/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18671057
>>18671057

pooza

>>18671057
Care to elaborate?

>>18671057
Glad they saved up a month's wages?
No clue what that flag is

Stinky Indian women make my dick twitch

>>18671219
why? you have a scat fetish or something?

chicken makhani is better than tikki masala

>>18671073
I think it is a joke

>>18671057
Just because you have a pizza on your flag, it doesn't mean you own pizza.

>>18671092
>No clue what that flag is
Ignorance isn't something to be smug about.

>>18671467
So is your irrelevant state.

Dominos did a Butter Chicken Pizza a while back but it was expensive and had sparse toppings.
Would be the same price to buy a Butter Chicken Takeaway and dump it on a pizza with probably a better result but absolute trash goyslop nonetheless.
I've had a Tikki Masala Burrito and that was exactly as you imagine, falling apart sloppa

>>18671057
I rather like curry pizza, also had a good one with potatoes and cottage cheese.

Still prefer my greek one though w olives, feta, kebab and dried tomatoes.

>>18671588
I prefer double peppers and double onions. Surprisingly no one ever steals my pizza.

>>18671515
You mean "Neither is your irrelevant state."

>>18672245
Don't care. Didn't ask. I do what I want.

>>18672245
Irregardless, my state would be in the top 30 largest economies in the world, if it were a country. Far from irrelevant. We make the world's passenger planes. You're welcome.

>>18672252
Oh, okay.
>>18672255
Fuck you.

>>18671057
starting to be a thing around here

>>18671057
the amount of bodily hair is acceptable, maybe even for an authentic pizzeria

>>18671057
You jest, but I've seen this type of fusion cuisine before
>There's an "Indo-Chinse" restaurant near where I live
>Decide to give it a try one day
>Menu's pretty average, has some Indian food and Chinese food
>Check pastry section
>They sell pizza as well
>mfw
It was godawful though. Extremely doughy and the curry they used for the pizza sauce was super thin. All I could taste was dough, cheese, and chicken

A fucking wagon wheel

when i think of burgers i think of india!

Their symbol on the flag in OP looks like pizza, but also like the Sun. Because that's what pizza is; A Sun symbol. A big yellow warm circle of life giving force. Bottom line Hindus know more about ancient sun worship than modern degen Italian Americans so I say they them have at it.

>>18673122
>go to an indian Chinese fusion restaurant
>order pizza

Why

>>18673164
Burgers made with typical Indian spices are pretty good.

>>18673862
>typical Indian spices
can you please be more specific? i'm white.

>>18673905
He's talking about garan masala. Every cook will have their own special blend, but at its heart you have : cumin, coriander, cardamom, black pepper, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg.

>>18673916
Cumin is great in a burger, the rest I'd enjoy together, rarely. Like a once or twice a year kind of burger.

>>18673862
indian spices don't go with beef because indians don't eat cows

>>18674235
Why are some of those he mentioned, on say, a pastrami?

>>18674247
because some people have sub-par intelligence?

that explains why they've got a pie on their flag
these brown fellas love the 'za

>>18674262
Pastrami is universally loved and uses coriander and cloves on a beef brisket. Sorry that you're lonely.

>>18671057
What, in Britain?

>>18674285
>coriander and cloves
>indian
sorry that you're stupid

>>18674322
It's in every Indian's spice mix. When's the last time you talked to a person?

>>18674328
>It's in every Indian's spice mix
source?

>>18674334
Do you only read post in threads that have (You)s? I think I know the source for you being a tranny. You're an egomaniac.

>>18674346
kek. imagine being you.

>>18673828
Excellent shitpost mate. Don't know why no one acknowledged you.

Keema pizza is good
Tandori and Tikka chicken pizza is good
Donnor pizza is good

Halal pizza is good

Problem?

>>18671057
But they are weak to spicy food
https://youtu.be/Ltu3ag_uAR4?t=214

>>18674235
Hindus don't eat cow, and even then a lot of them do in secret. Everyone else still does. Try some keema.

>>18672255
It’s just regardless, not “irregardless”.

I lived in Florida for a long time and the best pizza place in the town was run by an Indian family and it was really good pizza.

>>18673916
Remove cardamom, remove cloves, add black chilli powder and add sonth and you have mine, moreorless.

All the pizza joints in my area are owned either by greasy wop degos, Mexicans or Arabs. Not one is owned by Indians. Indians are too busy performing surgery to run a pizza place here.

>>18672255
>making immigration easier
You should be ashamed of youl dishonolabru state, anon-san!

I'd rather trust pizza to the koreans with their sweetcorn than pooniggers

>>18675418
So thats what that stuff is called. One of the Indian places I go to makes that and another dish just like it but with chicken. They are both really good, but the chicken one for some reason tastes like the best Sloppy Joe you ever had turned up to 11. I wish I knew the recipe for it.

>>18673828
The symbol looks like a butthole

>>18676072
>recipe
Why don't you just start playing around with what you think is in it; it's not like it will be wasted, and who knows, you might discover something better in the process?

>>18671073
poo in the loo-za? Not happening even if some of the chicks are cute and slutty.

>>18676075
u r mum looks like a butthole

>>18676072
>another dish just like it but with chicken
I've only ever heard such a dish referred to as chicken keema. Might be a regional thing, tho.

>>18671073
Pizza franchises are mostly run by Indians

>>18676295
You’re more likely to see a streetshitter running a subway

>>18671057
Pizza is antithetical to Indian culinary sensibilities, as 100% of all food made by Indian people has to be at least wet if not outright a soup and contain at least 10 different vegetables and 20 spices.

>>18676319
Yeah they run all them too, but I haven't seen a franchise pizza shop that wasn't run by Indians in years, I mostly stick to independent places though cause they're better

>>18676182
I used to mess with an Indian chick who has a strong preference for vanilla, iykwim.
She's married to a different white guy now, but yeah, she was cute and slutty. Also smart, funny and just generally a joy to be around. Kinda weird that she comes from a Muzzie family, all things considered.

>>18676295
Did not know this. There're literally like, six non independent pizza places in my entire city of 1,5 million and I've been to exactly none of them.

>>18671057
>tfw no paneer pizza
cam on indier make sum fakkin paneer pizza ya tossers

>>18671222
Dubs confirm, he jacks off to 2g1c
>>18671588
Checked. Sounds lovely
>>18672255
Checked, you commiefornian bastard
>>18672300
Checked and fucking delicious
>>18673122
Dubs confirm, indo-chinese a shit
>>18674322
Dubs confirm, anon a tard
>>18674655
Dubs confirm, halal is halal and haraam is haraam and neer the twain shall meet

>>18671057
so is this the latest food fad? now that the poke and hot chicken crazes are dying down?

>>18676478
>now that the poke and hot chicken crazes are dying down?
>now
I didn't know it was still 2018 /when those fads actually died down/. Where the fuck do you live where these fads are just now dying down instead being long dead and buried?

>>18673828
Not every circle is a sun symbol you moron

>>18671057
Pizza is just naan with a tomato wig and a cheese hat.

>indian hijacks döner place
>replaces delicious red sauce with some fucking reeking orange sewer slop

>>18673852
It wasn't just a regular pizza, they put an Indian twist on it
>curry instead of pizza sauce
>topped with chicken and onion

>>18671073
I live in a city where every delivery pizza spot that isn’t domino’s is owned by Indians. What gives Indians the audacity to open up a pizza place? I could never see a Chinese person doing this

>>18679121
Because Indian cuisine isn't all the popular here in the States, they are opening a restaurant they think has a chance in hell of succeeding.

>>18679184
How did they get a greencard without having a useful skill to offer our economy? Guessing how pizza is made is an absurd income strategy.

>>18676295
maybe in the uk. here they're run by turks

>>18679225
It can't be worse than traditional italian pizza, nor new york style, nor chicago style

>>18679241
Why would anybody emmigrate from Turkey?

Can I pay in rupees?

>>18679246
full of turks