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Give it to me straight, am I placing at tomorrow’s gingerbread house contest? This is my first time entering.

>> No.18639951

>>18639943
Write an inclusive and lgbtqia+ and POC positive sob story that goes along with the house. Have a drag queen tell the story to the judges. You'll be sure to win. I promise.

>> No.18639960

>>18639943
Do you have Cerebral Palsy?
Try to get pity points.

>> No.18639965

>>18639943
Your dog only shits in one half of your lawn?

>> No.18639968

Let me guess, your the silly fag that just can't get anything right in your group and you are playing up to that.

>> No.18639992

>>18639968
I didn't have a group. I made it myself since everyone else was busy.

>> No.18640006

>>18639943
Why is it burnt on one side?

>> No.18640009

>>18639951
Sounds powerful and valid

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>> No.18640017

>>18639992
get a job doofus. it looks nice. glad you ignored the fondant advice. i'll remember this anon!

>> No.18640018

>>18639943
enter it under the title "Candy Land nuclear holocaust"

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>>18639943

>> No.18640047

>>18640006
Well I had a creation/light/good half vs. destruction/dark/evil half theme for it. Still thinking of the title
>>18640018
Probably not this one but he gets it.

>> No.18640053

>>18640047
Tight Trans Trudy's Traumatic Tchildhood

>> No.18640096

If you were 12 it would probably win.

>> No.18640126

>>18639943
This looks ai generated

>> No.18640167

>>18640017
>fondant advice
?

>> No.18640219
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Thanks for all the great feedback, guys. Next question: Where should I place the gingerbread shed in my gingerbread garden?

>> No.18640226

>>18640047
I thought it was Mauna Kea

>> No.18640228

>>18639943
Yes you sure as hell placing! Placing a look of disgust on everyone's face, and don't forget about placing that monstrosity in the trash

>> No.18640231

>>18639943
Thats scary. It looks like the confluence of a river from candyland and the river styx

>> No.18640245

>>18640228
kek

>> No.18640252

>>18639943
Sorry anon from the thumbnail that looks very unappetizing. Put more vibrant colors maybe or some props to make it pop out more

>> No.18640257

I like it, Anon.

Best I could come up with for a name:
The Middle of the Road

>> No.18640262

>>18640219
Good lord it's like Marvin Heemeyer's muffler shop.

>> No.18640270

>>18639943
Honest criticism is the house looks good, maybe a bit small in proportion to the entire tray, but the lawn or yard around it is questionable. Maybe the pic didn't come through right but the colors are kind of blah and don't really pop at all. I can almost guarantee you the house that wins is going to have vibrant colors that radiate the tray. Still good and a lot better than anything I could do though.
What is the yard/lawn made if?

>> No.18640356

>>18640270
>maybe a bit small in proportion to the entire tray
Yeah I agree. I'll probably make something bigger next time.
>but the lawn or yard around it is questionable. Maybe the pic didn't come through right but the colors are kind of blah and don't really pop at all.
My home has horrible lighting but it's not like I used anything particularly fancy.
>What is the yard/lawn made if?
The green side is made with cake mix, but with green royal icing instead of eggs with normal white royal icing on the bottom.
The Black side is made from overcooked chocolate cake mix, but with root beer instead of water on top of a layer of pepsi and white royal icing.

>> No.18640442

>>18639943
No. It's depressing to look at desu, should've added a tree with a noose.

>> No.18640463

>>18639960
Cerebral palsy doesn't affect your intelligence.

>> No.18640468

>>18639943
Do it faggot.

>> No.18640471

>>18639943
i imagine your coworkers won't think any different of you, outside of simply confirming their previous beliefs about you

>> No.18640521

>>18639943
How many people are competing? I like the work you did on the landscape, very nice detailing with the rainbow nerds along the path. It doesn’t really fit but maybe you could name it “Simply walking into gingerbread door”.

>> No.18640569

>>18640463
Cerebral palsy and mental retardation are not mutually exclusive either

>> No.18640574

>>18639943
If I can place second using a garlic bread recipe an anon posted on here at last week's office potluck, I have great faith you at least get an honorable discharge

>> No.18640607

the rock wall is cool, but the split down the middle looks like a hot mess (and it's repeated on the house, dear God) . whatever was used for the green/brown land looks like chewed food. there is so much "glue" it looks like a retarded green frog put it together

as long as you had enough fun to give it another try next year then you came out on top. first attempts are never pretty