/ck/ - Food & Cooking

were the english always this vile?

>screech about americans on every possible platform available to them
>use nothing but american cheese
curious

>>18629303
It's cheap sportsball sloppa for the retarded bugmen who actually watch grown men (mostly blacks) get overpaid to play games and complain about how they b oppressed n sheeit

>>18629279
Is the guy who runs that twitter being ironic?
Does he realize the cold sloppa with unmelted cheese looks completely unappetizing?
Even while drunk (which I am) I wouldn't eat this shit

>>18629359
He legitimately has gotten sponsored by multiple teams and even invited to the US by teams trying to impress him. He has done more damage to the reputation of British cuisine than anything else in decades but keeps going with it.

>>18629369
Grim
At least he gets payed/sponsored for it

Americans do scran better mainly because their teams suck and football/soccer is seen as a sign of trying to rehabilitate a dead town with something modern and exciting

>>18629369
Jacket potato?

>>18629380
its also probably expensive as shit

>>18629404
that's insane. a fucking stadium serving people beer in a plastic bag

>>18629404
>15k dong
loooooooooooooooooool

>>18629427
it's so they can't throw them at the players

>>18629447
Grim.

>>18629324
Most of this really grim stuff is from like 7th tier footy grounds.

>>18629360
This one might be okay

>>18629404
mmm phalates

>>18629451

Got anymore US ones? I'm sure we've got some more choice footy scrans.

>>18629427
>>18629431
>>18629456

>>18629461
All scran in the US is some variation of expensive/Sysco garbage/niche local food. Part of the problem is that nothing would ever be sold as low as $5 or so for a meal at a US stadium. Alcohol for example is so expensive partially because of decades of proof that cheap alcohol is a recipe for disaster at stadiums.

>>18629451
Isn't it kinda like stock/broth

>>18629369
Imagine the smell

>>18629311
Not all Brits use American.

>>18629279
What the fuck is that lmao

>>18629453

>>18629279
Im pretty sure its fake. I bet they says its for FootyScran and they give them the worst looking thing for the lols. No way would you get away with serving 95% of the things he posts anywhere in the UK

>>18629644
99% of the posts are submissions apparently, also of course Japan does it right every time

>>18629326
looks like a dall-e generated image

>>18629645
Thats fine, though scruffy. That's a Pukka pie to, they are like £3

>Scran, Japan

it is joke right? not real?

>>18629652
In the UK people would be happy with a Pot Noodle and they can charge double at £2 a time and theyd still be happy

Behold: the image that basically launched the account and set British cuisine back at least two decades

>A one off gimmick item served one time is the same as a cultural tradition
Lol

>>18629523
Funny how you can go to Vietnam with like $40 and you'd be considered a millionaire

>>18629300
Where's the beef?

>>18629380
>no price

9 euro world cup salad anyone?

Be honest britbongs, you would rather have this.

New scran lads

>>18629564
Nice, something that looks edible and less than $10.

>>18629523
>>18629674
Not that funny when you ask yourself why the FUCK you have to pay 200x more for the same shit. They're not even poor or starving, just "not wealthy", and can afford all of life's necessities even in an overpopulated coastal country.

>>18629666
Thats fine. Gravy is thin though and obviously they are frozen fries and not the sort of chips youd get at a chippy but I get similar down the chippy. +1 for the authentic wooden chippy fork

>>18629684
I'd eat the fuck out of that

>>18629679
Qatar built their country on unrepentant slavery of Southeast Asians and this is all they have to offer to the world when they welcome it?

>>18629694
not that bad for a hotel breakfast desu. 200 euro a night is not any more expensive than NYC hotels with shittier food

>>18629692
I'm curious, is a burger something you can commonly find in Qatar? Or have they just got some shitty ones in for the foreigners during the World Cup?

>>18629690
Why did you shit on your fries?

>>18629698
If you think shit looks like that, you need to go see a doctor

A lot of this shit would be excusable if it were 1/4 the price. They're all way too fucking expensive for the quality you're getting.

>>18629704
I legitimately do not know what British people want in terms of price. This seems reasonable to me for example.

>>18629707
This would honestly run for like 15 bucks at a Denny's. Bongs are a bit up their own ass.

Allegedly in Germany/Central Europe you're not supposed to actually eat the bun when they serve you a sausage in a bun

>>18629707
Basically $4.50 for that seems like a good deal to me

>>18629707
Okay, that one's actually a decent price.

Do British people even watch cricket anymore?

>>18629717
I wonder if that stems from the trencher tradition, and the bun is basically a modern, handheld trencher.

>>18629707
who the fuck eats an entire breakfast at a crowded stadium during a soccer game LOL

>>18629717
That sounds silly and wasteful. Just serve it on a stick if that's the case.

>>18629707
By price comparison, this costs me £7.50 in my local cafe and it comes with 3 toast

>>18629731
British people during warmup games. Americans would be tailgating at a similar time instead of eating stadium food

>>18629734
Nordics have partially made it less wasteful

>>18629746
is it just me or does this look like an uncircumcised (eew) penis?

>>18629737
Is that salser on top

>>18629380
>rehabilitate a dead town
It's mostly west coast major cities that engage in this euro larping

>>18629737
>3 hash browns
>Those terrible canned mushrooms
>Marinara sauce(?) instead of tomatoes of any actual sort
>One piece of bacon
>Eggs cooked to fuck
>One blood pudding
I'd give you £5.50

>>18629751
Weak bait.

>>18629658
Sendai is underrated as fuck

>>18629758
No its chopped tomatoes
>>18629753
They aren't canned mushroons, they are fried button mushrooms. Nowhere serves canned
They are chopped tomatoes, better to mop up with toast
Eggs are over easy, how i like them and had plenty yolk
Its 3 pieces of bacon, its on a pile

>>18629694
Not to derail but it's a prominent mindset among arab nations that foreigners should feel a level of unwelcomeness. Basically "do what business you came to do then leave".

>>18629279
Why the fuck do British eat peas and pie all day? Don't forget your chips

>>18629803
Ya seethe?

>>18629812
None of that is food

>>18629359
He isn't being ironic you autistic fuck. He is deliberately and transparently displaying what a rip-off the shitty food is.

>>18629707
That was reasonable before the GBP collapsed and became roughly equivalent to a dollar yet our wages didn't increase. Before Brexit £6 would have been roughly $10

>>18629812
Why are the peas a mush? Do brits have teeth?

>>18630013
The peas start off as dried peas. You soak them over night, which makes them mush. You can get a tinned pea variety called "marrowfat " though and mush them for the same thing but that's small scale for personal use. Or get the finished product, like pic related.
Its a different texture to chips/fries, so is complentary and good for you.

>>18629717
lol what? germanon here and you definitely eat the bun. it's nice and crusty too, none of that soft faggy hotdog bread.

>>18629789
How unfortunate that the rest of the world fails to treat Arabs the same way

>>18629330
This might be nice

>>18629404
yuck

>>18629326
all bread, just like it should be.

>>18629369
that one is food at least.

>>18629692
isn't beer haram?

>>18629617
enjoy broth cooked from already mushed up and mixed meat and fat chunks.

>>18629789
It's weird. I was told that with Bedouins it's different, as a guest you're entitled to vip treatment for 3 days or something like that

>>18629666
that sauce looks like they just thinned whatever was left on the bottom of the pot with a ton of water and then thickened it.

>>18629789
>>18629789
oh please the UAE and Qatar are willing to bend over backwards to appease the western devils.
>t. I have been said appeased devil
The world cup is a shit show because it's a vanity project that was rammed through super quickly.

>>18629690
>animal dick served on fries smothered in sauce and weird green stuff

>>18629702
his does because all he eats is shitty hamburgers with unmelted cheese

>>18629697
they probably have burgers, burgers are pretty international nowadays and they don't contain pork or anything

>>18630112
makes sense. when you're a nomad living in the desert every time you actually meet someone new it's a big social occasion. not to mention, the guest is probably gonna be tired as fuck from traversing the desert

>>18629380
>The food is so good because... because America is shit!
That's a bizarre cope about your terrible country's terrible food

>>18629676

>>18630138
I looked it up for a bit, and apparently three days it's not just a Bedouin thing, it's an Islam thing. They just don't all practice it or something..
But Bedouins can be nice. Their pitas are tasty.

>>18629681
I would rather have nachos on a hot day
I'd rather have chips and mushy peas on a cold day
Make sense?

Having said that. Most stadia I've been to here just do burgers and hotdogs that aren't great. Kinda jealous of the northerners getting actual British food not poor imitations of American food.

>>18629723
Yes - but the kind of food you're able to purchase at different sports kind of reflects the class of the sport.
Football is our working class sport.
Rugby and Cricket are Middle Class.
Anything with horses is upper class.
The available food reflects this.

You can watch Ice Hockey and Basketball here but the food there tries very hard to be as American as possible.

>>18629684
>vinte e cinco reais por um smash

Go fuck yourself
And fuck gremio as well

>>18629303
I feel like you should be able to figure out the context of these images just from the content within them, anon.

>>18629279
>watching soccer

>>18630443
It genuinely fucks me up that cricket is SUCH a working class sport in India. It just feels so...wrong.

>>18629684
scran isn't a word, anon.

>>18630491
As an Indian you're the one who has the power to change this. I as a Brit can't do anything.

>>18630513
I'm British you fool, that's why it feels wrong to me. It just fucked me up when my Indian friends said it (and were like, super emphatic about it; street cricket is huge there).

>>18630499
https://www.oed.com/view/Entry/173306?rskey=ROGWDM&result=1&isAdvanced=false#eid
>a. A collection of eatables; provisions for a slight repast or picnic; a portion of food carried by a labourer into the field for a meal. Also spec. in Nautical slang, food, rations. cold scran, cold refreshment.
Earliest reference to "scran" is from over two hundred years ago.

>>18630521
Sorry mate - hope no offence was taken.
I have a friend who trained as a teacher in Luton, and because of the high Indian (and Pakistani, Bangladeshi etc) population in that area the kids played Cricket at lunch instead of football.

>>18629324
>cheap
Six quid for >>18629300 is criminal robbery.

>>18629812
I wish we had this in the US, it's not as bad as it looks

>>18630535
Cheaply produced, not cheaply sold. It's airplane food.

>>18629427
In Vietnam, beer comes in bags.

>>18629717
What kind of retard told you that bullshit? Of course you eat the bun, it has the mustard, the sausage juice and the rest of the sausage.
God, I *really* want a Rostwurst now.

>>18629744
>we got bacon, egg and bacon, egg, bacon and spam, bacon, spam, mushroom and spam, spam, sausage, spam, bacon and spam, spam, spam bacon, spam, tomato, spam and spam,.....

>>18630544
Just go to an English pub
You can usually find some variation of this sloppa

>>18629324
Hey look it's the guy who's too smart for sports!

>>18630594
Yes you have indeed figured out what that sketch was making fun of

>>18629311
British people are as fat and full of goyslop and PFAS as we are. The British aristocracy and their (((banking clan))) allies have literally ruined the American and British people.

>>18630596
What? No you can't. What you'll find in a pub is either stuff like home made pork pies and sauces or it'll be more complex stuff like roast ham sandwiches, a ploughmans, or even stuff like game pies and burgers and massive charcuterie boards if it's a gastropubby vibe.
You wouldn't find mushy peas and a pukka pie and chips much.

>>18629326
My 500lb ass crushing my bf's dick

>>18629731
>who the fuck eats an entire breakfast at a crowded stadium during a soccer game LOL
Big Bazza

>>18630127
I have had halal beef burgers before and they are nothing like normal beef burgers. The seasoning, though simple, was more spiced than normal. The shape was more oval and the biggest difference was the texture. It was more like spam. There was 0 blood in it, since it has to be completely drained

>>18630899
sounds rank

Someone needs to tell the English it's not WWII anymore and they are allowed to eat real food again.

>>18631024
>2022
>implying any WW2 restriction has been repealed
Shut up and eat your corn.

>>18631024
Picking on the absolute worst cuisine a country has to offer doesn't seem particularly productive

>>18629731
Meat and eggs aren't "breakfast", go eat your cereal, goy

>>18629717
lol u got trolled
t. german

>>18629723
But do you eat the bread bowl?

>>18629727
No German throws away the bread, u got trolled hard - this is done to spot / mock tourists, similar to the myth of Weißwurstzutzeln

>>18630761
gaaaaay

To understand this all you need to know is that the average family income in the UK is LESS than the average black family income in the US. We are a poor, de-developing country.

>>18629687
Because the average salary is low as fuck

>>18629360
Not a big fan of peas but this looks okay

>>18629457
Unbelievably comfy looking but hot dog broth sounds disgusting

>>18629645
Finally, some decent scran.

>>18629671
Oh they MAD mad lmao

mushy peas are divine and I don't care what people say, marrowfats taste 10x better than american peas and they go with everything and are cheap as fuck.

>>18629300
Lmao this Bong bun ratio is the the opposite of a proper Hoosier Breaded Tenderloin

>>18630013
>Why mash potatoes? Do Americans not have teeth?
That's how retarded you sound. Minty mushy peas with pie and chips is great.

>>18631701
>getting nosebleed seats after paying $1600 to get to qatar

>>18629360
Someone please explain how wet mushy peas became a condiment in England

>>18629731
>t.

>>18631701
I see it’s red white and blue

>>18629658
First edible thing I've seen so far.

No scran.

>>18630618
Are you really trying to defend FIFA or the England team?

>>18632000
Where did I defend any specific team or organization? I just can't stand retards who think they're too good for sports or downplay the insane level of dedication and sacrifice players make to get to the professional level

>>18629404
In Vietnam, beer comes in bags.

do people like
actually go to sportsball games? and buy overpriced crappy food?
jesus

>>18629696
>not bad
>euro
>nyc
You're the stupidist retard on this site right now

>>18630491
Yeah it's hilarious lol. In Noida and Kolkata I would see literal slumdog kids playing cricket with bats and makeshift wickets. Seemed really diametrically opposite to what kind of posh cunts you see in UK playing cricket

>>18629311
every br*tish accusation is a confession

>>18629279
That looks exactly like American public school lunch

>>18629658
This is such a strange mess of food items.

>>18630141
where did you get this picture of op's mother

>>18632375
plain ass rice, egg, chicken?, a handful of peas, some weird shit, a lemon wedge, 2 pieces off chicken, collared greens...wtf

Scran or no scran?

>>18632214
yeah, my girlfriend cares way too much about this stuff, I don't really care about sports, but I like spending time with her.

>>18629447
CHOCOLATE STARFISH

>>18629303
No. In WWII Food scarcity caused rationing, one of the few foods that was not rationed was fish'n chips. After the war they never really shook the mentality that food can be anything but cheap and basic.

>>18633043
aww
its cute that you're dating a trans, anon
good job

>>18631711
centuries of inbreeding

>>18629369
I don't know what this meal is, but please explain what's wrong with it. It loks like the description.

propa scran that

>>18629324
>t. got picked last in high school

>>18629537
Having worked at stadiums in the US, I concur that football fans do not need to be any drunker than they are already.

>>18629294
Mother of god

>>18629279
>>18629294
>>18629300
The retards who buy this stuff deserve to be fleeced.

>>18629311
Because its cheap as fuck? Duh

>>18629687
The price is always set as high as possible
Why would it not be?

>>18632958
My one condition for anything labelled a sandwich is that I can comfortably pick it up and eat it without making a mess.

>>18629279
If this were the food I had to eat regularly I'm sure I would cope by becoming obsessed with trannies too

>>18634124
The reason the food is so shit is because it's made by the same people that can't feed themselves and rely on delivery apps and processed food in the first place.

>>18634124
Whole country is only like that because for some reason JK Rowling has a massive pull on every social and political issue far beyond every other celebrity and even most politicians

>>18634124
are bongs obsessed with trannies? or is this some new "hilarious" /int/ meme?

>>18634161
I think he's referring to bongs being arrested for telling trannies they're not the gender they think they are on twitter or something.

>>18629369
this is somehow both the most and least offensive one.

>>18634211
do people still do that? I just avoid all contact works great

>>18629279
>bongs be like: ugh! American "cheese"
>also bongs: I want some chips, yes, with extra AMERICAN CHEESE FUCK YEAH!

>>18634242
There's a large subset of Brits that can stand in front of the entire cheese section at the supermarket and only be drawn to those plastic slices.

>>18634161
some tranny did an analysis of british tabloids and found that there was something like 2 tranny stories per day per tabloid. they're deranged

>>18634211
you have to legally respect trannies AND you legally have to respect people who are obsessed with hating trannies. it's the worst of both worlds, brits just love totalitarianism

>>18629311
Well at least it's not american cheese sauce, I don't know if I have ever had american cheese slices but if it's like american cheese sauce that must taste awful, still why not just use a good cheese sauce fuck, you could probably make it work out cheaper if you're stingy enough with it
>>18632292
Or a deflection at least, look how fucking desperate euros are to avoid acknowledging the part they have played in the rise of progressivism.

>>18629523
There's more water in this than there is beer in the other one but still I would have expected the price difference between that and the beer to be bigger

>>18629359
How could there be any irony in any of his posts? All his text is
>x food from here
stop using words you don't know the meaning of.

>>18634465
It's a zoomer thing. They think that if you're not explicitly saying something is bad, that must mean you think it's good. You can't simply post something without injecting your opinion, you MUST state that you think it's bad. They really do think this way.

>>18631586
>Weißwurstzutzeln
Tell me more

>>18629360
Not a brit-bong so I was always curious about the pea-sauce-whatever they put on everything. Is it just mashed up peas or do they add seasoning to it?
Tough to imagine people enjoying just cheap pea slurry on their food.

>>18629427
Grew up drinking Teh Sosro in plastic bags, this is unsurprising and acceptable. Nostalgic even.

>>18630594

>>18629279
soggy fries suck

>>18629687
cuz viets aren't relevant enough in the global economy nor wealthy enough individually for the jewish overlords to move in and charge $10 for a bottle of water

>>18629279
>>18629294
>>18629300
i'd be legitimately upset if someone served me this shit

>>18629801
huutista

>>18634487
it's not really that different from mashed potato which we (americans) use in all kinds of dishes like they used mashed pea

>>18635182
But what about mixing mashed potatoes and mushy peas together?

>>18629294
It's a stick.

>>18629300
The other day I bought four one-third pound tri-tip hamburger patties and four buns for $5.
Surely you can sneak in food. Is tailgating allowed?

>>18629303
pretty much. once the Vikings invaded the only decent cultures on the island were destroyed. all that was left were the belligerent swamp donkeys who posed no threat and repopulated the land.

>>18629324
I remember Chelsea fans in France were hurling slurs and blocking a black guy from getting on a subway.
The line up for Chelsea at the time was half black.

>>18629717
Of course you eat the bread roll too. Otherwise it would be served like pic related.

>>18635179
There's no way in hell id pay for that shit.

>>18635447
that's what i'm saying. i'd have to get a refund at the least, no fuckin way bro

>>18635182
Why though? They have potatoes over there.

>>18629388
Ahh.. Windermere

>>18629457
Fuck boomer humor

>>18632185
>I just can't stand retards who think they're too good for sports

>football
>all sports

Clearly you.

>>18629694
>Here's a tent for $200 per night
>We've also included a breakfast that even a motel in Bumfuck, Oklahoma would be ashamed of
They definitely know better but sports people are mentally ill and ripe for ripping off.

>>18638439
>Standard Continental breakfast
>Even get lunch thrown in
What's the big deal

>>18638502
>That one pathetic meal is actually 2, what's the big deal?

>Food item is shitty frozen burger
>Food item is hot dog in a tortilla
>Food item is mushy peas and offal pie with some gravy on it

Why do euroids eat poverty tier trailer trash food and that's just normal to them? The dutch love weird dry sausages with raw onion and curry, the brits love all their food being some shade of brown, I don't understand.

>>18638559
Calm down Bob

Pea dog

>>18638588
I may be fat but I'd prefer that to being a retard who thinks that's acceptable fare for a $200 tent rental.

>>18630112
complete bullshit
also bedouin areas are lawless shitholes, some of the worst

>>18631727
>dyels seething about people having self control around food and no eating disorders
every time. I especially like it when they imply said person must be fat

>>18638594
perro pipi

>>18629537
I was at a Padres game in San Diego where they had nickel beer night for college students (or if you still had a student ID). People would come up the bleachers with like 10 beers in hand. Two guys got into a fight, one threw a punch, that guy dodged it, and his girlfriend right behind him got blasted in the face.

Everyone started acting like maniacs, just fighting whoever. Two people got thrown over my head into my lap, at least 10 people got tased by cops. at the end of it, my six buddies and I along with like some older people in the corners were the only people not arrested or ejected for fighting.

Anyways, I agree.

>>18633165
>playing sports is the same as watching
publicar los manos, pendejo

>>18638117
>t.

>>18629404
>>18629427
>>18629431
>>18629456
>>18630100
>>18632213
Why do white women all look like that?

>>18634485
You have to peel the condom off of a white sausage before eating it

why do bongs love peas so much?

>>18629311
you'd think this but they pretty much have the same diet as americans. Europoors aren't some epic healthy diet people. they eat the same things plus like kebab instead of maccas.

>>18639055
>can't even put it in a pita
lmao

>>18638921
they're good, you don't like peas?

looks like the pie peas chips and gravy are the best deal

where are the nuts?
does footie foodies have something against nuts?

>>18629404
Imagine it's not beer but that girls pee in those bags. Yummy.

>>18630491
It was introduced to them by their British overlords so they followed along and it became their favourite sport

>>18633140
Noone has that combination ever. Jacket potato is had with beans. NEVER mushy peas and youd NEVER have both on any meal.

>>18634487
It goes with chips, usually alongside battered fish or a sausage, and goes with meat or meat and potato pies also usually with a side of chips. That's about it. It is explained here >>18630079

>>18639527
It's kinda like how baseball used to be America's pasttime but slowly declined as American football got popular until the 1994 strike sealed its fate. Look up the average age of an MLB fan lmao

>>18630544
We do, you idiot. It's fucking pot pie.

>>18629704
dude a large sausage in a hotdog bun for £3.50 at a fucking event (where food is always insanely marked up) is great.
>>18629658
But this for £4.80 is pretty fucking swell.

>>18639571
Pot pie is only a lid. British pies are encased and far widely available in different varieties

>>18639587
Every pot pie I've ever had had a bottom layer

>>18638249
proper bit o' scran, that

>>18639596
Then that isnt a pot pie. The point of a "pot pie" is its everything thrown in a pot then you put a pie lid on it . Hence the name

>>18638249
>>18639598
Easily identified as a Pukka chicken balti pie.

>>18639603
>you throw everything in the pot then you put a pie lid on it
>you dont put the bottom of the pie in

>>18638893
Why do you care? It's not like we'll ever fuck you.

>>18639587
That is flatly incorrect.

>>18630110
Kaffir money is always halal

>>18639664
Learn to cook

>>18629449
you can chuck a bag way harder than a paper cup

>>18639712
are most people not throwing their empty cups?

>>18629279
I ordered a hot dog at Sonic for my toddler and they gave me this. We ate it because nothing is more cucked than breaking some minimum wage teenager's balls because you weren't happy with your order.

>>18639726
hope your stepson got sick and taught you a lesson in not accepting food that looks once digested.

>>18639746
nah not step. 3 year old daughter. mom died in a car accident last year so it's just me and my bitch against the world. we do dates every Saturday night. ice cream and dogs. idk if I can do step kids. I'm too much of an animal. I want me and mine.

>>18632548
rice, egg, tamagoyaki, croquette, probably seaweed salad, beef, fried chicken and hamburger patty, fruits for a palate cleanser.

>>18639783
raw fish on rice

>>18631703
>minty
>mushy

not bait - why is england like this? why the weird baby talk?

>>18629679
I'm not even greek and this pisses me off

>>18633067
KEEP ON ROLLIN BABY

>>18639701
Typically does not mean always. I wouldn't even say thats typical anymore though.

>>18629309
This one actually looks good

>>18630110
The sort of people who watch The World Cup almost started an international crisis in Qatar when they realised there was no beer. They had to import a bunch last minute to save a prince's life.

>>18640871
The sort of people who organised the football world cup didn’t realise that drinking is a big part of the culture. Imagine not doing basic research and then having to do a u turn at the last minute because of incompetence.

>>18629753
I hate americans so much

>>18629369
It's a dogshit dish but at least it's a decent rendition of it, unlike the 'giant dry bun with comically small patty and a slab of unmolten plastic cheese on it' shit itt. I would eat this if hungry, it might look like shit but it'd probably taste alright and the price isn't exorbitant for sports venue takeout

>>18635179
Woah Internet tough guy over here

>>18640662
>Typically does not mean always
Ah, the old lawyer trick of setting a cornercase precedent then attempting to use it like it's commonplace.

>>18629681
No Id rather have pie,chips and mushy peas at Matlock Town fc. A majestic ground. Food is fucking amazing too

>>18631711
Scandis brought legume soups to britain, brits started corrupting it.

>>18641027
You're right, literally nobody would have ever done this if it weren't for Scandinavians lmao

>>18629369
This one actually looks very decent considering it's from a football ground.

>>18638923
I figured this out when I traveled to Italy and Greece. They have equally the same dogshit as the typical American. The thing about Americans is that they always have to enlarge things and turn something small into an XL version.. It's something you'll notice once you start traveling and eating actual authentic foods that the everyday people eat, not by going to tourist bating restaurants.

>>18631671
>>18629454
How is this 'okay'? Jesus fucking christ you faggots are backwards. If you stamped an American flag on that shit you people will be losing your minds all around and taking it to /pol/

>>18629380
Nah, because it's American it's instant goyslop. This right here? This is at least food >>18629369

>>18641108
Its decent, Ive had that this season from Burton, and the Matlock one, Belpers is good also.
All close to me so been doing the rounds of the grounds.

Pisses me off when places can't get the bread to filling ratio anywhere near correct.

>>18639778
>idk if I can do step kids.
>I'm too much of an animal

Are you insinuating that you would fuck the kids?

>>18629671
Those are more like "dares" and quirky challenges they do. That's not even a real dish.

>>18631168
Huh? Where the fuck are you from you dumb faggot? Meat and eggs are breakfast in a lot of places.

>>18629369
>He has done more damage to the reputation of British cuisine than anything else in decades
I think the other brits have contributed heavily to that as well. Have you ever seen Gordon Ramsay or Jamie Oliver? I'm not even considering Kay. The brits' only savings grace is Heston Blumenthal but he's more of a chemist in my mind.

>>18640989
There are many pot pies being sold with crust all around.

Just a bit o banter

I'm sick of this thread, stop posting in it.

>>18642746
One last scran

>>18642746
>>18642760
im convinced its a joke at this point, i get that some grounds are grotty as fuck and serve shit but even my samll town stadium serves decent food and this place is a shit whole

>>18636373
>MINT peas
do... bri'ish........REALLY?????

>>18630899
it's just overcooked, all beef will seep red juice when not cooked past a certain point and it's not blood. all beef is fully drained of blood after butchering because it will cause spoilage if not removed

>>18629303
pretty much. as soon as the angles and saxons invaded, the only decent cultures were destroyed

>>18629279

>>18643154
Come on.

>>18629311
Doesn't look shiny and plastic enough to be real american cheese™. It's probably just low quality cheddar slices.

>>18641312
ill be realistic, if i met a woman's daughter when the daughter was 13, and three or four years later she's just bouncing around my kitchen and talking to me, i'd notice the titty meat. which is why im glad my kids retarded molestation victim mom is dead. she'd 100% brought my kid around some guy who would have acted on that, and then i'd have been forced to ziptie her and the dude, violently strangle them with coat hangers, and then Idaho would have put a needle in my arm for doing what is a man's right to do. i pretend to be broken hearted that she's gone, but im working on finding a womam who will be mom, and i could literally walk up to anyone and she'd be better than Katie would have been. i only fucked her because she was 19, cute, and knew how to that double handed twist thing while sucking dick. i knew she was damaged af from her dad's friend molesting her but i was 27 and had a lot of money for the first time so figured this was how well-off dude's enjoyed it. bitch got pregnant and i was covered in catholic guilt. then she decided to die in a car crash because some dude she was fucking was driving high on ecstasy.

it was a shitty hotdog but my girl loved it. we watched Jaws after.

>>18629658

I live in Japan and I've been to several baseball games here, stadium food RARELY looks like that and it's nowhere near as good or indulgent as American stadium food, not even on the same planet.

The one redeeming quality is that beer is not as marked up as it is in America and for the most part Japs don't give a shit if you sneak booze into the stadium as long as you're not being extremely blatant about it.

>>18631863
scran with extreme prejudice
>>18632958
scran
>>18635433
no scran
>>18636373
literal baby food, no scran
>>18638249
no scran
>>18638594
what the fuck england
>>18639055
looks like the contents of garbage bin of a Chinese restaurant
>>18642767
scran
>>18642760
scran
>>18643154
grim

>>18643083
No its a religious thing. part of the halal process. They cannot have blood. The meat isn't considered pure otherwise. You can get it in its fresh mince form and it has 0 blood come out as you cook it. Nothing to do with it being overcooked

>>18629404

>>18642799
Peas and mint work together really well as flavors, leans on the peas’ sweetness a bit.

>>18630141
would

>>18642799
Fresh mint and garden peas are a staple flavour combination. Sorry that it's not jalapenos on los pollos tortillas hombre.

>>18629279
gross

>>18642799
Mint sauce on egg fried rice is great too

>>18643585
it's not blood that comes out during the cooking process, and all beef is drained of blood. did you even read my comment? the same red juice seeps out of halal beef, you've just never had it anything but well done