/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18612027

>>18612098
this cannot be true

>>18612098
Jesus Christ How Horrifying

>>18612098
Behold! The plebbit personified!

>>18612027
Neat unitasker.

>>18612112
It is.

>>18612107
what does having the cutting board on scissors here? I've used normal scissors to cut up baby carrots and asparagus before

>>18612027

Disappointed with how this one I saved long ago from here came out. Should have expected it. It has as much sugar as flour and with so much jam inside it even a pro won't be able to keep bottom crust from getting soggy.
Also obnoxious instructions. Why's it French and who measures milk in centiliters

>>18612161
Try something else.

>>18612171
>fat bitch manicure hands
It's like an elephant painted its nails or something. It just draws more attention to the fact that bitch is fat.

>>18612098
Multiple instances of s o y face.

>>18612171
True, that's the fun of cooking.
Those Tasty brand recipes aren't too bad. I tried the oven Shawarma one and it was passable, but you'd need a metal upright skewer and not do a shitty hack with a skewer stuck in a slice of onion

>>18612184
Nobody trusts a thin chef.

>>18612027
>Hotdogs are already too big to fall through

>>18612027
da fuq is wrong with tongs?

>>18612184
That is disgusting

>>18612045
Can't say I haven't done that.
But with a smaller whisk. I am no tramp.

>>18612153
THIS NIGGA EATING BEANS

>>18612098
Not clicking that
Just the thumbnail is too horrible

>>18612045
i can already hear the come dine with me narrator

>>18612107
seems more dangerous somehow

>>18612184
Fat bitches always have a butterfly tattoo on their ankle, always

>>18612103
What happened to faggy painted nails

>>18612679
me on the left

>>18612141
>>18612190
>>18612339
It's a troll

>>18612098
>tiny amount of bug in rice
what the fuck is the point? if you just want to add protein to a rice patty, you could just add in pea protein for 1/10 the price.

>>18612027
neat but wnat to see it with the heat on
need to know if the hot dogs would or would not stick

Are smokers a meme?

>>18612107
knifebros...

>>18612098
That's not a burger it's a fucking croqueta

>>18612107
What causes someone to be so fucked in the head that they make something like this? What kind of fucking retard actually commissions a video with the caption "knives are so over."?

Is it just being american? Becuase as braindead as they are, it's not a sufficient excuse.

>>18612171
>Yolk on the egg whites

>>18612153
black hands
The fuck is this in here for? This is not a fried chicken thread.

>>18612171
Better one.

I remember this one video of someone, seemingly at a restaurant, assembling some horrible dish with nachos, cup noodles dumped on top, and I think hot cheetos or some shit, and it just keeps going. Anyone have it?

>>18613057
Sounds like a Chi-Chi.
Jail food

>>18613057
Dorilocos

>>18612039
>Chinese invent the most dangerous and stupid way to make popcorn because why wouldn't they

>>18613066
The highest point in mexican cuisine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL5sZIfs8YM

>>18612098
this has to be satire

>>18612098
Sanpaku eyes

He seeks power over you. Don't give it to him.

>>18612190
>he doesn't know

>>18612027

>>18613057
Its been how many years that shit gets posted in every thread yet you retards still ask about it

>>18613256
I barely come here and my stupid ass didn't save it, but I am sorry and will now leave

>>18612039
That is a neat party trick. That could go very wrong, but neat nonetheless.

>>18612098
>"just 10 min"
Proceeds to spend 30+ min processing inedible bugs into something that barely resembles an actual burger, WITHOUT A FUCKING BUN, making 4x the mess a regular burger would require. While making soyjack faces. Fucking triggered, someone shoot this fucker before he molests some kids or some shit, he is clearly insane.

>>18613267
i found a few on the archive calling it prison food but the webms themselves aren't archived

>>18612797
These are marketing scams. Some one had a retarded idea to smash a tiny cutting board and a knife you can't sharpen easily into a pair of scissor like devices, then pitched it to fellow retards who green lit the whole marketing ad. No one uses this shit.

>>18612107
you just fucking know it was some English teacher who did 2 years teaching in Korea that "invented" this

>>18612098
exactly the person I would expect to make a bug burger

>>18612786
The worst thing about the video is him calling it a burger instead of a croquetta.

>>18613250
Since when does Tipsy Bartender do food videos?

>>18613298
Yep...
I even named it in the first response

>>18613466
He started a food channel. Its most horrible meme food that may look good but tastes awful

>>18612039
Ni hao, one bag of LiveLeak popcorn please.

>>18613575

>>18612107
This looks very Jewish

>>18613246
Show me a land bug that looks that exquisite when cut into
I WILL eat the sea bugs and be HAPPY

>>18613589
I would flip her flapjacks if you know what I'm sayin

>>18612184
I think that's actually elephantiasis anon.

>>18613589

>>18612797
>America America America omigosh I can't believe that Americans really *throws dart at board* hate knives

>>18613589
HRNNNNN!
i would

>>18612207
My grandfather had a saying like that, "never trust a skinny chef". Also one of his better memories from the Korean War was when their outpost got shelled by the North and the assholes couldn't aim for shit and the only thing they hit was the mess tent and killed their dickhead of a cook who was apparently skinny. They got a replacement chef that was some big guy from New Orleans that was apparently great at cooking.

>>18612809
How do people light their pans on fire? I cook with very high heat and lots of oil all the time and it's never happened to me. I don't cook with alcohol though, maybe that's it?

>>18613182
Its clickbait.
>>18613326
>>18612141
And that's exactly why it's good propaganda, because you only see what you want and not the misdirection. It's some MAGAtard acting that way on purpose. You fell for it.

>>18612153

>>18613693
Those are pretts cool knives

>>18612039
我不喜欢 this idea

>>18613250
>put in the over and set it to br--
>just take a blow torch to it for a couple seconds

>>18612039
This almost changed my opinion of chinese people.
Almost.

>>18612161
DIsregard that, the next day out of the fridge it's pretty fucking delicious when it solidifies a bit.
It's still sugary, but in small slices it's tasty

>>18612039
This is just a miniaturised version of the way they make streetfood popcorn in China, which is why it's so weirdly finnicky. It's really meant for making a solid half tonne of popcorn at once lol.

>>18613884
Well, it's a joke video so they did it deliberately. Normally you light it on fire by accidentally leaving oil on the hob way too fucking long.
...I did that myself, once.

>>18612727
owning the chuds

>>18614190
>when you started learning chinese two months ago

>>18613589
Im under the counter btw

>>18612098
bug burgers:
>ground up crickets
>risotto?
>flax seed oil
>flour
>blend
Gross. Imagine not making authentic bug burgers.

>>18612039
i can't get tired of this vid, is pretty amusing how compressed that bag of popcorn must be contained inside that vessel considering how much comes out of it. it's a novelty item to have but at the same time, extremely dangerous to use I suppose it was made to save space for camping or during a war

>>18613653
This is fundamentally the problem isn't it? Land bugs don't get big enough to have meat. They just have goo inside a shell. Supposedly hercules beetles taste just like lobster So maybe if we could breed them to be bigger people would eat them more. But then the problem is that we want the bugs to be cheap to farm.

>>18612103
>professional chef.

>>18612830
When I was in Lisbon I had these. They are just magnificent.

>>18613589
Imagine an elbow blowjob

>>18613246
>oh hey this looks tas-
*drenches in 10 gallons of liquid cheese*
fucking korean dogs

>>18613689
top kek

>>18615158
Frightening.

A 'hand' job, on the other hand...

>>18612103
Must be using one of his knives. Good to know they're shit

>>18612098
I feel like this is a parody.

>>18615041
>extremely dangerous to use I suppose it was made to save space for camping or during a war
nah they just dont care about safety

>>18614474
IMAGINE the prehistoric diseases contained in that burger

>>18612207
t. whale boy

>>18613884
they usually light in on fire themselves so they can record it
that shit is obv staged

>>18612207
Exact opposite. If I see some lard ass cooking, I know he has zero taste or palette and will shove whatever bullshit down his throat to fill his gut. His primary concern is eating an amount to feel full, not a quality to enjoy.

>>18612107
you cant run with this

>>18613304
>These are marketing scams.
I know a family friend that tried doing this decades ago and failed. Put an ad in a couple lowend pulpy magazines for a "100% Guaranteed Fat Burning Chili" spice mix and recipe for $20. Complete bullshit and he knew it, but he figured even if just five suckers bought it, it would've covered the $100 cost to put it in the magazines. Swore he'd get a payday.
No one bought it, and he was out $100. Dude at least laughs about it though.

>>18612098
Thats like 90% rice. Why even bother with the bugs and just add some other source of protein?

>>18612039
The Chinese do know microwave popcorn exists, right?

>>18613304
>>18616320
Slap an As Seen on TV sticker and it might sell.
Walmart has a whole aisle of this crap, so it obviously sells.

>>18612103
>almost slices off his finger
wow what a genius

>>18612727
the grasshoppers give it a nice woody flavor

>>18613561
>>18613250
he doesn't even melt the cheese

>>18612397
nobody cared so he couldn't keep using it to virtue signal

>>18613250
>"Hawaiian"
>store-bought sugar bread
>store-bought frozen meat balls
>store-bought tomato and sugar puree
>pre-grated cheese style product
>an actual gorilla throwing it all together
This is about as Hawaiian as Hawaiian Punch.

>>18613910
>SOMEONE MADE IT TO SHOW SOMETHING IS BAD!
>THAT MEANS IT CAN'T MEAN ANYTHING!
Midwit.

>>18617772
They're king's Hawaiian rolls you autistic faggot

>>18617772
fuck u nigger u can eat my ass this shit is great

>>18612184
Holy fuck

>>18613584
What's this from?

>>18612039
Leave it to the Chinese to turn even making popcorn into a potential industrial accident

>>18617317
>he doesn't know

>>18614474
That has to be like just eating a wad of wet sand, nothing but chitlin.

>>18617772
I see you've never lived in HI. You could swap the populations of Hilo and BFE, Arkansas and the food scene wouldn't change much

>>18613589
>tfw no wonky baker gf

>>18612207
Adage from the past, doesn't apply anymore. Usually the fat people are the ones shoveling crap down their gullets, cooks are too busy cooking to eat half the time

lil midnight snak

>>18617917
I never thought about it, but this is pretty similar to a classic french omelette. Funny

every generation, a genius is born.

>>18617877
barefoot gen

>>18613884
I've only seen oil being boiled in a small pan and either letting it overflow on its own or when they add food to it.

>>18613689
Kek

>>18612039

>>18617298
Americans eat this everyday and wonder why they're fat

>>18617958
>not hitting the slurp to get the dangling stuff

>>18614439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjj08wYIXSM
i love this shit

>>18617926
do americans really live like that?

>>18618490

>>18617282
this is cheaper and doesnt need power.

>>18613246
Now that’s what I call a jumbo shrimp

>>18612027
Can someone explain what the point of this is?

The only reason franks are sick on the grill is because you can get those grill char marks that are just awesome. Those things looked undercooked to shit and I can't imagine a second use for them.

>>18612107
NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18618614
She''s German.

>>18615676
actually you can, the end of the knife is flat.

>>18612039
mmm gutter oil

>>18612107

>>18612344
Is it wrong that I enjoyed that show?

>>18613884
Get distracted and drop a greasy rag that touches both the flame and the rim of the pan. Mexican kid at work did this

>>18612039
>he doesn't have a popcorn mortar
do westerners really?

>>18612809
If my mom looked like that I'd nakadashi her daily when dad left for work

>>18612809
Lmao at that "save the offspring" instinct
The woman was actually admirably calm and reasonable here though, no panic, just quickly cut the air supply to put down the flames

>>18613575

>>18612039
I may be wrong but this would have the benefit of popping every single kernel as opposed to just normally heating them up.

>>18613302
>>18613302
Third shot is at Gene's poboys which is no longer in business and slated to be converted into a condo or something.

>>18612809
Just put it in cold water wtf

>>18618490
lmfao

>>18613689
kek

>>18612027
ROLLER COMBINED WITH OPEN FLAME?
WHERE DO I GET THE BEST 2 WAYS OF COOKING HOT DOGS IN 1?!

>>18619301
popcorn served from a dirty rusty metal box, awesome

>>18619369
it's staged you can see the man just stopping once he leaves in the window reflection

>>18617926
you forgot the file name

>>18615041
>during a war
you got it. popcorn is the world's most popular wartime food

>>18617923
>mfw
must have cost him all of his goodboy points

>>18612218
Japanese are obsessed with these stovetop cakes cuz they don't have ovens lol

>>18621450
>Eating a whole spoon of wasabi
Fucking monstrous

>>18618025
Hard to feel sorry for them when they had a lot of warning but refused to surrender or even seek cover.

>>18618683
It was a show on German tv about how Americans eat. Pretty didgusting really, most germans who watched it were shocked.

>>18621450
>this kills the crab

>>18613575
hahahahha

>>18621452
Crazy

>>18612039
Why?

>>18613250
i thought this was fucking ainsley till i read the comments i thought hed gone retarded and started doing meme dishes i.e. the fucking fritto sludge ramsey makes

>>18619035
not at all
the first couple of seasons are genuinly funny as fuck but until people sort of knew it was a comedy show it got abit over the top

>>18612809
I love these staged videos. The slipper coming off at the end sold it.

>>18621699
what is that liquid? a liquor or hot oil? why is it spitting like it's a hot oil?

>>18621462
If you are unwilling to burn your house down you don't deserve turkey.

>>18620760
Well I ate out your mother’s dirty box last night anon
>and it was pretty awesome

>>18621462
I feel like there's potential for a superhero here. "Flash Freeze"

>>18621824
>nope,no. im not gay.

>>18621788
Hot oil is my guess

>>18613884
I let a pan preheat way too long on high once cause I got distracted prepping my ingredients, then when I put a squirt of oil in it caught fire after about a second

>>18617877
Some old anime about the bombing of Hiroshima

>>18618490
At least the frog was dead

>>18618490
Turtlefren doesn't deserve this

>>18617904
you wouldn't really a retarded or disabled girl, would you /ck/?

>>18612045
>glorp

>>18621699
holy shit those are toxic. you shouldnt eat centipieds because they eat molds and dead matter. those toxins are its defense mechanism.

>>18621967
they're predators it's millipedes that eat dead matter

>>18612809
>scripted asian videos

>>18621941
the ol chinese cooking technique of making the animal suffer as much as possible while cooking it or eating it alive

>>18621985
would.

>>18621712
this is the tiny gimmick version of the way street popcorn is made sometimes. like >>18619450 said, they pop uniformly with no unpopped kernels. you can also make a lot more at a time

>>18617997
what happened to the guy who would seethe about that knife tap at the beginning of the video every time this got posted? I miss him.

>>18620586

7,99$ + Tip , please

>>18621712
the leggy boi goes crinch cronch

>>18621485
>german food labels
hmmmmmmmm

>>18617917
I respect the skill that goes into this but the actual result is viscerally repulsive to me

>>18619458
good
sic semper chef

>>18617958
Kinp...

>>18622249
Why?
Do you really preffer those dry and overcooked scrambled eggs amerimutts eat?

>>18621462
Do americans really? No I mean do they really? This seems so stupid.

>>18622381
no, they don't really. that is a safety video showing you what you should NOT do.

This thread makes me hate chinks so much

>>18622398
which implies that they actually do, though.

>>18618490
This kills the turtle

>>18622418
no, it implies that someone at some point submerged frozen meat in boiling oil
this is an eventuality that has happens now and then everywhere in the world
it's not "something that americans do"

>>18622430
What's the per capita frequency threshold for it to be a thing people do?

>>18622442
hard to say, but 1k house fires on thanksgiving for the whole country sounds like very little
I would imagine there's a thousand fires every regular day

>>18622371
no, I don't like eggs at all
like once a year or so I'll get cravings to eat them and I'll have a dozen like damn, eggs fucking rock
then the next day it's right back to disgust

>>18612039
>Shows, shoves and twists each article multiple times in front of the camera.
I hate twitchy persons.

>>18621457
It's wasabi, not horseradish. Probably necessary to keep those raw crabs from upsetting his stomach.

>>18621699
I wish death and calamity upon the Chinese

>>18621788
Probably Vinegar or some sour condiment

>>18613057
Manolo con doritos

>>18622446
1 in 500 homes burns every year in the USA? That seems like a lot.

>>18622618
Anon, there are 332 million people in the US.

>>18622618
Yeah, but one home can house multiple people. That's why there are fewer homes than people in the USA.

>>18612039
Is there a video of the shanghai corn grenade going off and killing some bystanders?

>>18622442
Average thanksgiving is 11 people, which means 30,000,000 dinners. Assuming 2/3 of those have a turkey and 1/20 fry it, that is 1 million fried turkeys, putting the odds at 1/1000 of something going wrong. My fry odds may be off, but that's just based off the frequency I've seen.

>>18618490
fucking hell

>>18621985
i can save her

>>18621462
Why do burgers insist of deep frying everything
?

>>18612039
What Bloodborne weapon is this

>>18622671
Based back-of-the-envelope turkey fryer

>>18622730
Look at her and tell me it isn't you that needs to be saved.

>>18622730
save her from what, anon?
you see that smile?
when's the last time you smiled like that

>>18622442
the turkey has to befully submerged right? how do you meassure the oil to ensure that happens and it doesnt spill

>>18622792
most big deep fryers sold here have both a fill line for regular frying and a fill line specifically for fitting a whole turkey in. Also, the turkey needs to be thawed. A big chunk of those disasters come from chunks of ice still on the turkey.

>>18622792
>put turkey in
>fill with water until submerged
>remove turkey
>see where water line is

>>18622763
i like those wacky tiles on the wall

>>18621450
there's no way that this won't give him parasites of some kind

>>18619301
mommy i want to be a popcorn man when I grow up

>>18621956
All women are retarded to varying degrees, all that matters is their looks.

>>18617902
“Hawaiian” food is just whatever processed garbage the whites sent them.

>>18621956
I already rail your mother anon

>>18613589
i know why this bitch so skinny

>>18622894
There probably isn’t any room for more parasites.

>>18622418
Every year a handful of “people” burn their houses down because they take a frozen turkey and toss it right into the oil.

>>18617883
>>18613280
>>18613068
>>18615041
>>18613575
Are you pussies seriously scared of popcorn? Like you think popcorn can rip its way through a metal chamber or that there is atomic level pressure in there? Have you heard of these things called steam engines that put much higher pressures in similar chambers? Have you ANY life experience outside of your basement at all?

>>18613302
Strong 2012 millennial hipster vibes. Actually reminds me of the "Williamsburg Street Fashion" videos.

>>18623032
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10320787/Makeshift-popcorn-machine-explodes-sending-cloud-corn-flying-womans-face-Video.html
shutup zhang

>>18623032
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/popcorn-machine-kills-boy-xiao-3049682
find me an article of someone dying from a cinema popcorn machine

>>18623082
>>18623089
Neither show the type of device used. Cope

>>18623103
Try harder

>>18622736
the beast popper

>>18623082
>Smoke fills the air and the two passing women glare over at the man, apparently unharmed by the blast though clearly startled.
Fail, try again.

>>18623208
t. Popcorn siege weapon attendant

>>18623118
Yes you should

>>18623216
you forgot the meme arrow bud
try again

>>18612757
we got too cocky...

>>18613575
havent laughed that hard in a while thanks mate

>>18613689

>>18613589
TIMMEH

>>18623230
>who are you quoting?

>>18623516
I feel sadness that they will never feed their child a peeled apple.

>>18621446
Luffy NO

>>18621699
Fucking disgusting I can't believe we'll be forced to marry these disgusting bug eating reptile soulless women

>>18623059
White people really do be taking out the taste from they food

>>18612184
Hep C, and had been injecting buprenorphine for 5 years.
This is LITERAL Pl*bbit bullshit--although, WHY someone would shoop the bullshit /pol/ garbage on it is clearly agit-prop.
4Plebs contains NO SUCH POST.
Can you guess the HAIR COLOR of the OP?
>hint: not Blonde, Brown, Red or Black.
(you can SEE that it's shooped just from the "/"s and the 2s
JFC these boards are JUST AS FUCKING BAD as PLebbit nao..
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!!

>>18612368
Pretty sure it's a LAW.
At least here in Amerilard...

>>18622446
1k house fires caused by deepfrying turkey
Not 1k in total learn to read

Chef here, wow what a shit thread, I come to /ck/ to see what the masterminds at 4chan like to cook and it's all just garbage. KYS faggots.

>>18617911
Not a webm, but should be:
https://youtu.be/LcRbBUQpY4I
It makes NO FUCKING SENSE in ANY WAY.

>>18622546
cant get more slop than this

>>18623774
sirs-slop

>>18613302
this is literally an irl recreation of a Homer Simpson montage. Babish did a better version.

>>18613589
LMFAO, how fuckin zooted is this hoe?

>>18621462
Think letting it thaw would help things a bit?

>>18617917
Disgusting. It might have been passable if the eggs were cooked properly, but they're fucking raw. Goyslop is better than this trash.

>>18617997
>taps the knife

cringe. that's where I stopped the video. Sperglords should not be trusted to handle food.

>>18623059
>pour beef tallow down the drain
>complain about rising rent prices

why do rentoids do this?

>>18623082
>>18623032
nothing of value was lost

>>18612107
Honestly , a good item for the disabled people. I had a slight nerve damage in left arm, healed in over about a month but till then, whole arm from fingertips to an elbow felt like cotton candy. Kind of what Ja/ck/ looks like in vid. I'd appreciate such a gadget.

>>18612184
why do you hate fat people

>>18617997
>burnt and raw
How

>>18622546
WOULD DESTROY. For some reason lentils and beans from indian places don't make me gassy as home made do. i dunno.

>>18623890
Increased health insurance rates.

>>18623059
>pic

>>18621985
is she eating dirt

>>18623467
You know that means "Fuck Off" in Japanese, right?
Kinda puts a new spin on SP, no?

>>18623942
It's probably Cassava paste.
vile...

>>18612752
Depends a lot on what kind, not everyone has the time, "wisdom", and/or patience for proper wood smoking, but a decent electric pellet smoker will get similar quality meat for people that don't want to dedicate the effort to learning the skill
Propane and digital electric "smokers" are outdoor ovens and will only fool people that have never had real barbque before

>>18618759
old fart loooks like the result of 3 generations of inbreeding

>>18612752
>>18624051
It's honestly not that hard, you just need enough free time on the weekends to try it a bunch of times until it comes out right. You can buy one of those cheap charcoal smokers. If you are really crafty, you can even use a regular charcoal grill. For both you just have to be ready to refill the coals and check the temperature every hour.

>>18612163
>the old nipponese way consists in folding the soy sauce over a hundred times over itself you gaijins would never come up with something like this.
>oh yes our soy sauce takes fifty years and a hundred viurgins must bathe in it.

>>18623949
>You know that means "Fuck Off" in Japanese, right?
no bro i do not know what random phrases mean in Japanese ive watched 5 animes in my life and idgaf about japan and japs and japanese outside of jav and their technical feasts
>Kinda puts a new spin on SP, no?
no it does not

>>18624155
lel..
You know where you are, right?
Fucking retard.

>>18623949
im avin a giggle @ ur autism more than anything

>>18612797
>someone to be so fucked in the head that they make something like this?
I don't have a copy, but you've seen it before:
Woman struggles to cut carrots--and you're sure she's taking a fingertip off.

>>18617886
NTA but I genuinely do not know.

>>18624175
Ok, Ok...
If you guys think I'm a puzzle piece, I must be acting like one...
I'll take my due.
t. not a weeb, Autie, Sperg, or Schizo--but I appreciate them.

>>18613302
I fucking hate women

>>18622730
>>18622001
she almost undoubtedly has HIV

>>18614474
I remember.... either on old /ck/ or the narration from that video saying they spend more calories catching the bugs, than they get from eating the patties.

>>18618490
Maybe tiny turtles are more tender, but every time I eat them.... it's just not worth the effort. Half of the meat is so tough.

>>18622841
>wacky tiles on the wall
They look like a bitch to clean.

>>18624194
I'm high as shit, this guy posted it >18623516

>>18624201
>schizo.jpg
Is this some shiso in-joke?

>>18614474
I remember.... either on old /ck/ or the narration from that video saying they spend more calories catching the bugs, than they get from eating the patties.

>>18618490
Maybe tiny turtles are more tender, but every time I eat them.... it's just not worth the effort. Half of the meat is so tough.

>>18622841
>wacky tiles on the wall
They look like a bitch to clean.

>>18624194 (You)
I'm high as shit, this guy posted it >>18623516

>>18624201
>schizo.jpg
Is this some shiso in-joke?

>>18624266
>checked
>Is this some shiso in-joke?
No, just a standard pun.
I do like the taste--call me crazy.

>>18623032
I can't decide which is the strangest part of your outburst. That you think it's the popcorn people are concerned about, that you think a chinesium cast iron kettle is comparable to a steam engine, or that you think you can gain an intuitive understanding of pressure vessels by walking outside.

>>18621452
That gf better watch out he’s gonna fuckin eat her next

>>18624167
I also know when I am and this isn't 2005 4chan anymore you weeaboo

>>18624349
>I also know when I am and this isn't 2005 4chan anymore you weeaboo

>>18623563
Women are the worst chefs on the planet. Any man at 25 is probably a better chef than his grandma who's had an entire lifetime to master the craft.

>>18617997
Did he fall asleep at a party the night before going to work?

>>18623516
>woman

Are you serious? You really can't tell?

>>18623059

>>18625007
the gif seems to work better, less blurry