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I have a girl coming over for dinner next weekend
What can I cook for dinner that will impress her?

>> No.18599310

ooohhh nooooo husbandooo

>> No.18599317

Macaroni and cheese with cubes of salami mixed in, and on the side have a lettuce+tomato+cucumber salad dressed with balsamic vinegar. Then dessert is vanilla ice cream topped with chocolate Ice Magic with a wafer.

>> No.18599321

>>18599304
Steak and scallops pan fried in walnut oil and an arugula spinach salad.

>> No.18599375

Does she eat dairy?
If so, Lasagna
If not, Butternut Squash Soup is in season.
Honestly just stick to things that are hard to fuck up but require a bit more time investment, this is so that you can have the fancy flair but not have much actual skill needed. Most people won't put the extra time in for a date like that and if they do they will go all out on something they will fuck up, its hard to fuck up a blender soup or a lasagna as long as you follow directions

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18599443

Depend on what the weather is like in your area along with type of setting.

Cold = stew

If you're on the west coast something like and not heavy.

>> No.18599456

get some wine

>> No.18599465

>>18599304
Homemade pizza. Everyone likes pizza. Can even get fancy with the type of tomato, mozarella, and fresh basil.

>> No.18599474

>>18599304
CLAMS.

>> No.18599479

>>18599304
fresh bread

>> No.18599500
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>>18599304
Make her eat all the eggs.

>> No.18599508

>>18599304
why don't you ask her?

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>>18599304

>> No.18599517

>>18599508
Big mistake. You're supposed to demonstrate spontanaeity and creativity. You can only ask about allergens and particular dislikes.

>> No.18599520

>>18599517
bullshit

>> No.18599531

>>18599520
If he asks, 10-to-1 the answer will begin with, "Well, my current boyfriend always likes to cook..."

>> No.18599532

>>18599517
>>18599531
incel responces

>> No.18599534

>>18599304
Something bottom-friendly.

>> No.18599539
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18599539

give her the special

>> No.18599544

>>18599304
>impress her?
If you want to impress her, then order a full meal from an extremely overpriced restaurant delivered via UberEats, then eat only half your plate and throw the rest in the garbage.

>> No.18599545

>>18599532
You know nothing about women
Women judge potential suitors for their ability to make their lives easier. This is why women HATE being asked where to go out to eat, what to do, etc. Men are expected to lead and decide for women so as to make the entire dating process as simple as possible. You demonstrate value by showing to her that you don't need her to think to please her.

She shows up, OP has dinner prepared without her needing any input. And she loves it. Women want to be pampered to.

>> No.18599547

>>18599532
ywnbaw

>> No.18599551

>>18599304
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>>18599547
>t. I'm an balding, overweight, 30 year old white man who works in IT and I love Asian women

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>> No.18599560

>>18599551
Dilate, perhaps

>> No.18599561

>>18599551
SAD!

But in all seriousness, she's asian so she probably be easily sway with anything that require more effort than fried rice, eggs and bacon.

>> No.18599569

>>18599561
I like making stir fry and I usually eat it with chopsticks, but time the dinner included an Asian girl and I think she thought I was being racist when I first put the chopsticks by her bowl.

Also, don't serve Coke.

>> No.18599572

>>18599304
Something with a really strong flavor, to cover up the rohypnol.

>> No.18599591

>>18599551
I don't work in IT.