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>when your food culture revolves around farting
"Mmmm, yes, mommy, what are these good smellz coming from the kitchen?"

"I'm cooking your favorite, son! Kimchi!"

"Will it make me fart HARD, mommy?"

"Of course, my darling."

*door opens*

"Honey, I'm home."

*audience cheers*

"Oh, good, you are cooking some cabbage. I almost depleted my fart reserves."

*they kiss*

*/scene*

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>> No.18622454

>>18621858
FUCK kimchi.

>> No.18622461

>>18621858
>fart/scat fetishism
Do assfaggots really?

>> No.18622834

>>18621858
lmao what?

>> No.18622869
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Kimchi on a sausage sizzle.

>> No.18622879

holy fucking christ i love kimchi

>> No.18624127

oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.18624134

>>18621858
Which episode of Squid Games is this from?

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>>18622461
Yes.

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>>18621858
hilarious 3rd world opinion
keep it to yourself

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>He who lives upon hope dies farting
-Benjamin Franklin

>> No.18625022

>>18625013
>he who lives upon farts dies hoping
hoping that BDH would fart on my face

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>>18624996
lmao who taught the babby to flip the bird?

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>>18621858
When you see how culturally obsessed koreans are about farts it's hilarious.
They have children's shows about farts.
An entire genre of folk tales about farts.
They make an absolutely industrial amount of fart porn art for the internet.
Eating fermented brassica and beans has left an indelibly bizarre mark on them for their entire existence.