/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18626430
What the dog doin?

>>18626437
saved for stock

>>18626440

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>>18626468
>>18626474
also saved for stock

MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT

>>18626451
Why would you hang cooked chicken wings on your wall?

>>18626505
why wouldn't you?

>>18626437
Doggo's gettin the bones

>>18626523
bones are for stock!

>>18626523
I thought you were not supposed to feed dogs bird bones? Or is that an old wives tale?

Also your chicken legs need some bbq or tandoori sauce.

>>18626505
>>18626511
Haitian voodoo stuff, it might bring us all luck

>>18626543
I think it depends on the size of the dog and of the bird bones, all dogs love to chew on bones, you just have to watch them. They eat their own shit, they dont know any better. They're fuckin doggos.

>>18626543
>sauce
ooo lala so fancy

>>18626555
Trippy sauce dont lie

cool then
i will post photos when i make stock later this week
now i must go turn in cans and buy tea

>>18626491
You've called forth Mongo
Mongo like meat
Don't get in the way of Mongo and his meat

$12.35 for 2.2lbs of chicken in my europoor area.

boneless and skinless is more expensive, but it seems like when I get the cheaper cuts I end up with over 51% bone

>>18626599
You're gonna have to take one for the team and put the fork in the socket, we might get some twitching frog legs out of it.

>>18626574
is that dwayned "the rock" johnson?

>>18626437
Give us a breakdown on the cooked weight.

>>18626491
i wish i would be able to do that again
now my kitchen is a mess
and i'm too depressed to do anything about it

>>18626618
I did it but nothing happened, could not afford the electric. How much is 2.2lbs of chicken in your area?

>>18626801
wat da fug is dis

>>18626853
looks like boiled chiggen

>>18626866
the ratio of skin and meats and grease to bones look way off

>>18626437
>>18626440
How do you cut the chicken like that?

>>18626440
>stock
>nothing but skin
Uh... you mean saved for rendering fat? You need bones for stock anon. If you try to boil that you're just going to make fatwater.

>>18626887
just cut around the bone with a sharp knife and pull the skin/tendons/cartilage off...

if you want to get real cheffy you can clean up the bone after you cook it and put little paper booties on lol

>>18626908
there is also cartilage, tendons, and a bit of meat also i like fatwater and gelatin too

>>18626912
Okay but don't call it stock. Frying it in a pan and saving the fat would have been a much better use.

>>18626918
it will go in the stock. frying chicken scraps for fat? ridiculous.

>>18626853
>>18626866
>>18626882
>>18626912

>>18626923
So you don't know how to render fat, got it.

>wasting the best part of the chicken into chicken water that you can buy from the grocery store anyways

>>18626929
>>18626938
fug sakes the trolls arrived...

you nerds will just have to wait till i make stock and post photos to see how it do

>>18626543
>>18626552
Cooked bird bones can splinter.

>>18626957
You don't need a gallon of fat to make stock you fucktard. Stock is just broth plus bones. Rendering it for a supply of a cooking fat would have been a much better use.

>>18626849
$3/lb from a local reputable supermarket so for 2.2lbs that's $6.6, that's not going to kill me.

>>18626971
>Rendering it for a supply of a cooking fat
nah. will make a great addition to my weekly stock.

>>18626445
That’s some sad seasoning

>>18627000
im sorry that you are sad about it tripbro

>>18626844
I believe in you, anon. Todays the day.
>open some windows
>light some incense if you have it
>throw on some music
>get all of your dishes out of the sink, put them on the floor if you have to, just free up your sink, that’s the most important part
>scrub it and fill it with hot water and soap
>buss that shit down, your dishwasher is a glorified drying rack
>use your oven to dry large pots and pans
>scrub down counters afterwards, then mop floors
Take a five minute break every once in a while, but keep at it.
You’ll probably have to do a load of laundry if you’d like to salvage your towel after busting down the counters.
You can do it, my guy. All you really need is soap, a sponge, and a towel/ hand towel. Go crush some ass.
>t. finally did this yesterday after my kitchen was in a very fucked state of disarray

>>18627093
*today’s
Mother fuck

>>18627093
how do you guys get so messy kitchens that you cant even clean it?

>>18627100
We hire other fucks even lower on the totem pole to clean up the mess
Strangelove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lbcoLma2GY

We're not all the "layer cake" so to speak

>>18627154
lolwat

>>18627154
Speak for yourself

>>18627154
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Layer%20cake

???

>>18626849
14$ in leafland

>>18627100
It’s mostly just depression, laziness, or someone having shitty roommates and getting into a passive aggressive war of attrition.
I’ve dealt with numbers one and two, I’m usually a wash- as- I- go kinda dude unless it’s something that needs to be soaked.
I’ve gotten shitty roommates out of my life, and my house is now spotless (I got burnt by shitty roommates before and I absolutely loathe bugs, had one roommate move house to house and insist on moving their shit that was in the non-temp controlled garage, literal garbage that was roach infested. They were a really good friend, but that sent me over the edge and I’ve lived alone ever since).
Depression is kind of rough because after it’s gotten past a certain point it becomes very difficult to muster up the energy to just power through it.
I feel like it’s a valuable skill to be able to harness the dishwasher’s mentality and pre-bus and just bust shit down. Being in the dish pit sucked dick when I was younger, but now I don’t mind just crushing some dishes, even at other people’s houses (especially if a good friend is really in a rut, or if someone cooks for me).
I don’t particularly enjoy doing it, but it’s not that much of a chore.
I might be fucking autistic but I’ve got insomnia and after several different one night stands, I’ve cleaned people’s kitchens because they’ve just disgusted me. They’ve always been pretty appreciative.

tl;dr, just do your fucking dishes, my dudes.

>>18628394
*numbers one and three.
Holy shit, I am retarded today.
bumping with my handsome goofball of a dog.

>>18626552
Dogs shouldn’t have cooked chicken bones. It’s very dangerous

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>>18626491
i can watch a 'mini bone paper chef hat' origami tutorial i' sure. where u at senpai? you can tell me. trust me bro.

>>18626430
78 cents per LB is pretty good deal. I stock up on as much meat as I can fit in my freezer when it's on sale. I have hella chicken thighs right now.

>>18626430
>voice activated chicken

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>>18630604
leftover chiggen bone and MEAT

>>18630609
bregfast :D

>>18630614
ids sloppa lol :D

>>18630625
do u doodz like holiday pig n migs D:

>>18626451
jesus christ, they look so dry
even if you're not going to eat it, it's better to leave the skin on

>>18630753
melogold grapefrude :D

>>18630783
fug D:

chiggen noodle soop i made last week :D

>>18631699
I put extra chiggen :3

>>18626445
is this a demoralization thread that's supposed to perpetuate whites don't season their food?
pathetic

>>18631770
D:
i dry brined for over 9000 hrs and all i got was this troll post

>>18626437
>>18626445
>>18626451
>>18626491
Perfect for cramming

>>18626631
yuh
boy had it rough

goo mornin doodz i got more chiggen :D

>>18634139
lol ids trimmed an da scraps will go in2 my fatwater

>>18634144
leds try a expirment doodz

is dis how they make popcorm chiggen?

>>18634147
now da chiggen gos in fridge 24 hrs D:

>>18634153
I need to start taking off the end skin makes so much sense

>>18634794
circumsize the chiggen leg

based and chicken pilled

>>18631699
That's a lot of noods