/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18647537
Slav prisoners have been doing this for decades. The high sucks and turns your teeth brown as fuck.

>>18647537
Maybe we can get Ben Shapiro and DeSantis talking about this

>>18647537
No idea what that is but it sounds fucking dumb enough for this generation of retards to like it

In Balkans they would get high of opium poppy tea in older times. Never tried it.

>>18647537
I guess that's what you would call a tea totaler

>fact checked by...
So it's not real? Gotcha.

Are we getting another bullshit media frenzy that results in fucking tea of all things being restricted to le magick 18+ now?
>march 2021
ok fuck off now

>>18647664
>>18647805
'tea drunk' refers to the mild fuzzy feeling when you drink certain kinds of tea, especially pu'erh (semi fermented leaves)

its not an alcoholic buzz, but due to some compounds present in the tea

>>18647812
>fermented
>not alcoholic
???

>>18647812
also, if i had to describe it in words, I would say

warm, afterglow, happiness, flowing. Its like that subtle magical feeling you get when you've just spent an warm afternoon in the sun and now its dusk, with the cooler night breeze blowing on you.

pu'erh does not taste that good. Its funky, earthy, mellow, thick. It does not have the crispness of green tea, the boldness of black tea or the complex layered notes of oolong. But this 'tea drunk' quality of it is why it often fetches the highest prices in the tea world.
>>18647846
Its not yeast. The leaves are aged, over years in wet and damp climate so microorganisms can break it down. Pu erh is steeped in boiling water so theres no alcohol anyway.

>>18647569
>Slav prisoners have been doing this for decades. The high sucks and turns your teeth brown as fuck.
That's chifir.
You just take a shit ton of tea and over-brew it in boiling water for 10-15 min.
It's hard to get drugs in the middle of a gulag in siberia, so they figured out that if you super-concentrate caffeine, it has roughly the same effect as meth.

Tried it one time. Most bitter and dry liquid I have ever tasted in my life. Like trying to eat a green banana peel x 100.

>>18647771
Make me smirk

>>18647841
god this brings me back, me and my buddies used to drink a bunch of instant espresso and juice so that we'd have liquid shits and we'd store them in mason jars, then we'd let them batches sit in my hot garage and rotate them out. We'd trade and whiff each others batches, even give each other missions of what we had to eat in a certain week to see how it'd effect the final products and try to blind guess who was who. Good times.

>>18648111
checked

Why not just make wine at that point? How hard is it to stash some grape juice under your bed for a few weeks?

>>18647771

>>18648111
>my summer as a shart sommelier

>>18648111
please be jokes

>>18647805
Not letting kids have caffeine has been a thing since I was a kid, and I'm 45.

>>18648111
Holy fucking based

>>18647537
These people's lives are far too easy. Kind of looking forward to the collapse.

>>18647851
>warm, afterglow, happiness, flowing

>>18648111
I actually tried it in the summer of 2008 as a joke and it fucked me up. Like heavy body feeling that glues you down to the couch with mild hallucinations, for about 30 minutes per huff. I Introduced it to my buds when we were drunk and we all got fucked up. We spent a whole summer huffing jenks until one of my buddies got sepsis from a lung infection. The hospital said it can happen if you drink unclean water but we all knew it was from huffing shit fumes. Just another awesome memory zoomers will never experience.

>>18648111
>>18648168
>>18648605

>>18647846
Do you unironically think everything fermented is alcoholic?

>>18647851

>zoomers get drunk from tea
LMAO truly the most pathetic generation

>>18648811
Zoomers drink alcoho, partyl and have sex and you're 30 posting anime on a cooking forum

>>18648822
>buttblasted zoomer LARPing hard while IRL he waits ten minutes at the drugstore for someone to move so he can buy hair curling spray because interacting with people outside of pressing like on tiktok gives him anxiety

>>18648840
This isn't the place where people who are good at interacting with people come.

>>18648840
>buttblasted adult autist trying to make himself feel better online by picking on children while IRL he waits ten minutes at the grocery store for someone to move so he can buy food because anything outside of masturbating to anime gives him anxiety
Also I'm 29

>>18647537
Nausea is not synonymous intoxicated

>>18648811
>Footnote generation

>>18647771
Carlos!

>>18648111
Summers were the best

>>18647886
>if you super-concentrate caffeine, it has roughly the same effect as meth
lmao no it doesn't you fucking retard

>>18647846
>he thinks fermentation always makes something alcoholic
???

>>18647537
It could've been worse. They could've called it "tea high"

>>18649058


Oh, that's already a thing. There's a whole subreddit about different tea highs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWGMmxRgRlA

>>18647886
the effects are not even in the same ballpark, you sheltered child

>>18647771

This is why puer lesbians beat their partners. They get "tea drunk" and turn into blood thirsty teaserkers hellbent on bringing the pain to other gay women.

>>18648840
>while IRL he waits ten minutes at the drugstore for someone to move so he can buy hair curling spray because interacting with people outside of pressing like on tiktok gives him anxiety
delet this

>>18649148
>surprisingly the question is yes