/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why did he do it bros...

>>18659597
Ketamine

>>18659571

>>18659606
Do American really do this

>>18659597
clout

>>18659571
why did he do it?

>>18659606
Are they homosexuals?

>>18659626
Only homosexuals eat french fry sandwiches

>>18659597
To get internet bucks because its fake

>>18659608
>americans americans americans i cant stop thinking about americans
its a fucking chip butty from england you retard

>>18659643
Kek based AND trans

>>18659606
Fyi this is from a British cooking show called The Fabulous Baker Brothers, who do very snobby versions of various meals

>>18659571
Let's do some cooking :D

>>18659636
Nigga Whisky from the Bottom

>>18659626
Worse. They're bongs.

>>18659606
you just know

>>18659661

>>18659653
I hate this fucking editing style, what are they trying to do give me an stroke?

>>18659653
>mustard binder for ribs that arent even smoked
>seasoning potatoes with flaky finishing salt instead of salt that will actually distribute properly
>zoomcore tiktok editing
kill me

>>18659688
Put the speed to .75?

>>18659653
just some pork, potato and cabbage and he probably spent £50 on all those ingredients

>>18659731
Its all Waitrose brand, so probably got them free

>>18659704
more like
>Insult to italy

>>18659653
It's funny seeing euros trying to appropriate american bbq, They should just stick to salted fish and boiled potatoes

>>18659742
Not enough beer cans shoved up a chickens ass for you?

>>18659750
Seethe more euro, go eat mohameds kebab

>>18659618
For tiktok updoots

>>18659704
>*Angry spaghet noises*

>>18659704
>Euros when they can't fit something in a cone

>>18659661
not my problem

>>18660044
>>18660038
do americans really..

>>18660063

>>18659653
DUDE it's just ribs if your doing all that they must be pretty shitty.

>>18659571
>least chaotic Buffalo restaurant

>>18660117
you do realize that you get paid based on the number of zoomers that click on your shit video, so it pays to make your shit as clickbaity as possible

>>18660038
>Large Oasis
For a moment I thought it was describing the actual escapism he uses food for to forget his shitty and overweighted mutt life.
Mutts really are a disgrace. I can only hope they nuke their own continent out of existence and everyone there, literally every single living being in that God forsaken mass of land is consumed by the same fiery flames that once engulfed Sodoma and Gomorra.

>>18659636
Vending machine: - _ -
Vending machine, Japan: - 0 -

>>18660133

>>18660134
Absolutely based and rage pilled

>>18660146
queen

>>18660146
"Here babe I got you you're dinner. Can you believe the losers at the food truck actually thought I was flirting with them?"

>>18659653
The only way you can possibly watch these fucking choppy clips

>>18660146
>simp gives free food to girl who smiles at him.webm

>>18659661
Most of that isnt fat, just water.

>>18659688
when your content can be swiped away without a moment's thought you need to adapt to hold zoomerbrain attention

>>18659656
I know it's probably some zoomer tiktok thing but why do so many videos start with their ending? is it to bait rewatches by brainlets?

>>18660133
AMERICANS!

>>18660140
Glorious

>>18660209
It's an American thing. American TV shows start by literally showing you what you're about to see.

>>18659671

>>18660265
>remember that episode of spongebob

lmfao texas truly is shit

>>18660161
>>18660186
Its just a drunk person making conversation with a fast food employee. Have you never been out to a bar before?

>>18660307
>Its just a drunk person making conversation with a fast food employee. Have you never been out to a bar before?

I have been out to bars before but it's hard to tell if the people I'm talking to work in fast food when they're out of uniform

>>18659656
don't know what was more disgusting, the "food" or that oven

>>18660134
>Mutts
pretty sure that was a bong

>>18660063
>full English
>uses "mum"
>steering wheel on the right

nice try Nigel

>>18659653
I wanna hate fuck this euro twink so bad bros

>>18660063
It's some brit, Americans can't afford trips to Italy

>>18660038
For some reason this one made me really unhappy. Like I can smell his semen from here

>>18659608
(You)

>>18660423
What does it smell like?

>>18660417
>actually thinking that
lol

>>18659742
what makes you think he's not american?

>>18660441
a grease trap

>>18660032

>>18660417
We already have pizzerias in America, and they make real pizza.

>>18659610
>in one video he cuts just one burger
>in the other, he cuts both but only shows one off
I wonder what was wrong with the first burger from the bottom right video

>>18660186
She was probably their greatest advertisement ever, she should get free food forever. I love her. I hate myself, I hope I die.

>>18659636
>DUDE you can get WHISKY and BEER in VENDING MACHINES in JAPAN!!!
WAOW!!!

>>18659723
>throws wet batter into cold oil
kek

>>18660459
>>18660547
You can see his tiktok right there, he's a fat englishman.

>>18660462
Everything's Waitrose branded

>>18660063
Yes... yes they do

>>18659656
I recognize those hideous pig knuckles.

>>18660044
Can't stand this guy's face. Let alone the way he dumps all that fucking cheese on there

>>18660459
Unfathomably based boomer protester

>>18659636
omg just like my animes. im moving there and becoming an outcast right away!

>>18660617
Everyone knows that's a german show now. It has german in the bottom right. Fat americans make way tastier looking food.

>>18660146
Imagine her stinky farts at about 2am that night. Now imagine going in for the old dutch oven.

>>18659688
you have to smoke weed to see the video at normal speed

>>18660209
Because by default TikTok play on automatic repeat and infinite loop looks smoother

>>18660617
>american cooking (USA)

>>18660631
>It has german in the bottom right
Yes, the German show went to america to capture this footage

>>18660617
Seeing her eat the raw hot dog always makes me laff

>>18660635
DUDE

>>18660417
Nah, it's probably a Russian. I've seen these animals at buffets at hotels and I assume that if they get a bowl of grated cheese at a restaurant you can be damn sure they use every last bit of it.

>>18660647
And brought German-labelled food as complimentary. And muted all the American which the American was speaking.

>>18659606
I kept expecting one of them to tear the other's pants off and start eating his hole out.

>>18659636
>american goyslop
angry soyjack
>japan goyslop
open mouth soyjack

>>18660077
>>18660044
this is obviously abhorrent, but i really do admire the number of fucks this little cherub-cheecked cretin gives

>>18659704
lmfao
lmfao
lmfao
lmfao
lmfao

This is hurting me

>>18660654
It's not raw, you idiot.

>>18660204
Back in the 90 people were like
>the youth these days only have attention span of 5 mins
>We must make our television program segment as short as possible to grab their attention
Then shit like vine and TikTok came out and crank the ADHD meter to the max and melt the entire generation brain

>>18660117
that's kind of his thing, he makes those yt shorts where he makes everything super fancy and from scratch. i honestly really like the lad, even if i'm not going to do everything he does, he has some nice tips to fancy things up and isn't overly cringe.

>>18660209
showing results of what you cooked so people will watch the rest if they're interested?

>>18659742
>thinks europe is just the north

>>18660622
not just the cheese and double sauce, but also the way he eats, just shoveling shit, with next forkful of food already on the way while he is still trying to inhale the previous load. Just devouring that pile of slop. Its something I'd imagine seeing in a move as a personification of gluttony, one of the seven deadly sins.

>>18659704
Reminds me of that SNL fake commercial with the pizza taco thing.

>>18660617
Wasn't this... longer? If I remember correctly the girl actually spews out some metal when eating that piece of sin.

>>18659742
>appropriate
black mutt hands typed this post

>most of my /ck/ webms have sound
>too lazy to remove sound
Can the federal agents currently moderating this food and cooking forum please fucking add webms with sound already. Getting sick and tired of this bullshit.

>>18659688
It's meant for those with ADHD, which is 99% of the internet using population these days. Even old/k/ and old/x/ greentext stories are "tl;dr" for them.

>>18659704
these photo op slop cones give me anxiety

>>18661184
hiro runs a small family data farming company, it took them five years to add vp9 support so you can expect sound on all boards roughly 2030, with files larger than 3mb and support for more filetypes in about 5000ad

>>18659661
>let me remove the water and add new water

>>18661283
I'm convinced they don't add more file support because the glowies don't want to deal with the extra meta data. Not that i'm being critical or anything, sifting through several terabytes of cartoon porn a day is hard work.

>>18661327
>sifting through several terabytes of cartoon porn a day is hard work.

I hope I never get that job.

>>18661344
Well I can tell ya you'll never go hungry. I hear it pays in dividends.

>>18660603
>>18660629
>>18660744
Nikka whiskey. Black bottle. Anime website.

>>18661327
It takes zero effort. If it were too difficult to allow an audio track in videos, /gif/ and /wsg/ wouldn't exist. The only reasoning I can believe for it is /gif/ and /wsg/ would have literally no reason to exist if other boards had audio, and for some reason that amounts to keeping those shitty boards alive.

>>18661356
kek

>>18661356
lol

>>18661388
It's low traffic i'm sure. If a big 5 board got audio the site would have to shut down. And /wsg/ isn't THAT bad, just kind of bad.

>>18659653
He's not good at ribs

>>18661419
he making milk steak?

>>18659610
kek

anybody got the real one?

>>18661989
>even took the nastly strangly parts off
Based monke

>>18662000
I'm so confused

>>18662003
yea that part really got me, i've seen people not even do that

>>18660025
>QUICK & EASY
the reason for every laboratory designed goyslop product (and byproduct)

>>18662022
one day when you're older you'll understand

>>18662028
instant potatoes are just dried potatoes you mix with some hot water, it just takes a minute for them to rehydrate

>>18662049
Inspirational.

>>18662017
BURNT

>>18662049
>the boiling crab cooks the corn

>>18662049
>take damage
>eat to gain health
you cant outchase the burn effect forever by eating bruh thats not how the game works

>>18662075
>throws an 8th in there just for the heck of it

>>18662075
Luv the Mixing with Ja/ck/ Show
desu i've used a pressure cooker to make chili and it turned out delicious but i used traditional ingredients in the proper proportions instead of throwing anything that caught my eye in the cabinet or was about to expire

>>18659653
these move so fast I have no fucking idea what he even made

>pan fried gator

>>18662084
>throws an 8th in there
that's oregano, not marijuana
Ja/ck/ hate potheads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

>>18660809
PIZZA?!? Now that's a taco !

>>18662100
it was a joke anon

>>18662103
>it was a joke anon
You too

>>18659742
>trying to
He did a very good job.

>>18660117
Those are a very basic ribs recipe.

>>18662106
yeah i dont think we need the cure for alzheimers

>>18662114
>yeah i dont think
I know.

>>18659656
What are the 'creams' they're adding?

>>18662120
>I
you.

>>18660038
Why does he nod?

>>18662123
I won't tell if you don't.

>>18660063
>>18660044
He's 110% Canadian.

>>18662129
>>
>

>>18662135
Well there's no need to be bitter about it.

>>18661184
>with sound
How about FUCK NO

>>18662137
>be bitter
i wasnt going to but if you insist

>>18662022
femoid equivalent of watching someone fake get kicked in the balls

>>18662003
>Based monke
FACT: White people are more closely related to apes, orangutans, and monkey than African Homo Sapiens

>>18661184
/gif/ and /wsg/ shouldn't be the only boards with sound.

>>18662156
>jack.webm
C'mon man. It should be named "Ja/ck/s Non-Newtonian chicken" or something along those lines

>>18662158
It's the only one i've ever bothered to save because I hate that fat fuck so goddamn much.

>>18662156
4chan SHOULD be a lot of things, but it's not.

>>18662131
I've always assumed he was Northern Italian.

>>18662162
>because I hate that fat fuck
Well. I've got some good news. Ja/ck/ had another healthy scare (and possibly a 4th stroke) recently. He was in the hospital for observation overnight according to a Facebook prayer post (source on KiwiFarms)

>>18662179
Nah, thats an Anglo phenotype, but the New World Italian style food guarantees he's a Canuck.

>>18659653
>all these boomers complaining about the speed
This isn't an attention span thing, it's a reaction time thing. You are old, and slow.

>>18662181
I was going to post about how a stroke took out his right arm but he's still eating a lard log. Seemed I wasn't wrong.

>>18662196
It's because we watch cooking videos to learn about the recipe not to be distracted for a few minutes.

>>18662179
>north Italian

What the fuck, he looks like an inbred Anglo.

>>18662197
Christianity must work because I can't see how Jack is still alive. His most recent horrible concoction (within the last 3 months) was freeze dried stuffing with blackened butter (not intentional) that was going to be send to some soldier overseas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4PiPuCPezM

>>18662218
he must hate the troops.

>>18662106
This monkey is literally smarter than 95% of /ck/ posters.

>>18662224
>he must hate the troops
At least they're fighting for American values

>>18662224
haha, i liked it

>>18662201
They are two different types of videos, you don't watch formula one to learn to drive.

>>18662097
That's a crocodile, not a gator

>>18662150
:(

>>18660603
>>18660629
>>18660744
>Japan
angry touristjack

Besides, fuck you, if we had whiskey for fucking 2$ a 0,3l bottle here, I'd empty that machine.

>>18660146
Go post this on /tv/

I've gotten my mobile range banned and my home wifi banned because of it lmao it makes them absolutely seethe.

>>18662150
>FACT: White people are more closely related to apes, orangutans, and monkey than African Homo Sapiens
based

>>18659606
More like Chip Bugg’ry

>>18662075
bean soup not chili

>>18660146
I still don't know what the upproar is about this webm that it always gets so many replies, especially outside of /ck/, never seen a drunk latina?
They are like that.

>>18662340
you just replied to it so ask yourself why you replied

>>18662294
you're right, im used to just looking at the teeth because there are so many different types of gators, crocs and caiman in FL now from dumbasses releasing them into the wild

>>18662027
why yes he does not return his cart to the corral.

>>18662449
grim
i saw the one they do around christmas with kfc gravy
id try that since kfc is usually nice

>>18660133
how does he get out??

>>18662605
>get out
you fail to see what a fort is for,its not so you can get out. its to stop people getting in!

>>18660133
why does he have a bowl of stacked eggs, why doenst he just stack the trays of eggs, those trays can be stacked, now he has no way of getting out

>>18660139
>>18660603
>>18660629
>>18660744
japan living rent free in your minds you don't even notice its nigga whiskey.

>>18660038
being so fat even the shirt can't be botjered to hide the shape of your moobs

>>18660077
he's more head than face

>>18659692
>>mustard binder for ribs that arent even smoked
>he doesn't mustard everything
NGMI

>>18660063
mate I know an Italian who does this too

>>18662150
I'd rather be closer to monke than niggur

>>18662106
literally better sharpening than most first year chefs I've met

>>18662086
Looks overcooked and no camelization I too can poorly cook meat

>>18662017
Wtf this cannot be real

>>18662149
I can assure you it is the exact opposite of that reaction.

>>18662808
>camelization

>>18662106
>reject monke
>ascend to modernity

NO MONKE DONT DO IT

>>18662252
What a retarded comparison

>>18659606

I need a food scientist here, the skin has all the nutrients and damn good flavor on its own, why do we as a collective agree to discard it? I can't think of a single recipe where removing the skin improves the flavor

>>18660307
you’re making excuses for a manipulative whore because you’re beta

>>18662873
nta, nah, you are just a shut in that has never seen people in party areas.
Drunk dudebros don't act any different, albeit less sexy to the male eye.

>>18662106
This gives me anxiety. i dont want monki to slip and cut his little fingers off

does anyone have the jack webm where he cooks on a nasty fucking park grill

>>18662122
Mayonnaise and masala

>>18662201
All webms have a speed setting. Put it to. 5

>>18659704
This is fucking hilarious. What a poorly conceived and executed dish.

>>18660146
This woman is too pure for this website

>>18662312
It's only a matter of time until we're not allowed to post her here too

>>18662150
we monke

>>18659661
What was the bitch expecting? She obviously bought dirt cheap mince so of course its gonna be shitty.

>>18661989
it's fucking eerie how quickly the monke reacted to the little banana string landing on it's baby's head. watch closely, and you can see the second it notices it snaps down to remove it, and then quickly removes the second one. There's something so human about that attentiveness that you don't really see in other mammals. Cows will literally accidentally shit on each other, even dogs and cats will react more slowly or even outright ignore their offspring. but not monke.

>>18659653
This is a Waitrose ad isn't it

>>18662930
>>18662930
it's ok, he's got thick callused hands from swinging around

>>18663540
i've rewatched it like another 30 times. it goes beyond that- after it initially gets those strings on its baby, it then course corrects and is extremely careful about getting any more on it, going as far as keeping them off the log they're sitting on. it even spends like 10 seconds peeling it off the log. that last string too, where it uses it's mouth while it watches something else. monke are so based bros, FUCK brazilians.

>>18663540
>>18663558
Looks like it doesn't give a shit about the baby and just has an autistic aversion to having the strands nearby.

>>18663563
nope! i'm right. sorry.

>>18663563
Nah bro he's right.

>>18659661

>>18660063
>guaranteed replies

>>18662017
MODS

>>18662049
>me chugging estus flasks while toxic

>>18662086
a good cut ruined for this dumb vid

>>18662128
its not that bad all things considered

>>18662224
>the cherry

>>18662128
This one would be healthy if Jack left off the sugary bbq sauce.

>>18662128
As far as bacon explosions go that's not bad.
They re good on breakfast rolls

>>18662867
>the skin has all the nutrients and damn good flavor on its own
the skin has all the nightshade poison anon

>>18662659
but it's a shrine to your gods... in japan!

>>18662106
They're learning...

>>18660038
why do fat people do tha nod when eating all the time?

>>18659625
>drops pincer between containers
>drops the entire spoon in the sloppa
>handle and all he just fucking ruins the whole fucking spoon
i hate to believe that he thinks it looks impressive and i hate pajeets so much it's unreal

>>18664117
Not a pajeet. Likely a nafri or turk.

>>18662653
Probably an exit in the back of the shack.

>>18660146
What's that stuff he's ladling?

>>18660368
They're just Mutt 2.0. Nuke them as well.

>>18661419
I need to know the source to this. This seriously cannot be a legitimate restaurant. That is completely vile.

>>18660150
I had this book

>>18660146
The audio is so inoffensive i don't understand you bunch of retard

>>18659636
Incredible how upset some "people" get when they even imagine you might like something from Japan

>>18662075
Honestly as far as Jack goes this isn't that bad.

>>18660038
Stop fucking nodding you disgustingly gluttonous beached whale of a man. STOP NODDING HOLY SHIT this is making me irrationally angry and I don’t even know why exactly

>>18660044
>add 80lbs to pic related

>>18664117
Youre such a pussy it's hilarious. Guarantee you rather eat goyslop from a drive thru like the small dick closeted faggot you are

>>18660025
Every time i see this i can't believe it isn't a British invention

>>18660820
is that that crazy guy that just rants on about nonsense while cooking in his hoarded house

>>18662252
Who the fuck out here watching cooking webms as 'entertainment'? You just watch people make food when bored?

>>18659854
kek

>>18664487
>if you want to minimize the amount of poo transfer from the pajeet's hand to the food you're gonna eat, you're a PUSSY!!!
Come on by some time, I'll shit directly into your mouth so you can show everyone how brave you are.

>>18659636
>walking down some allleyway in between prefectures
>look to my left
>there's a fresh popped popcorn vending machine just sitting in an office complex back alley
>walk up to check prices
>find out it's sitting next to a dress shirt/tie vending machine
Japan is neat

>>18660025
I'm actually impressed by the consistency of the mashed potatoes, it looked like soup coming out of the nozzle.

>>18664521
You think celebrity chefs become celebrity chefs because people are so excited to learn a new recipe?

>>18662316
Talk about genius to make being a killer your brand. Literally reformed.jpg

>>18659704

>>18664271
It's Jyrki Sukula's, a Finnish chef, version of Kitchen or Hotel Nightmares. I believe it's one of the hotel episodes.
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuppilat_kuntoon,_Jyrki_Sukula!
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotellit_kuntoon,_Jyrki_Sukula!

>>18662150
Noooo... Stay safe little monke.

>>18664271
It's from the Finnish version of Kitchen Nightmares. Those places are legit and the chef goes around trying to fix them

>>18664631
Who's that cute bong with the piss-coloured hair? Can't be arsed to scroll through all the yogscast members

>>18660603
Yes Japan is better than your Nigger and Spic filled shithole, mutt
t. The rest of the world

>>18663003
anyone at all

>>18662345
Encourage people to eat them and say it's good for the environment or something.

>>18659597
>>18659618
it's a prop table

>>18662111
Please don't post my pictures

>>18664862
Dis wan?

>>18664917
nice sear

>>18664917
Nah, he was there with his son I think and he was cooking hotdogs on it

>>18663830
>a pound of lard is healthy

>>18664935
The dish is leaning keta and therefore is healthy.

>>18664940
>keto
>healthy
doubt.png

>>18664751
literal;ly me

>>18662873
you are pathetic

>>18664917
You just know he is brushing that cooked chicken with the same brush and sauce he used on the raw chicken....my god.

>>18659653
Everyone replying to this even though he did a good job
>Dumb european doesn't know what he's doing, I, the american, can do it SO much better
>Too fast
>mfw picrel americans making food

>>18665132
Soulful pizza. Insecure snobs wouldn't get it

>>18665174
>a whole flattened loaf of bread with a block of chese on top and then your constipated turds on top

>>18665132
*popular tv peadophiles*
..the british...

>>18665174
>Soulful
IT isn't

>>18660146
what's the slop on the left?
why do they need something to press it?

>>18665266
whoah the pheremones on that pig

>>18662027
for those wondering about the original video... the cart has broken wheels

>>18662106
oh shit

>>18662049
>>18662057
>One must imagine the crab happy

>>18659704
Only the best goyslop for my big strong Amerigoloms

>>18660025
Goyslop

>>18665132
>euro fag holds up piping hot pizza

>is surprised when hot melted cheese and toppings start to fall off

Why are all euros this unbelievably stupid?

>>18665353
It """reality""" TV aka staged and scripted.

>>18665384
>he was just pretending to be retarded

>>18665390
Yes, that's what I said.

>>18659661
>>Let me show you what I learned in nutrition a couple of years ago
>tries remove water with more water

>>18662081
>what if real life was just like a video game

>>18663917


Yeah, skins on potatoes are highly poisonous if YOU EAT 50 LARGE RUSSET POTATOES IN A ROW GOD I HATE YOU FAGGOTS AND UOUR WIVES TALE BULLSHIT EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BUT JUDGING BY YOUR POST YOURE PROBABLY IMMUNE

>>18665353
it's the obscene amounts, you lard fucker

>>18665562
"Due to known toxicity, the FDA limits the glycoalkaloid content in potatoes to a maximum of 200 mg/kg potatoes (91 mg/lb). Human studies show that doses as low as 1 mg glycoalkaloid per kg body weight can be toxic, and that doses as low as 3 mg/kg can be fatal. This means that, if you weigh 150 lbs, doses as low as 68 mg could be toxic, and doses as low as 202 mg could be fatal."

"Glycoalkaloid levels of a few prepared potato products are available [Milner 2006]:

Potato chips, 1 oz bag: 0.36 to 0.88 mg chaconine and 0.29 to 1.4 mg solanine. Total glycoalkaloid concentrations range from 2.7 to 12.4 mg per bag.
Fried potato skins, 4 oz: 4.4 to 13.6 mg chaconine and 2.0 to 9.5 mg solanine. Total glycoalkaloid concentrations range from 6.4 to 23.1 mg per 4 oz serving."

So you'd need to eat 5-25 oz of chips or 3-10 oz of potato skins for a toxic effect. That's surprisingly low. 5 oz is basically a large bag of chips.

https://www.diagnosisdiet.com/full-article/nightshades

>>18665621

Who committed that study, double check his methods and subsequent statements on the matter I will stab you if you don't dig further in your source you double faggot

>>18665621
https://cropwatch.unl.edu/potato/greening
>This 200-lb person would need to eat about 20 lb of normal potatoes in a day to reach this level. But, with UV light-exposed tubers in which solanin had increased ten-fold, only 2 lb could be dangerous.
Who's gonna eat two pounds of green potatos

>>18659653
op topic post here: he did pretty well, looks like a good sauce and tender ribs

>>18665676
Bioactivities of Glycoalkaloids and Their Aglycones from Solanum Species
March 2011 Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry 59(8):3454-84
DOI:10.1021/jf200439q
Authors: Sinead Eileen Milner Nigel P Brunton University College Dublin Peter Wyn Jones Nora O'Brien University College Cork

Looking for the full paper.

>>18665577
Sorry I keep forgetting just how poor you eurofags are. Hey at least you and all those migrants got free health care.

>>18666040
>eating an obscene amount of food means you're rich
it's quite the opposite these days in western world you fat fucking mutt
go choke on cola and drugs and whatever you put in your disgusting bloated bodies

>>18659610
it's just for telly luv

>>18659656
MUH CHEEEEESE
MUST USE MAYO AND A BLOCK OF CHEEEEESE ON EVERYTHING

>>18666302

That's a fine looking snack, but it definitely won't hold me till dinner

>>18660631
>>18660617
How the fuck does it garner the same response everytime
How many years has it been

>>18666375
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

>>18666302
Seriously though, what do you even do with this? Stale meatloaf drowned in cheese and smothered by bread if this is true to a burger.
What a sad waste of food.

>>18664471
>>18663932
they nod to uncounciously to show "MMM DIS GUD FUD, ME LIKE EAT"

>>18664631
fucking women

>>18666424
No no, you see fat people eat more than your esophagus can transfer down with it's conveyorbelt like ripple motion so they have to nod their head and it works like pump only downwards.

>>18666482
Dude doesn't even look like he's enjoying the food that much. He's just shoveling as much as he can fit in his mouth as fast as possible.

>>18660044
he looks very bri'ish

>>18660133
why is he so extremely uncomfortable with people filming him making egg sandwhiches?

>>18660134
based, I share these feelings
They, british too, they are proto americans

>>18662605
he has to cook all the eggs

>>18666588
In some cultures filming strangers is seen as very suspicious activity and people are uncomfortable by it.

>>18662386
he tosses it in

>>18660603
Well I didn't know, so it's impressive to me.

>>18659608
Live rent free in your head? Apparently.

>>18666625
>>18666588
he's afraid he's going to be reported for something

>>18660038
>{Bong intensifies}