/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18578379
>doesn't have food manufacturers producing goyslop with sugar, corn syrup, soy or the cheapest possible processing in everything
really activates my almonds

>>18578379
>doesn't incentivise shoving corn syrup into everything
really makes you think

>started incorporating red meat in their diet
>their people started growing taller
really makes you think

You ever snacking, maybe popcorn or almonds or chips, and one drops, so you instinctually clap your thighs together and squish my ballsack?

They eat horse meat on the reg.

>>18578385
>>18578396
big brains. Only about 10% of the vending machines in this country have coca-cola as a choice. The vending machines are all unsweetened tea and unsweetened coffee. Convenience stores have more healthy options like freshly made salads, onigiri, oden, and no Slurpees. Even if you decide to eat something unhealthy like chocolate cake, it will still have half the amount of sugar/corn syrup of its US counterpart.

Also, serving sizes are much smaller.

No it doesn't

>>18578379
Aren’t they famous for their wagyu beef?

>>18578421
Why would putting my thighs together squish your balls and not mine?

>>18578385
Japan definitely has goyslop but it's either 3x the price or 1/2 the size, so you have to be a rich or impulsive faggot to be fat.

>>18578462
Right. Wasn't implying they completely didn't have it, but surely it can't be as bad as it is here where its 95% of everything.

>>18578379
>zero strength in the population
really mangoes the nozzles

>>18578490
c'mon, man. sumos. let's throw them .50%
i certainly wouldn't want to fight a jap. those asians use their feet to hit your face

>>18578379
>the healthiest country on planet earth
imagine thinking this.

>>18578379
>All people there are extremely short, weak, generally inferior in complexion
>The men look like women
"Healthiest".
Yeah...
No.

Except that J*ps are so short they idolize anyone over 5'5" lmfao

>>18578505
those sumos eat red meat on the regular

>>18578505
Sumos eat a lot of complex proteins and carbs, which includes a lot of red and white meat. Also lots of eggs and rice dishes.

>>18578379
>has almost no red meat in their diet
>known for having small penises
hmmmmmmm

They stay healthy because they're disciplined about portions and only eat the fancy stuff occasionally. If you gave an American a Japanese menu every day they'd die of sodium overdose within a year.

>>18578379
Whale is red meat, retard.

>>18578586
Yes, and barely any of the population eat it

>>18578622
>it's literally in every Japanese supermarket

>>18578627
No, it isn't

>>18578646

Yes it is

t. line in japan for over 10 years

>>18578379
>is the healthiest country on planet earth

>"Approximately 13.5% of the Japanese population now has either type 2 diabetes or impaired glucose tolerance."

>>18578379
Dog is red meat, retard.

>>18578689
In other news over 80% of Americans are now obese

>>18578559
No wonder they're so fat.

>>18578559
uhh I have been eating mainly rice, chicken and eggs past few weeks because I want to get in better shape, turns out I'm gonna be sumo

>>18578379
perpetually fasting in-between non goyslop meals... while walking several miles each day and walking up hundreds of stairs.....Wow thanks mrs vegan. Oh and ywnbaw...
t. lived all over Japan

>>18578447
his balls are enormous on a scale such that they are between everyone's legs, all the time

>>18578551
>all men look like women
>implying femboys are a bad thing

>>18578923
Well, they also do OMAD usually and have upwards of 5-10k calories.
>>18578878
Its a slow, but "clean" bulk.

>>18578951

>>18578627
Whale meat was cheaper than chicken.
But due to the interference of whaling, the price has become like that of Wagyu beef
So the number of people eating whale has decreased and it is now one of the disappearing food cultures.

Incidentally, Japanese supermarkets sell beef like the bottom of a sandal at a discount.
It is stamped "USA" on it.
Australian beef used to be just as tough, but recently they have changed the way they raise their beef, and it is now tender and juicy.

>>18580092
But the question is, in the aftermath, are Japanese men becoming healthier and more masculine, or less?

>>18578379
Schoolgirl panty sniffing and hentai are proven to reduce heart disease

beef yakiniku
hatsune miku

coincidence???

>>18580178
The generation that grew up eating whale and the generation that grew up eating MacDonald

>>18578379
But Japan makes the best steaks in the world

>>18580295

OP doesnt know about the nikujaga pill

>>18580588
Or even the gyuudon pill

Fuck.. in ever mall foodcourt there's a couple steak place and there's signs for raw horse meat and raw egg on the highways.

>>18578385
Japan is one of the highest consumers of hfcs

>>18578646
Incel who has never had whale curry or whale sushi. Whale sushi is fucking amazing, they call it whale BACON sushi because it's so fatty and delicious. FUCCKKKK TAKE ME BACK

>>18580604
Not surprised, their supermarkets are as goyslopped as americas Their white bread is THICC

Don't they also suffer the highest rate of stomach cancer in the world?

I wish people would get stomach cancer here in the US and be way less obese if that's the secret

Such an eyesore to see these ogres

>>18578435
The serving sizes are ridiculous, they are enormous in USA and tiny in Japan. Europe got it right.

>>18578379
They’re manlets with small dicks.

>>18578476
You aspies arbitrarily labeling 95% of all food "gerrslerp" doesn't make it so

>>18578385
>>18578462
>M-MUH GOYSLOP
Weakest, most retarded forced /pol/ meme

>>18578646
Yes, it is. You really shouldn't talk shit about things you know nothing about.

>>18580852
It's literally dumb /pol/children who are so weak and cowardly they can't do anything else to take part in the political process, so they think "if I just call everything goyslop it absolves me of having to have real opinions on how to improve society".

>>18578379
One word: Fish

>>18578379
>healthiest country on planet earth
>still gets destroyed by Godzilla every couple of years

>>18578505
Anyone else watch those sumo matches on YouTube? It’s neat seeing their pure strength

>>18578379
>is the most DYEL country on planet earth
FTFY

>>18582041
>t. China

Hong Kong has both the highest life expectancy and highest average meat consumption in the world, you fucking moron.

>>18578385
They definitely have goyslop but it's remarkable how even sumo wrestlers manage to have a somewhat healthy diet

>>18578379
>Diabetes at BMI 26
>Lack of will and virility
Yeah super healthy

>>18578439
yeah but it's a special occasion type meal, not something eaten frequently

eating habits
eating habits, japan

>>18582070
Sumos are constantly stuffing their faces like any other fat person. Nikocado isn't fat because of what he ate on screen. He eats slow as fuck and eats all day.

>>18578379
Japan has very high rates of diabetes and the men are built like women.

>>18580887
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO EAT THE SNEED OILS AND HFCS OR ELSE YOU'RE A POL INCEL!!!!!!!111

>>18582372
>it is impossible to not consume seed oils and hfcs without calling everything goyslop

>>18582745
People who are offended by that term are invariably goyslop consumers (or Jews which is even worse)

>>18580295
That's a pretty good complexion for a McDonald's diet.

>>18582748
I'm not offended by it, just tired of it because it is in every single thread

>>18582745
>I'm a faggot offended by a term, which is pretty fucking verifiably true

>>18582755
> because it is in every single thread
That's because it's extremely ubiquitous, and people should be relentlessly shamed for being goyslop consumers until they go back to r*ddit where they belong.

>>18578379
Aren't their rates of diabetes pretty insane?

>>18582369
>>18583335
might be genetic, they tend to store more internal fat

>>18583372
Type 2 diabetes isn't about being fat, it's about insulin no longer doing its job.

>>18578379
>no red meat
>lowest birth rate in the world

>>18583376
Mercury poisoning maybe, they need more iodine and maybe DMSA/EDTA.

>>18583412
>more iodine
The Japanese eat more iodine than any other country on average due to all the sea food/seaweed based dishes.

>>18583414
Yea, more iodine and a piss test for mercury can't hurt, especially if the person actually has diabetes.

>>18583416
How about instead of being retarded and jumping into action we just do more research into insulin resistance?

>>18583416
Honestly it's probably because they eat so much white rice. That shit will destroy your insulin resistance if you eat it every day for every meal.

>>18583420
Why not test for mercury poisoning? If 80% of Americans test positive, Japan has to be 100%.
https://restorativemedicine.org/digest/interview-thyroid-expert-david-brownstein-md/

>>18583424
Japanese don't eat 24/7 like burgers do. They generally stick to <5 meals a day.

>>18583427
Dude type 2 diabetes is just insulin resistance. Research into insulin resistance. What are you even doing?

>>18583434
>muh insulin resistance
Are you overweight? Not trying to insult you, just genuinely curious.
Research into mercury poisoning and diabetes.

>>18583438
Are you suggesting that Americans have mercury poisoning? Are you suggesting that going on keto somehow purges mercury from the body?

>>18583445
I'm suggesting that you're a fatty because you blame the food for your own weight.

>>18583446
I'm 80kg at 5'11, though I lift and eat a ton of protein. Lifting is why I took an interest in this sort of shit in the first place.

And again, are you suggesting that keto purges mercury from the body? If not, shut up.

>>18583456
This is a terrible strawman.

>>18583424
I eat white rice and don't have diabetes.

>>18583458
You seemed to be implying that mercury poisoning and type 2 diabetes were linked, but it's well known that a keto diet can reverse type 2 diabetes. So unless you want to state you think there's a link between keto and purging mercury and its effects from the body, I recommend you rescind your stance that Japan's type 2 diabetes rates have jack shit to do with eating fish.

>>18583462
Absolutely delusional.

>>18583464
Zero attempt at a rebuttal, just insults thrown. Go back to school, nobody wants you on the fucking internet.

>>18583462

>>18583465
You're free to believe Dr. Atkins as the one true doctor, I see you're very dogmatic as you refuse to listen to anything else in the field, and your deep offense at someone who doesn't share your opinions.

>>18583379

>>18578379
>lowest testosterone among males
>highest suicide rate in the world
>rampant mental problems
>sexual dysfunction
>short

Hmm yes, truly an amazing diet.

>>18583651
All of this applies to America too. So much for the healthy Asian diet.

>>18583460
You probably will by the time you're 50 if you eat it every day

>>18582041
>i-it’s okay that I have a BMI of 35 it’s all muscle weight! Ackshually did you know that (random professional athlete) is technically obese according to BMI?!? I bet you’re just a skinny twink a real man eats big to get big I’m just bulking…
westoids never cease to amaze me with their cope, I would tell you to kill yourself but it looks like your blood pressure is doing a good job of that already, enjoy your goyslop-induced heart attack

i live in japan.

ask me anything about japanese food.

>>18583372
>>18583335
>>18582369
It might also be because they eat FUCKOFF METRIC TONNES OF CAKE AND PASTRY all the fucking time and see nothing wrong with it. SK and Taiwan are the same way.

>>18578385
>lack of soy
nigger are you pants on head retarded?

>>18578385
>he thinks japs don't consume a lot of soy

>>18582034
You can watch sumo straight on the english site for the NHK as well
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/

>>18584350
Get a healthy hobby that's not being recreationally retarded.

>>18582369
>Belarus
why

>>18578385
Not true. It's not as bad as angl*id countries but Japan definitely have lots of slop. And they use a lot of sneed oils for cooking.

Most Japanese people eat reasonably healthy diets most of the time, but it's by no means perfect. The average Japanese person doesn't eat healthier than a health conscious-westerner. It's just that there are more people eating completely terrible diets in the west.

t. lived there a few years ago

>>18578379
You can try and live as long as you want Tojo, it won't unfuck your birth rates.

>>18582758
>nooooooooo it's not sugar

>>18582758
>Correlation = causation
All these retarda looking for shit to blame when the reality is that all of the disease and disorder having peps are just genetically prone to them and would not even make it past childhood if not for modern medicine.

>>18578923
sumo wrestlers typically eat a fuckload in excess
like to the point where drinking shitty blond beer is a part of their diet because its practically liquid carbs. if you cut that shit out and just eat what they eat in regular portions while doing constant exercise youll probably just become gigachad

>>18578923
if you were eating like shit before you'll still probably be fine just from the switch
if not, adjust on the fly

>>18585499
yes I have tortured my body with processed goyslop.
after few weeks I can already see positive signs, mainly my sleep quality is much better, I actually feel rested when I wake up. I guess I'll just keep going with chicken and rice.

>>18582369
It's the white rice 100%, what the fuck else would it be?

>>18585378
Pattern recognition is a sign of intelligence.

>>18578435
Practically every vending machine I came across during my last month in Japan had coke as a choice if it had soda.
Everything else you said is spot-on though. I always miss how convenient the convenience stores actually were.

>>18587113
Enjoy your cognitive biases.
Oh, wait, you're not aware of them!

>>18582758
>Seed oil in Pounds Per Person Per Year
>Carbs in Ounces per Day
Graph is dishonest, accidentally if not purposefully.
If they want to infer that seed oils are more likely to be a cause then they should isolate them by plotting the seed oils metric normalized by carb consumption and the seed oils metric normalized by calorie consumption.
Though I doubt their data is detailed enough to normalize properly.

>>18582369
Check Mongolia with their horse meat and fermented milk diet, the only places with lower rates are places where they're starving
Mexico is a little confusing to me

>>18585370
>"sugar is terrible for you"
>*gobbles down another plate of rice with a side of bread*

CICO, faggots. Everyone knows Japanese are unhealthy as fuck from the radiation and the poisoned fish they eat.

>>18582369
>the men are built like women
this is a bad thing?

>>18588765

>>18585043
>oink oink oink oink oink
Shh shh it’s okay piggy no thinking bad bad just eating good good. That’s right shovel down that goyslop and consoom like the fat hog you are

>>18578379
are you retarded? beef bowl is the go to meal

>>18578379
>is really racist
>people live longer
hmmm

>>18580887
goyslop is funny as hell

>>18578551
All the masculine genetics got wiped out in WWII.

>>18578385
Most Japs live on instant ramen and Poki.

>>18580891
I'm not necessarily disagreeing with you, but I think that it could simply just be that they're retards and they think that posting the worst, most annoying shit possible is the peak of humour

>>18588983
its not only funny, it is functional. best antidiabetes campaign in human history

>>18589011
You're on 4chan. The refuge of people who couldn't afford to continue posting on Something Awful after the dot com crash.

>>18589053
4chan was the refuge of people who couldn't afford FYAD in 2006. Nowadays it's just the edgy wing of Twitter and your grandpa uses it more often than any oldfag goons still on here do.

>>18578379
>taxes the fat
>is the healthiest country on planet earth
really makes you think