/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Yeah, but you'll easily taste better Italian food than there is anywhere in Italy.

>>18605983
N

Sorry, italian tourism is not gonna recover.

>>18605983
That goes for any cuisine really.

>>18606042
What if I was born in one country, say France, lived there for years and learned French cooking. Then I came to your country, lived there for years and learned with style of cooking. Then say one day I came to your house and beat you like the dog you are. With a bat.

>>18605983
why are italians so autistic about their cuisine? i've never see so many assblasted people gatekeeping food than italians

>>18606051
besides food all they have is corruption, tacky fashion and pretty old buildings so they desperately cling to food thinking it makes them important or something, as if some beaner cant make fucking spaghetti.

>>18605983
>just remember that you've never had a single bite of Italian food
Do you think people don't go to fucking italy? I've been to italy like ten times, moron.

No one cares you fuckin guinea

>>18606125
I went there once. Did a tour of the artifacts in two and a half weeks and feel no need to return for any of the degenerate shit newer than that.

>>18605983
>Spaghetti
>Pasta from Arabs, prepared in sauce made with an American plant, claimed by Italians as authentically theirs
Blow it out your ass. If tomatoes are the main ingredient, it's American food, not Italian food. You will not change my mind.

>be top scoring scout
>medic mostly ignores me
>randomly ubers me during the last minute
>gets annoyed when I can't destroy 2 level 3 sentries with my scatter gun

>>18606132
America is a European product, so in the end it could be still Italian

>>18606051
Italian culture peaked in the Renaissance so they have an inferiority complex

>>18606051
Because their food is meh, pasta and pizza is good but it will never be a main meal, only comfort food.

>>18605983
>spaghetti and tomatoes, america :|
>spaghetti and tomatoes, italy :O

>>18605983
ywnbari

>>18606954
wrong thread sperg

>>18605983
you're a wop, opinion discarded

>>18606051
It's all those subhumans have

>>18606988
>pasta and pizza are mere appetizers for americans

>>18606954
you could easily get through one and badly hurt the second using the bat

>>18606954
Tf2fren, you are in the wrong thread

>>18606988
How the fuck isn't pizza or pasta a main meal? Stop talking crazy. You can add meat or vegetables to either one.

>>18606954
TFC you had a nailgun for sentrys. Much more strategic, you are a bastard playing a bastardized game

>>18606988
>His entire knowledge of Italian cuisine is just pasta and pizza

>>18606988
> Pizza will never be a meal
Lol, amerilard spitting in air

>>18606105
You think Italy is weak? Hah

The current BROWN Italians, who did not invent Italian cuisine, cheese, winemaking etc are arab invaders. If you ever want to talk about cultural appropriation start there.

>>18606051
>be italy
>join WW2 on the side of germany
>invade greece
>lose to fucking greeks
>have to be bailed out by germany
>this bail out forces operation barbarossa to be delayed by a little over a month
>this delay causes moscow to remain just out of reach by the beginning of winter and operation barbarossa's failure
>the failure of operation barbarossa causes the loss of the war
>the war is already lost in 1942 because italy couldn't beat FUCKING GREECE
>a bunch of young, strong, well-fed american soldiers come to occupy your country
>they develop a taste for italian food
>they take tens of thousands of your women home with them
>they open up their own italian restaurants in america
>your only recourse is to seethe

>‘Akshually it’s Italian-AMERICAN food you will never be a Latin’
Good. I would be very surprised if there was a single cuisine in existence more overrated than actual authentic Italian food.
>the tiniest fucking breakfast you can imagine
>every meal is just carbs carbs and more carbs
>barely any protein, refuse to eat meat except in these tiny fucking slices
>literally zero milk or yogurt, majority of calcium comes from cheese
>expected to have either coffee or alcohol at every fucking meal, never drink anything besides this except water or maybe the occasional tea
t. Italian.

>>18606051
All the real Italians left Italy in the 30s for America
The only ones left are weird bootlickers

>>18606954
How do you mistake /ck/ for /v/?

>>18607198
and grenades

>>18607915
Being more successful than Eastern Europe isn't really that much of an accomplishment nor something to really brag about

>>18608726
>Coffee, alcohol, water, tea
What the fuck else is there sperg? Is lemonade part of your major food groups?

>>18608734
IT's actually the opposite. The one who could made it because they were more fit to survive stay in italy. The leftover were the suboptimal specimen which they could make it in a environment for lesser capable people, and you can tell honestly

>>18608726
> I would be very surprised if there was a single cuisine in existence more overrated than actual authentic Italian food.
There are plenty. Japanese on top of my head

>the tiniest fucking breakfast you can imagine
go be fat in burgerland mate
>every meal is just carbs carbs and more carbs
not true. For every carb dish there's a non carb dish by construction (primo, secondo)
> barely any protein, refuse to eat meat except in these tiny fucking slices
Why do you want more protein? Ask your boyfriend
> literally zero milk or yogurt
never heard of cappuccino? Also milk is pretty popular in italy for breakfast
> majority of calcium comes from cheese
bullshit, cheese has net negative on calcium dickhead. Calcium comes from vegetable source, the one amerilards should eat more
>expected to have either coffee or alcohol at every fucking meal, never drink anything besides this except water or maybe the occasional tea
based

>t. Italian.
falseflagging outside /pol/ is pretty retarded

>>18608409
>be MCland
>citing ww2 everytime they don't understand something
> forget they were fucked in the ass like a bunch of bitches by slanted eyes who worn straw hats

>>18606051
Seething north italians. South italians don't care and will order extra cheese on a pizza..

>>18609267
the post that you responded to was clearly ironic

>>18609346
>you can tell
By the fact that organized crime and corruption runs rampant in Italy, especially all the regions Italian immigrants actually came from?
Face it, Alberto. This is the only time you ever turn a thought toward your southern brethren. All the other times you call them half-arab subhumans and laugh at their existence. We took them in and made them rich while you and the rest of your pathetic country can't get over itself.

>>18605983
The best Italian food is in the US and pizza was invented in New York City.

>>18605983
Few countries would be able to understand that.
France, Philippines, Turkey, Greece, Thailand, India, Japan, Spain, Taiwan, Hong Kong, China.

>>18605983
That'sa incorrecto. I-uh ate in Rome a fewa times and it was exactamundo like-uh dee Olaf Garden.

>>18609518
I can tell by the fact that amerilards have still a nigger problem, healthcare problem, obesity problem and education problem. You may wonder how can people call it first world when they let you die like a dirty animal if you can't afford to pay and people lacks basic knowledge of the world.
Of course immigrant became rich, it's not because corn syrup niggers made them so, it's because they found a environment full of retards in which they could compete and in few years Italians exported mafia in your country full of faggot.
Next gift you apes gave the world is spreading to the world this whole faggot chopping dick movement that is trying to infesting the world.


America was a mistake, Europeans should have left you chasing moles and dancing around a fire

>>18609838
>n-niggers
>f-fat
>t-tranny
I'd take a thousand niggers, trannies, and fats over a single gypsy. You people can't tame shit. We took in your Sicilians, gypsies, etc and made them into productive citizens. You fart around all day on 4chan seething about our greatness while you get robbed beaten and stabbed by your organized crime rings. Italy is a worthless country, not even a step above Latin America in terms of sheer dysfunction. All the historical cultural output in the world can't save you from yourselves.

>>18609897
> nigger
> fat
> tranny
It's not my fault you are like that
Don't forget to take your antidepressants amerishart

>>18609370
>Bring up Vietnam
>When it's still a better military effort than anything Italy has accomplished in modern history
Mama mia it's time to fight over the same river for the thirteenth time

if my country's crowning achievement was goyslop i'd kill myself