/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18648777
Taco bell gives me the shlits but I like to get their chili burrito and some fries supreme every once in a while, the fries supreme being some of the best fast food you can get imo.

>>18648777
Where's the rare burger?

>>18648777
Oh yay youre back! I made a thread about you yesterday.

Ive finally grown up and realized you aren’t actually cringe, but rather comfy and based. Maybe thats because im lonely now.

Where the fuck is the burg? Also drinking pinnacle?! Wtf is wrong with you, hard times? Nice Beatles Revolver album, is that your fav?

Also how about those dunkaroos? Pretty shitty nowadays huh?

Back to the topic of Taco Bell, your nachos remind me how much i miss their 5$ shredded chicken nacho box.

>>18648800
This dude wants to give you a bj

>>18648800

>>18648777
Damn son you got me wanting Taco Bell now

Maybe I’ll get some tomorrow after work

>>18648777
>>18648800
Same faggot

>>18648777
disgusting

>>18648800
>made a thread about you yesterday
I know. I replied to it and hinted I might pick up some Del Taco. Turns out taco night ends at 11pm, so I just got TB instead.
>pinnacle
Yeah, I was arguing with some anon a few months ago about budget vodkas and he kept insisting that Pinnacle was the best, so I've been rotating a few different brands recently and occasionally giving it a shot. It's not as bad as I'd remembered, but is still on the pricier side compared to my usual fare without being significantly higher quality.
>Revolver
It's the super deluxe vinyl. It was completely remixed in stereo by George Martin's son using the sound isolation technology developed by Peter Jackson for Get Back.
>dunkaroos
I'm honestly not sure if they've gotten worse or I'm just not 7 years old anymore.
>5$ shredded chicken nacho box
Those were probably the last good thing TB ever did.
>>18648789
I left the place I used to work a few months ago, so no more burgers. Not really sure I want to get back into kitchen work.

>>18648777
It's alright once in a while. The mobile apps little 5$ box feels like the last real value menu item these days. Great for when you're eating on a razor thin budget but don't got the energy to cook

>>18648871
>mobile apps little 5$ box feels like the last real value menu item these days
It's not even $5 for me anymore. I go to 3-4 different locations and they've always had slightly different prices, but over the last few years they've all consistently raised the price on everything to the point where it hardly matters anymore because you just know you're going to get screwed.
>>18648831
I've never understood why people always confuse me with cabin guy. I'm not 300 pounds and would never eat a stack of un-grilled burritos off a paper plate like an animal.
>>18648834
I make the occasional typo, but would never put the dollar sign behind the number or use reddit spacing.

>>18648924
Does that happen often? I honestly only post on /ck/ once a month at most so I didn’t think I had much presence here.

>>18648924
>derides me for reddit spacing
Ive never used reddit in my life, never plan to. Its called double spacing and its a force of habit. Fuck you, i hate you again.

>>18648777
>treat

>>18648800
>Ive finally grown up and realized you aren’t actually cringe, but rather comfy and based
nah, nigga.
that anon is 100% cringe.

>>18648972
Uh oh, blowjob has been cancelled.

>>18648955
>watching friends
when you shaving that hair off your arms, girly man?

>>18648972
Cabin fuck here, I’ll take the blowjob if it’s still on the table

>>18649034
It’s just what my mom had on when I came in, I’m personally more of a Seinfeld guy

>>18649030
i realize this now after he insults one of the few people who actually thought about him. never again.

>>18649036
im trans btw idk if that matters

I was kind of drunk and forgot to modify my nachos. Usually I'd add onions, red sauce, jalapenos, and maybe even some fries if I was feeling frisky. The best I could find in my fridge was a pepperoncini, which made me sad because it reminded me of Papa John's, the worst fast food pizza chain.
>>18648955
>does that happen often
Not really, but /ck/ is still relatively slow and not too many people post their faces here. Give it a few hours and some schizo will post the same old image of the reflection of a couple burritos in a bottle of Aberlour with a drawing of a fat bald buy that looks just like you. It will be titled, "killmepls".
>>18648972
>fuck you, i hate you again
I'm heartbroken. That blowjob is still on the table though, right?

>>18649057
>same old image of the reflection of a couple burritos in a bottle of Aberlour with a drawing of a fat bald buy that looks just like you

I’ve never seen this. Are you saying someone made a photoshopped image of your burritos with a drawn picture of me? Do you have the pic? Also, is your main gimmick posting pics of Taco Bell exclusively? If so what are your thoughts on Diablo sauce? I wish they sold it in bottles

>>18649132
It's not a picture of you; it just kind of looks like you. It probably predates you posting on /ck/ (like 2-3 years ago?). I've always been a Fire sauce guy, but like Diablo if I get anything with black beans. I've never considered buying bottled TB sauce because they almost always give me more sauce than I use and I don't really use it for anything other than TB.

>>18649132
they actually have sold it in bottles before. really hard to find, but i saw it once at a local grocer. google it and you’ll probably find a bottle

Diablo is the best

>>18649147
Ah nice the fire kind was my favorite too until they came out with Diablo. We have some of it in a bottle but I swear it taste watered down compared to the packs. It’s good with hot pockets sometimes but mostly used for burritos. I usually stuff my pockets to the brim with Diablo sauce when workers aren’t looking and use it for weeks after eating TB. Nearest Taco Bell for me is 45 minutes away so I don’t go very often. But tomorrow, just maybe.

>>18649147
Uhhhh, bros.....

>>18649164
>trappistes rochefort 10
Based.

>>18649164
>>18649166
Enhance....

I do more farts than anyone I know.

>>18649187
Yeah? I think you’re full of shit

>>18649182
Is this what the zoomers call "sus"?

It’s weird how much I used to hate TB potatoes and then got Stockholm syndromed into kind of loving them after they got rid of all their other dollar menu items and sides.
>>18649026
Yes, fast food is a treat, as in something that's kind of shitty and unhealthy and a guilty pleasure to have every now and then when you're feeling lazy and possibly intoxicated. In /fit/fag parlance it would be called a "cheat meal".
>>18649187
You should try eating 2000 calories of Taco Bell in a sitting on top of half a handle of vodka.
>>18649162
I haven't actually been inside a Taco Bell in probably a decade. Maybe once, when I ordered online and then the drive through was closed. I usually order enough food that I can put in like 12-15 packets of sauce with my order, and obviously they aren't going to count that out so instead they just throw a couple handfuls in the bag. You should make a thread if you do pick up Taco Bell. People bitch about fast food threads, but if you post actual pictures of what you're actually eating it's going to be better than 90% of the threads on /ck/ no matter what it is.

I thought you hated crunchwraps tb anon

>>18648800

>>18648777
> some taco bell

that’s 3 people’s worth of food fatass. maybe youll think it’s a better deal if you stop buying enough food to feed a family

>>18648800
>reddit spacing
kindly, fuck off

>>18648777
The level of autism in Chris Chan's thread here is high, even by this website's standards.

I say this everytime these pics are recycled on here, BTW

OP, I hope truly and deeply, that everything you care about and love, dies horribly

>>18648777
Post belly you obese weebnigger

>>18649658
Some people are old enough to have been online before Reddit, and double spacing

Is quite common everywhere

>>18648800

>>18649597
I do, but the only options with the $5 box are a chalupa, cheesy gordita crunch, or a crunchwrap. Usually I get the cheesy gordita crunch, but I thought I’d mix it up this time. It seems like they always kind of skimp out on the crunchwrap; probably scared it’s going to fall apart in the grill. I never really liked chalupas, but when I first started posting Taco Bell threads regularly It was when they were doing the double chalupa box with a chance to win a fancy TB themed Xbox, and for some reason the double chalupa was amazing. They even did a triple chalupa for awhile which I also really liked, but the single always felt like eating a basic bitch taco wrapped in cardboard. The crunchwrap really needs to but cut in half to make it easy to dip, but it’s still a pretty mediocre menu item. I always thought it was crazy that this is considered the “specialty” when the 5 Layer (grilled, add onions and red sauce) is obviously the main reason to order a $5 box.
>>18649659
>hope truly and deeply, that everything you care about and love, dies horribly
I bought a bamboo shoot in a little ceramic pot from the Asian grocery store like 5 years ago and it just recently died. Fortunately the mold in my bathroom is alive and well.
>>18649666
>post belly
Haha, haven't reached the point of requiring a gastrectomy as of yet, but I'll keep you updated.

>>18649703
Faked cheeriness to being berated online doesn't change the fact you post old pics, and pretend to be the slow fat kid that posted them originally.
Your life only serves to cheer up others when they realize they're not like you

>>18649716
>you post old pics, and pretend to be the slow fat kid that posted them originally
I always find it funny when someone renames some of my old pics and pretends to be me. I always post in those threads as anon to play with the OP. Aside from the half dozen things that make it obvious these aren't old images, you can be sure it's me by how irrationally mad some people get by my mere existence. It's not what I'm going for, but no matter what I do people always seem to get pissed off at me for some reason, and nobody imitating me ever has that same je ne sais quoi. I'm honestly just trying to share my culinary journey for the night, because those are my favorite kinds of threads - whether or not I even think the food looks good - but somehow even the anon who thought my threads were comfy got mad at me almost immediately and took back his bj offer. This is what an "old pic" looks like, btw.

>>18649671
It may be dumb, just like the idea of "muh sekret 4chin club culture" is kind of dumb, but double spacing is like using greentext wrong. It just screams "I'm new here".

>>18649797
Yummy in my tummy tb anon

>>18648777
you do know lazy I'll give you that fatso

>>18649991
This anon is a psychotic

>>18649996
Rather be psychotic than a gay

>>18649967
I'm quitting this website today so I'll break the code. Newfags get tricked into thinking reddit spacing is a thing and reveal themselves when they point it out during arguments.

>>18650008
Bye. Kill yourself on the way out. Thanks.

>>18649679
Kill me, Pete.

>>18649057
>>18649991
>give it a few hours and some schizo will post the same old image of the reflection of a couple burritos in a bottle of aberlour with a drawing of a fat bald buy that looks just like you
>it will be titled, "killmepls"
>i'm not crazy
>you're the one who's crazy
For some reason I'm really craving a Pepsi right now, but all I have is this leftover Iced Cinnabon Delights® Premium Roast Coffee I stuck in the fridge. The dude seemed kind of annoyed I was getting a coffee drink after midnight. He dropped the first one and had to remake it. I felt kind of bad since I honestly don’t really care about the drink at all.

>>18650067
Fuck off you fat piece of shit.

how can I get this stupid thread deleted??

>>18648777
Checked. These threads do raise concerns about your health, but somehow they recall one of the old /b/ regulars before that board got completely ruined. Any mature homosexuals remember that guy in the round glasses and his comfy drinking threads?

>>18650100
>Any mature homosexuals remember that guy in the round glasses and his comfy drinking threads?
you do. die.

>>18649967
It's the exact opposite. Anyone who complains about "reddit spacing" is 100% a huge newfag who wasn't here before the 2016 election and probably came from reddit themselves.

>>18649967
Or over 18

>>18650102
>you do
Indeed, they seemed cringe at the time, but because we didn't know how bad things could really get.
>die.
In due time.

>>18650100
They're from a while ago, but ck is only place I've ever seen this thread / these pics

>>18650131
>they
>we
>in due time
I'm praying sooner than later

>>18650118
This is complete bullshit. I'll admit people pointing out "4chan etiquette" or just generally talking about how long they've been here has always been a sign of a newfag trying to fit in, but the amount of gate keeping has massively decreased since 2016. There's literally an anon trying to force some pasta about how "I stopped seeing reddit everywhere once I stopped posting there", and it's like, "no, I've never posted on reddit". I can recognize reddit shit because there was a massive influx of reddit posters after the election who came to /pol/ and thought this entire site was /pol/ and "haha, no rules!" But no, people rarely call out obvious tourist shit anymore, and it's blatantly obvious on a slow board like /ck/.

>>18650137
love you too uwu

>>18649294
I love those cheesy potato bowl things, if I go get Taco Bell tomorrow I’ll be sure to make a thread anon. Cheers and enjoy your future Taco Bell orders.

And F for my Beefy Fritos Burritos, the best thing that used to be on the value menu, never to be forgotten.

>>18650118
This

>>18648777
In what world does an OP larp as some retard that took pictures of the hoard of food the social worker who sponge bathed said retard, would go buy for the retard before being fired?
And fired only day from retirement, as the retard who originally took these pictures died of a heart attack

>>18648777
My man are so much Taco Bell he went on a hiatus while his store had sufficient funds to remodel. Or was it the liquor store OP....?

>>18650166
>>18650169
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>18650150
>And F for my Beefy Fritos Burritos, the best thing that used to be on the value menu, never to be forgotten
You're breaking my heart, cabin guy. The $1 fritos burrito was always my go-to item, and whatever bullshit fotm shit they put on the menu or "brought back" I'll never forgive them for taking away my fritos burrito. Here's an image from like 6 years ago of a couple fritos burritos and a couple 5 layers being reheated sous vide. And here's that image I promised you would be posted eventually >>18649991

>>18650100
Who remembers jizzmas? One of my earliest fondest 4chan memories

>>18650281
Was that the guy who spent years filling up bottles with his own jizz and just kind of kept them sitting around on the floor next to his desk? I haven't been on /b/ for over a decade and don't really remember anyone in particular. I started posting on /ck/ around the same time Sceak showed up.

>>18650281
Consider, there are literal children browsing now who have never even heard of Dubble Yewtysnacks, can't triforce, can't name the queen, can't form the arms, have never been to Malaysia. Most people here don't even remember the original moot, before that ginger weaboo kid started using his handle forty years ago. We may no longer be living in a society.

>>18650300
It was eventually debunked as being white birch soda.
Years ago

>>18650355
And that was eventually reversed-debunked after the public scandal about white birch soda being "contaminated" by disgruntled employees.

>>18650335
I never figured out how to triforce and haven't lost any sleep over it.

>>18650379
And that's fine. Only terminal newfags ever cared about "belonging" or "fitting in" on the internet's short bus.

>>18649991
Are you the same guy who makes all the Adam Ragusea and Mark Wiens threads? Why does OC make you so mad?

>>18648777
Guys, I've never had Taco Bell before? What the best thing to get that's a reasonable value?

>>18650598
None of it is reasonable value, but Crunchwrap Supreme is the definitive item. It's good to go.

>>18650598
a bullet in your head

>>18648777
fuck off you fat piece of shir

>>18648867
Man I thought you were making those burgers at home. I've been under this delusion for years, I'm crushed.

>>18649797

dam dawg

a bripe ?

>>18650646
>thought you were making those burgers at home
>been under this delusion for years
>crushed
I'm not sure what to tell you, dude. I've been pretty up front the entire time. I've posted a walk-through of me literally making my burger on an industrial flattop grill dozens of times, and have posted a handful of cook-alongs making fancy frufru shit at work, or doing stupid catering gigs. People always seemed to get mad at my threads because they saw fast food in the OP and just assumed it was some fat alcoholic eating a bunch of garbage, but my threads were always industry.
>>18650692
Haha, yeah. I'm a sucker for stupid shit like that.

>>18650757
i wish you would start a /ck/ YouTube cooking channel.

Sup TB-anon. I haven't been on /ck/ since early spring, decided to check up on you guys and this is on top
>feels good man
We eurocucks need an update. How's the prices now with inflation and all, do you still consider it priceworthy and how does the Bell stand compared to other places. Also, what's up with this shortage in workforce I keep hearing about. Are fastfood restuarant cloding down?

>>18648777
Taco bell sucks but I see Zettai Hero Project so you're at least a bit based.

>>18648955
Every time you post I tell my family about you, they think you’rea friend

>>18650757
Your threads are always comfy, what line of work did you move into?

This faggot thinks he knows tort law. Stick to flipping burgers lardass.

>>18648955
You were spamming threads daily for a couple months at one point don't be coy you faggot

>>18651073
Were you that first year law student who was trying to argue that you could sue a restaurant after getting sick from a medium-rare burger you yourself ordered? From what I remember you were the one who had no clue what you were talking about.

>>18650187
classic kek

>>18648800
bro...

Just made it to the Bell niggas

>>18652798
When worlds collide

>>18652798
It's weird that you went inside. It's weirder that you went into the bathroom.

>>18652860
The workers looked at me like I was lost when I wandered in, guess nobody orders inside anymore.

>>18652935
Post the haul senpai

>>18652935
If I was a Taco Bell that cabin would the last place I'd want to see when I open my eyes after a 45 minutes car ride.

>>18652798
These are the absolute faggots I post here with. Jesus Christ

>pochaco figurine and cheap vodka
I know who you are and I just want to say you're a gigantic piece of shit who needs to smoke less weed

>>18652943
Well I got 3 beefy melt burritos, 2 chicken chipotle wraps, 2 quesadillas, and a cheesy potato bowl. It will be a few hours until I eat this, I plan to do a bit of drinking first. Looking like a good night.

>>18653014
Lots of sauce too

>>18653021
>and people give op shit for spending 30 seconds arranging shit to take a picture

>>18653041
Here’s a gif as well friend, I documented my trip well as I could

>>18653014
>>18653021
ngl feeling a bit of the N.V rn fr

>>18653041
No, the hostages arrange the packets, it gives them something to do, a creative outlet, it helps to distract from the sound of the sausage grinder.

>>18653051
kek

>>18653051
Fucking saved.

>>18653014
I hope you got those burritos grilled this time.

>>18653262
Only time will tell. They probably undercooked my stuff since I ordered so much.

>>18653292
Why put it in the fridge? You can leave Taco Bell out for like 2 days and it wont go bad.

>>18653292
>bottle of lube next to the fridge
This nigga crams.

>>18653618
Why do you think he always has such a big smile on his face?

>>18648831
Even the picture takes long to load

>>18653292
Pygeum.
Meaning you have an enlarged prostate.
Not a young man's issue...

And you eat like this

>>18653655
There are other "traditional" uses too:
>The bark is used in numerous ways - as a wound dressing, a purgative, or an appetite stimulant, and to treat fevers, malaria, arrow poisoning, stomach pain, kidney disease, gonorrhoea, and insanity
Does this sound about right for a Taco Bell weaboo?
>stomach pain
>insanity

>>18653606
I’m not sure if I trust that, I had a food safety class recently and got redpilled on how bad it is to eat food that’s been sitting out. Might not hurt me, but I’d rather not take the chance.
>>18653655
It’s just part of the stack. If you know, you know.

>>18652798
Not pictured:

>Stuffed pokemon toy he carries in public
>Fedora

Pictured:

>Wizard level virginity
>Pic from phone used by police for a soft ID of soon found alone in apartment after suicide

>>18653671
This is the best I can do

>>18653669
Stay hydrated, anon.

>>18652320
You'd be surprised, if you have to personally ask and then there's one person such as a waitress, just for example and sake of argument, says how do you want your burger and you say the wrong thing accidentally but you really meant to say the other thing and the shift doesn't have to take responsibility you don't have to take responsibility and likely, the waitress doesn't have to take responsibilities so it's kind of an obligation for restaurants to either put it in writing somewhere on the menu that studies might suggest yada yada

>>18653669
Yeah, gotta get those big cooms for your Gorton's Fisherman figurine.

>>18653669
I'm not young, but no prostate issues.
Maybe they're an issue of accompanying your morbid obesity and / or diabetes?

>>18653690
>so it's kind of an obligation for restaurants to either put it in writing somewhere on the menu
But every restaurant has a disclaimer about eating undercooked beef/fish/eggs. That anon was trying to argue that having an "order at your own risk clause" doesn't do anything and anybody who gets sick can sue the restaurant even if they ordered their burger rare.

The full spread. About to enter flavor town, it’s been a fun time guys.

>>18654012
this guy is jizzing right about now.

>>18654012
Enjoy. Not everyone likes it, but it's still OC (rare here), and respect for continuing to post without a trip. Cozy full-tummy sleeps be upon ye.

>>18650757
>I've posted a walk-through of me literally making my burger on an industrial flattop grill dozens of times
Aw man, I wish I caught those. I've only ever seen you post the spreads.

>>18648777
where's your half eaten raw burger?

>>18648800
I saw this thread and I’m glad he’s back!
Happy holidays you angry bastards here

>>18654012
It’s over

>>18652798
fuck im jealous of that beard. how to attain as a beardlet

>>18654238
You can't. It's genetic. Less teflon and microplastics during puberty might have helped, but it's all ogre.

>>18648955
eating comfy foods, watching comfy shows.

This guy knows what's up.

I just ate some sloppy wendys while watching skate videos and now it's Old School RuneScape time!

>>18650150
Beefy frito burritos were/are better than the doritos tacos.

Better bang for your buck AND they straight up taste better.

I really like this thread. We're all bonding over tacobelly and ignoring the haters.

>>18654238
I used to put rogaine on my face when I was a teenager, I already had some since my hair started thinning out when I was like 14. I don’t know if the rogaine actually did anything for my face.
>>18654261
Cheers friend, I had to lay down myself after eating all that food. Enjoy your game

>>18654261
Runescape was always normalfagcore. I bet you've never even been banned from a MUD or MOO for sharing socially unacceptable views.

>>18654238
You can start by balding on your head. That's how my genes played out.

>>18654278
Of course not. I know that MUDs were the inspiration towards OG RuneScape but I was probably born shortly before MUDs being a "popular" thing.

1991 baby reporting.

Born and raised on Campbells vegetable alphabet soup, Kraft mac n cheese, bologna sandwiches n shit, etc. Also whatever moms made for dinner cause that shit was fire yo.

I could go for some pic related right now though.

>>18654012
Did you eat that cold? Why does it look so much worse than the OP? And how did you manage to grab all those hot sauce packets but forget a fork?

i've boycotted taco bell since they put tranny faggots on their ads. it was fucking disgusting. there was a man wearing lipstick. i assume the fags in the ads are pedophiles. really ruined taco bell for me, not that there was much left after they changed the menu so much.

>>18655068
No I heated everything up in the microwave, as for the fork you can see one on top of the pizza. I have hundreds of plastic forks on standby.

>>18648924
>>18648955
I want to have a hot, sweaty, Taco Bell brap filled threesome with cabinbro and taco bell anon

>>18653051
why not just dump the whole container in? Also saved

del taco is better.

>>18649196

>>18648777
show hands, Jesus

>>18654274
how's butcher life cabinbro?

>>18656415
It’s been a bit of a mess the past couple months actually. I don’t feel like getting deep into the details now but things have been tough with the holidays especially.

>>18655796
Gross!

>>18656550
God I love the way you handle that meat I’m so fucking sweaty

>>18648800

>>18648800
dude..

Im going to visit Taco Bell for the first time ever (abroad, my country doesnt have one). What should I order?

>>18657279
Sodomy

>>18649034
S09E21, the one with the fertility test. damn i'm good

>>18648800
dude why..

>>18654272
>better than the doritos tacos
I've never liked those. They're way too salty.

>>18657279
Crunchwrap Supreme and 2 Chicken Chipotle Melts
8 Packets of hot sauce

pee and pooping
(sneeds out)

>>18657279
Beefy 5 layer burrito, grilled, beefy melt burrito, 7 layer nacho fries or nachos bell grande, spicy potato soft taco, bean burrito.

>>18648800