/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What are we having?

Noodles nah, McDonald's yeah

Yes only because I want to talk to him and find out what his master plan is.

Honestly yeah, just for a laugh
Would be like meeting Chris Chan or KingCobra

Yes, I don't have any problems with him personally. He's a degenerate but I don't care. I'd ask him about his vegan days

No, I eat pretty quickly. I would get bored watching him shovel food in his face for half an hour after I'm done eating.

Is he still alive?

>>18625734
Why is there almost always the DIY rope gif on an avocado post?

>>18625734
QRD on this guy? I don't know anything abut him and I'm kinda afraid to look. Why does he make these ridiculous videos where he's slathering himself in food and crying?

>>18625901
>Why does he make these ridiculous videos where he's slathering himself in food and crying?

Because it has made him a millionaire

>>18625734
No and now you're a target you fuckin' freak.

>>18625734
Fuck no, he's a fat gay retard. I could have dinner with the rats in the walls and they'd be better company than him.

Do you fags take this seriously or just as a pathetic shill thread?

yea, only so that i could rid the world of this fat faggot once and for all

>>18625931
Its good as a warning for a few seconds but then another will pop up, it's the nature of cockroaches and rats.

>>18625740
noodles, eggs and hair apparently

>>18625931
Based.

Yes, so I can case his house and steal his cards/valuables/money
-guaranteed to be too much of a pussy to have guns
-too fat to chase me down

>>18625939
What would that bird nest hair be unless somthered in Rosalita's spicy refried beans?

>>18625944
With all that skill
>cant do anything for yourself
Sad faggot

>>18625944
Be warned, apparently he's a big guy and nearly 2m tall

>>18625991
Those are the best folk to have on my back when whack jobs are trying to attack me in a dark ally.

>>18625991
How many k-calories do you think he is?

>>18625991
For you.

>>18625734
Pretty sure he's smarter and probably funnier than the average 4channer. But I'd have to insist on proper attire for all parties at all times.

>>18625734
Yes, so I can tellk them to stop eating so much.

>>18626090
*talk

>>18625734
Kill him

Ofc. There will be McDolan

Fuck off japnigs, King Kong has been called in and wont stop stomping and grabbing your babes until...

>>18625734
Of course. He’s a legend.

>>18625923
iirc he's normal off character/camera. He did interviews and such as well

>>18625734
gays have it so easy bros...

>>18626198
to be fair he started out as a caricature homosexual so that's his baseline. he was never normal to begin with.

>>18625734
I have better things to do...like commit suicide via soupspoon.

>>18625901
Healthy gay dude streamer/youtuber
Mukbang streaming
A short time later...
obese gay dude streamer/youtuber

>>18626210
well..yes
homosex is not "normal" and im saying that as a homosex myself. Its literally the defination of that word

but he's not as balls-to-the-wall crazy as those meme clips would suggest

>>18625734
Only if I get to smell “it”

>>18625734
only if we do McD feast and NO FUCKING HAIR