke arm

>>18662339
also Jack was the second guest on The Sons of Kojima podcast, dude. What a coincidence *SNORT*

>>18662319
>Italian
Jack is a redneck from Tennessee

Sorry anon but Ragusea actually pays to shill on here. That's why the jannies allow his threads

>>18662319
Excuse me? Who's bad at his hobby?

Bump from the last page following the advice from Ragusea.

>>18662319
Mother fucker do you really think i know who dsp is

Why did he get so angry over a crockpot?

>>18664540
It doesn't work. They should have made the wifi connectivity work before putting it out for sale. You can't say it has a feature if the feature doesn't work.

>>18662509
Hardly. He's a nincompoop from CA who relocated to TN.

>>18664643
Or maybe Jack was too retarded to figure it out like always

>>18661435
what the fuck why is one arm so much smaller then the other one? coomer much?!

>>18664728
You could say he's been strokin'.

>>18664747
oh... now i feel kinda bad :/

Does anyone have the webm of him cooking on a nasty park grill, and others? I have only a few

>>18664728
he had two strokes

>>18664721

>>18664905
Thought so

>>18661455
So the corporations can sucker dumb boomers and zoomers into giving up their data

>>18664975
Take your meds

>>18664975
data about how often do you use crockpot?

>>18665219
they are going to sell the data to Big Crockpot

New ja/ck/ just dropped bros

>>18666130
i like Tammy's new haircut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nVa1mHJEJc

>>18665219
You control it with an app on your phone. They use those apps to take your data from your phone and sell it. You're paying for another bit of spyware on a device already loaded with it. You're paying to be the product.

>>18661455
more like WHYfi, amirite?
But yeah, like the other guy said; because retards will pay for it

>>18666144
Has anyone here had jack pray for them?

>>18666183
Someone should ask him to pray for their Uncle Moe Lester.

>>18666183
I once sent him a comical tweet asking for him to pray for my Uncle... man goes my the name Moe Lester.
Jack did it too. Took the bait hook line and sinker. Sometimes it's good to be based.

We lost.

>>18666193
why was he so needlessly aggressive

>>18666208
To be fair to jack, his lolcowary has made him recieve a lot of negative attention and im sure he does not understand why

>>18666130
Weird vibes between Jack and Robert, are they gaying each other?

>>18666217
>his lolcowary has made him recieve a lot of negative attention
yeah, i'm sure it isn't innate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI
>>18666233
>are they gaying each other?
Pray the gay away for our guy, Ja/ck/, Anon.

ragusea style bump

>>18661435
holy shit he has a linktree and the background is of him cutting into a raw steak. he has to be in on the meme.
No onlyfans on the linktree tho

i need this video

>>18664975
>boomers and zoomers

What comes in-between?

>>18667210
Jaded Xers and noughters.

>>18662328
no way he could get that much, he does have a lot of subscribers but gets next to no views these days. where did he say it?

>>18662319
hes so much more retarded than dsp

>>18661435
why...does this one armed motherfucker need 4 snags of cream cheese?

>>18667313
It wasn't the channel it was the sauce company. I think someone on kiwifarms emailed him about and he said he'd sell the company and recipes for 20k

Has anyone actually bought or tried this?

>>18661455
I once heard some guy was pinging somebody's rice cooker to run osrs bots lmfao

>>18668467
Got an ingredient list?

>>18661435
>did we think
We don't. Ever.

>>18664905
Based technological illiteracy

>>18669427
No, and I can't find a list of them online anywhere either. It just says it pairs well with all proteins, eggs, and fish.

>>18664872
It's okay, you shouldn't feel bad. He deserves it.

>>18668467
Should I series on youtube reviewed all his stuff

>>18666208
Boomer trait

>>18666208
Because all the trolls have finally gotten to him

New Ja/ck/ on the go just dropped https://youtu.be/QZDgvwWR4Hs

>>18671543
That's such a boring video

>>18671555
b roll while waiting for another class act on the main channel

>>18671543
>go to a shitskin restaurant
>turn your nose at everything
>can't recognize corn because its "ethnic"
>look aghast when a sauce is spicy

fuck i hate boomers so much its unreal

>>18664660
He sure eats like one of you tards

Gem

>>18671543
>puruvian

>>18672218
would you expect anything else other than retardation from jack?

>>18661455
so you have to buy a new one when it stops working in a year

>>18671543
Digging the new music.

>>18661435
>this is WiFi

>>18671543
How the fuck did he think that sweet potato was salmon? How did he not know that was corn? What the fuck is he wearing around his neck? Why does he pronounce it “bee five one?” Why is he so fucking stupid?

>>18672898
Seriously playing it on loop and grooving out hard rn

>>18662509
>Jack is a redneck from Tennessee
absolute lorelet donkeybrained retard

Has anyone tried is FREE way to make money on YouTube?

>>18673220
He is though

>>18673689
he moved to TN like 2 years ago retard

>>18661435
>See OP's pic.
>Think that Jacko is moving his arm again.
>Start daydreaming while I open the link.
>"Why didn't I know? Is he back on therapy? Is the gravy train back on track?"
>Watch vid.
>Still with his right arm floored — even thinner due to muscle atrophy.
I shouldn't have gotten my hopes high up that quickly.

>>18671543
>Shit goes down in Peru with their president stirring shit up without having the military honchos in his pocket.
>Immediately Jack goes to a peruvian joint to rant about their food.
Didn't know our guy was so invested into knowing about the current global geopolitical theater.

>>18671543
>it's good
>it tastes good
>that tastes good thanks for watching

>>18673698
It was almost 10 years ago actually

>>18661455

I'm fine with this if I can get updates for more settings. Why the fuck does every crockpot/instant pot have completely different settings and temps

Fuck humanity

bros we outlived the Ragusea's thread. it's official, Ja/ck/ is a better chef and youtuber.

I love how he went on a high fat 100g a day ketolards diet despite having 2 strokes and severe hypertension from eating that way for years. How long until ja/ck/ does? Or will he start eating rice and lean chicken and lifting?

>https://youtu.be/HlrXA8R2laM
It's up, ja/ck/bros

>>18675322

>>18675328
that's a nice moose

>>18675322
What's up with the olive oil drench paper towels he used there?

>>18675437
easy fire starter. this is common

>>18675322
jesus he can’t even cook sausages

>>18674814
no, that can't be

>>18675653
Imagine how many blue collar Americans purchased that crap on a whim without the slightest knowledge of Prince Ja/ck/.

>>18675328
jesus he's looking rough. I give him 5 years max before he reviews his own heart attack saying "the copper tastes really copper-y"

>>18668467
Everyone who reviews it gets physically sick.

>>18675823
Anyone buying food at the hardware store deserves a Darwin award.

>>18675653
>Every

>>18675328
I dont want to get old bros

>>18675653
you're here forever

He looks like white Spike Lee.

>>18676002
If only you knew how bad it really is. I've been here since 2004. 18 years.

>>18675979
>Feed My Face

>>18676042
based oldfag. I'm a 2006 newfag, and I'm just so fucking tired of all the psyops brother. at least this website can still be funny sometimes.

>>18675344
that's an elk

>>18675653
Has anyone ever actually tried it?

>>18675653
this can't be real

>>18675328
Damn. Every time I see Jack he looks 10 years older. How the fuck is he still alive

>>18676108
I remember an anon from many years ago bought the barbecue sauce, and he said it was incredibly sweet. He was posting pictures of the sauce and it was extremely chunky. It looked more like a shitty jam than a sauce.

>>18670937
Why is every American boomer either aggressively kind or a huge dick

>>18676042
All me.

Anyone listened to the new JackPod yet? Talking food with his brother https://youtu.be/1Rhkn1C76ZA

>>18677149
>over an hour of two boomers rambling about food
no thank you

>>18677180
more for me

>>18677149
That other guy is gay. I’m gay btw so I can tell. Jack’s definitely a repressed homo. Look at how he interacts with men vs. his interactions with women. He’s so much more comfortable and himself in the company of men. It’s blindingly obvious in his JOTG videos that he doesn’t much care to be around women.

>>18677367
he's californian

>>18677367
He definitely has an inflated ego, but I don't think he's gay. What he is is a special kind of Gen-Xer. I wonder how often he films himself in public hoping that someone will recognize him.

>>18677367
Ja/ck/ singlehandedly had more woman than most people here.

>>18677806
That’s what repressed fags do, moron, they fuck women while repressing their lust for hairy man ass musk and a pair of nice jingling low hangers.

>>18676389
He is a gen x you faggot zoomer

>>18677842
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/jack-scalfani.html
He's 54, dumbass.

>>18677852
Yeah and thats gen x you dick queer. The last of the boomers are in their 60's now

>>18677834
> having sex with woman is gay
you sound like that gaylord Nick Fuentes

>>18661435
that magnetic knife strip is bothering the shit out of. What a fucking mess.

>>18677939
You sound like a zoomie who doesn’t know what a beard is or why beards were necessary before the Obama presidency.

>>18677855
I get it. You're young at heart. You're not a boomer at all. Can't be. No, you have to be 60 for that.

>>18662258
Boomer-humor under the radar

>>18661435
This nigger's been at this shit for almost 20 years at this point, gotta respect the hustle

Post the video where he bragged about putting a child in a sleeper hold and choking him out

>>18678391
eh, he's deranged

>>18678407
Did he mistake that sandwich for his wife?

>>18667442

>>18678407
Typical /ck/ poster's idea of a date

>>18678435
I wonder if any one of the recipes has even earned him $25000 clear profit.

>>18678407

Why the fuck does he eat his food like he's sucking dick?

>>18678475
He's suck a fat fuck that food causes poor impulse control.
See also:
Your mirror

>>18677852
December 12 is coming up soon! How should we celebrate?

>>18678483
I don’t get it. Is anon going to see ja/ck/ in the mirror?

>>18678483
Are you saying my mirror smokes pole?

>>18678391
And he somehow still can't cook meat properly

>>18675823
honestly if i was busy, hungry, and it was the ONLY beef jerky there i would've bought it without a thought. sometimes u just need a meaty snack

>>18676042
nice to see i'm not the only one keeping an archive of blessedly retarded posts

>>18661435

Basically this is an interesting *looks down at paper* uh product

Is there a single video of Ja/ck/ making food t hat looks good or even slightly appealing?

>>18678485

>>18677852
Kurt Cobain would be 54 this year. Which generation did he represent?

>>18679423
*55

>>18677806
That's not a very high bar.

>>18679146
nope

>>18676015
lol

>>18677842
>t. jack jr

>>18679146

>>18680275
So damn JUICY.

>>18680275
Moist. Warm. Beautiful.

>>18680275
Is this the dish that destroyed the use of his right arm?