/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18650552
how come if you knock up your wife, everybody congratulates you, but if you knock her down, the neighbors call the cops. I don't get stuff like that.

Fresh fish that you catch yourself so you're away long enough for her to spend some quality time with the real father.

>>18650558
I'm not gonna bring her fishing anon, she's pregnant!

>>18650556
Lol

>>18650556
Same reason if you're a man in a red suit with a beard who comes down the chimney, you're Santa and considered an international treasure, but if you're a man in a blue suit with curly sideburns and you go up the chimney, you're considered a war crime.

>>18650584
>if you're a man in a blue suit with curly sideburns and you go up the chimney, you're considered a war crime.
could you elaborate on this anon

>>18650595
No, I won't

>>18650595

i had to go get marshmallows and pickles

>>18650595
basically it never happened and anon is just talking shit

>>18650552
Cum

>>18650552
Cucked faggot all I like.

>>18650552
I don't think it's chucked, it's cute. You're being a good hubby protecting your preggers wifey it's only natural
t. ranny

>>18650552
>cucked faggot
>helping his wife who gives birth to his flesh and blood
Stop falling the the memes of the mentally ill, and tell that bitch to make her own food and maybe make something for you too.
>fuck a pregnant bitch a call that shit a threesome

>>18650552
Why are white people this pathetic and emasculated?

>>18650584
wheezin

>>18650718
>that Vash Stampede lookin nigga just right of center

>>18650730
you’re right lol I <3 Vash tho

This board is completely retarded and faggottish

What does this thread mean
Op ask for what his girl may or not ask?
Wtf, people are really like this?

>>18651139
This, people are getting full of crap

>>18650552
You will never impregnate your non-existent wife and will never have children. What is this larp? Are you masturbating while you type this?

>>18650718
most fashionable niggas on /fa/

>>18650718
Laugh so god damn hard at this picture every time I see it.

>>18650556
Keked.

>>18650556
audible kek

>>18650614
This, pickles.
It's a salt imbalance thing IIRC.

>>18650552
Knew a chick who ate vanilla ice cream with fried onions when she was pregnant.

>>18650562
Not him but my wife preferred fish to most meats early in her pregnancy. More than any cravings, she had aversions. She occasionally gets a hyper specific craving, such as a sandwich with mozzarella, hummus, and bell peppers specifically on a bagel.

>>18650718
>Sonnenrad cripple with a hitler 'stache
Good Lord

>>18650552
Nothing cucked about making your literal impregnated wife comfortable wtf

>>18650730
he works for me irl, he's a homo

>>18652631
It's OP. If he has a literal wife who is literally pregnant, he is literally cucked.

>>18650552
idk how ANYONE could find pregnant women bearable.
I mean look at her, she's got a gigantic fucking tumor growing inside her abdomen. How can you guys can look at that and not be revolted?

>>18650595

Remember the six gorillion

>>18651925
Of course I will.

>>18650552
mommy

>>18650552
for me it was chinese food

its not that u knocked up ur wife, its how u knocked her up.

>>18650552
that's adorable anon

>>18652058
That subtle Holmes reference tho.

>>18650718
>>18652598
it's adolf crippler

when she starts bitching about her cravings
show your cock down her throat
she only deserves cum :^)

>>18650552
Vodka

>>18654814
Lol yeah he loves adding random references, well, used to

>>18650552
My ex said she craved grass