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>> No.18588897

>>18588528
>uncapped honey
It's not ready until the bees cap it off, there's too much water in it still.

>> No.18588898

>>18588528
don't the bees ever go "this is worse than 9/11" when you do this

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>>18588888
>checked
I'll post 1 for your quints

>> No.18588914

>>18588904
>reddit humor
don't bother next time

>> No.18588919

>>18588904
kys rednigger

>> No.18588921

>>18588877

I just ate and watching that made me hungry

>> No.18588929

>>18588897
They've probably just sliced all the caps off you stupid know-it-all.

>> No.18588931

>>18588904
>budget howtobasic

>> No.18588968

>>18588898
If you smoke them they'll all gorge because they think there's a fire and they need to consume available calories while they can, and that makes them too sleepy to care about much.

>> No.18589009

>>18588877
>raw pasta
not even once.

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>>18588931
I thought it was howtobasic

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>> No.18589052

>>18588528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdR8MOOhdG4

>> No.18589057

>>18588888
I don't really know what the point of pureeing that all was, I would much rather have just really nice well cooked and sauteed mushrooms with all of those flavors then some really gritty and grainy excuse for blended mushroom soup I guess is what they were going for?

>> No.18589060

>>18589009
She was pouring it out of a colander, it's been cooked

>> No.18589079

>>18589057
Your assumptions are wrong. Try it. Post results.

>> No.18589083

>>18588528
Stop it the bees worked so hard >:(

>> No.18589086

>>18589023
why not drop the salt before top bun

>> No.18589152

>>18589057
Its to dunk your bread in, but i agree its not a very good idea. Maybe if it would be a spread, but noooo

>> No.18589192

>>18589018
>>18589023
>>18589028
>>18589033
>>18589040
>>18589045
why does this make me more angry than Ja/ck/ does?

>> No.18589207

>>18589018
whats his fucking problem

>> No.18589230

>>18589028
>cook a t-bone steak in a really shitty way
>cut it into slices
>pour a lot of melted butter in a skillet
>transfer the sliced steak into it
what's the fucking point?

>> No.18589233

>>18589230
Bamboozle the midwits

>> No.18589236

>>18589230
theater so you can charge retards thousands of dollars for a steak

>> No.18589253

>>18589079
The texture seems just awful, I can literally see how lumpy the shit is, total waste of mushrooms. I'd much rather just have them cooked down in white wine/cream and then put on top of the bread rather than dunking it in some terrible mushroom baba ghanoush.

This is like browning a bunch of steak tips and then throwing them in the fucking blender, what's the fucking point? Just enjoy the regular texture instead of eating baby food.

>>18589152
I mean I can see how it would taste good given the flavors that went into it, but everything about the dish seems so unappealing. I'd love to see nicely browned hearty chunks of mushroom in some savory cream sauce and either spoon them on top of the bread or just use a fork to eat the mushrooms and then use my bread to wipe up the nice smooth luxurious sauce.

>> No.18589261

>>18589045
Why is he putting bones back in the meat, and why the fuck does that guy look like he's about to cum?

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>> No.18589284

>>18589277
fucking mongrel, eating out of a pan. get a fucking plate.

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>> No.18589297

>>18589265
>Looking good, clean fish, lots of veggie and spices
>Pours a jar of that morning's liquid shit in
Fucking pajeets

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>> No.18589353

>>18589348
>makes "sushi"
>bakes it
>eats with hand
German cuisine, i guess

>> No.18589354

>>18589346
Excuse me?

>> No.18589358

>>18589327
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>>18589348
>>18589349
god damn it I live in America and I have never seen this shit. disgusting pieces of shit. the closest thing to reasonable is the American Salad. it just an Apple pie ice-cream with Snickers. vanilla pudding and cool whip makes a quick vanilla ice-cream.

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>>18589346
I think this is just a fucking British milk steak.

>> No.18589373

>>18589354
You've never had Mac'n'Boiled-Steak before?

>> No.18589394

>>18588929
Yes, they sliced all the caps off while conveniently missing a random patch next to where they were scooping you retarded cock inhaler.

>> No.18589395

>>18589291
damn, dat doesn't look that bad

>> No.18589407

>>18589358
Half of those videos are from europe you fuckin retard, like the first one is german. Get a grip.

>> No.18589418

>>18589346
>infused with Kraft plastic powder on the outside
>completely fucking raw on the inside

>> No.18589457

>>18589261
In case you're actually retarded, video is reversed. And the guy is Argentine footballer/soccerrist Diego Maradona, apparently he's somewhat goofy outside of the field, I guess that explains why he looks like he's about to cum.

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>>18589192
because he makes a shit ton of money despite being an insufferable faggot, thanks to braindead social media users promoting him

>> No.18589467

>>18589327
>>18589331
God I fucking hate americans.

>> No.18589476

>>18589297
that was likely water with tamarind soaked, anon

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>>18589270
how would one eat this, cut the vines with a spoon, then attempt to get the cheese on the grape you picked up with the spoon?

>> No.18589495

>>18588877
So much effort for something you can buy for like $1.67 at walmart

>> No.18589500

>>18588881
>leaving the skins on
>that much garlic

>> No.18589513

>>18589018
>>18589023
>>18589028
>meat
>cheese
>butter
>salt
I'd probably enjoy his food so long as it wasn't me paying the bill and I didn't have to ever look at the pretentious fuck.

>> No.18589531

>>18589261
That guy is on the finest coke you don't have enough money to know even exists.

>> No.18589537

>>18589346
Moderately infuriating

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>>18588528
It can always get worse.

>> No.18589554

>>18589270
Sharp cheese and roasted grapes are amazing together.
This is definitely presentation forward over convenience of eating, but should be delicious.

>> No.18589563

>>18589338
>"wow I'm surprised she doesn't just eat it raw"
>she eats it raw
jesus christ

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>>18589018
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>>18589040
>>18589045
reminds me of the stupid chink shit.

>> No.18589573

>>18589327
What the fuck is that white thing? Cheese?

Why the fuck are they putting chocolate with cheese? How is this creature alive?

>> No.18589575

>>18589336
What the hell is this? Looks like fucking clay-doh

>> No.18589579

>>18589573
The finest and most advanced of modern medical sciences and greatest efforts of government financial assistance in the modern day are dedicated to keeping obese retards alive and fed. So they can continue to stuff themselves with the most disgusting slop ever and blame every other person around for their degeneration into a blob.

>> No.18589583

>>18589579
It just doesn't seem possible

That thing probably has enough lard for a whole fucking winter.

>> No.18589629

>>18589277
god I fucking hate nip food

>> No.18589673

>>18589567
competitive brush calligraphy confuses me. How does one even read this shit?

>> No.18589685

>>18589673
The peak of calligraphy is in being incredibly idiosyncratic but still legible if you know what to look for.
There's a specific term for it that I can't remember. But its basically about making your calligraphy your own. But not having it degenerate into pure nonsense.

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>>18589685
it all seems stupid to me. it just who has the best handwriting. it was a skill to learn before you do script. script is fucking hard to read. picrel

>> No.18589749

>>18588881
I've been experimenting with various types of roasted tomato soups for years now because tomato soup is a big part of our Christmas dinner, and honestly? Cream really distracts from it. Butter and olive oil give you all the fatty notes you could possibly ever need. Add cream and starts tasting over-processed and cheap.

>> No.18589763

>>18588877
Too pretentious

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>no egg .webms
for shame

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>>18589705
calligraphy is not really handwriting, its meant to more like "drawing" words, hence why copperplate has so many embellishments. Its more comparable to speaking vs singing. But as the other anon said, peak calligraphy is when you write something very beautiful that is still extremely easy to parse. Having your calligraphy wind up looking like squiggles or random strokes is just terrible, just get into modern art by that point

>> No.18589782

>>18589749
>Add cream and starts tasting over-processed and cheap
What in the goddamn cream are you using

>> No.18589789

>>18589775
>cooking through enough to turn over that fast
That thing must be nearly hot enough to melt itself jesus

>> No.18589796

>>18589685
That's the same dumb shit the graffiti burnouts used to say back in school.

>> No.18589820

>>18589782
NTA, but sometimes adding dairy to a dish is very delicate. It's directly conflicting with the garlic and acidity of the tomato sauce.If you add too much, it would be like pouring milk into hot sauce, you kinda lose what makes it good.

>> No.18589832

>>18589327
she's German

>> No.18589839

>>18589394
>while conveniently missing a random patch next to where they were scooping
Is this so unbelievable? You should kill your parents and then yourself.

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>>18589495
>you can buy homemade quality pasta and 1st grade ingredients at walmart
the absolute state of pisspoor redneck mutts

>> No.18589902

>>18589775
No respect for the egg

>> No.18590108

>>18589018
watching the down syndrome work.

>> No.18590112

>>18589327
stop posting this german bitch on a german tv show as american. she is clearly using german products and the original video is narrated in german and everyone in it speaks german.

>> No.18590136

>>18590112
She clearly identifies as american

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>>18588877
too much effort, wouldn't bang

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I saw OP so whenever I see that webm I post this one which is even better imo.

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>>18588888
obese vegetarians wondering why

>> No.18590185

>>18589348
>dein lieblingskase
>american

I fucking hate you people so much

>> No.18590190

>>18588877
>Tomatoes
>Cast Iron

>> No.18590201

>>18589327
This American moved to Germany to be fat !

>> No.18590217

>>18589277
>boiling food in aluminum foil

this will give you brain damage

>> No.18590350

>>18589891
me on the left

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>>18590170
I love experimental robotics tests

>> No.18590418

>>18589776
I miss mimeographs.

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>> No.18590434

>>18590418
nah, its just tracing paper with a chisel tip pen

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>>18590162
FTFY

>> No.18590483

>>18589291
Why the whole garlic head. Otherwise looks p good.

>> No.18590487

>>18589291
mmmmm garlic skin

>> No.18590513

>>18588914
This. So much this.

>> No.18590533

>>18588897
It looks to me like they made an artificial comb and filled it with dyed karo.

>> No.18590543

>>18588881
Squeezing out the garlic like mango worms is my favorite.

>> No.18590552

>>18589033
Criminally overcooked

>> No.18590555

>>18589040
that's a good fucking knife

>> No.18590565

>>18590555
worst carving knife I have seen.

>> No.18590585

>>18589775
how does he get out?

>> No.18590589

>>18590565
well shit if that's the worst I want to see the best

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>>18589775
EGGED

>> No.18590597

>>18589327
>American
Eurofags in LITERAL denial

>> No.18590600

>>18590589
It's literally just a cheap breaking knife. You can get them anywhere.

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>>18590589
I just use a victorinox. single bevel works well and the flex is good. he is using a breakdown knife to cut finished meat. breakdown knives are for cutting up a carcass.

>> No.18590677

>>18588528
Do they repair the comb or are they not programmed to do that?

>> No.18590693

>>18589277
Does this work? Seems like a good way to make breakfast for a hungover crowd

>> No.18590707

>>18588528
i'm imagining the pores on my skin being this wide and doing the same motion to it and letting them all ooze out

>> No.18590714

>>18589277
I was optimistic until the mayonnaise
miss me with that shit

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>>18590731

>> No.18590744

>>18589009
the heat from the sauce cooks the pasta

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>>18589547
>a screen recording of a video from a facebook group
is /ck/ the boomer board?

>> No.18590815

>>18590805
i dont think there is a single group of people that disgusts me as much as fatties. literally vomit inducing.

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>>18590815

>> No.18590822

>>18589045
Grande Diego

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>>18590815
same. the worst thing is barely 12-15 years ago fatties were normal and overall aware of their bodies being unnatural and disgusting. nowadays so many are arrogantly insisting you like them and theres nothing wrong with having 3 chins and a pair of titties on their backs.
i hate them so much its unreal

>> No.18590836

>>18589457
>Diego Maradona
Oh, the guy who cheated at the world cup? got it. I'm glad he looks like a fat retard now.

>> No.18590837

>>18590805
is she using two seats but only paying for one? that should be illegal

>> No.18590847

>>18590836
he's dead, anon...

>> No.18590862

>>18590847
Based, I guess he finally caught the hand of god then

>> No.18590869

>>18589482
Do meheecanos really?

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>>18589350

>> No.18590884

>>18590444
Kekked and checked

>> No.18590982

>>18588888
>Pot not hot enough to melt fucking Butter

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>> No.18591133

>>18590422
i admit snowcones are kino

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>>18590805
i'm 6'4" and economy airplanes are rough on my knees, my knees feel like a worn out whore when i'm done flying

>> No.18591156

>>18589018
dreadful facebook tier tripe

>> No.18591159

>>18591141
she has more problems than just being fat. you see the oxygen tubes.

>> No.18591163

>>18589265
based

>> No.18591167

>>18591141
only basketball-Americans take pictures of money because pic or it didnt happen.

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>>18589327
>guaranteed replys from butt hurt americans

kek

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>> No.18591189

>>18591065
sexy loop

>> No.18591190

>>18590731
>>18590821
Jack just had a 3rd stroke btw

>> No.18591197

>>18591190
Really? I'll take you down to the ground if you're lying.

>> No.18591226

>>18589327
>show name is in german
>all the labels are in german

DO AMERICANS REALLY?

>> No.18591240

>>18588881
That's gonna be one heavy soup

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>> No.18591258

>>18588528
>BZZ BZZ
>HEY, GET YOUR FUCKING SPOON OUTTA MY PANTRY MOTHER FUCKER
>BZZZZZZ

>> No.18591260

>>18589045
BBQ: "Bang Bros (Queer)"

>> No.18591261

>>18590422
Oh was this the kids birthday party no one showed up to people were meming in for a bit?
Makes me feel a little sad really.

>> No.18591268

>>18591133
haha thank you, anonkun!! :3

>> No.18591269

>>18589265
Thanks for the how-to sir

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>>18589327
>>18589331

>> No.18591278

>>18589277
Nah, too much cheese and oil, won't pop

>> No.18591301

>>18589776
>it's
That would be "its" in this case.

>> No.18591304

>>18590167
>destruct harvest
Painful

>> No.18591309

>>18588904
Classic 4chan humor. I want to go back.

>> No.18591312

>>18590162
now play it backwards to rebuild the Ukrainian

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>>18590555
>>18590589
Industrial knives are cheap as hell. Do you think workers in the meat-processing plants are breaking down carcasses with folded-over-17,000-times Japanese steel? Kitchenware brandwanking is literal fetishism.

>> No.18591329

>>18589192
Jealousy. You know that he smashes way more puss in a month than you will in your entire life.

>> No.18591341

>>18591329
huh?

>> No.18591344
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>> No.18591345

>>18588888
no no no no no no no

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>> No.18591353

>>18588888
Checked and looks like a nice meal

>> No.18591363
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>> No.18591368

>>18591329
Promiscuity is nothing to be jealous of. You have watched too much Hollywood. Those values are not positive.

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Has anybody else tried this? I kind of want to do it....

>> No.18591383

>>18589547
>breaded pork chops and a side of vegetables
I don't get it. Where's the point I'm supposed to get mad?

>> No.18591395

>>18590805
That is so unfair. Aeroplane designers need to have more empathy.

>> No.18591399

>>18591383
Probably the part where he boiled them in milk.

>> No.18591403

Bees are so fucking scary. I would never want to be a bee in any way. Wouldn't even do it for a million dollars.

>> No.18591414

>>18591403
I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>> No.18591435

>>18589547
They really didn't want to show the burnt undersides of those chops.

>> No.18591456

>>18588888
I wanna kill this guy, you don't blend a nicely cooked mushroom

>> No.18591480

>>18589033
holy hell you can see the strip bounce off her lip as if it's well done stiff, what a retard who cooked that.

>> No.18591493

>>18591480
take your meds

>> No.18591499

>>18589291
is that authentic? I thought they always put the spices in the pan first and in a certain order so they can all become toasted at the same time.

>> No.18591505

>>18589018
If this guy sat next to me in a public place I would immediately move away.

>> No.18591509

>>18589358
no one cares, you are jewish

>> No.18591513

>>18590483
Same reason as whole spices and bones. You're supposed to eat around them. Table manners that avoid chewing/spitting are a more western tradition. Also explains why chopsticks make sense when you're eating braised short ribs or chicken feet or something, you kinda gnaw at it and discard the inedible stuff.

>> No.18591519

>>18591170
It's a masterstroke of trolling. Never mind the fact that she's a burger in actuality, the way it shitter-shatters mutts is a wonder to behold.

>> No.18591525

>>18589839
Since they use a long knife and scrape the entire tray, yes.
Nobody except you would ever think of going and cutting around random cells just to reverse pretend that the honey isn't ready you monkeypox victim.

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>>18588877
I think I just came in my pants

>> No.18591529

>>18591383
those weren't chops, that was pork loin. The supreme way of cooking loin is to slice it 2-3 inches thick like a filet mignon, then cook it like a filet mignon and finish in the oven. You can have pork loin or even chops med rare and not get sick, and it's much tastier than that white/grey overcooked shoe leather.

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>> No.18591547

>>18591349
>>18591363
we cant stop winning bros

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>>18591547

>> No.18591557

>>18591368
>You have watched too much Hollywood. Those values are not positive
Oh please, kind stranger. Tell me your secrets to being self realized. I would love to know all about why you think you're happier and more fulfilled than the rest of us even while seething over someone who doesn't even know you exist.

>> No.18591558

>>18590422
Is that comet pizza?

>> No.18591566

>>18590837
A lot of airlines will make you pay for two seats if you're really that fat. Imagine the smell. I'd wear a mask just to avoid that if I were within a few rows.

One time the crew were desperately trying to get a fat guy to move to a row with two empty seats because they felt sorry for the guy in the middle seat next to him. That fat fuck kept insisting he was fine where he was. I was two rows back, and I could smell the sour stench of old sweat caught in his folds. It was vile.

>> No.18591581

>>18591179
Why would I ever trust a chinese made pressure vessel?

>> No.18591583

>>18591557
They're not secrets.

>> No.18591588

>>18591378
That's like 3000 calories.

>> No.18591589

>>18591581
because it looks old and has the chinese symbols anon, people love antiques and they never have design flaws. (guy holding it is wearing a glove so even he doesn't trust it)

>> No.18591601

>>18591583
Whaaat? You're telling me shit that I already know? That's incredible!
What would I do without you?

>> No.18591603

>>18590350
me standing above you

>> No.18591606

>>18591589
The metal is probably old in the sense that it's made of recycled tank treads.

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>>18589336
food gore

>> No.18591613

>>18591601
You would continue claiming people are jealous of undesirable escapism.

>> No.18591619

>>18591613
>You would continue claiming people are jealous of undesirable escapism.
Yes.
Whether they should be jealous is a different story entirely.

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>> No.18591705

>>18591588
gotta eat big to get big COME ON

>> No.18591710

>>18591349
>>18591363

Fucking hell lmao

>> No.18591712

why do I even bother opening these threads
I always get excited and then they're always the same bait crap over and over again

>> No.18591721

>>18589685
sounds like black metal band logos

>> No.18591738

>>18591141
Stop flying economy, poorfag.
>$62
I’m so impressed

>> No.18591748

>>18591647
Who the fuck stores onion in their fridge?

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>>18591519

>> No.18591761

>>18591752
The standard cope of the epically butthurt. Your jimmies are forever rustled.

>> No.18591768

>>18591566
that shit is crazy to me. i've never even seen people that fat in my life. i could catch a lawsuit for a hate crime or something in america bc i wouldn't be able to stop staring at such "person" if i were to encounter them. my brother got quite chubby as a teen and he was bullied without mercy by both our whole family and at school till he got back to normal weight. you should bring bullying back.

>> No.18591773

>>18591761
>be wrong
>get called out
>”you’re just seething”
Whatever helps you sleep at night, obsessed-kun. Dream of America for me

>> No.18591778

>>18591768
Hate crimes are a european thing. You can call a fat person a fat piece of shit to their face in america and nobody can touch you

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>>18591738
i spent the rest on lunch my house and my car

>> No.18591789 [DELETED] 

>>18591768
i often wonder what a 300lbs persons skeleton looks like
also
>our whole family and at school till he got back to normal weight
i'm even american and everyone would give me real hard times for being 10lbs overweight in family/school

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>>18591768
i often wonder what a 300lbs persons skeleton looks like
also
>our whole family and at school till he got back to normal weight
i'm even american and everyone would give me real hard times for being 10lbs overweight in family/school

>> No.18591799

>>18590873
My hemorhoids started to throb just watching this.

>> No.18591866

>>18591778
jews will still go after you, say goodbye to your job

>> No.18591946

>>18588904
I chuckled, drown me.

>> No.18591954

>>18591866
And if you shitpost on twitter in europe, the government sends jackboots to arrest you and throw you in the same prison cell as convicted murderers. We’re both fucked, but don’t try and pretend that europe isn’t worse.

>> No.18592022

>>18589340
Honestly I've seen worse.

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>> No.18592039

>>18590873
Here I thought kronii blending subway sandwiches was bad

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>> No.18592050

>>18592034
That cheese is not even melted

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>>18592050

>> No.18592068

>>18588931
>>18589043
>I thought it was howtobasic
It is.

>> No.18592081

>>18589327
Fuck Amerikkka

>> No.18592094

>>18591378
Whoever built that bench is a damn fine craftsman

>> No.18592114

>>18591954
i'm from england and two different friends who had police send to their door for fucking tweets. another one was investigated by his school for extrimism for watching joe rogan, i'm not even kidding.

>> No.18592144

>>18592114
America has had two separate spree killers obsessed with cartoons who didn't have their guns taken from them

>> No.18592353

>>18591647
If this guy were to be killed in a freak accident on his way home I would not be sad, I would be be down right jubilant.

>> No.18592388

>>18592094
More likely a master of dark magicks.

>> No.18592394

>>18588881
disgusting and tik tok waste of time tier

>> No.18592525

>>18588877
>$12 worth of tomatoes
>$5 with of eggs
>Just to make pasta
The point of pasta is that it's supposed to be cheap...

>> No.18592563

>>18589340
that's basically just a really, really shitty version of watergate

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>>18592057

>> No.18592628

>>18589277
>bake eggs
what a fucking way to waste eggs

>> No.18592639

>>18589327
>>18589331
Do Americans really?

>> No.18592647

>>18589331
i fucking hate USA people. i know the bitch is German btw :v

>> No.18592708

>>18589348
why the fuck call it sushi when you can name it crap roll?

>> No.18592715

>>18589349
so...its pre digested???

>> No.18592793

>>18589547
this is like an alien's approximation of online content.

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>> No.18592948

>>18592868
lmfao i thought it was a negro woman and then i see his face at the end, the fuck does does he think he's doing?

>> No.18592989

>>18592868
Vile

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>>18592868
>vanilla vodka
OK, pretty bad
>cake vodka
MFW

>> No.18593048

>>18589265
Actually looks like a pajeet Ryan Reynolds

>> No.18593083

>>18591647
>can't think of a lower ROI

yeah you only need food to fucking live, definitely no ROI there

>> No.18593091

>>18589265
Indian nikkaz lovin that red onion

>> No.18593124

>>18591174
me on the right

>> No.18593140

>>18592868
why not just make it a normal milkshake

>> No.18593141

>>18589346
I believe the heat of the raw steak cooks the eggs

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>> No.18593164

>>18591647
>>18592353
>>18591748
I forgive him. He's British. I'd rather him not cook.

>> No.18593165

>>18592868
>>18593036
shoulda mixed whipped cream with whipped cream vodka to really disgust, but i guess that woulda required whipping cream and not just shooting it out of a can

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>>18590422
Did this with Halo with Lan when I graduated. Pretty comfy.

>> No.18593178

>>18591794
Image search obese skeleton x-ray and you'll see that they look just like a normal skelly, only often with joint issues (for obvious reasons).

>> No.18593180

>>18592044
They're doing this in canada right now, but with gravy instead of curry. I cant imagine its selling well, but it's available, as stupid as it is

>> No.18593205

>>18590422
They pizza get cold

>> No.18593224

>>18589327
>>18589331
ngl, i would totally eat this if i was impared on substances

>> No.18593234

>>18589346
god i love a good milksteak on cold days

>> No.18593239

>>18590422
Tryhard pedophile dungeon.

>> No.18593242

>>18592525
Maybe for Amerimutts.

>> No.18593245

>>18591558
>>18593239
If you look closely you can see the birthday cake toward the end. But sadly, it was someone's 40th birthday party, organized by his wife after he got the snip.

>> No.18593259

>>18588929
It obviously isn't sliced.
t. a beekeeper

>>18588897
From experience, if a small patch on the frame has been capped then the honey has been in the comb long enough to be considered "ready." The bees only start mapping the comb if the honey has been sufficiently aerated by the bees fanning it, once they start capping a small portion of the comb you can be pretty sure the majority of that comb is ready to go.

>>18590533
tis real

>> No.18593265

>>18589340
this is the only real one but only freaks in utah and minnesota eat shit like this

>> No.18593287

>>18591748
They don't burn your eyes when slicing if they're cold

>> No.18593297

>>18592948
>what is he doing?
Chipping the wood off the bottom of the barrel after scraping it clean years ago. That guy has been around forever

>> No.18593355

>>18591301
kek i didn't realise
my brain keeps adding apostrophes to possessive its

>> No.18593370

>>18591589
he's wearing a glove because something that tiny would heat up relatively quickly

>> No.18593384

>>18591553
im a /ck/ fan now?

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>>18591403
but stingless bees are cute though

>> No.18593399

>>18592868
>raw flour
every time

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>>18590422
As someone who doesn't eat sweet shit, the state of those dogs hurts me.

>> No.18593447

>>18591065
>Chocolate sauce between the tomato sauce and bernaise sauce
The fuck kind of Frosty Queen is that?

>> No.18593732

>>18590444
>>18590884
>>18591312

huh?

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>>18590585
It's his domain, he comes and goes as he pleases.

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>>18593737
there's just something about seeing so many eggs in one place

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>>18593749
luv me eggposting

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>>18590112
is this pasta?

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>>18593757

>> No.18593795

>>18593732
schizo polposters shitting up the board

>> No.18593832

>>18588881
a little heavy on the fats, no?

>> No.18593844

>>18593749
damn... i mean i didnt taste it but this looks awful. overspiced, egg way too mixed in, no large pieces of anything to act as the heart of the dish. for the best egg fried rice imo you need to cook the rice slightly dry at first, use rice vinegar, soy sauce, and brown sugar, garlic and onion for main flavors, maybe some ginger, add the eggs in late and don't overmix, and use baby corn, broccoli, and other meaty veg

>> No.18593908

>>18592628
how would you use two cartons of eggs? i tried to make a huge omelet out of my eggs that were going to go bad in college and it was the worst thing ive ever eaten

>> No.18593910

>>18593844
its supposed to be a sloppa, not the dry type of fried rice you expect from chinese places

Also, that amount of spice is about what you expect from indian food. Wouldn't taste the same otherwise, trust me. It's why when you attempt to recreate a lot of indian stuff at home, it just doesnt taste the same

>> No.18593918

>>18589763
>Amerifucks be like

>> No.18593925

>>18589018
Now this is fucking pretentious, it's not even authentic or traditional or a world cuisine, it's literally just some random guy who bizarrely got lucky from internet memes and charges hundreds of dollars for a steak entirely based on chef woo that dumbass status-seeking normie hylics lap up like dogs

Did you get all that??

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>> No.18594214

>>18592057
That's some insane levels of autofellation right there.

>> No.18594256

>>18591247
I had something similar when my family went to Fiji for a holiday in like 07/08.
Pretty fucking based for a hungry-ass 12-year old but now I can feel myself bloating up just watching that webm.

>> No.18594563

>>18588877
>DOES DARK ASS AMBER EGGS
Damn those were some sexy ass eggs

I make my.own bread but pasta takes way more work and time than I'm willing to sacrifice

>> No.18594568

>>18590190
Thissssss
Typical female mentality of using any ol thing lying around.

Only acidic thing I ever put on my cast iron is garlic and onions as it doesn't complete destory the seasoning.

Anything with vinegar or lemons and any thing else is a huge nope

>> No.18594678

>>18589018
Nice stroke off motions on the cylinder lol

>> No.18594689

>>18589265
Aside from eating with his hands like a child
That's a very good respectable man cooking some food

>> No.18594699

>>18589277
>aluminum
>shitty process cheese
>shitty store bought bread

FUCKING EDOMITE KIKES ALWAYS turn everything into some pointless novelty.

Only thing that looked good were the eggs
Such pretentious shit

>> No.18594721

>>18589500
>complaining about the garlic

>> No.18594741

Does anyone have those videos of Mexicans cooking and putting like gummy worms and doritos and random shit all together? Also wtf is that even called

>> No.18594744

>>18589629
*rapes you*

>> No.18594768

>>18589192
>>18589466
Pretty much this. Salt bae ripping off millionaires via gold-covered steaks is one thing, all the power to you with your grift.
Him being an obnoxious social media whore is what pushes him into being insufferable.
Ja/ck/, despite his delusions and near culinary retardation, I think at least enjoys cooking a little and tries. There's some level of leeway there (just some, watching his videos still hurt).

>> No.18594874

>>18594568
So you're telling me that the cast iron that /ck/ constantly hypes up can't even handle tomatoes? Why would I ever buy a pan like that.

>> No.18595029

>>18594741
https://youtu.be/CTp1C0_RZUk

>> No.18595062

>>18588881
>going through this much shit only to make babyfood out of it
What speaks against just eating the vegetables with fork and knife?

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>> No.18595133

>>18593245
is that why the candles say 12? why do people go online and just make shit up

>> No.18595359

>>18588904
I do love me some pickles.

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>>18591190
sad i hope he recovers and eat more mayo

>> No.18595467

>>18594874
For meat and fats nigger.

Quit expecting some all around perfect cooking equipment that can cook anything and everything.

Certain pans are better for cooking certain things.
Fuck off shill

>> No.18595494

>>18595467
He isn't shilling anything

>> No.18595793

>>18593795
newfag retard

>> No.18596109

>>18591344
fucking jumpscare

>> No.18596190

>>18593792
...and now as a man I eat 5 dozen eggs and I'm ruffly the size of a barge