/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fat virgin thread

>>18621320
yes

OP, did you just get here from 2008?
People on 4chan actually have sex now, virgin shit like this isn't in anymore

>>18621317
2022 and im still seeing this picture posted here. never change.

>>18621317
>autistic incels can't understand humor

>>18621320
>>18621330
>>18621335
white knights

>>18621342
Have sex

>>18621361
Is this how incels think sex works?

>>18621317
She's not a bird anon

For me? It's a tele supper with my mom

>>18621317

>>18621331
I mean it's basically as good a candid photograph as you could take with a 2000s-era digital camera.

>>18621369
Maybe you’re just not living and closed minded if that’s outside of the realm of possibility.

another thread died for this, OP

>>18621325
>tfw no high-functioning cerebral palsy gf to help cook with in the kitchen

What a strange thread to make.
Did a girl reject you, OP?

>>18622880
la goblina...

>>18621810
That's funny

>>18622880
Dios mio...

>>18621330
i don't have sex
but i do not like mysoginist threads
this is /ck/ the only comfy board on this shit website

Fuck womem

>>18623183
I hate this kid

>>18621317
ok. maybe it's future tits

>>18621317
she does not look confused. source: me.

>>18623343
>birthday party but no friends came over

>>18623495
poor girl. she'll have to eat that all by herself

>>18623343
how did they even get that in the house

>>18623343
anons itt mistaking this as a living child's head, it's the garnish

>>18623658
it looks like they cut it up, boxed it up, and then took it all out reassymbled it.

>>18621328
I hate this webm/video so much

>>18621320
hole detected

>>18623693
lmfao

>>18621810
Yummy

>>18623976
Fat virgin salty

>>18621325
damn

>>18621328

I know that 99 of that food when to waste

>>18621320
yooooooooooooooooo GOT IM

>>18621320
This. Imagine being proud of being such a loser that women are like a foreign speseas to you

>>18624151

>>18622880
I want to stroke those bushy beauties gently and lovingly

Imagine her steamy craps..

>>18621317
I enjoy this image, it makes me smile

>>18621317
That's Jennette, you cant fool me!

>>18625955
>>18626051
>>18626056
Just imagine her selling you pizzas and how much you're going to tip her.

This had the chance of being a good thread for once and you fuckers just had to ruin it.

>>18626078
nah there was 0 chance, this thread is stinky doodoo

>>18621810
kek

>>18626078
Can't imagine being such a virgin retard that my idea of a "good thread" is making weird misogynist comments on random pictures of women

>>18623658
American doors are 2 meters wide

>>18626078
stop posting this fucking webm you virgins

>>18626088
stfu shes so fucking beautiful u homo

>>18626224
hope she sees this bro

>>18624918
Imagine the aroma, the taste.

why is it so easy to make femanons mad in /ck/?

>>18627616
>why are there women in the cooking board
hmmm

>>18623343
that's a big oven that cooked that 'za

>>18626242
youre just jealous she's better than you

>>18627616
hormones

>>18627616
because somewhere in the world it's the 28th day of the menstrual cycle

>>18621317
nah that's stoned mesmiration

>>18627653
fuck, marry.

>>18626083
projection

>>18623343
contemplating the 'zza is an important part of every child's development

>>18626258
I like those nice honey buns, remindes me of an ex

>>18626258
Think my squirrel can hide some nuts in those buns?

>>18626084
That's to allow fatties like DSK in with their diplomatic immunity to rape and pillage hotel maids in the USA. That bitch didn't get away with that shit.
Look up DSK dominic strauss khan, fucking cunt to the core.
The fucked up thing is wondering how many times he got away with it before.

>>18623840
Why are idiots so enamored with that bitch or that stupid x-files show?
First off that dumb bitch never closes her mouth, it's always open even when she's not saying anything.
Second it makes no sense.
And no I didn't watch it, because it made no sense and that dumb bitch never closed her mouth.

>>18627616
>vietnamese basket weaving board
>women

>>18621317

Haha you referred to all women as tits. VERY cool!

>>18621317
is that randytaylor69 ? Fucking love her bros

>>18627940
agent mulder = the messah
Arrg(pyramid)

>>18628069
Who are you to complain to an innocent doggo who's only looking for some rice krispies?

>>18626078
y did i watch the whole thing again. i knew wat would happen. i knew i would not like it.

>go to /ck/ to avoid porny threads
>end up clicking this thread anyways
god damn it

>>18621328
the simpsons are terrible and always have been

>>18621325
>dated an 8/10 chick once who had some fucked up twisted arm that she couldn't move at all
she didn't tell me about it until our first date when I realized she couldn't do anything with it.

>>18624151
I remember in 2007 or so the whole internet was jerking off over gifs of this one performance from this girl.

>>18629637
TOBLEROOOONE

>>18629637
Oh here's one to rock the world. weinfeld or whatever and friends was boring ass bullshit from upper west side shit that was so lame it needed a laugh track.
.t upper east side

>>18629638
But did you at least bang her?
Otherwise she's kind of useless.

>>18622880
... Is that pasta being served in the shell of a lobster?

... God I hate being Italian in a world where Anglos and Jews exist to ruin my culture.

>>18623693
based spirit cooker

>>18621317
You know what this picture made me realize?
You don't see the classic "red-eye" effect in photos anymore.
Is that just because nobody uses flash anymore or have cameras advanced to the point where that's been eliminated?

>>18629870
Most cameras have an IR filter and/or software that automatically detects eyes and removes the classic red eye.

>>18626078
I want to wife her so hard

>>18629878
Neat. It's something I haven't thought about in years, weirdly nostalgic to see. Kinda interesting to think there were decades of red eye being the case and now it's simply gone and we'll have to explain to kids that it was just like that back then.

>>18626084
kek but also true

>>18626258
What wine would you pair with it?

>>18629885
I got to explain to a kid how record players worked a few months ago.
He thought it was amazing that it was physical technology and not digital computer stuff.
At first thought the record itself was like a giant hard disk platter hahaha.

>>18621317

>>18626078
she looks like she'd shuck your corncob for a glob of your cornhole kebab

im so lonely :(

Pls stop posting these, I’m trying to not nut for a few more days. Many thanks

>>18621328
why are they sucking on the sandwiches as if they were benises

>>18629967
Damn pretty sure I fucked this girl a year ago. Hot but boring

>>18626078
imagine the shit she blows out her ass the next morning

>>18626078
I've always wondered what the slop on the left is
why does he need to squish it down?

>>18621317
She's a strawberry girl

Perhaps her name is Christine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtt_0OKzRek
Siouxsie And The Banshees - Christine

>>18626083
>misogynist
Fuck off cunt, are you california or some high falooting school? Everything you see in life is an -ist, in real life it doesn't work that way. Once you get into the real life you'll learn, the hard way.

>>18630179
K malding balls

>>18627616
>femanons
no such thing

>>18623693
Love some long-pig on my pizza

>>18629993
I think I know her. Name starts with K?

>>18623343
Core Memory obtained
Monstrous 'za

>>18621328
I'm pretty sure they just made this video so they could get away with being sluts on camera.

>>18630356
Hmm

>>18630356
why else would a women bother getting on camera?

>>18629993
It's Lana Rhodes you moron.

>>18621317
she be thinking of bbc

>>18623658
very carefully

>>18629738
Can you blame them?

>>18621328
i lived in new orleans for 4 years. Ive been to basically every location in this vid. I can say with certainty that if they attempted this goofy video after dark, they'd be raped and probably murdered afterwards by the local blacks.

>>18629319
You just know...

I have folder with Lexi Belle eating pics as well as Lana Rhoades.
There's no nudity but I got banned once for dumping their food pics.

>>18628058
That's Whitney Moore. The main actress in the first Birdemic(and a bunch of other irrelevant shit)

Kira likes her pizza

>>18629851
>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' PASTARINO MAMMA MIA
Italians are such fags

Silly pizza joint only doing shit pepsi

>>18623707
look at the cardboard, there is no break in the boxes, it's all one piece

>>18631025
wouldnt it be better to just put down something like cardboard first so it doesnt fuck up your table when you reassyble your giant pizza? that looks like cut cardboard, not necesarily the pizza box itself.

>>18631200
Why is that trashy cunt wearing a hat at the table?

>>18631211
Her manners seem to be lacking. She also eats pizza in bed!

>>18621810

fuck i wanna get with a skinny girl and cook for her every day and fatten her up it’s my life’s dream

>>18626063
is that icary

>>18631422
I don't know, maybe i carly or something like that

>>18627653

This picture fills me with a bittersweet sentiment

>>18631473
For some reason that made me think of this one
The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony (Glastonbury 2008)

>>18631480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GnWRjoP9mQ

>>18621330
I’m 27yo and still haven’t had my first kiss

>>18621325
holy fuck, how much leen is this bitch on?

>>18626083
take your rancid hole to a place that is moderated to suit your sensitive skin.
or kys simp