/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18585822
Look at it. It's very muff-like. Like the other muffin as well.

>>18585822
It's a toastie

>>18585822
Because it's always muffin' about.

It's an English thing, you wouldn't understand

Numpty colonists baffled by brendy bongs and muff toast

>>18585822
If you dont get the blueberry count per muffin straight then my friend Bruno will get you straight.

>>18585822
By consensus
The same way we as humans define all words
Dictionaries just try to keep up
Words mean what people intend them to mean
That's why Urban Dictionary is so useful

I always forget how good these are. I got food poisoning from an egg mcmuffin as a kid and it turned me of from them for awhile but they are great.
I made a breakfast sandwich today with thick cut bacon, fried egg, hp sauce, and some onion and chive cheddar. Was a really good breakfast sandwich.

>>18585822
it's not.
it's a mcmuffin.
just like how a mcmansion isn't a mansion.

>>18585964
>Words mean what people intend them to mean
i intend that this is a 1 million dollar bill. *shows you a sock*

>>18585822
crumpet

>>18585964
Ok tranny

>>18585980
Sounds great.

>>18586196
english muffins are not crumpets

Its unfinished floury and chalky like most of british food is what it is.

>>18586227
Sounds like you're Crumped.

>>18586227
it's basically just a crumpet that's heated on both sides instead of one

>>18586263
No it's not, the dough is fundamentally different. Crumpets are gummy and chewy, muffins are bready.

>>18585849
yeah, it is

>>18586338
because of how they are cooked, the dough is basically the same

>>18585822
In the UK muffins are traditionally a type of bread (a roll). A crumpet is more like a pancake/blini with a looser consistency that is held in place by pouring it into a chef ring (looks like a cookie cutter) on a flat pan on the stove. The crumpet has deep holes through which added butter melts into. You take a bite and get a mouthful of rich buttery deliciousness.

>>18586190
you're only one person. it's takes many people to agree on a definition before it becomes the definition.

>>18587200
>it's takes many people to agree on a definition before it becomes the definition.
Unless you're the CDC.

>>18587200
What really matters are the legal definitions of words say in Black's, it's wasn't that which turned it off from being a lawyer is was memorising case law. That was boring as fuck.

>>18587549
the cdc is many people

>>18587659
>the cdc is many people
>the cdc is many politicial suckups
Fixed it

>>18585822
I think your maggot cheese has autism

>>18585913
Do americans really call goodbye trannies nooks and crannies english muffins?

>>18585822
>Britain invents thing
>Gives it a name
>America invents different thing
>Re-uses British name
>Americans start acting confused about original thing using original name.

See also: biscuit

>>18585822
Hold on, the fuck is going on here? What is this thread? Are your seriously talking shit about McMuffins you little rat faggot I’ll fucking find y

>>18585822
it's not a muffin. it's an english muffin

>>18585964
I can smell your rotting crotch wound in this post

Put an egg on it with some real bacon and Hollandaise sauce and shut up

When are culinery fags going to accept nothing is truly yours?
We have been warring and kicking over the same ole ground for centuries

>>18585822
thot thars a crumpet mate

>>18586173
I love a mcmuffin

>>18587860
Yeah and we call you cucks limey bitches.

>>18585822
See in war time sugar was in shortage and the english have continued the condition of being stingy useless cunts.

>>18585822
Never seen an unshaved muff?

>>18585822
easy, those are australian toaster biscuits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yotg_oK9T8

>>18588668
From what I've read and I could be wrong that was a land grab from Hawaii. The USA was the largest provider of sugar on the planet, then the land grab came in and HFCS got born. Land grab for hotels and shit.

>>18588683
I was just making it up I have no idea if thats why english muffins are savoury.

>>18588687
I know this, English muffins are the only way to make tuna melts. It just cant be done otherwise.

>>18585827
Dry and full of lice/flakes?

If you have about 5 mins really less than that you can make a mcmuffin for yourself and it'll be better than standing in line with coffee drinking faggots.

>>18585822
>Who Invented English Muffins? As you might expect, we have a British man to thank for the English muffin, though this tasty bakery treat was born here in the United States. In 1874, Samuel Bath Thomas emigrated from Plymouth, England, to New York and started making thinner, pre-cut crumpets while he worked in a bakery.

i dont know why the fuck they call it a crumpet at the end, crumpets are literally totally different things.

>>18588729
Oh piss off albini

>>18588317
>Britain invents thing that sucks
>gives it the wrong name
>bongs get pissy when we have no idea what the hell they're talking about
why do they do this?

>>18585822
It’s a muffin the same way French fries are “chip” or a cookie is a “biscuit,” I.e., LARPing ESLfags who think that stringing random words together is good enough.

>>18585964
Not really by consensus, but by trend, fad or even status would be more correct.

Lookie here its the big bad wolf

You stupid fuckin assholes

>>18590184
Looks Aussie

>>18586502
retard, muffins are made with a stiff dough and crumpets are made with batter. thats why a crumpet has holes in the surface. they're both english but otherwise they're completely different