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18625706

The Depression Has Returned Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:08:14 2022 No.18625706 [Reply] [Original]

How do you make food look good? Everything I do is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:12:12 2022 No.18625715 Poorfag lol lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:17:29 2022 No.18625723 >PXL

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:37:21 2022 No.18625763 File: 83 KB, 1083x1083, wblci21qtyg21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are poor people stupid because they're poor? Or are stupid people poor because they're stupid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:37:24 2022 No.18625765 File: 103 KB, 1300x956, desperate-and-sad-chef-by-the-culinary-preparation-RYW7R3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18625715 >>18625723

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:38:26 2022 No.18625767 >>18625763 How would you make that dish look appetizing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:47:19 2022 No.18625781 >>18625706 If what you said was true I'd put on some broccoli and some greens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:52:40 2022 No.18625786 >>18625781 The Lima beans are green.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:56:08 2022 No.18625793 >>18625786 Mate those are fucking brown Couldn't even tell they used to be lima beans at first

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:59:18 2022 No.18625796 >>18625706 serving it on an upside-down frisbee wasn't a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 08:59:31 2022 No.18625797 File: 40 KB, 300x250, p8kB2s057O.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18625793 THEY WERE CANNED AND THE JUICES SUCK ALL THE COLOR OUT OF THEM ITS NOT MY FAULT!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 09:00:18 2022 No.18625798 >>18625796 I saw all the pros in Michelin restaurants using black plates and thought it would make the color pop to help with the sadness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 09:02:45 2022 No.18625801 File: 138 KB, 1600x1200, French_Cruller-imgp01461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18625798 Yet no Cruller?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 09:08:28 2022 No.18625813 >>18625798 Throw that plastic plate out, your hormonal profile probably resembles a coke bottle sprayed with pregnant woman piss now

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 09:09:02 2022 No.18625817 >>18625801 I'm not rich enough to look at that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 09:24:36 2022 No.18625852 >>18625817 It’s just a fusilli eating its own tail

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 09:27:59 2022 No.18625856 >>18625706 Use a smaller plate for one. Not sure if there are any other ways to present this shit nicely to be honest

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 12:24:13 2022 No.18626142 >>18625706 >black plate >scratched to hell and back >food more dry than your mother's pussy >curdled(?) butter anon there is no hope. throw some chopped chives on top ig?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 12:28:02 2022 No.18626145 >>18625767 Replace the chicken with a slice of med rare prime rib, replace the potato with a twice bake potato, and replace the beans with grilled asparagus smothered in holindaise (sp*) sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 12:28:38 2022 No.18626146 >>18625706 >depressing beans >anemic and wilted potato >oh god he's trying to save money on garlic/onion powder and paprika

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 13:01:53 2022 No.18626196 >>18625763 stupid people become poor children born into poor families usually never become not-stupid

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 13:39:08 2022 No.18626261 >>18625706 >bro why is my small brown food bad looking