/ck/ - Food & Cooking

pesto.
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>>18575324
funny thread

>>18575328
I was about to suggest that. Pesto that shit up.

>>18575324
Now top it with jarred Ragu and shake some powdered parmisian on it. If you're feeling fancy, fry up some italian sausage to put in the Ragu sauce. wala dinner is served.

Put it in a skillet with some of the reserved pasta water (I know you didn't throw that shit away) and some melted butter (a lot of butter). Stir in a fuckload of parmesan or romano cheese. Wa la.

>>18575324
add a squirt ketchup and a heap of butter

>>18575353
>and some melted butter (a lot of butter).
that sounded iffy but I guess it's a real thing

>>18575367
I'm pretty sure that's how actual eye-talians make fettucine alfredo.

>>18575367
How is spaghetti with meat balls cheaper than spaghetti with olive oil and garlic?

>>18575398
the meatballs have rat in them

>>18575398
$1.95 is not cheaper than $1.75

>>18575363
Lightly sprinkle two cups of msg, to serve

>>18575404
Are you retard?
>>18575367
Btw when was this from? The deal at the top with a whole jug of wine for only 2 dollar something is pretty sweet

>>18575405
i believe we refer to it as "parmesan"

>>18575353
That’s the best.

>>18575353
What if I threw the water away?

>>18575420
1960s I think, here's the full menu

>>18575431
Use tap water

>>18575431
Then your melted butter's not going to stick to the pasta at all, it's just going to fall to the bottom of the plate.

>>18575426
>we

>>18575434
what on earth is meat sauce?
minced beef and a thick italian tomato sauce?

>>18575431
Then the butter and cheese won't emulsify into a sauce and you'll just have pools of grease on your plate. It will still taste good, but it won't be as good.

>>18575443
yes
we as in, artists of the future.
we are paving a way to a great world

>Add sauce of choice
>Add meat of choice
>Add parmesan or other topping of choice.

Noodles are very versatile.

>>18575451
all these years and i still dont know how to add singapore to them

Heat some olive oil in a pan, cut garlic the smallest you can, throw it in for a minute then add the pasta for another minute and eat it.

>>18575324
I never got this far.

>>18575465
i think it's just cayenne, oil, msg, lil soy and vinegar

>>18575324
put butter and grated cheese on it

now you start cramming

>>18575324
>Now what?
add 1 cup of Whataburger ketchup and 4 tablespoons of butter

>>18575431
Boil up some more pasta and use that.

>>18575324
If you don't have anything else, butter, salt, pepper.

>>18575324
>eggggggggssssss
>pepper
>salt
>pasta water
>fatty pork bits
You need more? Fuck off, demanding pleb. Go to some tomato based province.
seriously though, carbonara is good, but some kind of sauce is needed. Pesto, bolognese, lots of butter, olive oil, and garlic done OK, but not ideal, fucking whatever with pasta. It can be good. If you add a little chicken, pork, or fished base sauce with it and make it a little nice with a bit of wine and butter, who really cares?
:::Quick answer: stuffy people with nothing better to do::::
TLDR: read the quick answer because fuck you

>>18575324
Get out your hondashi and miso paste.

>>18575403
Chicken of the cellar.

>>18575324
Ready for some meatball action.
>>18577293
shut UP!

>>18575382
I was checking out a new Italian place and I heard the chef telling someone that the dish got its start as something quick and easy they made for kids back in the old country

>>18575444
Bolognese

>>18575324
Garlic sauteed in olive oil, dried calabrian chili flakes, parmesan, and kalamata olives

>>18577293
I like this post, anon.

>>18577550
haha, keep it friend, it's all yours

>>18575353
>pasta water
What a fucking meme. It does nothing. Yes there are some vague starches in it, but it's still 99.99% water. Just make a roux you lazy pretentious faggot

>>18575324
WDYM now what?
Make Pasta E Aglio Olio.
Put some olive oil and garlic on it!

>Wala

>>18575324
ketchup

>>18575324
i would leave it as is. but i would also consider putting pasta sauce on it, or strips of mozzarella on top which will melt in (i absolutely love that), or both.

>>18575445
bullshit it won't
you pasta water faggots are insufferable
it does NOTHING

>>18575324
now make some carbonara sauce like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCSowIQgHPI

>>18577293
kek thanks anon

>>18575324
You add the milk and sugar

>>18575324
Slurp it up dry like the paypig you are, OP. Open your wallet.

>>18580455
light of my life, fire of my loins.
my sin, my soul.
my lolita.

>>18578998
I made a pasta and all the sauce stuff fell to the bottom. Then my mommy told me to do the pasta water and it still kind of all fell to bottom, but maybe slightly less of it? Glub glub shrug.

Top it off with some frumunda cheese

Cram it

>>18578998
what do you gain by being retarded

>>18575426
americans, maybe.