/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18649613
Next time use a spatula. Then you won't burn your hand.

>>18649613
Looks like shit

i think your hand is the wrong color

too much onion

>>18649622
What about the burger though?

Goyslop. Next.

Probably tastes alright, but try to fit it inside the bun next time.

>>18649613
Looks good bro. Just need some blue cheese and bacon on that burger.

>>18649633
>t. a faggot who cannot cook, eats actual goyslop multiple times a day, has never seen a vagina and is a fat fuck.

>>18649613
Looks delicious. Now I’m hungry.

>>18649613
why are you black?

>>18649624
>>18649672
>>18649632
Wow I didn't know the site was that racist. I'm not gonna post here again.

>>18649613
Looks like a trans womans vagina. Way to go my fellow redditor.

why are you black?

>>18649613
lookin good kayne
you tell dem jews!

>>18649613
Do you work cleaning chimneys or something?
Clean your hand, it's disgusting

it's looking a little dark

>>18649690
It's better that way, escape while you can

>>18649690
Don’t take it personally. You could be jesus fucking christ himself posting the greatest meal ever, and 4chan would shit all over it. Read some other threads, other anons get it worse. An anonymous discussion board brings out people’s inner ugly, and 4chan will give you a proctologist’s view of humanity.

it's threads like these I learn to love again

bix nood

theres something wrong with in that picture.

>>18649778
the one on the right is handsomer

>>18649778
imagine living in a country that treats primates as humans

>>18649690
The shills are pushing racial division again in preparation for the election, don't sweat it. It looks good. That's a good amount of cheese, sharp cheddar?

>>18649773
back >>>/plebbit/

That's a fine burger.

normies falling for the 900th bait thread theyve seen this week

i want one
but also, why are you black?

Bot thread.

>>18649803
yeah pushing division while blacks are going full kill whitey. mmhmm. the unreported black on white crime in the USA is insane.

>>18649853
division is division, what is your solution?

>>18649864
The news should report all the black on white crime and it will fix itself.

>>18649904
Who owns the news again? The blacks?

>>18649613
Why would you smash/overcook your burger?
>hand color
should have guessed desu

>>18649911
Trumpstein

I hate smash burgers so god damn much.

>>18649613
did you wash it down with some koolaide?

Do you want some burger with your cheese?

>>18649613
I thought you people only ate chicken

>>18649651
>timestamp checks out...

>>18649613
I think you should do more worky and less talky if you catch my drift. Boy.

>>18649791
anon... humans are primates

>>18649627
>too much onion
you spelled melanin wrong bro

>>18650049
No I didn't my alabaster "friend."

>>18650068
but you can never have too much onion.

>>18649613
Are you going to bring the sandwich back?

>>18649613
Looks like an 8/10 burg if actually your pic. Onion placement is a little off though you lost points for that

>>18649803
How dare you. I've been racist for AGES. Has nothing to do with your country's elections.

I would however eat the absolute donk out of that burger. I know it's just a repost from /r/food on reddit, but I stand by my opinion, both on the post and on racial equality.

Looks good and well seasoned.. Unlike burgers made by wh*tes
These mf really just put salt on they burger patties like nigga whaat lmao

>>18649613
did you wash you hands? contamination from you touching the patty is dangerous. you could get hamburger disease.

44 odd posts deleted, for free

>>18650260
He missed a few lmao

>cheddar
Fail. Use american cheese fool.

>>18650260
there were 44 more posts here?

>>18649613
why are you wearing those meme black cooking gloves, anon?

>>18650290
Yes, most were talking about why everything in the picture is so dark and how to help take better (less dark) pictures for 4chins.
Also curiously the ones saying this is a plebbit repost are gone too.

>>18650299
>Also curiously the ones saying this is a plebbit repost are gone too.
Jannies have something against calling out reddit reposts, it's kind of strange.

>>18650299
>>18650302
For the love of God find something better to do, for the sake of your own physical and mental wellbeing.

>>18649613
Looks tasty

>>18650302
Your parents are worried about you

>>18650316
I'm watching TV while my girlfriend is sleeping next to me, why the fuck can't I shitpost on a website I've been on for 15 years?
Plebbit fags need to go, as do you.

>>18650329
>>18650316
Shut up niggers

>>18650326
No one cares about your scat fetish he asked what you thought about the burger faggot

>>18649613
looks tasty

>>18649613
8+/10

>>18649613
Great, I love smash burgers!

Disgusting chimp.

>>18649613
have you ever considered cooking your own food for once

>>18649613
looks good

>>18649613
are you black?

>>18649613
I hate niggers

>>18649613
N

>>18649822
This is one of the most anxiety inducing paintings I've seen.

Looks smelly and I'm not talking about the burger

>>18649622
that's his hand

>>18649952
dad's got a point, you know

That looks great. But the real meat lies elsewhere. I want to suck your dick OP

>>18649613
Needs mustard.

>>18649613
black hands typed this

>>18649613
Swear to God I thought it was those black gloves those bastards on Youtube wear

>>18649613
Probably one of the best burgs i have seen on here, my nigga.

>>18649641
kys

>>18649632
>>18651247

>>18651236
I

What the fuck is a smash burger?

>>18649613
wtf i just saw this on reddit.

yeah kms idgafos

>>18651716
A burger pressed flat so it becomes dry and grey

>>18651731
>he doesn't know how to sear
lmao sad

>>18649613
>smash burger
that is the best way to do a burger, but there is a literal place called smash burger so everyone thinks i'm talking about that place and not the type of burger when i mention them

>>18651580
I always keep myself safe. Thank you for love and support anon.

>>18651731
Pretty retarded
>>18651735
If your burger is already seared then there is no point in pressing it and you will still lose juice. If you're cooking at home there is no reason to use a press because a press does nothing besides make things cook faster.

>>18651756
>juice
oh okay so you don't know how burgers work

>>18651759
>Meat
>No juices
Did your parents burger press your brain when you were little?

not bad, black man. not bad at all.

>>18649613
I think you broke into someone’s home and made a crappy looking burger.

>>18651772
you aren't pressing it after it's cooked you fucking retard, the raw meat is flattened on the pan

>>18651787
Smash burgers are fucking gay

>>18651799
>i get mad at food because i don't know how to cook
kek sure thing pal

>>18649613
>when you try to replace the tonor cartridge

>>18651787
And how is that better than just forming the patties to your desired shape before putting them in the pan? This entire fad reeks of
>Hurr it's better cuz that's how they do it at my favorite fast casual eatery
Without realizing that the smashing on the flat top is because they use pre-formed sysco patties and that the two ultra thin patties are used instead because they cook faster and better cover up the low quality of the meat.
>But the quicker searing keeps it juicy
No it doesn't by expanding the surface area you're cooking off more fat in the pan while it's searing.

>>18649613
Are you aware that you are black?

>>18652161
>>18651371
>>18651247
>>18651236
>>18651178
>>18649758
>>18649632
>HAHAHA he's a black guy, get it ? We're acting like those 4channers for reals, kek, based !
I just wish you anons would take one minute out of your day to look in the mirror and realize that you're looking at a sorry fag. If your dad had any self-respect he'd have raised you into actual human beings.

>>18649613
onions looking good !

>>18652269
that's good and all but is he dark skinned

>>18652269
Lol nigger lover got mad

You must so fucking high on your own virtue signaling

>>18652001
You're fucking retarded. Smashing them pushes the meat into the pan for a harder sear, and more surface area to sear. You compensate for the expanded surface area by cooking them for a minute tops to keep them juicy. I also add mustard right after I press them for extra liquid Thick non smashed burgers have their place, but to make them good you have to grind your own meat. You are probably using just as shitty a meat as sysco if you buy preground.
That being said, OP's burger looks like dogshit. The patties are too thick, the onions are undercooked, and with that much cheese you might as well just make a fucking grilled cheese. Also he's black

>>18649613
Looks like someone is stealing it

>>18649620
kek

>>18652269
>We're acting like those 4channers for reals, kek, based !
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>>18651698
G

>>18651239
>"Is that...A SMILING NEGRO...???? AAAHHH I'M GOING INSANE!!!! SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!!"

>>18652446
>T. Brainlet can't understand subtext

>>18649613
>>18653726
good lord what has /ck become?

>>18649613
How did you train a monkey to hold it for a photo op?

>>18652269
You are so mad

>>18649620
This anon dropping knowledge
>>18649622
this anon is a faggot
>>18649627
this anon is underage


would eat/10, although with such elevated levels of onions and cheese, I would have added crispy bacon.

Good looking burger, my negro pal.

>>18649613
Wash ur hands u have oil on them.

>>18651725
Go back.

>>18652269
High five girlfriend
Hate has no place here
Reindeer

>>18649613
>when you try to replace the laser toner