/ck/ - Food & Cooking

By the way I am in Americunt. My burgers are currently sitting in my icebox cooler. Laugh at me.

For me? It's the McChicken.

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Am I Le Based? Le Chad? I Regularly Call Myself A Chad In Public (Small Talk Etc.), Anyways, I Think That Coom (Heh Heh) Would Definitely Do The Trick : ) Good Thing Your Own Body Makes Coom (Heh) It Is Also Salty And Nutritious If You Were Stranded On A Desterted Island You Should Definitely Eat Your Own COOM.

>>18635533
sorry, but all affordable white durable goods are trash now
just get whatever shit looks 'good enough' from your local hardware store and pray it doesn't shit itself within the next few years
you just aren't going to find anything 'solid' or whatever metric you want to assign the feeling of a well made product under probably 3-4k

>>18635948
>>18636031
these feel like some AI training itself on less trafficked boards or something

>>18635533
go to the junkyard and find a replacement $75. they are good refigerators it just that people buy new ones so often they just pile up.

>>18635533

>>18636068
Ok boomer

>>18636087
Shut the fuck up. I'm not a boomer, Im a Coomer.

>>18635533
For that measurements? Ahahaha sorry mate, but that's at least 2k for a proper one hahaha

>>18636076
Oh bull fucking shit.
>t. Am a property manager who's thrown out dozens of maggot-infested fridges.

>>18635547
No fren, I won't-- As someone who has fixed and installed numerous Large appliances over the years, I will tell you this.
Without fail, the new, ridiculously expensive appliances are a SCAM. I've even had insiders confide that to me. Their average RT(runtime) until critical fail is 2-3 years, often less. Then something seemingly trivial and inexpensive will fail *Ching!* $500 minimum. on avg., 6 months later, something else or the same. Most technicians will straight up tell you"At this point, you might as well just buy a new one. This is tied into the new Appliance Insurance or "Home coverage" racket.
Go to a used appliance store and buy the best suited to your needs PRE-1990s fridge, or get one off Craigslist. Even if you pay $400-$500 for the nicest one there, It will last you 10X longer and be 100X easier to repair yourself if it does break.
AMA, fren.

>>18636441
That sounds like Operator error or power bill not paid--Not fridge failure.
Lemme guess you just threw it out instead of steam cleaning it?
>T. Not that I blame you--Tenants can be vindictive nasty fuckers.

>>18636441
sounds like you see alot of abandoned fridges. my junkyard has a bunch of good fridges that you could buy. they are from house renovation.

>>18636478
you need to do background checks and go visit their current place to see the state of their house.

>>18635533
just go to an appliance store and buy the cheapest scratch-n-dent floor model. a fridge is a fridge - it makes shit cold. there's no such thing as deluxe cold. it's just a temperature.
make sure you measure the path it takes to get the fridge into your house, too.

>>18636502
>you need to do background checks
No I don't..I will never rent to anyone.
They either lease-option or buy outright.
Laws against landlords are criminal, but so are rent prices--though I can't put the onus of that exclusively on landlords--Boomers and the banks are more to blame.
>>18636510
Bad idea...shit produced in the last 20 years is made to break and be serviced--
Better to get a good one at an estate sale.
Washers and dryers are as well.
Just look at all the major appliances that have been pushed in the last 10-15 years due to the "Home improvement" scam.
DIY shows are little more than infomercials for the big brands at big box stores--I'm not kidding.
Now that the "Everything Breaks" style home insurance coverage,(there's a whole separate one for cars too you may have noticed--They were the beta test,) it's just like the Health insurance-Pharma-Medical round-robin; Prices all go up, Quality goes down, and you lose moar and moar!

>>18636539
*Now that there are 'Every...

The most egregious appliances are the (((smart))) models. Imagine you can't even open the door to get your frozen tendies and coke zero because the fucking fridge was set to automatically download and install updates. And just you fucking wait until the maytag jew starts an appliance subscription service.

>>18636578
>McDonalds Shake machine scam
Worse than that, you can be locked out of your food supply if your social credit score drops too much..
(the television told on you to the thermostat that you said something racially insensitive about the mandatory Info-Showmercial™, triggering a scan app on your glucose meter-pump, which in turn caused a 12 hour lock-out until the new nano-meds can reconfigure to the austerity profile of your new tax bracket.
>We're sorry your having trouble, anon...help is on the way, please be certain all pets are well secured and all entrypaths are cleared.)
Wait until you see what the smart lites saved in the interference pattern renderings--UNGOOD anon, Double plus UNGOOD!!

>>18636641
STOP

>>18636664
It's okay anon...
You DON'T have to buy into it.
If it does get that bad you can join us out in the "Wilderness" where the normies from the CyberCities fear to go...
(We like to dress up like Morlocks and raid the fringe Gamepalaces(authorized) and sugarshacks(they still have real sugar drinks!!))
We don't hurt anyone--just bust up a few Surveillo droids and Dronecams.
Don't worry, we got it covered!